Grables'Daughter: HI-FYE: Justin reminds me of this guy.
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I have never seen that show.

You were probably too busy being abused by your father. It's still on so maybe you'll be able to watch it someday.

bel4sucks: LectertheChef: So in other words, you have no proof that he's not a douchey wigger twat.

What's more interesting, is your almost compulsive desire to stick up for the rich and famous, no matter what dumbass thing they do. Sort of a lumpenproletariat with a dash of Poochie the Dog.


And you've got zero proof that he is. The difference between us is that I see no reason to hate on the kid.

Funnier still is that the only reason you're such a bitter biatch is that you're jealous that he's succeeding in life where you failed, and you can't rationalize it. Rap has been an extremely popular form of music that kid's entire life. It's not the same for you, you were probably already in your 30s in the 1990s, and rap scared you so much your dick probably crawled back inside you. So you come with some lame quasi-racist insult because somehow calling him a white n*****r makes you feel like a big man.

He's got nicer cars than you
He's banged better looking women than you
He's got a nicer house than you
He's got more money before 18 than you've ever made in your career combined for what, 30 or 40 years?
And he seems to be generally happy with his life, while you're some bitter coont pissing and moaning about the actions of an 18 year old kid. Did you ever have a good time at all in that sad life?

Jealousy is a biatch, biatch. No one says you have to like the guy, but no one gives a fark what you hate. Keep that shiat to yourself, ya whiny coont.

Shut up Justin.

/monchichi monchichi

3rdtimearound: I think this was really an RC Collins prank call.

/or is that too obscure for Fark?

But they're Mud Turtles!

"help me tie my shoes"


"stop making fun of me"


"I has a sad"

He doesn't even know his own phone number?!

Oh why couldn't this have ended with... - And he went off a giant cliff and died!!

Timmy the Tumor: Do you not get the "wow, look at that car, I wonder who is driving it...oh look, it's Justin Bieber!" angle here?

A shiny car driven by a celebrity doesn't give the right to chase and harass someone. There are reports these douches were driving on the shoulder and endangering other drivers just to get a picture of him. Being Justin in a shiny car doesn't give him the right to drive 100 mph nor does it excuse the idiot paparazzi from being vultures.

I think we can both agree that if anyone is at fault here, it's probably his mother for letting him go out in public dressed like that without at least slapping him first.

Cookbook's Anarchist:
Once again, he'd be harder to spot if he wasn't driving the Silver Surfer's Penismobile.

Now that's a fine alt name if I ever saw one.

dopeydwarf: "When I tried to explain it to the police officers, they were very not nice to me."

Ugh. This kid is a farking genius. Why don't we get good Canadians like Candy and Moranis anymore?

Here's a video where he thinks the Sistine Chapel is the "Sixteenth Chapel".

He should have a worn a disguise


_{I have the weirdest boner right now}

I want to slap* this little shait so badly for this. You drive the biggest, shiniest AW pimpcar your little-boy self possibly can, and then you whine and CALL THE POLICE because you have attracted unwanted attention? Shut up, brat. Don't want to be followed? Don't go around screaming, "LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!"


*Disclaimer: metaphorically speaking. I have no intention of ever being anywhere near this spoiled child star.

I wonder if Selena Gomez straps it on and dominates him.