Fabric_Man: "Brown sauce?" How does that translate in 'Merican?
Kyndig: I don't get the popularity of that book...it's like softcore porn: with the ready availability of racier stuff, why bother?
Braindeath: Kyndig: I don't get the popularity of that book...it's like softcore porn: with the ready availability of racier stuff, why bother?It's terrible softcore porn! There is good softcore porn for free everywhere. I am baffled!
Vangor: "She went to close the door and he jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce."Boyfriend squirted partner with brown sauce when she refused to stop reading Fifty Shades of GreyA man has appeared in court after taking revenge on his girlfriend who refused to stop reading the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey - by squirting brown sauce at her face.Miss Harris said: "He said he had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realising how stupid it sounds."He didn't realise that the sauce incident would be classed as an assault. He is sorry for his actions."...Mr Dodds said: "He lost his temper and went round to her home armed with a bottle of brown sauce, which he should never have done.Perhaps the "slapped her" part is more important than the f*cking brown sauce to the charges. F*cking "news"...
netweavr: The "slapped" part is disputed, the sauce part isn't.
bhcompy: 50 Shades of Sasha Grey?
StrikitRich: bhcompy: 50 Shades of Sasha Grey?Oh Hells yes.
LegacyDL: What's weird is that every girl I speak to that has read that series basically says that by the time they reach the 3rd book they're practically numb to all the sexual stuff, as is the case with practically everything sexual: You get exposed to it long enough it loses its taboo.
Kyndig: StrikitRich: bhcompy: 50 Shades of Sasha Grey?Oh Hells yes.Yes please.
FarkinHostile: Why would you be appalled at your woman reading erotica? You know what happens after they get done?Yes, that's right, they masturbate with a zucchini while thinking of Channing Tatum. Or something.
jayphat: 1) I thought brown sauce was going to be a euphemism for something totally different.2) WTF is brown sauce?3) you know the relationship is headed nowhere when you're 26 and both of you still live with your parents.
NobleHam: He thinks that book is "wrong" for very different reasons than I do. People are free to read all the porn they want, but you can find better literary smut in teenage girls' fanfics.
Mitch Taylor's Bro: Kyndig: StrikitRich: bhcompy: 50 Shades of Sasha Grey?Oh Hells yes.Yes please.That would probably involve lots of colors of sauce.
StrikitRich: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Kyndig: StrikitRich: bhcompy: 50 Shades of Sasha Grey?Oh Hells yes.Yes please.That would probably involve lots of colors of sauce.Taste the Rainbow?
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