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(Viacom Blog)   Viacom yanking 26 channels from Direct TV at midnight, including Comedy Central, MTV, and Nickelodeon. Bonus: Link includes Viacom ad that has Colbert, Betty White, and Dora the Explorer blaming Direct TV   (blog.viacom.com) divider line 199
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2012-07-10 09:23:48 AM
Good.

No one should have to be subjected to Spike TV
 
2012-07-10 09:26:01 AM
Sorry Viacom, but you can't personalize carriage negotiations between two multi-billion-dollar companies.
 
2012-07-10 09:39:14 AM
And the other side of the story.

I haven't heard a thing about this till this morning. I have DirecTV for sports and HBO but I really would miss Comedy Central. I honestly don't know who to side with here since both articles are trying to paint themselves as being the victims.
 
2012-07-10 09:55:16 AM
alwaysjaded: And the other side of the story.

I haven't heard a thing about this till this morning. I have DirecTV for sports and HBO but I really would miss Comedy Central. I honestly don't know who to side with here since both articles are trying to paint themselves as being the victims.


Viacom is saying "DirecTV is dropping our channels".... when, it is actually them blocking carriage (as a bargaining chip)... as DTV states, they are willing to keep the channels on while they negotiate. Although, at some point I guess, Viacom would pull them anyway if no agreement is reached. And obviously, as the "distributor", DTV wants to still show the networks, and obviously holding back the programming is Viacom's main bargaining chip.

In any case, I have DTV and not DISH, so, I can watch Breaking Bad Sunday, so, all is good.
 
2012-07-10 10:10:35 AM
dletter: alwaysjaded: And the other side of the story.

I haven't heard a thing about this till this morning. I have DirecTV for sports and HBO but I really would miss Comedy Central. I honestly don't know who to side with here since both articles are trying to paint themselves as being the victims.

Viacom is saying "DirecTV is dropping our channels".... when, it is actually them blocking carriage (as a bargaining chip)... as DTV states, they are willing to keep the channels on while they negotiate. Although, at some point I guess, Viacom would pull them anyway if no agreement is reached. And obviously, as the "distributor", DTV wants to still show the networks, and obviously holding back the programming is Viacom's main bargaining chip.

In any case, I have DTV and not DISH, so, I can watch Breaking Bad Sunday, so, all is good.


Ah, thanks. I was seeing this all morning but I'm hungover and not fully awake yet. Well, that would suck but I'll manage. I'm sure there's going to be some very angry parents about losing Nickelodeon and some very angry male and female douchebags about losing MTV.
 
2012-07-10 10:24:57 AM
alwaysjaded: I have DirecTV for sports and HBO but I really would miss Comedy Central.

ComedyCentral.com?

Internet access + websites make sure that I never miss a Daily Show that I don't want to miss.
 
2012-07-10 10:31:32 AM
As of midnight on Tuesday, July 10,

So this already happened, right? Earlier today?
 
2012-07-10 10:31:42 AM
SphericalTime: alwaysjaded: I have DirecTV for sports and HBO but I really would miss Comedy Central.

ComedyCentral.com?

Internet access + websites make sure that I never miss a Daily Show that I don't want to miss.


Yeah, that's why I'm not really concerned about it. All I really watch on CC is The Daily Show, TCR and Futurama anyway and I can get those numerous places. I will miss the stand-up specials since they're usually not on the site. I guess Viacom will have to find another pair of eyes for their #1,695,922,789,424,890,000 airing of Office Space.
 
2012-07-10 10:43:34 AM
I've had DTV for quite a bit, and one thing is for sure: You sure as fark aren't getting out of your contract whether this goes through or not. They're kinda dicks about that.
 
2012-07-10 12:04:25 PM
This isn't new. My cable company went through this same ordeal with them a few years ago... same methods and tactics.
 
2012-07-10 12:05:30 PM
Cause that's what you want to do: Give people more reasons to drop cable/satellite TV while you squabble over money.
 
2012-07-10 12:05:45 PM
The only thing worth missing in that hot farking mess of channels is CC for Colbert and Daily Show. I'm watching TV last weekend and see Dish losing AMC. Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Hell on Wheels, etc vs the networks that have brought shiatty music and reality TV to the forefront of American entertainment.I'll stick with Directv. Fark Viacom in the earhole, anyway. When they can offer me sweet, sweet NFL Prime for 199$ a season.

And because Colbert and Stewart are always available on the net, along with South Park, I doubt I'll miss the programming of one channel I watch that disappears along with a few channels that can feasibly be argued as being the beginning of the end of watchable tv.
 
2012-07-10 12:06:02 PM
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How many times do we have to go through this? They'll work it out, or they won't and they'll be a consumer uprising on both parts. They don't want to lose money.
 
2012-07-10 12:06:22 PM
Schmoppo: I've had DTV for quite a bit, and one thing is for sure: You sure as fark aren't getting out of your contract whether this goes through or not. They're kinda dicks about that.

I wondered about that. I'd think there would HAVE to be a loophole SOMEWHERE. I mean, If I'm paying $X for X channels, and suddenly a few dozen of the most popular ones are gone, but they still charge me the same amount? Seems like that's a breach of contract to me.
 
2012-07-10 12:08:20 PM
I'm not certain that "No Snooki" is a decent bargaining position for Viacom.
 
2012-07-10 12:09:27 PM
I sorta wish we could do more individualized channel selection.

I hate the thought that some of my cable bill goes to support Fox News and MTV.
 
2012-07-10 12:09:29 PM
Schmoppo: I've had DTV for quite a bit, and one thing is for sure: You sure as fark aren't getting out of your contract whether this goes through or not. They're kinda dicks about that.

And that is why I just can't be bothered with them.
 
2012-07-10 12:09:33 PM
alwaysjaded: And the other side of the story.

I haven't heard a thing about this till this morning. I have DirecTV for sports and HBO but I really would miss Comedy Central. I honestly don't know who to side with here since both articles are trying to paint themselves as being the victims.


Daily Show and Colbert are available online a few hours after broadcast if that helps.
 
2012-07-10 12:09:43 PM
MaxxLarge: Schmoppo: I've had DTV for quite a bit, and one thing is for sure: You sure as fark aren't getting out of your contract whether this goes through or not. They're kinda dicks about that.

I wondered about that. I'd think there would HAVE to be a loophole SOMEWHERE. I mean, If I'm paying $X for X channels, and suddenly a few dozen of the most popular ones are gone, but they still charge me the same amount? Seems like that's a breach of contract to me.


You're not paying for X channels though, you're paying for "entertainment tiers" or "packages" or whatever term they use. And I would be willing to bet a not-insignificant amount of money that the contract you signed states that the channels available in said tiers/packages can change at any time.
 
2012-07-10 12:10:09 PM
shiat like this is why I am glad I stopped paying for TV. And I'm guessing if DTV customers do lose all these channels they will be giving their subscribers a nice price drop for not getting the channels they are paying for?

Fat chance.

An antenna and online content work just fine for me. And I'm not spending $80+/month for the privilege.
 
2012-07-10 12:11:57 PM
Bundalo: I'm not certain that "No Snooki" is a decent bargaining position for Viacom.


It's a great one for DirectTV though.
 
2012-07-10 12:12:50 PM
If negotiations remain stalled, DirecTV will drop Viacom's channels tomorrow tonight. No Dora, no SpongeBob, no Teen Wolf, no 106 & Park, no Daily Show, no Colbert, and no Snooki

As a direct TV customer, I feel this may be a fair trade off.
 
2012-07-10 12:15:59 PM
Meh. I removed every single one of those channels plus about 200 more from my onscreen guide about 5 minutes after the installer left anyway. I won't even know they're gone.
 
2012-07-10 12:16:01 PM
MightyPez: shiat like this is why I am glad I stopped paying for TV. And I'm guessing if DTV customers do lose all these channels they will be giving their subscribers a nice price drop for not getting the channels they are paying for?

Fat chance.

An antenna and online content work just fine for me. And I'm not spending $80+/month for the privilege.


THIS. We pay $8 per month for Netflix and we're done.
 
2012-07-10 12:16:02 PM
Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central, BET, VH1, CMT, Spike TV, TV Land and more won't be available.
i.qkme.me
 
2012-07-10 12:16:03 PM
Cancel your cable/dish. One of the best decisions I've ever made with $80 is not spending it on crappy programming. Once you've gone without for a month, you'll realize you were wasting a shiat load of time on meaningless, empty bullshiat.
 
2012-07-10 12:16:38 PM
Um, I have only DTV as a way of getting any TV access at the house.

Based on the channels being dropped...

I'm OK with this. These channels represent those that I don't watch and MUST PAY FOR because they are bundled.

If they drop these channels and I get a lower rate (ha * 1 bazillion) no problems.

/DTV isn't going to lower rates or rebate while these are off the air
//bet they stay on the air, someone will give
 
2012-07-10 12:16:45 PM
From Direct TV FAQ site:
A:
Absolutely. DIRECTV currently carries 17 Viacom networks at the cost of hundred of millions of dollars a year. But Viacom now insists that you pay over 30 percent more (more than a billion dollars extra) for the exact same programming. If Viacom wants so much more, then we believe your family needs to be able to choose which Viacom networks you want to pay to keep and which ones you don't

How does 30% more of "hundreds of millions" become "(more than a billion dollars extra)"?

wouldn't the original charge need to be 3+ billion?
 
2012-07-10 12:21:35 PM
Since dropping my television cable service, my show watching has increased.
 
2012-07-10 12:23:24 PM
That's OK. Dora the Explorer has a job now that she's older, so she'll be fine.

i.imgur.com

/no word on the monkey
 
2012-07-10 12:23:34 PM
Ambient: Cancel your cable/dish. One of the best decisions I've ever made with $80 is not spending it on crappy programming. Once you've gone without for a month, you'll realize you were wasting a shiat load of time on meaningless, empty bullshiat.

I haven't had cable/dish for 5+ years. Antenna + Netflix + hulu +mlbTV
 
2012-07-10 12:24:47 PM
MaxxLarge: Schmoppo: I've had DTV for quite a bit, and one thing is for sure: You sure as fark aren't getting out of your contract whether this goes through or not. They're kinda dicks about that.

I wondered about that. I'd think there would HAVE to be a loophole SOMEWHERE. I mean, If I'm paying $X for X channels, and suddenly a few dozen of the most popular ones are gone, but they still charge me the same amount? Seems like that's a breach of contract to me.


They'll let you out if you claim false advertising and raise a stink with enough consumer protection agencies, only because it's easier for them. They might blacklist you or your address for a while, but by the time some other company's 2-year promo runs out you'll be good.
 
2012-07-10 12:24:48 PM
MaxxLarge: Schmoppo: I've had DTV for quite a bit, and one thing is for sure: You sure as fark aren't getting out of your contract whether this goes through or not. They're kinda dicks about that.

I wondered about that. I'd think there would HAVE to be a loophole SOMEWHERE. I mean, If I'm paying $X for X channels, and suddenly a few dozen of the most popular ones are gone, but they still charge me the same amount? Seems like that's a breach of contract to me.


From the DTV site: "Q: Is DirecTV going to lower my bills if it loses the Viacom channels? A: If Viacom won't allow us to offer you their channels individually, then we will certainly work to make sure you feel satisfied."

This translates to "We'll give you 6 months of free Showtime or Cinemax"
/Ex DTV tech support
 
2012-07-10 12:25:48 PM
radar_OIIIO: From Direct TV FAQ site:
A:
Absolutely. DIRECTV currently carries 17 Viacom networks at the cost of hundred of millions of dollars a year. But Viacom now insists that you pay over 30 percent more (more than a billion dollars extra) for the exact same programming. If Viacom wants so much more, then we believe your family needs to be able to choose which Viacom networks you want to pay to keep and which ones you don't

How does 30% more of "hundreds of millions" become "(more than a billion dollars extra)"?

wouldn't the original charge need to be 3+ billion?


I'm guessing they're referring to the total increase over the contract life. Not the increase over a single year.
 
2012-07-10 12:26:16 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central, BET, VH1, CMT, Spike TV, TV Land and more won't be available.
[i.qkme.me image 500x312]


I'm sure it's a bit of a bigger deal if you have children, though. This is when you have to get all Calvin's mom on them.
 
2012-07-10 12:28:15 PM
satanorsanta: Ambient: Cancel your cable/dish. One of the best decisions I've ever made with $80 is not spending it on crappy programming. Once you've gone without for a month, you'll realize you were wasting a shiat load of time on meaningless, empty bullshiat.

I haven't had cable/dish for 5+ years. Antenna + Netflix + hulu +mlbTV


I'm seriously considering dropping cable in favor of Hulu+ and/or Vudu. I hate literally 99% of tv these days anyways, so I don't think I'd be missing out by not getting tv shows I wouldn't watch anyways.
 
2012-07-10 12:28:41 PM
Vangor: Since dropping my television cable service, my show watching has increased.

This. System is very broke. Fix it.
 
2012-07-10 12:28:47 PM
The only 2 of the VIACOM channels that I even have listed on my program guide are CC and Spike.
And frankly, only CC would be missed. And thinking about it, I'll only really miss new Futuramas.
So, somehow I think I'll survive.
But so help them if I lose Velocity or BBC America!
 
2012-07-10 12:29:14 PM
Directv are Sith so I believe Viacom. Really, it's like crazy expensive for no reason other than people pay it.
 
2012-07-10 12:33:39 PM
I have DTV and looking at the list of channels that are going away... yup, not going to miss a single one. As has been mentioned, the only shows I watch on those channels (Daily Show/Colbert) are online. Sooooo... yeah, no problems here.
 
2012-07-10 12:33:42 PM
Ambient: Cancel your cable/dish. One of the best decisions I've ever made with $80 is not spending it on crappy programming. Once you've gone without for a month, you'll realize you were wasting a shiat load of time on meaningless, empty bullshiat.

The same thing could be said about internet access.
 
2012-07-10 12:34:44 PM
No big deal, this was iCarly's last season anyway.
 
2012-07-10 12:35:02 PM
radar_OIIIO: From Direct TV FAQ site:
A:
Absolutely. DIRECTV currently carries 17 Viacom networks at the cost of hundred of millions of dollars a year. But Viacom now insists that you pay over 30 percent more (more than a billion dollars extra) for the exact same programming. If Viacom wants so much more, then we believe your family needs to be able to choose which Viacom networks you want to pay to keep and which ones you don't

How does 30% more of "hundreds of millions" become "(more than a billion dollars extra)"?

wouldn't the original charge need to be 3+ billion?


They are probably talking about the term of the contract (3-5 years?).

DTV's answer should be - "if we give in to Viacom (and every other conglomerate that owns a bunch of cable channels or networks) we will have to pass that higher cost on to you. So you are okay with us raising your bill by $20/mo?"

I don't really have a dog in the fight. I cut cable/dish four years ago and haven't looked back. A couple HTPCs, a network OTA tuner (HD Homerun), Netflix, and Hulu provide all the entertainment I need at a tiny fraction of the price.
 
2012-07-10 12:36:40 PM
wambu: That's OK. Dora the Explorer has a job now that she's older, so she'll be fine.

[i.imgur.com image 480x360]

/no word on the monkey


The monkey took a lot of drugs and went insane. He is now living in a closet in Quahog, Rhode Island.
 
2012-07-10 12:37:54 PM
alwaysjaded: And the other side of the story.

My favorite excerpts from this link:

While some Viacom channels are on everyone's line-ups, this discussion comes at a time when we head into the Fourth of July holiday, kids are off school and headed outdoors, the Summer Olympics are on the horizon, and many of us are on vacation. Couple that with the fact that Viacom doesn't have all that much original programming this summer and the result is that it's not going to affect a great number of people.

OhSnap.jpg?

If Viacom wants so much more, then we believe your family needs to be able to choose which Viacom networks you want to pay to keep and which ones you don't.

Ooooh, I like this. I miss having DirecTV. It's too bad that I care more about fast Internet which leads me to use Comcast, and it's just a better deal to get cable through them.

Viacom's double-counting eight networks that are already available in high definition. They're counting both the high definition and old standard definition version of the same network to pad their total.

Yeah, like that's any worse than counting radio stations as 25% of my viewing options.
 
2012-07-10 12:38:40 PM
madgonad: I don't really have a dog in the fight. I cut cable/dish four years ago and haven't looked back. A couple HTPCs, a network OTA tuner (HD Homerun), Netflix, and Hulu provide all the entertainment I need at a tiny fraction of the price.

Ha, I use the exact same setup. Except it's a single HTPC running Windows 7 Media Center and have Xbox 360's for extenders.
 
2012-07-10 12:38:56 PM
SuperDuperMatt: Ambient: Cancel your cable/dish. One of the best decisions I've ever made with $80 is not spending it on crappy programming. Once you've gone without for a month, you'll realize you were wasting a shiat load of time on meaningless, empty bullshiat.

The same thing could be said about internet access.


Internet costs a lot less and has far more uses since it is two-way communication (unlike flipping channels on the remote). As for me, it also allows me to telecommute which save about $1500 in gas each year.
 
2012-07-10 12:39:01 PM
wildcardjack: I sorta wish we could do more individualized channel selection.

I hate the thought that some of my cable bill goes to support Fox News and MTV.


ESPN is the biggest bite... I get my sports elsewhere, and would love to get THAT albatross from around my neck.
 
2012-07-10 12:39:28 PM
Viacom profits in 2011: >$2 billion.
 
2012-07-10 12:41:50 PM
Schmoppo: If Viacom won't allow us to offer you their channels individually, then we will certainly work to make sure you feel satisfied."

That's the oddest way of saying no that I've ever seen.
 
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