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(The New York Times)   Males prefer perky tits over mournful tits   (nytimes.com) divider line 41
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2012-07-10 09:07:03 AM
Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.
 
2012-07-10 09:23:14 AM
It's better to prefer a tit of any kind than to prefer a loon.
 
2012-07-10 09:44:32 AM

ms_lara_croft: It's better to prefer a tit of any kind than to prefer a loon.


I won't judge your tastes, ma'am, but unfortunately they're both bestiality in the eyes of the law.
 
2012-07-10 09:45:53 AM
Langston: Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.

Its like someone nailed up 2 socks full of loose change
 
2012-07-10 09:46:05 AM
We need a "Duh" tag, because this goes far beyond obvious.
 
2012-07-10 09:47:09 AM
It's like a suicide note stuffed in a glitter bra.
 
2012-07-10 09:48:07 AM
Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
 
2012-07-10 09:49:00 AM
Don't understand why there is an argument when it comes to tits. Can't we all just agree that tits are great and celebrate them as they are?

/too early for a BIE thread?
//I don't think so
///Hey, subby started it
////EIP
 
2012-07-10 09:49:28 AM
It's called gravity. Ain't no bone, cartilage or muscle in a natural, unmodified breast to hold those suckers up.
 
2012-07-10 09:50:23 AM
Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerd ball.
 
2012-07-10 09:50:41 AM
A good Venture Bros. reference is just what I needed this morning. Thank you Fark. And thank you, Col. Hunters Gathers.

venturefans.org
 
2012-07-10 09:51:12 AM
Langston, Oldiron_79, t3knomanser, andrewagill

No duplicate quotes yet. High five!
 
2012-07-10 09:55:32 AM

dragonchild: ms_lara_croft: It's better to prefer a tit of any kind than to prefer a loon.

I won't judge your tastes, ma'am, but unfortunately they're both bestiality in the eyes of the law.


HOW, tell me, how could it be bad? It has 'BEST' right in the name; 'best'iality.
 
2012-07-10 09:58:40 AM
 
2012-07-10 10:05:27 AM
You can keep your tits, I don't care how perky they are. I prefer a solid pair of boobies.
 
2012-07-10 10:05:32 AM

Langston: Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.


I've been told there is an awesome strip joint in Atlanta that people go for the gag/laugh of it that features elderly retired strippers.
 
2012-07-10 10:05:44 AM
I'd perfer tats to tits personally
 
2012-07-10 10:05:47 AM
Small tits look more youthful as the tits grow older. Birds? I'm lost
 
2012-07-10 10:14:20 AM

dillengest: You can keep your tits, I don't care how perky they are. I prefer a solid pair of boobies.


Tough call.

Nice set of little tits
2.bp.blogspot.com


Or a pair of big boobies
www.atomicnerds.com
 
2012-07-10 10:24:38 AM

dillengest: You can keep your tits, I don't care how perky they are. I prefer a solid pair of boobies.


Except they rarely are.
 
2012-07-10 10:38:21 AM
Fine, I'll start.

www.graphixshare.com
 
2012-07-10 10:38:57 AM
This thread is, like, 'The Notebook' sad.
 
2012-07-10 10:42:43 AM

MightyPez: A good Venture Bros. reference is just what I needed this morning. Thank you Fark. And thank you, Col. Hunters Gathers.

[venturefans.org image 250x200]


now i need to go watch that scene again, it makes me laugh every time

/hell i need to watch that whole season again
 
2012-07-10 10:47:45 AM
I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
 
2012-07-10 10:50:43 AM
OR MAYBE they didn't like the smell of the suntan lotion smeared on their lady's heads?
 
2012-07-10 10:53:03 AM
MightyPez: A good Venture Bros. reference is just what I needed this morning. Thank you Fark. And thank you, Col. Hunters Gathers.

[venturefans.org image 250x200]


Its too bad Hunter S Thompson isn't around to have been the voice of Col Hunter Gathers
 
2012-07-10 10:53:06 AM
Awesome headline... Headline of the year....
 
2012-07-10 10:57:07 AM
any news on season 5?

Her tits are like coming-home-from-school-and-finding-out-your-dad-ran-over-your-cat sad.
 
2012-07-10 11:01:45 AM
This thread, it doesn't deliver.
/sighs
 
2012-07-10 11:03:49 AM
 
2012-07-10 11:05:37 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: It's better to prefer a tit of any kind than to prefer a loon.

I won't judge your tastes, ma'am, but unfortunately they're both bestiality in the eyes of the law.

HOW, tell me, how could it be bad? It has 'BEST' right in the name; 'best'iality.


Didn't say it was bad. Didn't even say it's illegal (I think it's a state law, if you're into that sort of thing). Just said the law makes no distinction between loons and tits.
 
2012-07-10 11:05:39 AM
Obligatory.

laughingsquid.com
 
2012-07-10 11:12:14 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Nice set of little tits
2.bp.blogspot.com


For a moment there, I thought those were the pair of tits from Birds of Britain. I was wrong.

/Still gives me an excuse to post it though.
 
2012-07-10 11:20:59 AM
For those looking for examples from the perky IBTC, feel free to contribute instead of just complain.

Heck, the body-painting thread gave a pretty good link to some examples:

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
 
2012-07-10 12:58:55 PM
I am fond of tits and boobies of all kinds, so long as they are real.

/EIP
 
2012-07-10 01:15:17 PM
The shape of the perfect breast should look like:

www.collectpeanuts.com
 
2012-07-10 01:26:01 PM

jpo2269: The shape of the perfect breast should look like:

[www.collectpeanuts.com image 210x150]


Snoopy?
 
2012-07-10 02:10:18 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: jpo2269: The shape of the perfect breast should look like:

[www.collectpeanuts.com image 210x150]

Snoopy?


But not Droopy?
 
2012-07-10 03:01:55 PM

jpo2269: The shape of the perfect breast should look like:

[www.collectpeanuts.com image 210x150]


Snoopy has tits?

/tits
 
2012-07-10 08:53:10 PM

jpo2269: The shape of the perfect breast should look like:

[www.collectpeanuts.com image 210x150]


And they should be cold and wet ?
 
2012-07-11 12:55:04 AM

StoPPeRmobile: jpo2269: The shape of the perfect breast should look like:

[www.collectpeanuts.com image 210x150]

Snoopy has tits?

/tits


GIS is not giving me a strip where Snoopy tried to identify Woodstock's species, but I'm pretty sure it's not a tit.
 
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