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(Buzzfeed)   Scarlett Johansson to get $20 million for Avengers sequel. Arrow Guy to get minimum wage and a handful of Burger King coupons   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 66
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2012-07-10 12:38:20 PM
LOL I laughed at this! Good one!
 
2012-07-10 01:19:42 PM
"Arrow Guy" is good. I would have also accepted "Weird Face guy" or "Male Kristin Stewart".
 
2012-07-10 01:48:32 PM
Yes, but he gets to hang out with Scarlett Johansson.
 
2012-07-10 02:36:52 PM
If she's getting $20M, I can't even imagine how many dump trucks C-130s full of cash they'll need to pay Robert Downey Jr.
 
2012-07-10 03:14:59 PM

kronicfeld: If she's getting $20M, I can't even imagine how many dump trucks C-130s full of cash they'll need to pay Robert Downey Jr.


Isn't he still costly to insure? I remember his payday for the first Iron Man was really low for someone who headlined a major motion picture. Hopefully he has proven that he will stick with a movie and not end up face down.
 
2012-07-10 03:23:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: kronicfeld: If she's getting $20M, I can't even imagine how many dump trucks C-130s full of cash they'll need to pay Robert Downey Jr.

Isn't he still costly to insure? I remember his payday for the first Iron Man was really low for someone who headlined a major motion picture. Hopefully he has proven that he will stick with a movie and not end up face down.


Well, he made $50 million off the first Avengers film, so yeah.
 
2012-07-10 03:28:20 PM

SoothinglyDeranged: Well, he made $50 million off the first Avengers film, so yeah.


good to hear. I wish him all the best. I really enjoy his work.
 
2012-07-10 03:44:43 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Isn't he still costly to insure?


Well, yeah. If that magnet fails, the shrapnel goes right into his heart.
 
2012-07-10 03:55:36 PM

GreenAdder: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Isn't he still costly to insure?

Well, yeah. If that magnet fails, the shrapnel goes right into his heart.


Nevermind all the booze.
 
2012-07-10 03:56:16 PM

GreenAdder: Well, yeah. If that magnet fails, the shrapnel goes right into his heart.


LOL :-D
 
2012-07-10 04:14:13 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: kronicfeld: If she's getting $20M, I can't even imagine how many dump trucks C-130s full of cash they'll need to pay Robert Downey Jr.

Isn't he still costly to insure? I remember his payday for the first Iron Man was really low for someone who headlined a major motion picture. Hopefully he has proven that he will stick with a movie and not end up face down.


I think he structures his contracts so he gets a smaller check, but also percentage of the gross.
 
2012-07-10 04:21:27 PM
It's Teen Avenger Squad!

With:

Metal guy!
Hot chick!
Green giant!
God dude!
and
What's-his-face!
 
2012-07-10 04:30:51 PM
I'm still waiting for the porn version.
 
2012-07-10 04:48:06 PM
img690.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-10 04:50:35 PM

Aarontology: The Stealth Hippopotamus: kronicfeld: If she's getting $20M, I can't even imagine how many dump trucks C-130s full of cash they'll need to pay Robert Downey Jr.

Isn't he still costly to insure? I remember his payday for the first Iron Man was really low for someone who headlined a major motion picture. Hopefully he has proven that he will stick with a movie and not end up face down.

I think he structures his contracts so he gets a smaller check, but also percentage of the gross.


I've heard tell that Chris Evans had a similar deal for the first Avengers movie, which makes sense if the other bit I heard is true, namely that he only got $300,000 up front.
 
2012-07-10 05:55:19 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img690.imageshack.us image 463x1100]


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-10 06:19:53 PM
And that's why comic book movies should only be made in CGI.
 
2012-07-10 06:28:07 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img690.imageshack.us image 463x1100]


img217.imageshack.us


Donnchadha: It's Teen Avenger Squad!

With:

Metal guy!
Hot chick!
Green giant!
God dude!
and
What's-his-face!


HAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-07-10 06:35:01 PM

Gig103: "Arrow Guy" is good. I would have also accepted "Weird Face guy" or "Male Kristin Stewart".


No one is really looking at his face.

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-10 06:36:19 PM

Donnchadha: It's Teen Avenger Squad!

With:

Metal guy!
Hot chick!
Green giant!
God dude!
and
What's-his-face!


I award this post "Best In Show".

/ARROW'D!
 
2012-07-10 06:53:40 PM

mekki: Gig103: "Arrow Guy" is good. I would have also accepted "Weird Face guy" or "Male Kristin Stewart".

No one is really looking at his face.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x473]


that ass is in question, I have also seen it attributed to several other stars via tumblr I need further proof that arrow boy has that ass.

Until then the reining Avengers ass is the Capt.
 
2012-07-10 06:55:50 PM
Guess he'll just have to get by on Bourne and Mission Impossible money.
 
2012-07-10 07:08:45 PM
Three ScarJo threads in one day??
 
2012-07-10 07:18:05 PM
They could cast a different actress with better tits a better ass, and equal talent, who'd accept a tenth of her fee, but on a film certain to gross over a billion dollars, its statistically insignificant.

And she probably blew the director/producer.
 
2012-07-10 07:25:46 PM
Hey, Arrow guy has a name! It's Bullseye
 
2012-07-10 07:29:46 PM
"and then omahawg said to get like this and he'd give me a nice german sausage lollipop with cream surprise," Ms. Johansson told her sun bathing companions, both of whom were astounded and titillated by the graphic details provided by the young actress.


i typed that all out only to discover i couldn't post said picture and that made me very sad
 
2012-07-10 07:41:44 PM

mekki: Gig103: "Arrow Guy" is good. I would have also accepted "Weird Face guy" or "Male Kristin Stewart".

No one is really looking at his face.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x473]


Okay, yeah. I'm mostly straight, but I have to admit that's pretty impressive for a male derriere.

`Still not winning me over, mind you, but I can see where you're going with that.
 
2012-07-10 08:02:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SoothinglyDeranged: Well, he made $50 million off the first Avengers film, so yeah.

good to hear. I wish him all the best. I really enjoy his work.


i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-10 08:04:48 PM

tartie_pants: mekki: Gig103: "Arrow Guy" is good. I would have also accepted "Weird Face guy" or "Male Kristin Stewart".

No one is really looking at his face.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x473]

that ass is in question, I have also seen it attributed to several other stars via tumblr I need further proof that arrow boy has that ass.

Until then the reining Avengers ass is the Capt.


I believe it's Renner's because that's how he stands and that is his watch. And Evans has bigger arms.

25.media.tumblr.com

But here's a bit of further proof;

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-10 08:11:10 PM

mekki: tartie_pants: mekki: Gig103: "Arrow Guy" is good. I would have also accepted "Weird Face guy" or "Male Kristin Stewart".

No one is really looking at his face.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x473]

that ass is in question, I have also seen it attributed to several other stars via tumblr I need further proof that arrow boy has that ass.

Until then the reining Avengers ass is the Capt.

I believe it's Renner's because that's how he stands and that is his watch. And Evans has bigger arms.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]

But here's a bit of further proof;

[25.media.tumblr.com image 166x164]


First hit for 'Jeremy Renner's ass' on Google:

i46.tinypic.com

Yeah, I can see why Tom Cruise would wreck his marriage for that.
 
2012-07-10 08:33:43 PM

Funbags: They could cast a different actress with better tits.


Well Mr. Funbags, if that is even your real name, why don't you just tell us which actresses has nicer posts than Scarlett? In fact, why don't you go ahead and post some images of these women? Preferably in a nice large resolution.

Huh? Tough guy?
 
2012-07-10 08:42:10 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img690.imageshack.us image 463x1100]

[img217.imageshack.us image 437x599]


Donnchadha: It's Teen Avenger Squad!

With:

Metal guy!
Hot chick!
Green giant!
God dude!
and
What's-his-face!

HAHAHAHAHA


My all time favourite Avengerslol.
 
2012-07-10 08:47:29 PM
Not a fan. That is one overrated sex symbol and a very overrated actress. Meh.
 
2012-07-10 09:00:29 PM

Gig103: "Arrow Guy" is good. I would have also accepted "Weird Face guy" or "Male Kristin Stewart".


I would have gone for the one RDJ (I think used) - "Legolas."

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img690.imageshack.us image 463x1100]

[img217.imageshack.us image 437x599]


Donnchadha: It's Teen Avenger Squad!

With:

Metal guy!
Hot chick!
Green giant!
God dude!
and
What's-his-face!

HAHAHAHAHA


Meh, whatever, just make sure Loki has an appearance in the next one and I'll be happy as a sauced redneck at Nascar.
 
2012-07-10 09:05:38 PM
Scarlett Johansson's tits each to get $10 million for Avengers sequel. Arrow Guy to get minimum wage and a handful of Burger King coupons

FTFY subby.
 
2012-07-10 09:15:30 PM

blueviking: Meh, whatever, just make sure Loki has an appearance in the next one and I'll be happy as a sauced redneck at Nascar.


Amen to that, man.


God Is My Co-Pirate: My all time favourite Avengerslol.


Heh, you mean Hawkward or the Donnchadha's Teen Avenger Squad?

Either way, glad you got a laugh!
 
2012-07-10 09:37:02 PM
how about a box of newports and some puma sweats
 
2012-07-10 09:49:57 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: blueviking: Meh, whatever, just make sure Loki has an appearance in the next one and I'll be happy as a sauced redneck at Nascar.

Amen to that, man.


God Is My Co-Pirate: My all time favourite Avengerslol.

Heh, you mean Hawkward or the Donnchadha's Teen Avenger Squad?

Either way, glad you got a laugh!


Hawkward, because Loki, but there's a lot of good stuff out there.

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-10 09:56:23 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Hawkward, because Loki, but there's a lot of good stuff out there.

i47.tinypic.com


HAH!

Okay, THAT'S friggin' hilarious!

*right-click, Save Image As*
 
2012-07-10 10:12:25 PM

fusillade762: Three ScarJo threads in one day??


If only we could have that every day.

/Yum...
 
2012-07-10 10:49:27 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-10 11:06:48 PM
sorry. she has a square ass. that's a real turn-off

s2.torbit.com
 
2012-07-10 11:29:28 PM

Omahawg: sorry. she has a square ass. that's a real turn-off

[s2.torbit.com image 600x450]


Say, does anyone have the original of that pic?
 
2012-07-10 11:44:27 PM

bill4935:
Say, does anyone have the original of that pic?


Here you go. (NSFW?)
 
2012-07-10 11:47:23 PM

bill4935: Omahawg: sorry. she has a square ass. that's a real turn-off

[s2.torbit.com image 600x450]

Say, does anyone have the original of that pic?


Here you go.

pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-11 12:04:03 AM

NotEric: bill4935:
Say, does anyone have the original of that pic?

Here you go. (NSFW?)


I love meta-memes
 
2012-07-11 01:59:46 AM
She's got one HELL of an agent. To be able to hide from the producers the fact that her absence from an Avengers sequel would damage the movie about as bad as Arthur Dent could a bulldozer.
 
2012-07-11 03:57:34 AM

limboslam: She's got one HELL of an agent. To be able to hide from the producers the fact that her absence from an Avengers sequel would damage the movie about as bad as Arthur Dent could a bulldozer.


I agree. I'm certainly not saying she's a bad looking actress or anything, but christ, she's not really all that good at anything other than looking kind of slutty. 20 milion for that?

And women say men value them on their looks like it's a bad thing.
 
2012-07-11 04:00:13 AM

TwistedFark: limboslam: She's got one HELL of an agent. To be able to hide from the producers the fact that her absence from an Avengers sequel would damage the movie about as bad as Arthur Dent could a bulldozer.

I agree. I'm certainly not saying she's a bad looking actress or anything, but christ, she's not really all that good at anything other than looking kind of slutty. 20 milion for that?

And women say men value them on their looks like it's a bad thing.

I disagree, I feel she nailed a number of her sarcastic/witty lines, and handled the deadpan lines with ease.
 
2012-07-11 05:01:04 AM
Why do these people get this much money for these movies?

Is it that their talent is worth that much?

Or is it that viewers will pay any amount to see the on the big screen?

Look into your soul.
 
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