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(Daily Mail)   Words, Don't Come Easy: World's heaviest woman using marathon sex sessions to slim down   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 141
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2012-07-10 09:17:55 AM
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
 
2012-07-10 09:25:20 AM
We all knew about your mom's weight loss plan, subby.
 
2012-07-10 09:25:38 AM
Oblig?

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2012-07-10 09:58:41 AM
Is it sad that I saw her picture and thought "There's no way she's the world's heaviest woman"?
 
2012-07-10 10:21:07 AM
GAH! She's got a meat mountain in front of her meat curtains!
 
2012-07-10 10:22:44 AM
Well.....I mean.....it is exercise. I really don't want to think about fat people farking, so I'm going to stop reading the article now.
 
2012-07-10 10:31:48 AM
Why do they call her T-Rex?
 
2012-07-10 10:36:11 AM
I'M TRYING TO EAT LUNCH HERE, DAMMIT

*throws away sandwich*
 
2012-07-10 10:46:27 AM
Hmmm. Are we talking Fark fat or actually Fat fat...

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2012-07-10 10:59:13 AM
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We don't want you to feel left out, ladies.
 
2012-07-10 11:02:20 AM
Here are some photos I took less than a month ago of a beauty I had the privilege to cast my gaze upon. Enjoy!

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2012-07-10 11:57:29 AM
No snark here.. but how in the world could they even START with the sex? She has mounds of fat in front of her junk.. how can he wiggle his way beyond that? We're talking a foot of fat.. and he isn't packing enough for that.
 
2012-07-10 12:14:03 PM
I would help her lose weight by beating her with a shovel.
 
2012-07-10 12:15:33 PM
Seriously, how in the world............oh, never mind. Uuuuuuurpppppp.
 
2012-07-10 12:16:09 PM
Words may not come easy but her husband sure does...
 
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2012-07-10 12:16:10 PM
Man, Richard Simmons really will do anything to help people lose weight!!
 
2012-07-10 12:16:11 PM
www.rockofages.uk.com
 
2012-07-10 12:16:14 PM
i.ytimg.com

"You're gonna make me cum or I'm gonna kick your ass!"
 
2012-07-10 12:16:37 PM
I have to respect the husband here. Many a man would be shattered, both mentally and physically, by one such encounter. He has endured Promethean levels abuse and seems little effected by it.
 
2012-07-10 12:16:59 PM
Really, they did "Get the look" on a pic of the worlds largest camel toe?
 
2012-07-10 12:17:27 PM
If you are doing Marathon sex properly. There is simply not enough hours in the day for 7 times.

Also.. she has a pretty face. If she dropped that weight she would probably have tons of guys after her.


and seriously.. Penis goes where?
 
2012-07-10 12:17:40 PM
Wrong fold!
 
2012-07-10 12:17:54 PM
That's like putting a needle in a haystack.
 
2012-07-10 12:18:24 PM
Pick a wrinkle, any wrinkle.

At least subby spared us the "Heavy Hottie Using Marathon Sex Sessions To Slim Down" headline.
 
2012-07-10 12:18:57 PM
it's great exercise just jiggling around

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"Oh my god, it's full of jiggles."

/So...much...jiggling.
 
2012-07-10 12:18:57 PM
Would you sleep in the same bed with her? If she rolled over in the middle of the night....
 
2012-07-10 12:19:30 PM
Just think of all the cavities, of all the possibilities.
 
2012-07-10 12:19:42 PM
FTFA: Gorging on 10,000 calories each day, Pauline was so fat that her son had to accompany her to the toilet.

Just... No. Fark you Mom. I was moderately horrified until I reached that sentence; then my jaw literally dropped in disgust and disbelief.

Just... wow.
 
2012-07-10 12:19:54 PM

Dr.Knockboots: No snark here.. but how in the world could they even START with the sex? She has mounds of fat in front of her junk.. how can he wiggle his way beyond that? We're talking a foot of fat.. and he isn't packing enough for that.


i.dailymail.co.uk

just aim for the middle droop
 
2012-07-10 12:19:54 PM
I assume he farks all her folds. I don't think he could get to her vagina.
 
2012-07-10 12:20:00 PM
WTF is the dude sticking his dick in? There's no farking way he's farking her pussy unless he's driving his full size Lincoln Continental to get there!
 
2012-07-10 12:21:04 PM

cig-mkr: Would you sleep in the same bed with her? If she rolled over in the middle of the night....


...she would still be on top!
 
2012-07-10 12:21:07 PM

BillCo: Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.


And done.
 
2012-07-10 12:21:17 PM

Nick Nostril: Just think of all the cavities, of all the possibilities.


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2012-07-10 12:21:22 PM

kvinesknows: Also.. she has a pretty face. If she dropped that weight she would probably have tons of guys after her.


Would they be caught in the massive flaps of skin that followed her?

I think she stretched her skin past the point of bouncing back.
 
2012-07-10 12:21:37 PM

spentmiles: I would help her lose weight by beating her with a shovel.


You fool! The shovel would just bounce off that mound of bouncy flap and smack you in the face.
 
2012-07-10 12:22:06 PM

Donnchadha: Is it sad that I saw her picture and thought "There's no way she's the world's heaviest woman"?


not really sad...you must have visited texas sometime.
 
2012-07-10 12:22:20 PM
"I wash pleasure myself with a rag on a stick."

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/I love the weight unit of "stone". I have to look it up every time there's an article like this.
/I weigh just over 12 stone!
 
2012-07-10 12:22:28 PM

Krymson Tyde: Here are some photos I took less than a month ago of a beauty I had the privilege to cast my gaze upon. Enjoy!


Is that when you were over in bammy at your local swimmin' hole???

And that is disgusting, I like ladies to look soft and actually like a woman but there is no way that is considered attractive by anyone that does not have a mental condition.

If you have to lift the belly to find the pussy then you are too God dammed fat ladies.
 
2012-07-10 12:22:34 PM
it's great exercise just jiggling around

Gah!

one of Pauline's legs weighs more than Alex does

Gah!

Pauline isn't yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie

Duh.

Pauline was so fat that her son had to accompany her to the toilet

Gah!

. fark you all. I'm out of here.
 
2012-07-10 12:22:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: kvinesknows: Also.. she has a pretty face. If she dropped that weight she would probably have tons of guys after her.

Would they be caught in the massive flaps of skin that followed her?

I think she stretched her skin past the point of bouncing back.


my neck looks like a vagina!
 
2012-07-10 12:23:34 PM

Andrew Wiggin: just aim for the middle droop


A textbook definition of the word "panniculus".
 
2012-07-10 12:24:08 PM
So what you're saying is sunny, is your mom doesn't really love me?
 
2012-07-10 12:24:21 PM
I bet she swallows.
 
2012-07-10 12:25:00 PM

Andrew Wiggin: Dr.Knockboots: No snark here.. but how in the world could they even START with the sex? She has mounds of fat in front of her junk.. how can he wiggle his way beyond that? We're talking a foot of fat.. and he isn't packing enough for that.

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just aim for the middle droop


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2012-07-10 12:25:25 PM
I'm reminded of the exercise fad back in the day where women would have the shaking belt around their waist to jiggle the pounds away. I can only imagine their love life looking somewhat like that. Just because he is flailing at her mass doesn't mean she will lose much of anything.
 
2012-07-10 12:26:14 PM
So, he's going to fark her skinny and leave her. Then she'll get depressed and start the gaining process again. Ah, love.
 
2012-07-10 12:26:42 PM

BillCo: Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.


An answer to the question I was afraid to ask. Done in one.
 
2012-07-10 12:28:20 PM
I lost my stones just reading the headline.
 
2012-07-10 12:29:14 PM
She's probably losing weight when he visits because she stops eating for 30 minutes during each 'marathon session'.
 
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