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(Salon)   Joseph Farah puts down the chicken long enough to do an interview with Alex Jones: "If [Obama is] re-elected, we will be hunted down like dogs"   (salon.com ) divider line 125
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2012-07-10 02:41:41 PM  
Right, because he's had 3.5 years to hunt you down like a dog and hasn't, but in his second term HE SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE
 
2012-07-10 03:02:21 PM  
Oh, how I wish that were true.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-10 03:18:05 PM  
Is that an Obama campaign promise?
 
2012-07-10 03:22:07 PM  

vpb: Is that an Obama campaign promise?


ATTENTION ORGANIZING FOR AMERICA.

Jim Messina sends me more emails than my mom. You people make Obama say on stage, "And if re-elected I promise to hunt the editors of WND and Prison Planet for sport" and I will send you some cash.

I promise.

Yours in Allah,

what_now
 
2012-07-10 03:28:00 PM  
RE-elected. RE-ELECTED. If Obama is this tyrannical supervillain, why the fark would he wait for his second legitimate term to take you retards out?

And no, you can't keep "vetting" him. He officially has more experience being president than all but four other people on the planet.
 
2012-07-10 03:32:25 PM  
reason.com
 
2012-07-10 03:36:00 PM  
Is dog hunting popular?
 
2012-07-10 03:37:24 PM  
Is there coverage for paranoid schizophrenia under OBAMACARE?
 
2012-07-10 03:37:30 PM  
Before re-election: If he's re-elected, we will be hunted down like dogs.

After re-election: Soon into his second term we will be hunted down like dogs.

After Obama leaves office despite now hunting people down: He could have hunted us like dogs but the American people stopped him in time.

There. I just set up the gameplan until 2016.
 
2012-07-10 03:38:30 PM  
Ermm...change 'now' to 'not'. To prevent the conspiracy theorists to stir.
 
2012-07-10 03:38:36 PM  
I seriously wonder if their families really do care about their wellbeing.

Can a family member get another committed for a psych eval in Texas? If so, Alex Jones needs one before he shoots his family and sets himself ablaze
 
2012-07-10 03:39:22 PM  
Wasn't there some Tea Party candidate who actually called for "open season" on liberals?
 
2012-07-10 03:39:29 PM  

what_now: "And if re-elected I promise to hunt the editors of WND and Prison Planet for sport"


Man: The Most Dangerous Game
WND Staff: The Most Portly Game
 
2012-07-10 03:39:48 PM  

WizardofToast: There. I just set up the gameplan until 2016.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-10 03:40:26 PM  

Bloody William: RE-elected. RE-ELECTED. If Obama is this tyrannical supervillain, why the fark would he wait for his second legitimate term to take you retards out?


These are the kind of people that have Jack Bauer 2012 stickers on their car. They want to vote for a fictional character to keep them safe.

So they firmly believe there's nothing odd about having a super villain explain his plans carefully to the hero, then put that hero in a position where something will kill him in 15 minutes' time. Unless he can escape.
 
2012-07-10 03:40:40 PM  
alexjones

THEY HAVE TRAINS READY! AND COFFINS! HALF THE POPULATION NEXT YEAR! THE CULLING! EATING BABIES!

/alexjones

Oh, Alex Jones. You are the malignant cancer of the First Amendment.
 
2012-07-10 03:40:59 PM  

WizardofToast: Before re-election: If he's re-elected, we will be hunted down like dogs.

After re-election: Soon into his second term we will be hunted down like dogs.

After Obama leaves office despite now hunting people down: He could have hunted us like dogs but the American people stopped him in time.

There. I just set up the gameplan until 2016.


I predict circulating FW: FW: FW:FW Re: FW: RE: RE: FARTBAMA DEATH LIST emails that has Joseph Farah listed between Vince Foster and Ally Sheedy by 2015. Most likely started by Joseph Farah himself.
 
2012-07-10 03:41:25 PM  
I hope these morons actually believe the crap coming out of their mouths. It'll make things sweeter on November 7.

/well, not for the police, paramedics, and coroners having to clean up after the self-inflicted gunshot wounds that they would see as being preferable to living in Fartbama's Amercia, obviously. But for the rest of us.
 
2012-07-10 03:41:43 PM  

Bloody William: RE-elected. RE-ELECTED. If Obama is this tyrannical supervillain, why the fark would he wait for his second legitimate term to take you retards out?

And no, you can't keep "vetting" him. He officially has more experience being president than all but four other people on the planet.


And more such experience than all but 37 people who've ever lived.

/Harrison, Taylor, Garfield, Harding and Kennedy all died in office after serving for less than 41-and-a-half months each
//Cleveland was President on two non-consecutive occasions, got his own spin-off show
 
2012-07-10 03:41:54 PM  

Triumph: [reason.com image 300x460]


"DAT ASS"
 
2012-07-10 03:41:56 PM  
Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
www.artistswhothrive.com

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.
 
2012-07-10 03:42:07 PM  

i.imgur.com
*tickle tickle tickle*

 
2012-07-10 03:43:25 PM  
What kind of dog?
 
2012-07-10 03:43:40 PM  
This reminds me of 1996 and Chicago's favorite DJ Mancow, the knockoff Howard Stern, was claiming that Clinton was sending black helicopters to buzz his apartment.

Different decade, same delusions of grandeur that a tinpot pundit is a threat to the presidency.

The only difference is that we've replaced the black helicopters with drones.
 
2012-07-10 03:44:39 PM  

Dr. Whoof: Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
[www.artistswhothrive.com image 500x371]

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.


That's not a drone, that's a formation of fighter jets of the Ninja Air Force escorting a Ninja Cargo Aircraft.
 
2012-07-10 03:44:47 PM  

eraser8: Oh, how I wish that were true.


THIS, and death panels. PLEASE, PLEASE, lemme join a death panel!!!
 
2012-07-10 03:45:43 PM  
You're not that important.
 
2012-07-10 03:45:48 PM  
Hmmmm, if that were true, it would be a pretty good reason to vote for Obama, as far as I'm concerned.
 
2012-07-10 03:46:30 PM  

Dr. Whoof: Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
[www.artistswhothrive.com image 500x371]

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.


The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?!
 
2012-07-10 03:47:32 PM  
OBAMA 2012!
 
2012-07-10 03:47:50 PM  
I saw a drone outside my house the other day too!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-10 03:48:21 PM  
Oh man, if this is true, I wanna be the guy that rides on top of the hunting humvee with the 50 gauge fully auto, firing willy-nilly into the desperate crowd of birthers, shouting 'yeeehaaaaaw' or something suitably mindless.

/What?
//You can't tell me that doesn't sound like fun.
 
2012-07-10 03:50:06 PM  
My experience of hunting down dogs consists of driving around the neighborhood looking for the errant beagle while Ms. Eaton stays home to wait for a kindly neighbor to call and say they've found him. So the way I read the situation, this guy has his shorts in a bunch because he's afraid of a free car ride that ends with a yummy cheese stick treat.
 
2012-07-10 03:50:30 PM  

dallylamma: I saw a drone outside my house the other day too!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x187]


From playing The Secret World, I know bees are just a step away from the Illuminati coming to you.
 
2012-07-10 03:51:03 PM  
Yes, exactly like dogs. Because no one hunts dogs.

Except local dog catchers who need to catch the aggressive ones who may hurt others.

So yeah. Just. Like. Dogs.
 
2012-07-10 03:51:32 PM  
No, subby, he's still tenderizing poultry from the inside.
 
2012-07-10 03:51:34 PM  
Joseph Farah puts down the chicken long enough to do an interview with Alex Jones: "If [Obama is] re-elected, we will be hunted down like dogs"

Don't I farking wish.
 
2012-07-10 03:52:32 PM  

Bloody William: Dr. Whoof: Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
[www.artistswhothrive.com image 500x371]

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?!


leviathyn.com

METAL GEAR?!
 
2012-07-10 03:53:26 PM  
So when did Alex Jones become a thing? I really thought he was the Weekly World News of the conspiracy bunch.
 
2012-07-10 03:53:37 PM  
I'd say he f*cked that chicken right through the interview.
 
2012-07-10 03:53:52 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

"Dew ye like dags?"
 
2012-07-10 03:53:54 PM  

Dalrint: Oh man, if this is true, I wanna be the guy that rides on top of the hunting humvee with the 50 gauge fully auto, firing willy-nilly into the desperate crowd of birthers, shouting 'yeeehaaaaaw' or something suitably mindless.

/What?
//You can't tell me that doesn't sound like fun.


Isn't a 50 gauge something like a BB gun?

Granted, firing a BB gun willy-nilly into a desperate crowd of birthers has its own appeal, if only to watch the Hoverround bumper cars that would ensue.
 
2012-07-10 03:53:59 PM  
"We have to resist all attempts to control us, whether they're telling us our kids have to have these mandatory vaccines, or they tell us in order to get on an airplane you've got to be groped.

Yeah, because once again, all of this started under Obama. No vaccines and no TSA before the Seekrit Kenyan Muslim Usurper too the stage, right?

Fark, all these people do is biatch that he isn't doing enough, except for when they switch gears and biatch that he's suddenly doing enough.

/My God, That poor chicken.
 
2012-07-10 03:54:43 PM  
So some dude flies an RC plane near JoJo's house, and suddenly it's a military drone and he's now going to be assassinated?
 
2012-07-10 03:55:02 PM  

WizardofToast: dallylamma: I saw a drone outside my house the other day too!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x187]

From playing The Secret World, I know bees are just a step away from the Illuminati coming to you.


i.ytimg.com
THAT BEE - WHICH DIRECTION IS HE POINTING?!?
 
2012-07-10 03:55:56 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: So when did Alex Jones become a thing? I really thought he was the Weekly World News of the conspiracy bunch.


He's a smart marketer. He leads a bunch of idiots that don't know how to think. Turns out that's a pretty good way to make a living.
 
2012-07-10 03:56:51 PM  
Well we KNOW Obongo took down Breitbart. Taking out all his other enemies should pose no problem.
 
2012-07-10 03:57:53 PM  
One downside of the information age is that it gave paranoid schizophrenics a voice. One downside of the current GOP and Fox News is that they gave schizophrenic a megaphone.
 
2012-07-10 03:57:56 PM  

EyeballKid: eraser8: Oh, how I wish that were true.

THIS, and death panels. PLEASE, PLEASE, lemme join a death panel!!!


Pick me! I'll supply my own jackboots!
 
2012-07-10 03:57:59 PM  

what_now: WizardofToast: There. I just set up the gameplan until 2016.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x434]


she'll never be president with a collar like that yikes
 
2012-07-10 03:58:11 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: So when did Alex Jones become a thing? I really thought he was the Weekly World News of the conspiracy bunch.


When he started to focus more on birtherism over trutherism.

Not a lot of people believe that 9/11 was carried out by the Government, but for some damn strange reason, people somehow believe that Obama was born in Kenya. Morons attract morons, I guess.
 
2012-07-10 03:59:07 PM  
 
2012-07-10 04:00:04 PM  

bartink: HotWingConspiracy: So when did Alex Jones become a thing? I really thought he was the Weekly World News of the conspiracy bunch.

He's a smart marketer. He leads a bunch of idiots that don't know how to think. Turns out that's a pretty good way to make a living.


It's like religion, but without all the foofaraw.
 
2012-07-10 04:02:30 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Pick me! I'll supply my own jackboots!


The individual jackboot mandate is an assault on our freedom.
 
2012-07-10 04:02:36 PM  
He wants to be important...let's give him this.

Farah, who lives in a Virginia suburb about 20 miles outside of the nation's capital, could think of only one reason why a drone (if that is really what he saw) would be monitoring the area.

"There could only be one thing that this drone was spying on, and that would be me," he said. "That would be my property."
 
2012-07-10 04:03:17 PM  

www.alicia-logic.com
"You will die like dogs."

 
2012-07-10 04:03:40 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: He wants to be important...let's give him this.

Farah, who lives in a Virginia suburb about 20 miles outside of the nation's capital, could think of only one reason why a drone (if that is really what he saw) would be monitoring the area.

"There could only be one thing that this drone was spying on, and that would be me," he said. "That would be my property."


One of the symptoms of delusional paranoia.
 
2012-07-10 04:04:05 PM  

make me some tea: Right, because he's had 3.5 years to hunt you down like a dog and hasn't, but in his second term HE SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE


It's like gun control. He hasn't done anything to take guns away, but that just proves he will do so later.

He hasn't hunted Farah or Jones down, but that's concrete evidence that he will.
 
2012-07-10 04:07:38 PM  
FTA: "By the way Alex, remember when you were in my office in Virginia, one of my crew asked if you'd ever seen a drone, and you answered no you hadn't," he [Farah] said. "I get home and within a week or two of that conversation, I'm taking my dog for a walk, and guess what I see right over the tree line? Right above my head is a drone."

I wonder: does Farah double tin-foil his tin-foil hat? And, more importantly, is the dog given a tin-foil hat as well, just in case?
 
2012-07-10 04:08:54 PM  

Jubeebee: Dalrint: Oh man, if this is true, I wanna be the guy that rides on top of the hunting humvee with the 50 gauge fully auto, firing willy-nilly into the desperate crowd of birthers, shouting 'yeeehaaaaaw' or something suitably mindless.

/What?
//You can't tell me that doesn't sound like fun.

Isn't a 50 gauge something like a BB gun?

Granted, firing a BB gun willy-nilly into a desperate crowd of birthers has its own appeal, if only to watch the Hoverround bumper cars that would ensue.


Formula for determining gauge is:

upload.wikimedia.org

Going by that formula, a 50 gauge would be approximately .45 caliber. A .410 shotgun is almost 68 gauge.

I wouldn't want one shot in my direction.
 
2012-07-10 04:09:50 PM  

dittybopper: Jubeebee: Dalrint: Oh man, if this is true, I wanna be the guy that rides on top of the hunting humvee with the 50 gauge fully auto, firing willy-nilly into the desperate crowd of birthers, shouting 'yeeehaaaaaw' or something suitably mindless.

/What?
//You can't tell me that doesn't sound like fun.

Isn't a 50 gauge something like a BB gun?

Granted, firing a BB gun willy-nilly into a desperate crowd of birthers has its own appeal, if only to watch the Hoverround bumper cars that would ensue.

Formula for determining gauge is:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 177x51]

Going by that formula, a 50 gauge would be approximately .45 caliber. A .410 shotgun is almost 68 gauge.

I wouldn't want one shot in my direction.


Why is that formula so absurd?
 
2012-07-10 04:10:16 PM  
Alex Jones is a riot to listen to. Try it some time. The callers, 'nough said. If you believe this....
However, check out the old Chuck Harder history and how he was destroyed by shennanigans because he believed in what he preached and a certain political party disagreed (he was a weird one, but political cash did shut him down before an election) These nutjobs need to be on the air as a comedy relief, but I give chuck a LOT of credit for trying to bring back US manufacturing on a small scale for radios.
 
2012-07-10 04:11:25 PM  
I'd like these guys to be interviewed in public with armed guards to make sure they can't run; they have to sign a legal agreement that if Obama wins and at the end of fours years he hasn't hunted them down, they will be required to just fark off already. No one ever hears from them again. Oh, and give all their money to a charity of Obama's choice.
 
2012-07-10 04:15:07 PM  
This IS a repeat from EVERY ELECTION SINCE ALEX JONES HAS HAD A VOICEBOX.
 
2012-07-10 04:17:00 PM  
Ha ha.
He saw "drones" watching him? Someone needs to tell him he's not that important.
 
2012-07-10 04:17:21 PM  
Touche to Alex Jones for figuring out our plan. He'll never see Plan B coming.
 
2012-07-10 04:20:11 PM  
"By the way Alex, remember when you were in my office in Virginia, one of my crew asked if you'd ever seen a drone, and you answered no you hadn't," he said. "I get home and within a week or two of that conversation, I'm taking my dog for a walk, and guess what I see right over the tree line? Right above my head is a drone."

The "confirmation," Farah said, came from online images of drones that "resemble what I saw."

Farah, who lives in a Virginia suburb about 20 miles outside of the nation's capital, could think of only one reason why a drone (if that is really what he saw) would be monitoring the area.

"There could only be one thing that this drone was spying on, and that would be me," he said. "That would be my property."


Things in between Washington, DC and Farah's house more important than Farah, a short list:

CIA Headquarters
National Foreign Affairs Training Center
The Pentagon
(Possibly) Quantico Marine Corps Base
Raytheon
Northrop Grumman
Booz Allen Hamilton
Boeing
Airbus
Dulles Airport
National Airport
General Dynamics
KBR
Office of Naval Research
US Coast Guard Office
US Marine Corps Headquarters
Fort Myers
Wendy's
A homeless man
Some gum in the middle of the road
United States Postal Service
Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority
Lockheed Martin
Arlington National Cemetery
 
2012-07-10 04:21:55 PM  

MagnesDrachen: This IS a repeat from EVERY ELECTION SINCE ALEX JONES HAS HAD A VOICEBOX.


To be fair, it's a repeat of every year since I've been an adult.

I remember when Clinton was in office. My mother-in-law at the time was telling me about how Clinton had opened up a Navy base in San Diego to the Chinese military. She also told me some shiat about the UN occupying Arkansas, the details of which which I have thankfully forgotten.

Separately, I read a biography where the author was telling stories about how when he was a kid his parents where convinced that FDR was going to abolish Wall Street and implement Marxist communism in the US.

So yeah. This kind of idiocy has been going on for a long, long time.
 
2012-07-10 04:26:41 PM  

exvaxman: Alex Jones is a riot to listen to. Try it some time. The callers, 'nough said. If you believe this....
However, check out the old Chuck Harder history and how he was destroyed by shennanigans because he believed in what he preached and a certain political party disagreed (he was a weird one, but political cash did shut him down before an election) These nutjobs need to be on the air as a comedy relief, but I give chuck a LOT of credit for trying to bring back US manufacturing on a small scale for radios.


I listen to Alex Jones a lot and exvaxman is correct, he is very entertaining and good at his job. He can tease a news report for hours before speaking on it, can never stay on topic, good at creating anxiety. He always has a stack of news articles he intends to discuss, then he hears a trigger word from a caller (flouride, drones, 911, squirrel, etc) and its off to rant-town for a while and he will only cover one story out of the 50 he has that day. That and he can't let anyone say more than one sentence before he interjects (which is annoying)

One good thing I can say about his show is he will cover news when the MSM is doing week long reports on things like Whitney Houston's death, etc. He rarely drones on about a story for multiple days, his ADD/ADHD is good at keeping variety in his show. But he will give himself a heart attack before he is 50.

He seems to report on stories earlier than other news shows, you just have to get over his "everything is a big plan part"
 
2012-07-10 04:27:45 PM  
That poor, poor chicken.

For some reason I want to watch Pink Flamingos now.
 
2012-07-10 04:32:41 PM  
Wait, I thought he was going to take away all our guns back in '08.
 
2012-07-10 04:36:13 PM  

qorkfiend: dittybopper: Jubeebee: Dalrint: Oh man, if this is true, I wanna be the guy that rides on top of the hunting humvee with the 50 gauge fully auto, firing willy-nilly into the desperate crowd of birthers, shouting 'yeeehaaaaaw' or something suitably mindless.

/What?
//You can't tell me that doesn't sound like fun.

Isn't a 50 gauge something like a BB gun?

Granted, firing a BB gun willy-nilly into a desperate crowd of birthers has its own appeal, if only to watch the Hoverround bumper cars that would ensue.

Formula for determining gauge is:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 177x51]

Going by that formula, a 50 gauge would be approximately .45 caliber. A .410 shotgun is almost 68 gauge.

I wouldn't want one shot in my direction.

Why is that formula so absurd?


Ah ha! I used to think the same thing!

So the firearms that were most popular in the days of yore were cannons. Cannons that shot spherical cannon balls. The balls were weighed and would be used to name the class of gun. Like 20-pounder or 10-pounder or something like that. The ammo's weight determined the bore the gun. So if someone asked you how wide that cannon's bore was, you could say something that seemed nonsensical ("10-pounds!") while actually conveying actual information.

(historical note: this is an absurdly inaccurate oversimplification, but you hopefully understand the concepts)

Now what the hell do you do when you create a gun which fires ammo that is LESS than a pound? how do you measure with that system?

Let's say the sphere of lead I'm firing weighs a 12th of a pound.

So if I took a pound of lead, divided it into 12 equal masses, and then formed those masses into spheres their diameter would be equal to something....call it 12 gauge.

That's the official meaning of the term gauge. If your cannonball-sphere weighs half a pound, your gun is 2 gauge. A quarter of a pound, 4 gauge.

Of course we no longer fire spheres of lead, so it makes no sense to us. Just remember that gauge is one of those inverse relationships for measuring things as they get smaller (sub-pound cannonballs) so really big gauge numbers mean itty bitty tiny things. It is also non-linear because of the inverse term and the bore diameter is cubicly related to the volume/mass of the sphere.

/THE MORE YOU KNOW
 
2012-07-10 04:37:48 PM  
For the love of god, it's dead already.

i13.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-10 04:40:05 PM  

Esc7: informative text


Thank you, doctor!
 
2012-07-10 04:41:10 PM  

AKTurkey: "By the way Alex, remember when you were in my office in Virginia, one of my crew asked if you'd ever seen a drone, and you answered no you hadn't," he said. "I get home and within a week or two of that conversation, I'm taking my dog for a walk, and guess what I see right over the tree line? Right above my head is a drone."

The "confirmation," Farah said, came from online images of drones that "resemble what I saw."

Farah, who lives in a Virginia suburb about 20 miles outside of the nation's capital, could think of only one reason why a drone (if that is really what he saw) would be monitoring the area.

"There could only be one thing that this drone was spying on, and that would be me," he said. "That would be my property."

Things in between Washington, DC and Farah's house more important than Farah, a short list:

CIA Headquarters
National Foreign Affairs Training Center
The Pentagon
(Possibly) Quantico Marine Corps Base
Raytheon
Northrop Grumman
Booz Allen Hamilton
Boeing
Airbus
Dulles Airport
National Airport
General Dynamics
KBR
Office of Naval Research
US Coast Guard Office
US Marine Corps Headquarters
Fort Myers
Wendy's
A homeless man
Some gum in the middle of the road
United States Postal Service
Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority
Lockheed Martin
Arlington National Cemetery


You forgot Bolling AFB (technically in MD, but across the river from Reagan Airport), Olde Towne Alexandriae, Wolf Trap, Nissan Pavillion (though I think it's called something else now), and almost every single national farking monument this nation has.

Good godsDAMN Farah is stupid. Stupid and narcissistic. Stupid, narcissistic and ugly. Stupid, narcissistic, ugly and useless.

// Reagan Airport: where planes veer to the right, then forget where they're going
 
2012-07-10 04:42:41 PM  
If I lived in this guy's neighborhood, I'd take up flying small scale airplanes just so I could buzz his house while giggling from my driveway.
 
2012-07-10 04:49:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-10 04:51:19 PM  
Wow, this guy is creating entirely new levels of derp.
 
2012-07-10 04:53:12 PM  
*facegenitalia*

Face palm just doesn't cut it anymore with this level of retard
 
2012-07-10 04:53:26 PM  

phuquetarde: Wow, this guy is creating entirely new levels of derp.


He's discovered the Derp Boson, the particle which gives Derp its Herp.
 
2012-07-10 04:56:32 PM  
So... do you need, like, a permit for that or something or can I just go ahead and start hunting these fear mongers down next February?
 
2012-07-10 05:00:27 PM  

dinch: So... do you need, like, a permit for that or something or can I just go ahead and start hunting these fear mongers down next February?


Just remember to throw them back if they're smaller than the limit and you're in good shape.
 
2012-07-10 05:02:57 PM  
Just keep in mind that the repub MO is to accuse their opponents of exactly what they're planning. A repub victory in November will mean major retribution for those they perceive as their enemies. These guys are worried about being hunted down like dogs because they are looking forward to hunting down Democrats and liberals like dogs.
 
2012-07-10 05:03:34 PM  
Uh-oh, Joe - 0bama's after you! Better go hide in a cave for the next four years, you know, until the coast is clear.

/food and water are up to you, really.
 
2012-07-10 05:10:09 PM  
Man, now I really want to hunt down some dogs.
 
2012-07-10 05:12:52 PM  

Esc7: /THE MORE YOU KNOW


Thanks, that was far more entertaining than reading anything by Joseph Farah.
 
2012-07-10 05:14:40 PM  

HeartBurnKid: /well, not for the police, paramedics, and coroners having to clean up after the self-inflicted gunshot wounds that they would see as being preferable to living in Fartbama's Amercia, obviously. But for the rest of us.


If we're lucky. That's infinitely preferable to the alternate outcome, which is that one or more of these chickenfloor-humpers decides they're going to get out the bootstraps and Take Back 'Murica themselves by starting the Real 'Merkin Revolution, with a rape van full of IED's and assault weapons.

You thought Clinton's first term was lousy with right-wing derp taken to its logical extreme? Just wait four months. Hell the rate things are going, I'll be surprised if some of them wait for November 7th.
 
2012-07-10 05:14:54 PM  
Can't these people be indited for stirring up violent thoughts in people that might do something to Obama if they really honestly fear for their lives?

/I wonder where they all were during the real authoritarian years of George W. Bush?
 
2012-07-10 05:17:41 PM  

cman: Not a lot of people believe that 9/11 was carried out by the Government,



I don't know about that. I watched C-SPAN book TV one weekend and the room in DC was packed with people wanting to hear one author, forgot his name, who is a frequent guest of Alex Jones, talk about conspiracy theories like 9/11

Personally I believe some high ups found out about possible attacks and ignored them knowing anything that happened would give them an opportunity to push through their agenda. Not that they knew exactly what happened, or literally placed controlled demolitions in the towers, or a "rocket" hit buildings. That's just completely dumb. I believe in willful ignorance, not trutherism.
 
2012-07-10 05:18:36 PM  
Although I doubt it'll happen, I certainly hope it does.
 
2012-07-10 05:22:07 PM  
Found it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frfZ_j2ov4w

David Frum hosts Jonathan Kay, and Webster Tarpley
 
2012-07-10 05:25:32 PM  

intelligent comment below: cman: Not a lot of people believe that 9/11 was carried out by the Government,


I don't know about that. I watched C-SPAN book TV one weekend and the room in DC was packed with people wanting to hear one author, forgot his name, who is a frequent guest of Alex Jones, talk about conspiracy theories like 9/11

Personally I believe some high ups found out about possible attacks and ignored them knowing anything that happened would give them an opportunity to push through their agenda. Not that they knew exactly what happened, or literally placed controlled demolitions in the towers, or a "rocket" hit buildings. That's just completely dumb. I believe in willful ignorance, not trutherism.


I may be distrustful of humans and the goernment, but even saying that is something that I could never entertain. Willful inaction on an attack on our soil is not something that a government agency would do. Simply speaking, if word ever leak out about pre knowledge, the backlash would be so intense to the point it would be likely that these people would be shot by a citizen before they enter the court house. In simple terms, the reward was not worth the risk.

Have you ever worked for the federal government? Anyone who has ever held a job with them will agree universally on one thing: our government is filled with incompetent fools. That's all what happened. People who should have connected the dots did not do so.
 
2012-07-10 05:29:18 PM  
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2012-07-10 05:32:44 PM  

cman: I may be distrustful of humans and the goernment, but even saying that is something that I could never entertain. Willful inaction on an attack on our soil is not something that a government agency would do. Simply speaking, if word ever leak out about pre knowledge, the backlash would be so intense to the point it would be likely that these people would be shot by a citizen before they enter the court house. In simple terms, the reward was not worth the risk.

Have you ever worked for the federal government? Anyone who has ever held a job with them will agree universally on one thing: our government is filled with incompetent fools. That's all what happened. People who should have connected the dots did not do so.



There was pre-knowledge. There was a report detailing exactly what type of attack was going to be committed by followers of Bin Laden. It was ignored by George W Bush who let it sit on his desk. He was briefed by CIA daily about threats, and couldn't care less about OBL.

If you read Ali Soufan's book you would have learned both CIA and the FBI were tracking 2 of the future hijackers and allowed them to enter America from Thailand. What they did next is history.

They had someone in custody that was tortured for information and gave up info only when Ali Soufan connected the dots, but by that time it was too late. The known terrorists had hijacked the planes a few days earlier.

FBI was told by superiors to ignore known terrorists getting flight training in America.

Either people in charge were willfully ignorant or just ignorant. They ignored warning signs. I believe it was because some people wanted something to happen to push their agenda through, while others were probably, as you said, incompetent.

There are many things government does well. Hold onto secrets, especially military secrets. You don't go around talking about a secret operation and you don't get incompetent people in high positions of government. You may find them in middle management or low level officers in the military though.
 
2012-07-10 05:37:47 PM  
Joseph Farah puts down the chicken long enough to do an interview with Alex Jones:

...I'm pretty sure they were tag-teaming it during the interview.
 
2012-07-10 05:40:40 PM  
Wasn't he supposed to do that on his first term? Way to go Fartbongo, another promise broken!
 
2012-07-10 05:45:19 PM  

qorkfiend: Esc7: informative text

Thank you, doctor!


Another successful procedure!

Arkanaut: Esc7: /THE MORE YOU KNOW

Thanks, that was far more entertaining than reading anything by Joseph Farah.


that's a low bar, but I'll take the compliment!

But really the formula doesn't look too horrendous once you take out all the unit conversions:

i.imgur.com

Where:

M equals the volume of a 1lb sphere in cubic meters
n equals the gauge number
and
c equals the caliber in meters.

convert into inches for american caliber.
 
2012-07-10 05:51:47 PM  

clambam: Just keep in mind that the repub MO is to accuse their opponents of exactly what they're planning. A repub victory in November will mean major retribution for those they perceive as their enemies. These guys are worried about being hunted down like dogs because they are looking forward to hunting down Democrats and liberals like dogs.


Or, conversely, if Obama wins, "preemptively defending themselves".
 
2012-07-10 05:52:25 PM  

qorkfiend: God Is My Co-Pirate: Pick me! I'll supply my own jackboots!

The individual jackboot mandate is an assault on our freedom.


The individual jackboot mandate is covered in the Militia Acts, it's what our Founding Fathers wanted.
 
2012-07-10 05:53:05 PM  

cman: I may be distrustful of humans and the goernment, but even saying that is something that I could never entertain. Willful inaction on an attack on our soil is not something that a government agency would do. Simply speaking, if word ever leak out about pre knowledge, the backlash would be so intense to the point it would be likely that these people would be shot by a citizen before they enter the court house. In simple terms, the reward was not worth the risk.

Have you ever worked for the federal government? Anyone who has ever held a job with them will agree universally on one thing: our government is filled with incompetent fools. That's all what happened. People who should have connected the dots did not do so.


You know, sentiment like this is why the pre-knowledge that does exist, such as that demonstrated and exemplified by the 9/11 Commission Report (and you'd think that if anyone would have a vested interest in political ass-coverage, it would be a political panel), is by-and-large ignored by the American people.

As if our government has never, or never would, acted clandestinely against its citizens' best interests in the past or in ways that could provoke immense blowback. Because, apparently Operation PBSUCCESS, Operation Ajax, Operation Mongoose, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, the training and logistic support of the Mujahideen including illicit opium trade, participation in the Golden Triangle to support the Guomingdang, the Iran-Contra affair, collaboration with Manuel Noriega culminating in the invasion of Panama, and logistic and political support for bureaucratic authoritarian regimes in Latin-America such as that of Augusto Pinochet and death squads across the continent, never happened.

Sorry, but when the DCI is dropping daily briefings on your desk that say things like "Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US", and had been for months, and you can't be arsed to quit playing farmer to read the goddamn things and do anything about it, it's no longer an inter-departmental SNAFU.
 
2012-07-10 05:54:53 PM  

Rapmaster2000: This reminds me of 1996 and Chicago's favorite DJ Mancow, the knockoff Howard Stern, was claiming that Clinton was sending black helicopters to buzz his apartment.

Different decade, same delusions of grandeur that a tinpot pundit is a threat to the presidency.

The only difference is that we've replaced the black helicopters with drones.


THANKS.... And here I thought I had finally forgotten all reference to that douche.

How much of a douche you ask?

He gave away the twist ending for "The Sixth Sense" ON THE AIR!

/// i must have tuned in during a Stern commercial
 
2012-07-10 05:56:42 PM  
Intelligent Comment Below and That Bosnian Sniper, thirded.

It was allowed to happen.

I get aggravated at the "controlled demolition" people, because going to that extreme of paranoia turns people off from questioning anything at all about 9-11. Frankly I wonder if Trutherism isn't fanned by the Fed, to discredit anyone with even the slightest suspicion about that day.
 
2012-07-10 05:57:57 PM  

Dr. Whoof: Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
[www.artistswhothrive.com image 500x371]

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.


Fnord.
 
2012-07-10 05:59:15 PM  
And another Obama re-election ad writes itself.
 
2012-07-10 06:02:40 PM  
I only wish that all of these "Obama's gunnuh come after us!" paranoid tales would come true. I'd only feel sorry for the gullible conservative chump who has to hide & feed Rush Limbaugh up in their attic though.
 
2012-07-10 06:06:49 PM  

cman: I seriously wonder if their families really do care about their wellbeing.

Can a family member get another committed for a psych eval in Texas? If so, Alex Jones needs one before he shoots his family and sets himself ablaze


They tend to isolate themselves.

//Has a crazy family member that could give Alex a run for his money.
 
2012-07-10 06:09:39 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
Like this?
Also, it's worth noting that this is beyond having a persecution complex. This is having a future persecution fantasy.
 
2012-07-10 06:12:29 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 460x307]
*tickle tickle tickle*


I read this in the gremlin voice.
 
2012-07-10 06:23:57 PM  
GOPers should be hunted down like dogs and put down like vermin.
 
2012-07-10 06:34:03 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: I predict circulating FW: FW: FW:FW Re: FW: RE: RE: FARTBAMA DEATH LIST emails that has Joseph Farah listed between Vince Foster and Ally Sheedy by 2015. Most likely started by Joseph Farah himself.


It all makes sense now. William Hill, the British bookmakers, are getting licensed in Nevada, and starting late this year the hit lists will come out. We're going to be able to bet on this stuff.
 
2012-07-10 06:42:16 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Bloody William: Dr. Whoof: Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
[www.artistswhothrive.com image 500x371]

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?!

[leviathyn.com image 431x300]

METAL GEAR?!


We would also have accepted

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-10 06:54:36 PM  
Obama is going to sic a bunch of these on Farah.

www.louisianabugs.com

/Caterpillar Hunter
 
2012-07-10 07:24:04 PM  
This is what mental illness looks like kids.. Remember it well. These guys want to 'lead' america. Where? Who knows... but it cant be a good place to be.
 
2012-07-10 07:27:43 PM  
Has anybody said: "IT'S ABOUT DAMNED TIME!"
 
2012-07-10 07:42:18 PM  
I have it on good authority that Mr. Farah is correct in his fears. At the meeting yesterday, we talked about who we were going to kill first once we got the all-clear from Fartbama, and the first name out of everyone's mouths was Joseph Farah. So, he's right to be concerned. None of us is as scary as all of us, you know.
 
2012-07-10 07:50:38 PM  
So has no one pointed out that you can't actually see drones because they're the size of a one man prop job and fly at commercial airliner altitudes?
 
2012-07-10 08:44:58 PM  
His neighbor's kid probably got a new remote control helicopter for his birthday.
 
2012-07-10 09:11:21 PM  
Because IF there were drones flying over Virginia, the ONLY person they might be spying on is Joseph Farah. Nobody else in the region threatens the President as much as one douchebag with a gay mustache that has it's own area code.

Yes, that sound completely sane and rational. [quick, someone get me a straitjacket and 10cc's of Haldol.]
 
2012-07-10 09:32:23 PM  
He doesn't need to worry that. In 2009 Obama took away all his guns and sent him to a concentration camp for extermination with all the other conservatives already. Why would Obama have to eliminate him again?
 
2012-07-10 09:32:34 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'd like these guys to be interviewed in public with armed guards to make sure they can't run; they have to sign a legal agreement that if Obama wins and at the end of fours years he hasn't hunted them down, they will be required to just fark off already. No one ever hears from them again. Oh, and give all their money to a charity of Obama's choice.


Old school "get out of town" wrestling match style. I can dig that.

You could augment it with the "predetermined loser has his ridiculous, trademark [moustache] shaved off in the ring by his opponent" storyline.

/And the crowd goes wild!
 
2012-07-10 09:39:47 PM  
Muslims consider dogs unclean.
When I've traveled in Arabia I saw very few dogs. I think they hunt them there.
Farah and Jones are secret muslims from Arabia.
Jones was outside on a rug facing East when he saw the drone (or a kid's rc plane).
 
2012-07-10 09:43:17 PM  
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2012-07-10 10:54:37 PM  

qorkfiend: Wasn't there some Tea Party candidate who actually called for "open season" on liberals?


I seem to recall that sort of derp.

ProTip: Some "Liberals" have guns as well (and may be actual Veterans).

[themoreyouknow.jpg]
 
2012-07-11 02:45:52 AM  

intelligent comment below:

/I wonder where they all were during the real authoritarian years of George W. Bush?


To be fair to Alex Jones, he was pushing pretty much the same bullshiat then too.
 
2012-07-11 03:30:07 AM  

cmb53208: intelligent comment below:

/I wonder where they all were during the real authoritarian years of George W. Bush?

To be fair to Alex Jones, he was pushing pretty much the same bullshiat then too.



Yes but I asked where most of his listeners were, the truth is they were almost all blind patriotic Bush supporters.
 
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