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(Mother Nature Network)   The last time London hosted the Olympics the games started in April, there were only 37 female athletes, and the hurdlers tied onions to their belts which was the style at the time   (mnn.com) divider line 22
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2012-07-10 05:20:32 AM
Gimmie 5 bees for a quarter!
 
2012-07-10 08:44:47 AM
That's some excellent reading comprehension there subby. Well done you.
 
2012-07-10 09:59:32 AM
Ah yes, the Nineteen Dickety London Olympics.
 
2012-07-10 10:00:17 AM
What "female athletes" may look like ...

swasted.com
 
2012-07-10 10:01:12 AM
Of course that was back when London was called Shelbyville.
 
2012-07-10 10:02:37 AM
old like mud

skateandannoy.com
 
2012-07-10 10:03:36 AM
You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
 
2012-07-10 10:10:54 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: That's some excellent reading comprehension there subby. Well done you.


Came here to make sure this was covered.
 
2012-07-10 10:11:01 AM
That quote is from the Simpsons episode most often voted the best Simpsons episode ever written (... so far at least).

So we'll march day and night, By the big cooling tower, They have the plant, But we have the power.
 
2012-07-10 10:15:50 AM

SlothB77: That quote is from the Simpsons episode most often voted the best Simpsons episode ever written (... so far at least).

So we'll march day and night, By the big cooling tower, They have the plant, But we have the power.


I watched it again last week and it really is one of the best written 24 minutes of all time.
 
2012-07-10 10:16:46 AM
This is why we should ban uniforms again.

Naked or not at all. That's the Olympic tradition.
 
2012-07-10 10:19:04 AM
I don't care if they win a medal, just do their "Personal Best"
cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2012-07-10 10:32:06 AM

doglover: This is why we should ban uniforms again.

Naked or not at all. That's the Olympic tradition.


That would make the Semenya controversy a little less likely at least.

On the other hand, I can picture the Daily Fail headlines now: 'Jessica Ennis wins Gold...BUT LOOK AT HER UNSIGHTLY SLIGHTLY ASSYMETRIC LABIA MINORA *close-up photo* A disappointing day all-round.'

/I'm assuming all athletes would be shaved for best aerodynamics
 
2012-07-10 10:32:22 AM

doglover: Naked or not at all. That's the Olympic tradition.


and bring back pankration!
 
2012-07-10 10:33:08 AM

dillengest: /I'm assuming all athletes would be shaved for best aerodynamics


Well the swimmers are already anyways, though for them it's hydrodynamics not aerodynamics.
 
2012-07-10 10:35:46 AM

mudpants: What "female athletes" may look like ...

[swasted.com image 640x425]


God, I love Volleyball!!!
 
2012-07-10 10:44:49 AM

mudpants: What "female athletes" may look like ...

[swasted.com image 640x425]


horsegoeswest.com

/ not as hot as teenage volleyball girls.
 
2012-07-10 10:47:27 AM

SlothB77: That quote is from the Simpsons episode most often voted the best Simpsons episode ever written (... so far at least).

So we'll march day and night, By the big cooling tower, They have the plant, But we have the power.


Dental Plan!!
 
2012-07-10 11:04:06 AM

doglover: This is why we should ban uniforms again.

Naked or not at all. That's the Olympic tradition.


www.olympic.org

Giggity
 
2012-07-10 11:48:21 AM
Tie 'em to your belts? Actually, you want 'em handy to pass to the next guy.
farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-10 08:17:56 PM
Bijerk recalled.

Who the hell is Bijerk?
 
2012-07-10 10:12:28 PM

morg: Bijerk recalled.

Who the hell is Bijerk?


She's gone steadily downhill since Post, hitting nadirs with Biophilia and that goofy swan dress.
 
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