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(Salon)   Joseph Farah puts down the chicken long enough to do an interview with Alex Jones: "If [Obama is] re-elected, we will be hunted down like dogs"   (salon.com) divider line 125
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2012-07-10 02:41:41 PM
Right, because he's had 3.5 years to hunt you down like a dog and hasn't, but in his second term HE SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE
 
2012-07-10 03:02:21 PM
Oh, how I wish that were true.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-10 03:18:05 PM
Is that an Obama campaign promise?
 
2012-07-10 03:22:07 PM

vpb: Is that an Obama campaign promise?


ATTENTION ORGANIZING FOR AMERICA.

Jim Messina sends me more emails than my mom. You people make Obama say on stage, "And if re-elected I promise to hunt the editors of WND and Prison Planet for sport" and I will send you some cash.

I promise.

Yours in Allah,

what_now
 
2012-07-10 03:28:00 PM
RE-elected. RE-ELECTED. If Obama is this tyrannical supervillain, why the fark would he wait for his second legitimate term to take you retards out?

And no, you can't keep "vetting" him. He officially has more experience being president than all but four other people on the planet.
 
2012-07-10 03:32:25 PM
reason.com
 
2012-07-10 03:36:00 PM
Is dog hunting popular?
 
2012-07-10 03:37:24 PM
Is there coverage for paranoid schizophrenia under OBAMACARE?
 
2012-07-10 03:37:30 PM
Before re-election: If he's re-elected, we will be hunted down like dogs.

After re-election: Soon into his second term we will be hunted down like dogs.

After Obama leaves office despite now hunting people down: He could have hunted us like dogs but the American people stopped him in time.

There. I just set up the gameplan until 2016.
 
2012-07-10 03:38:30 PM
Ermm...change 'now' to 'not'. To prevent the conspiracy theorists to stir.
 
2012-07-10 03:38:36 PM
I seriously wonder if their families really do care about their wellbeing.

Can a family member get another committed for a psych eval in Texas? If so, Alex Jones needs one before he shoots his family and sets himself ablaze
 
2012-07-10 03:39:22 PM
Wasn't there some Tea Party candidate who actually called for "open season" on liberals?
 
2012-07-10 03:39:29 PM

what_now: "And if re-elected I promise to hunt the editors of WND and Prison Planet for sport"


Man: The Most Dangerous Game
WND Staff: The Most Portly Game
 
2012-07-10 03:39:48 PM

WizardofToast: There. I just set up the gameplan until 2016.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-10 03:40:26 PM

Bloody William: RE-elected. RE-ELECTED. If Obama is this tyrannical supervillain, why the fark would he wait for his second legitimate term to take you retards out?


These are the kind of people that have Jack Bauer 2012 stickers on their car. They want to vote for a fictional character to keep them safe.

So they firmly believe there's nothing odd about having a super villain explain his plans carefully to the hero, then put that hero in a position where something will kill him in 15 minutes' time. Unless he can escape.
 
2012-07-10 03:40:40 PM
alexjones

THEY HAVE TRAINS READY! AND COFFINS! HALF THE POPULATION NEXT YEAR! THE CULLING! EATING BABIES!

/alexjones

Oh, Alex Jones. You are the malignant cancer of the First Amendment.
 
2012-07-10 03:40:59 PM

WizardofToast: Before re-election: If he's re-elected, we will be hunted down like dogs.

After re-election: Soon into his second term we will be hunted down like dogs.

After Obama leaves office despite now hunting people down: He could have hunted us like dogs but the American people stopped him in time.

There. I just set up the gameplan until 2016.


I predict circulating FW: FW: FW:FW Re: FW: RE: RE: FARTBAMA DEATH LIST emails that has Joseph Farah listed between Vince Foster and Ally Sheedy by 2015. Most likely started by Joseph Farah himself.
 
2012-07-10 03:41:25 PM
I hope these morons actually believe the crap coming out of their mouths. It'll make things sweeter on November 7.

/well, not for the police, paramedics, and coroners having to clean up after the self-inflicted gunshot wounds that they would see as being preferable to living in Fartbama's Amercia, obviously. But for the rest of us.
 
2012-07-10 03:41:43 PM

Bloody William: RE-elected. RE-ELECTED. If Obama is this tyrannical supervillain, why the fark would he wait for his second legitimate term to take you retards out?

And no, you can't keep "vetting" him. He officially has more experience being president than all but four other people on the planet.


And more such experience than all but 37 people who've ever lived.

/Harrison, Taylor, Garfield, Harding and Kennedy all died in office after serving for less than 41-and-a-half months each
//Cleveland was President on two non-consecutive occasions, got his own spin-off show
 
2012-07-10 03:41:54 PM

Triumph: [reason.com image 300x460]


"DAT ASS"
 
2012-07-10 03:41:56 PM
Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
www.artistswhothrive.com

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.
 
2012-07-10 03:42:07 PM
i.imgur.com
*tickle tickle tickle*
 
2012-07-10 03:43:25 PM
What kind of dog?
 
2012-07-10 03:43:40 PM
This reminds me of 1996 and Chicago's favorite DJ Mancow, the knockoff Howard Stern, was claiming that Clinton was sending black helicopters to buzz his apartment.

Different decade, same delusions of grandeur that a tinpot pundit is a threat to the presidency.

The only difference is that we've replaced the black helicopters with drones.
 
2012-07-10 03:44:39 PM

Dr. Whoof: Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
[www.artistswhothrive.com image 500x371]

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.


That's not a drone, that's a formation of fighter jets of the Ninja Air Force escorting a Ninja Cargo Aircraft.
 
2012-07-10 03:44:47 PM

eraser8: Oh, how I wish that were true.


THIS, and death panels. PLEASE, PLEASE, lemme join a death panel!!!
 
2012-07-10 03:45:43 PM
You're not that important.
 
2012-07-10 03:45:48 PM
Hmmmm, if that were true, it would be a pretty good reason to vote for Obama, as far as I'm concerned.
 
2012-07-10 03:46:30 PM

Dr. Whoof: Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
[www.artistswhothrive.com image 500x371]

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.


The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?!
 
2012-07-10 03:47:32 PM
OBAMA 2012!
 
2012-07-10 03:47:50 PM
I saw a drone outside my house the other day too!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-10 03:48:21 PM
Oh man, if this is true, I wanna be the guy that rides on top of the hunting humvee with the 50 gauge fully auto, firing willy-nilly into the desperate crowd of birthers, shouting 'yeeehaaaaaw' or something suitably mindless.

/What?
//You can't tell me that doesn't sound like fun.
 
2012-07-10 03:50:06 PM
My experience of hunting down dogs consists of driving around the neighborhood looking for the errant beagle while Ms. Eaton stays home to wait for a kindly neighbor to call and say they've found him. So the way I read the situation, this guy has his shorts in a bunch because he's afraid of a free car ride that ends with a yummy cheese stick treat.
 
2012-07-10 03:50:30 PM

dallylamma: I saw a drone outside my house the other day too!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x187]


From playing The Secret World, I know bees are just a step away from the Illuminati coming to you.
 
2012-07-10 03:51:03 PM
Yes, exactly like dogs. Because no one hunts dogs.

Except local dog catchers who need to catch the aggressive ones who may hurt others.

So yeah. Just. Like. Dogs.
 
2012-07-10 03:51:32 PM
No, subby, he's still tenderizing poultry from the inside.
 
2012-07-10 03:51:34 PM
Joseph Farah puts down the chicken long enough to do an interview with Alex Jones: "If [Obama is] re-elected, we will be hunted down like dogs"

Don't I farking wish.
 
2012-07-10 03:52:32 PM

Bloody William: Dr. Whoof: Actual picture of the drone this guy saw checking him out:
[www.artistswhothrive.com image 500x371]

If you can't see it, it's because Obama has a chip in your head that won't let you.

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?!


leviathyn.com

METAL GEAR?!
 
2012-07-10 03:53:26 PM
So when did Alex Jones become a thing? I really thought he was the Weekly World News of the conspiracy bunch.
 
2012-07-10 03:53:37 PM
I'd say he f*cked that chicken right through the interview.
 
2012-07-10 03:53:52 PM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

"Dew ye like dags?"
 
2012-07-10 03:53:54 PM

Dalrint: Oh man, if this is true, I wanna be the guy that rides on top of the hunting humvee with the 50 gauge fully auto, firing willy-nilly into the desperate crowd of birthers, shouting 'yeeehaaaaaw' or something suitably mindless.

/What?
//You can't tell me that doesn't sound like fun.


Isn't a 50 gauge something like a BB gun?

Granted, firing a BB gun willy-nilly into a desperate crowd of birthers has its own appeal, if only to watch the Hoverround bumper cars that would ensue.
 
2012-07-10 03:53:59 PM
"We have to resist all attempts to control us, whether they're telling us our kids have to have these mandatory vaccines, or they tell us in order to get on an airplane you've got to be groped.

Yeah, because once again, all of this started under Obama. No vaccines and no TSA before the Seekrit Kenyan Muslim Usurper too the stage, right?

Fark, all these people do is biatch that he isn't doing enough, except for when they switch gears and biatch that he's suddenly doing enough.

/My God, That poor chicken.
 
2012-07-10 03:54:43 PM
So some dude flies an RC plane near JoJo's house, and suddenly it's a military drone and he's now going to be assassinated?
 
2012-07-10 03:55:02 PM

WizardofToast: dallylamma: I saw a drone outside my house the other day too!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x187]

From playing The Secret World, I know bees are just a step away from the Illuminati coming to you.


i.ytimg.com
THAT BEE - WHICH DIRECTION IS HE POINTING?!?
 
2012-07-10 03:55:56 PM

HotWingConspiracy: So when did Alex Jones become a thing? I really thought he was the Weekly World News of the conspiracy bunch.


He's a smart marketer. He leads a bunch of idiots that don't know how to think. Turns out that's a pretty good way to make a living.
 
2012-07-10 03:56:51 PM
Well we KNOW Obongo took down Breitbart. Taking out all his other enemies should pose no problem.
 
2012-07-10 03:57:53 PM
One downside of the information age is that it gave paranoid schizophrenics a voice. One downside of the current GOP and Fox News is that they gave schizophrenic a megaphone.
 
2012-07-10 03:57:56 PM

EyeballKid: eraser8: Oh, how I wish that were true.

THIS, and death panels. PLEASE, PLEASE, lemme join a death panel!!!


Pick me! I'll supply my own jackboots!
 
2012-07-10 03:57:59 PM

what_now: WizardofToast: There. I just set up the gameplan until 2016.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x434]


she'll never be president with a collar like that yikes
 
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