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(Bangor Daily News)   I don't know if this guy was on bath salts or not, but I'm sure he could use some now   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 14
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2012-07-10 09:45:52 AM  
That was a stinky situation.
 
2012-07-10 09:47:23 AM  
can't find the quote right now, but it reminds of when they find grandpa simpson in a porta-potty and he says something to the tune of "the elevators broken but someone left an awful mess in the basement"
 
2012-07-10 09:48:36 AM  
basementrejects.com
 
2012-07-10 09:51:50 AM  
Let's see...disc golf course, eh? My money's on a classic psychedelic. Shrooms or LSD.
 
2012-07-10 10:19:42 AM  
Disc golf is awesome.
 
2012-07-10 10:20:58 AM  
Initially, police could not locate the man, who witnesses said had been rolling in mud, tipping over trash cans and sitting in the disc goals.

I think what happened was that somebody told him to roll in the mud, tip over trash cans and jump in a portable toilet at the disco. He thought they said "disc goal" and that's how things got weird. Honest mistake.
 
2012-07-10 10:29:47 AM  
I remember going to the weekly 1st Cavalry Division paralegal meetings... "Has your brigade had it's first 'bath salts guy' yet?". We thought the "spice" thing was bad... Bath salts cases guaranteed that whatever happened in a military police report was going to end bad. Very, very bad.

Like cops find you one morning by the city park pond with a dead prostitute and multiple headless ducks bad.

What people will try in order for a urinalysis-clear high is insane.
 
2012-07-10 11:06:57 AM  
For those who don't know what a "disc golf course" is (I didn't), it's where you attempt to put a smaller sized frisbee into a chain basket, following the same rules as golf. Supposedly there are 3000 of these courses in the USA and 6000 world wide. The game has a similar amount of annoying useless rules to golf and there is a mens and womens pro circuit. I am uncertain what penalty there is for stuffing some annoying asshat into the holding tank of a portopotty. Perhaps one gets a bonus.

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2012-07-10 11:13:41 AM  
I hope they didn't put him right into the back of the cruiser. I feel sorry for the next poor bastard who sits back there. Not that I expect the back seat to be a beacon of cleanliness, of course.
 
2012-07-10 11:23:16 AM  
We have a floater!

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2012-07-10 12:57:58 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Let's see...disc golf course, eh? My money's on a classic psychedelic. Shrooms or LSD.


I love disc golf!

/love said psychedelics more
 
2012-07-10 01:19:23 PM  
Ah, Portable-toliet Guy, will you ever learn?
 
2012-07-10 01:55:14 PM  

Langdon Alger: can't find the quote right now, but it reminds of when they find grandpa simpson in a porta-potty and he says something to the tune of "the elevators broken but someone left an awful mess in the basement"


"This elevator only goes to the basement, and someone left an awwwwful mess down there!"

Classic.
 
2012-07-10 02:42:52 PM  
I used to live in Brunswick, and this guy's not much younger than me.

Wonder if it's anyone I know?
 
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