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(KTVU Bay Area News)   Photos from the World Body Painting festival. (It's body painting, so you decide if it's safe for work or not)   (ktvu.com) divider line 60
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2012-07-10 10:26:52 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-10 10:28:12 AM
gay
 
2012-07-10 10:28:26 AM
Those were... interesting.
 
2012-07-10 10:29:12 AM
media.cmgdigital.com
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
 
2012-07-10 10:29:20 AM

Brew78: Those were... interesting.


*sigh*...and small.
 
2012-07-10 10:30:55 AM
I'll go ahead and speak for all Farkers by saying that we're disappointed to see that clothing is obviously under some of that paint.

/bodypainting purist
//not really
///I just like nekkid ladies
 
2012-07-10 10:30:55 AM

Smoking GNU: [media.cmgdigital.com image 594x448]
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN


Did you notice one of the dolls has no head? ...

Also, it looks like some sick Mega Man / Rufio lovechild.
 
2012-07-10 10:30:56 AM
Insert xkcd "Hi I'm a mobile site!" comic.
 
2012-07-10 10:32:30 AM

LazarusLong42: Insert xkcd "Hi I'm a mobile site!" comic.


Came here to do exactly that.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-07-10 10:34:13 AM

Smoking GNU: [media.cmgdigital.com image 594x448]
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN


Didn't you read the other article? That's the uniform that Ralph Lauren designed for this year's summer Olympics team.
 
2012-07-10 10:34:28 AM

hstein3: LazarusLong42: Insert xkcd "Hi I'm a mobile site!" comic.

Came here to do exactly that.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 640x172]


Glad I set my phone to not tell sites it's a smartphone browser.
 
2012-07-10 10:35:39 AM
I used to see pics of people all painted up and ask, "What's with all the painting?" I ran the pics in the article and all I can think is, "Wft if up with all those crazy hats?"
 
2012-07-10 10:38:07 AM
Some pretty amazing stuff.
 
2012-07-10 10:41:35 AM
Don't know about work but it's not safe for my penis.

/fap
 
2012-07-10 10:44:47 AM
was it a body painting festival or a crazy hat and frizzy hair festival
 
2012-07-10 10:45:51 AM
img706.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-10 10:47:57 AM
These people need to get a hobby.
 
2012-07-10 10:49:37 AM
Looks more like the painted clothing and funny hat festival.
 
2012-07-10 10:51:41 AM
 
2012-07-10 10:52:57 AM
the first guy to pop up makes me think, rejected marvel comics superhero
 
2012-07-10 10:53:24 AM
Shouldn't that mouth been a little more to the left?
media.cmgdigital.com
 
2012-07-10 10:54:00 AM
Much better NSFW bodypaint site.

/Warning: It's an equal opportunity site
//Meaning guys are also in the mix
///And fat chicks too
 
2012-07-10 10:56:14 AM
fat chicks just means bigger canvas.......ewwwwww
 
2012-07-10 10:57:48 AM
I came to see boobies. And I did.
Well, I saw things that were boobie shaped.
 
2012-07-10 10:59:59 AM

durbnpoisn: Well, I saw things that were boobie shaped.


That's enough sometimes.
 
2012-07-10 11:00:10 AM
Has anyone else noticed that this is actually 'The World Body StockingPainting Festival'?
 
2012-07-10 11:02:11 AM
#6 looked like a woman who became a man who wanted to be a woman....wtf?
 
2012-07-10 11:03:14 AM

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: I'll go ahead and speak for all Farkers by saying that we're disappointed to see that clothing is obviously under some of that paint.


I agree.

I think that what makes it cool is if they are naked, but the paint makes it look like they are not.
 
2012-07-10 11:09:23 AM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: /Warning: It's an equal opportunity site
//Meaning guys are also in the mix




So...lots of elephant and tapir and aardvark drawings?
 
2012-07-10 11:10:17 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img706.imageshack.us image 594x410]


gah
 
2012-07-10 11:15:22 AM

Grables'Daughter: I think that what makes it cool is if they are naked, but the paint makes it look like they are not.


That is the best. As someone who paints on canvas from time to time I have always been fascinated with how the artists do that. I would like to try it someday.
 
2012-07-10 11:22:03 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: /Warning: It's an equal opportunity site
//Meaning guys are also in the mix



So...lots of elephant and tapir and aardvark drawings?


I really hadn't put any thought into it....but now I wonder about a fishing motif, complete with a worm on a hook.
 
2012-07-10 11:24:04 AM
Stupid mobile site.
 
2012-07-10 11:30:14 AM
hstein3
LazarusLong42:
Insert xkcd "Hi I'm a mobile site!" comic.

Came here to do exactly that.



article deslided in case that works better
 
2012-07-10 11:30:50 AM
Body painting is
okay as long as
oil based paints aren't
kause that
might cause
a problem when you try to
rinse off the
kreativity.

Also, the wife got mad when I brought home some of this art and stuck her on my wall. Wasn't a good investment, either. The 'art' didn't appreciate with time.
 
2012-07-10 11:32:31 AM

Grables'Daughter: Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: I'll go ahead and speak for all Farkers by saying that we're disappointed to see that clothing is obviously under some of that paint.

I agree.

I think that what makes it cool is if they are naked, but the paint makes it look like they are not.


I was just thinking I had not seen you in a while. Nice to have you around.
 
2012-07-10 11:35:19 AM
Slide 6 makes me happy to see David Bowie going back to his Ziggy Stardust work
 
2012-07-10 11:35:31 AM

Grables'Daughter: Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: I'll go ahead and speak for all Farkers by saying that we're disappointed to see that clothing is obviously under some of that paint.

I agree.

I think that what makes it cool is if they are naked, but the paint makes it look like they are not.


Concur!!!NSFW
 
2012-07-10 11:40:15 AM

AirborneBuckeye: Grables'Daughter: Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: I'll go ahead and speak for all Farkers by saying that we're disappointed to see that clothing is obviously under some of that paint.

I agree.

I think that what makes it cool is if they are naked, but the paint makes it look like they are not.

Concur!!!NSFW


There's where I left my basketballs!
 
2012-07-10 11:47:36 AM
These were pretty lame compared to other years.
 
2012-07-10 11:50:39 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 600x424]


Being a grandfather to 12 and great-grandfather to 1,I can and did laugh my arse off.Much better than TFA.
 
2012-07-10 11:52:30 AM
media.cmgdigital.com

Counselor Troi?

/FAP
 
2012-07-10 11:58:47 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

NSFW


Being a grandfather to 12 and a great-grandfather to 1,I tried to fap to these but couldn't.I wanted to,though.
The second one made me think of Chilly Willy.
 
2012-07-10 12:02:04 PM
 
2012-07-10 12:04:36 PM
media.cmgdigital.com
?
malialitman.files.wordpress.com
/kind of a stretch tbh
 
2012-07-10 12:11:17 PM
I think it would be so awesome to be painted and just walk around naked.

You LOOK like you're wearing something, but you're naked.
 
2012-07-10 12:15:23 PM

Stinkyy: [media.cmgdigital.com image 594x396]

Counselor Troi?

/FAP


NSFW
 
2012-07-10 12:19:45 PM
 
2012-07-10 12:21:38 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think it would be so awesome to be painted and just walk around naked.

You LOOK like you're wearing something, but you're naked.


Sounds like you have some work to do!
 
2012-07-10 12:33:02 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think it would be so awesome to be painted and just walk around naked.

You LOOK like you're wearing something, but you're naked.


I have a paintbrush and paint, so....
 
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