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(Daily Mail)   Direct from the Department of You're Not Helping, Britain's youngest mother says getting knocked up at 12 was the smartest thing she ever did, because now she can go clubbing with her friends   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 128
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2012-07-10 12:42:35 AM
Amy, who is on benefits and lives in a council house, told this week's Closer magazine: 'Having kids young was the smartest thing I ever did.'

You're on welfare and living in public housing because you dropped out in seventh grade. How many smart decisions could you possibly have made in your life?
 
2012-07-10 12:59:11 AM
I'm not going to rule out the possibility that it might very well be the smartest thing she has ever done.
 
2012-07-10 01:02:43 AM

Relatively Obscure: I'm not going to rule out the possibility that it might very well be the smartest thing she has ever done.


Considering the summation of her life so far, I am inclined to agree.
 
2012-07-10 01:12:53 AM
five-head.
 
2012-07-10 01:17:24 AM
Fark sharp knees, giant foreheads are the show stopper for me. This chick needs implants in the front.
 
2012-07-10 01:30:03 AM

Relatively Obscure: I'm not going to rule out the possibility that it might very well be the smartest thing she has ever done.


Gotta agree with this. Consequences for getting laid at 12, stoned and knocked up, twice, none. In fact quite the opposite. Living on the dole in public housing on welfare, having drug parties, consequences, none. She's doing quite well and will raise her kids to achieve the same degree of success. After all her mom had 8 and she only has 2. She has a whole world in front of her.
 
2012-07-10 01:57:09 AM
Yeah, the fivehead is bad.

BUT THE TEETH
 
2012-07-10 02:14:18 AM
Miss Me Yet?
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2012-07-10 02:36:09 AM

GleeUnit: Yeah, the fivehead is bad.

BUT THE TEETH


And don't get me started on the acreage between her eyes
 
2012-07-10 02:39:44 AM
img152.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-10 02:41:27 AM
ya, i'd hit on that in a club. jesus. if i saw her, i would assume i had had too many drinks.
 
2012-07-10 02:55:00 AM

some_beer_drinker: five-head.


Five? That's at least a tenhead, and possibly a 12.

DeltaPunch: [img152.imageshack.us image 630x586]


Hey, that's actually an improvement.
 
2012-07-10 03:14:29 AM
Hey, it beats working.
 
2012-07-10 04:01:06 AM
Goddamn, British women are fugly.

/okay, okay, not ALL of them
 
2012-07-10 04:03:14 AM
Growing up, I had quite a few friends who were having kids at 15 or 16 years old.

It kind of weirds me out to see they have kids graduating from high school now, some with kids of their own. My kid is only 6 and just getting through the first half of first grade. No kids on the horizon for this little one, at least.
 
2012-07-10 04:04:14 AM
Spay her.
 
2012-07-10 04:07:11 AM
The STUPID is strong in this one.
 
2012-07-10 04:08:19 AM

gilgigamesh: some_beer_drinker: five-head.

Five? That's at least a tenhead, and possibly a 12.

DeltaPunch: [img152.imageshack.us image 630x586]

Hey, that's actually an improvement.


She says shes a size six in the article, which confused me. I wondered if maybe there was a metric size conversion chart involved, but apparently, she was talking about her forehead. I see now.
 
2012-07-10 04:09:22 AM
Not the type of gal I'm looking to court.
 
2012-07-10 04:10:01 AM
Woof!
 
2012-07-10 04:13:09 AM

Rik01: The STUPID is strong in this one.


This.
 
2012-07-10 04:13:19 AM
just damn.
 
2012-07-10 04:14:55 AM
It's the Daily Mail, people. If it's not a story they made up themselves then the "facts" have been exaggerated to the point that it might as well be.
 
2012-07-10 04:15:48 AM
Ugh, what a credit to the human race she is.
 
2012-07-10 04:20:51 AM

DesktopHippie: It's the Daily Mail, people. If it's not a story they made up themselves then the "facts" have been exaggerated to the point that it might as well be.


I wouldn't be surprised if she worked for the paper the kids were walking by with their mother, who was asked "Wanna make a few quid this morning, ma'am?"
 
2012-07-10 04:22:11 AM
Not even with a bag over her head.
 
2012-07-10 04:27:30 AM
thats a rough 22
 
2012-07-10 04:31:26 AM
I truly hope this is made up.
OTOH, with 8 kids in the house getting knocked up is the easiest way to get your own place and they all know it.
 
2012-07-10 04:41:15 AM
So If you pay people to pump out crotch fruit and not work, they will take you up on it.
Who'd have thunk it.
 
2012-07-10 04:44:19 AM
Ah, the Daily Fail does love their exaggerated welfare queen outrage fodder.
 
2012-07-10 04:44:48 AM

smells_like_meat: Consequences for getting laid at 12, stoned and knocked up, twice, none.


In defense of the rest of us, quite a lot of us manage all of that but the knocked up part and end up fine, too.
 
2012-07-10 04:49:40 AM
I think what surprises me most is that the father didn't stick around.
 
2012-07-10 04:52:38 AM
This proves you can use twisted logic to justify ANYTHING these days!
 
2012-07-10 04:57:33 AM
In evolutionary terms this woman has a high reproductive fitness.

Sic transit Homo Sapiens.
 
2012-07-10 05:10:01 AM
Jesus, what a morlock she is....
 
2012-07-10 05:11:39 AM
This is a pure troll article from the Daily Mail, after the success of the Samantha Brick one (intentional or otherwise) they've gone all in.
 
2012-07-10 05:16:57 AM

smells_like_meat: Gotta agree with this. Consequences for getting laid at 12, stoned and knocked up, twice, none. In fact quite the opposite. Living on the dole in public housing on welfare, having drug parties, consequences, none


Well, if living in a tiny shiathole flat with very little money in a shiatty area is your cup of tea then all power to you.
 
2012-07-10 05:24:14 AM

Relatively Obscure: I'm not going to rule out the possibility that it might very well be the smartest thing she has ever done.


I'm going to have to agree that it probably was the smartest thing she's ever done, and go one further... it's probably the smartest thing she'll ever do! She thinks "being a gran at 27 would be fun!"

/I assume "gran" is Brit-speak for grandma or grandmother
 
2012-07-10 05:28:39 AM

Pert: smells_like_meat: Gotta agree with this. Consequences for getting laid at 12, stoned and knocked up, twice, none. In fact quite the opposite. Living on the dole in public housing on welfare, having drug parties, consequences, none

Well, if living in a tiny shiathole flat with very little money in a shiatty area is your cup of tea then all power to you.


It is possible to get stoned and get laid without getting knocked up or living in a sh*tty gov't home.
Ya really.
 
2012-07-10 05:30:50 AM

AbbeySomeone: I truly hope this is made up.
OTOH, with 8 kids in the house getting knocked up is the easiest way to get your own place and they all know it.


My guess (mind, it's just a guess -- it will seem naive to journalist farkers):

Journalists at Daily Mail hunt about for stories with potential, say, by hanging around the Welfare (or U.K. equivalent) office and chatting with the regulars and staff. Now, when they hit paydirt in the form of a very young mother with a lot of kids, they work out a strategy for turning it into a marketable product and get their mark to cooperate for a cut of the proceeds, like so:

""OK hon, we'll slide you 10% if you follow this masterfully crafted script, making our conservative readers spit blood, making our liberal readers demand more education, and making our advertisers very happy."

Come to think, you could Daily Mail-ize practically any poignant situation. Suppose you see a Chihuahua slip its leash at the park and nip a toddler. A little negotiation with the principals and you could turn that into...

CHILD-HATING SOCIOPATH HUNTS BABIES WITH DOGS WHILE MOTHERS WATCH IN HORROR!

As the hound ripped into her child's flesh and blood sprayed the lawn at Borking Park, new mum Pollyanna Wye could only scream for help. "I like to set my hounds on the children of the lower class," said owner Roger Tupperwell, "It excites me to see their pain; hear their cries." And yet, the authorities have done nothing to protect your children...


...and so on.
 
2012-07-10 05:32:28 AM

ArkAngel: You're on welfare and living in public housing ... how many smart decisions could you possibly have made in your life?


In the UK that's seen as a smart situation to be in. It's a free ride for the rest of your life.
 
2012-07-10 05:32:33 AM
If people are accepting public funding via food stamps, housing subsidies, or other aid, they should have to agree to mandatory birth control for the duration of the assistance. IUD's/Norplant for women, Vasectomies (or another long term solution not requiring the user to act) for men in order to make sure the assistance is temporary and is not creating a new generation of those dependant on the government. The government shouldn't be paying for more mouths that they must support further.
 
2012-07-10 05:34:09 AM

GleeUnit: BUT THE TEETHTEEF


The daughter doesn't look much younger than the son. But why stop at 2? Thankfully she's got plenty of child-bearing years ahead of her.
 
2012-07-10 05:39:59 AM

Pert: smells_like_meat: Gotta agree with this. Consequences for getting laid at 12, stoned and knocked up, twice, none. In fact quite the opposite. Living on the dole in public housing on welfare, having drug parties, consequences, none

Well, if living in a tiny shiathole flat with very little money in a shiatty area is your cup of tea then all power to you.


She's got a roof and enough money to "go out clubbing"....what else does she need?

/Bet she's got an iPhone, too.
 
2012-07-10 05:40:36 AM
Is it really a "one-night stand" if you're 12??

/also, his boys can SWIM!
 
2012-07-10 05:41:32 AM

PreMortem: Fark sharp knees, giant foreheads are the show stopper for me. This chick needs implants in the front.


Yike! You could show a drive-in movie on that forehead.
 
2012-07-10 05:45:11 AM

Dee Snarl: Is it really a "one-night stand" if you're 12??

/also, his boys can SWIM!


A quote from Star Wars for the father:

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
 
2012-07-10 05:46:22 AM
Ah, cut her some slack, how much wisdom did you have when you were 12?

At least she's seeing looking on the bright side :)
 
2012-07-10 05:53:42 AM

ArkAngel: You're on welfare and living in public housing because you dropped out in seventh grade. How many smart decisions could you possibly have made in your life?


Getting the state to pay for her house and everything on tax payers dime seems pretty smart..
 
2012-07-10 05:54:33 AM
What the Daily Mail really, really wants you to notice but carefully says nothing about is the, erm, well tanned appearance of the children. There is a dog whistle blowing fit to bust here, and it isn't the single-mothers-on-benefits one.
 
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