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(Northampton Chronicle and Echo)   Spectator tip: When a horse is stung on the genitals, the crowd should disperse rapidly   (northamptonchron.co.uk) divider line 41
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2012-07-10 09:51:14 AM
Shires are big horses too, would not want to be run over by a 1 ton animal...
 
2012-07-10 09:51:24 AM
Sound advice. My family usually clears out when I start humping my apiary.
 
2012-07-10 09:53:11 AM
Spectator tip: When a horse is stung on the genitals, the crowd should disperse rapidly

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Eeeeeyup.
 
2012-07-10 09:53:48 AM
Bees?
 
2012-07-10 09:56:54 AM
I'm really trying hard not to laugh at this. I feel bad that the poor animal was distressed and bad for the people who were hurt.

But come on! I just start snickering every time I read that sentence. 'Horse stung on the genitals'.
 
2012-07-10 09:57:14 AM
Also you should never let a horse sit in a chair.
 
2012-07-10 09:57:29 AM
I just wanted to say that I recently bagged myself trying to hit a horsefly.
 
2012-07-10 09:57:38 AM
i272.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-10 09:58:16 AM
No sir, i don't like it
 
2012-07-10 09:58:17 AM
If this isn't a "made for Fark" story, I don't know what is.

I'm going to be giggling at this at my job interview, subby, you cock!
 
2012-07-10 09:58:43 AM
Now I know why all those female celebrities inject collagen into their lips -- to get the look of bee-stung horse genitals.
 
2012-07-10 10:07:15 AM
"They believe the horse was stung on the genitals when it was in the display arena and became distressed."

As would you. Or I. Although "distressed" might be a bit of an understatement.
 
2012-07-10 10:08:30 AM
I tried, I really tried to not laugh at this. But the mental image that formed in my mind was just too much, I am going to hell for snickering like a third grader at this.
 
2012-07-10 10:11:40 AM
FTA:

"A total of five people were injured, including two married couples."

What makes their marital status relevant to this story?
 
2012-07-10 10:18:12 AM
Now every jockey will be carrying a bag of bees with him.
 
2012-07-10 10:19:37 AM

cleveoh: n the display arena and became distressed."

As would you. Or I. Although "distressed" might be a bit of an understatement.


I think just about everyone here would go on a panic and pain fueled rampage if they were stung on the genitals.
 
2012-07-10 10:24:22 AM
It has the potential to be worse then you imagine. With horses when they are uh, unsheathed and get stung they can withdraw the insect back in when they recoil in pain and um... Well you see where this is going.
 
2012-07-10 10:30:10 AM

Beerguy: FTA:

"A total of five people were injured, including two married couples."

What makes their marital status relevant to this story?


See, now this is you thinking like a content-consumer rather than a content-creator.

This is probably the only interesting thing to happen in Northampton in ages; adding the fact that some of those injured are married couples enables you to use up a line or so more of column, and gives you the ability to spin the article off into a rant about the dangers of old married life etc. if you're really desperate to fill some inches.
 
2012-07-10 10:37:14 AM
Sounds like a job for Turtle Man.
 
2012-07-10 10:40:46 AM

mytdawg: It has the potential to be worse then you imagine. With horses when they are uh, unsheathed and get stung they can withdraw the insect back in when they recoil in pain and um... Well you see where this is going.


Hell.
 
2012-07-10 10:44:57 AM
And when a crowd is stung in the genitals, they will disperse rapidly as well.
That's why riot police are issued bee-filled beanbag launchers.
 
2012-07-10 10:45:38 AM

AR 15-6: mytdawg: It has the potential to be worse then you imagine. With horses when they are uh, unsheathed and get stung they can withdraw the insect back in when they recoil in pain and um... Well you see where this is going.

Hell.


To put it mildly. About 2500 angry Big Macs on the hoof. Then some poor bastard has to extract it.

/wince
 
2012-07-10 10:46:39 AM
I love horses, I really really do. And I mean, it's sad that people got injured.

*snork* but that horse got stung on his junk... heeheehee....
 
2012-07-10 10:52:14 AM
Sounds like the spectators got more than just the tip.
 
2012-07-10 10:56:32 AM
The Bronies and The Bees?
 
2012-07-10 10:56:48 AM

Headso: Shires are big horses too, would not want to be run over by a 1 ton animal...


They can't be all that big if Hobbits are able to manage them.
 
2012-07-10 11:02:03 AM
Okay
READY MODS
The link below is a perfectly natural thing that all horse owners do....but I was slapped down by Fark for putting on the link without the NSFW tag
SO NSFW unless you work in a farm,zoo,vets office,or most clubs in San Franciso
NSFW three times for emphases,

ENJOY my favorite song. NSFW
comments welcomed and appreciated
 
2012-07-10 11:12:44 AM

swangoatman: Okay
READY MODS
The link below is a perfectly natural thing that all horse owners do....but I was slapped down by Fark for putting on the link without the NSFW tag
SO NSFW unless you work in a farm,zoo,vets office,or most clubs in San Franciso
NSFW three times for emphases,

ENJOY my favorite song. NSFW
comments welcomed and appreciated


ok....cleaning it once is for hygiene. Four or five times in a row is jerking off a horse.
 
2012-07-10 11:24:55 AM
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BEEEEES!
 
2012-07-10 11:27:26 AM

Beerguy: FTA:

"A total of five people were injured, including two married couples."

What makes their marital status relevant to this story?


Because Gay, that's why.
 
2012-07-10 11:30:52 AM
When steampunk and furries collide?
 
2012-07-10 11:50:51 AM
Spectator tip: When a horse is stung on the genitals, the crowd should disperse rapidly.

When anyone is stung on the genitals, everyone should disperse rapidly.
 
2012-07-10 12:24:39 PM
I was at a rodeo where a bronco got loose and started attacking spectators. Some security guys were struggling to push through the crowd that gathered around to watch, and being the silly have-a-go hero I was back then, I tried to support them by getting out of the way and yelling as loud as I could for the rest of the crowd to so the same.

Some 300 pound guy in a possibly 300 pound cowboy hat grabbed me by the neck and yelled in my face, "SHUT THE fark UP, NOBODY'S SCARED OF ONE LITTLE farkING HORSE." He then let go of me and started trying to push back the security guards while I ran off.

The newspaper the next morning had a story about the rodeo incident. An 8-year-old girl was left in a permanent vegatative state after being trampled by the bronco, and at least three others were hospitalized.

/CSB over
 
2012-07-10 12:27:32 PM

Tatterdemalian: The newspaper the next morning had a story about the rodeo incident. An 8-year-old girl was left in a permanent vegatative state after being trampled by the bronco, and at least three others were hospitalized.


Imagine how that could have turned out had rampage been fueled by bee-stung nutsack?
 
2012-07-10 12:48:02 PM
This reminds me, I need some hornet honey.
 
2012-07-10 12:57:05 PM
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2012-07-10 01:08:45 PM

Tatterdemalian: I was at a rodeo where a bronco got loose and started attacking spectators. Some security guys were struggling to push through the crowd that gathered around to watch, and being the silly have-a-go hero I was back then, I tried to support them by getting out of the way and yelling as loud as I could for the rest of the crowd to so the same.

Some 300 pound guy in a possibly 300 pound cowboy hat grabbed me by the neck and yelled in my face, "SHUT THE fark UP, NOBODY'S SCARED OF ONE LITTLE farkING HORSE." He then let go of me and started trying to push back the security guards while I ran off.

The newspaper the next morning had a story about the rodeo incident. An 8-year-old girl was left in a permanent vegatative state after being trampled by the bronco, and at least three others were hospitalized.

/CSB over


We were at a rodeo in Vernal when a bull got loose and then trapped in a chute. This old cowboy (the REAL cowboy) told this young cowboy, "Get in there and TURN THAT BULL AROUND!"
We still laugh at that story.
/Now, whenever there's a dirty chore to be done we say, "Get in there and turn that bull around."
 
2012-07-10 01:15:35 PM

Beerguy: FTA:

"A total of five people were injured, including two married couples."

What makes their marital status relevant to this story?


More important than single people dontchaknow. I'm surprised they didn't mention how many kids they have too.
 
2012-07-10 03:38:38 PM
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2012-07-10 04:24:35 PM
Man these Calvin Ball rules just get harder every season.
 
2012-07-10 04:40:58 PM

Tatterdemalian: I was at a rodeo where a bronco got loose and started attacking spectators. Some security guys were struggling to push through the crowd that gathered around to watch, and being the silly have-a-go hero I was back then, I tried to support them by getting out of the way and yelling as loud as I could for the rest of the crowd to so the same.

Some 300 pound guy in a possibly 300 pound cowboy hat grabbed me by the neck and yelled in my face, "SHUT THE fark UP, NOBODY'S SCARED OF ONE LITTLE farkING HORSE." He then let go of me and started trying to push back the security guards while I ran off.

The newspaper the next morning had a story about the rodeo incident. An 8-year-old girl was left in a permanent vegatative state after being trampled by the bronco, and at least three others were hospitalized.

/CSB over


It would have only been a cool story if it ended with that loud-mouthed asshole getting stomped to death by the bronco as soon as he said that...
 
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