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2012-07-10 08:53:57 AM
ZeroCorpse: So you favor slavery over freedom. Gooooood. Let the hate flow through you.

Papa Palpatine? Is that you? You never call anymore.
 
2012-07-10 08:54:32 AM

enik: Our society has suffered an incalculable loss with this porn star ceasing to exist. I'm going to write my congressman right now and demand that my taxes be raised to 80% so that this DEVASTATING TRAGEDY doesn't occur again.


This is how Republicans actually think that everyone else thinks. You've really got your finger on the pulse, clown.
 
2012-07-10 08:55:48 AM

DrBenway: enik: Our society has suffered an incalculable loss with this porn star ceasing to exist. I'm going to write my congressman right now and demand that my taxes be raised to 80% so that this DEVASTATING TRAGEDY doesn't occur again.

This is how Republicans actually think that everyone else thinks. You've really got your finger on the pulse, clown.


this is how everyone else thinks. choosing not to buy health insurance = your problem. she could have afforded it.
 
2012-07-10 08:55:54 AM

enik: Our society has suffered an incalculable loss with this porn star ceasing to exist. I'm going to write my congressman right now and demand that my taxes be raised to 80% so that this DEVASTATING TRAGEDY doesn't occur again.


Here's the honesty filter for that one:

"I don't see other human beings as people with personal connections, memories, contributions to our society, and loved ones, and instead see them as soulless numbers and rivals who want my charity. This girl's death doesn't matter to me because I believe she was beneath me, and her family can go f♥ck themselves because I'm an unethical piece of garbage who doesn't care if other people suffer and die, as long as I get to keep all my stuff."


If you're going to be a selfish ass of a misanthrope, at least own it.
 
2012-07-10 08:57:08 AM

platedlizard: NowhereMon: Is that even NSFW? How is that porn?

There are people who whack it to pictures of the Eiffel Tower and think anthropomorphic animals are sexy.

So, yeah. I can understand clown porn.


Beats a friggin' furry or Brony.

Beats it with a slapstick, right on the ass.

/would do it in the trunk of her clown car.
 
2012-07-10 08:57:43 AM

swangoatman: I thought she was the chick who was having sex with a clown that turned out to be ...her daddy. my bad


That was Kelly Cornflake.
 
2012-07-10 08:58:12 AM
IGGY is truly sad on this day...........
 
2012-07-10 08:58:30 AM

ZeroCorpse: NSFW?

/Clown Porn
//Actually a funny movie, for an adult flick.


o_O
 
2012-07-10 08:58:57 AM
img20.imageshack.us

/Ohhh yeah.
//Honk-honk.
 
2012-07-10 08:59:19 AM

farkeruk: Clown porn? Is that where you get a cream pie in the face?


A little song, a little dance,
A little semen down your pants?
 
2012-07-10 08:59:26 AM

Prevailing Wind: kiwimoogle84: Lorelle: Sad, indeed. 30 is just too young.

She was no different than a lot of us when we were young who believe we're invincible. So when this very young healthy woman noticed a lump on her breast, she let it go at first.

"I noticed it and paid attention to it, but going to the doctor is hard when you don't have insurance," says Stevens.

The lump didn't go away.

Damn, damn, DAMN. I feel like crying now. Seriously.

/lost a friend to breast cancer 10 years ago. She was 43.

My sister was diagnosed with breast cancer at only 31. Thank god for her rocket-science-engineer husband raking in the big bucks at Intel or they would have gone broke over it. I understand- she was way young as well but beat it just the same after a double mastectomy- 4 years and two rounds of chemo and no sign of it since. *thanks the stars*

See, now there's going to be some sick motherfarkers who try to use this story to invent "cancer porn" or something. Ugh.

That poor girl. Hey, you do what you do, woman. I may not understand it or be into it, but "crushing" videos exist too, so...


Why are you giving them farking ideas? Some sniveling shlomo in polyester and a combover just got on the phone with his director and said, "Fark did it again! Clowns farking cancer patients! We'll call it..."Last Chance to Laugh" or maybe "Rough Patch" or, "C.P.I.L.F's!" Were gonna make THOUSANDS I tell ya....THOUSANDS!"


Oh trust me. Anything perverted I think of has undoubtedly been done. I'm on the fast track right to hell, but at least I'm not so bad that I'm worse than anything already out there.

"last chance to laugh" made me snort my morning java though. Well played.
 
2012-07-10 09:00:26 AM

Biness: couldn't afford health insurance? I call BS on that. She had enough money, she just chose not to buy it cause she was an idiot. Don't wish her ill, but lets not go blaming the system when the system wasn't at fault in this case.


This was the comment I wanted to see. The idiots over at BoingBoing are all concerned about her "access to affordable health care". She had porn money, and had the luxury of having a jerb that involved getting dressed up like a clown and getting men to pound her and ring-toss her prolapse. Perhaps if they didn't pay according to education or difficulty of the jerb? Isn't health insurance required by the "porn industry"? If not, then she should have meade some other choices to amend that. Some folks would have taken a sabbatical and stayed with their family or friends until treatment was done. I guess there is no such support group for porn stars. It should have been an obituary to some chick that did clown porn. Thanks BB for dragging it back to a political stage lol.

/It's like there is a gas leak on that site or something.
 
2012-07-10 09:00:58 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu

nothing is free. someone, somewhere, pays for it. always. Those folks who balk at paying even more in taxes have a point, because they've been burned too often by govenrment promises leading to corruption, and the use of funds for shiat the funds were never intended to be used for. so they balk at writing more blank checks.

You certainly do have a point. When I said "free" healthcare, I was talking about socialized medicine, which is paid for by the government, like you said. The arguments that I hear against socialized medicine are for the most part, herp-derp from people who equate socialized medicine with communism. I haven't yet heard anyone bring up taxes.

Personally, I think if our government spent less money blowing shiat up on the other side of the earth every few years, they might have enough to adequately take care of domestic issues.
 
2012-07-10 09:00:59 AM

hogans: [img.photobucket.com image 240x300]

Don't cry, everyone. Ouchy is still around!


Ouchy is proof that God hates us and wants us to cower in our own bowel-loosenings.

Also, that guidance counselling is a completely useless occupation.
 
2012-07-10 09:01:10 AM
Sad indeed. Absolutely EPIC headline tho subby...

/bows
 
2012-07-10 09:01:23 AM

wademh: I'm struck that of all the 30somethings that needlessly die of breast cancer, it is the one that did clown porn that gets attention. Not bad or good, just odd.


Yeah, it sucks. Breast cancer tends to be more aggressive in the young, and their breast tissue is too dense for mammograms to be of any use.
 
2012-07-10 09:02:09 AM

Biness: DrBenway: enik: Our society has suffered an incalculable loss with this porn star ceasing to exist. I'm going to write my congressman right now and demand that my taxes be raised to 80% so that this DEVASTATING TRAGEDY doesn't occur again.

This is how Republicans actually think that everyone else thinks. You've really got your finger on the pulse, clown.

this is how everyone else thinks. choosing not to buy health insurance = your problem. she could have afforded it.


And when I previously noted that "[t]his "LOL too bad you died of cancer/shoulda bought insurance biatch" attitude is the kind of unhealthy that all the insurance in the world won't cover" I was thinking of you.
 
2012-07-10 09:02:15 AM

studman 69: I'm going to need two tissues :*-(


Here, I've got this endless roll of multicolored handkerchiefs up my sleeve to help you.
 
2012-07-10 09:03:07 AM

doglover: rmdpgh: This is obviously sad, but I'm curious - does porn pay so little that it's employees can't afford
health insurance, or pay for treatment themselves?

Are you an idiot?

Porn isn't some Fortune 500 company, it's exploitation work. Nay, it's the EPITOME of exploitation work. Each movie is its own contract, and the producer wants to screw you metaphorically as well as physically.


But the hours and working conditions are better than a Nike assembly plant in Indonesia, amirite?
 
2012-07-10 09:03:47 AM
I feel doubly bad because I knew of her cancer thanks to broken-heartedly following another adult actress who was dying of a brain tumor, except it turned out she was faking it.

Whatever Happened to Raven Alexis (NSFW)
 
2012-07-10 09:04:26 AM

Devolving_Spud: I met her a few years ago. We hit it off. One thing led to another and we ended up in bed together. I couldn't do oral on her because she tasted funny.



i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-10 09:06:04 AM

Biness: she could have afforded it.


Really? Were you here accountant? You did her taxes? You know how much money she made, what she spent it on and what charities she donated her money to?

Please, share your expertise with us! Inquiring minds want to know how much a porn "star" makes, especially when there is a boatload of free porn out there, so most of the potential customers have no incentive to pay money.
 
2012-07-10 09:07:45 AM

kimmygibblershomework: She had porn money, and had the luxury of having a jerb that involved getting dressed up like a clown and getting men to pound her and ring-toss her prolapse.


Really? She had 2 accountants? Tell us how much she made!
 
2012-07-10 09:08:27 AM

Nidiot: I for one am glad I live in Australia so I know that if I get cancer I can go see a doctor and get treatment without having to worry about insurance or medical bills. Every argument against this seems to come to oh my gerd askeered of soshilizm. It seems perfectly sensible to have everyone be taxed a fee, unless they can't afford it, which goes towards covering the needs of everyone, as opposed to trying to force everyone into one of a multitude of different insurance companies all doing their level best to make sure they make a profit which usually results in the customer being the one getting screwed. Generally America is regarded by the rest of the first world as the example of what not to do regarding your medical system, yet the population there seems hell bent on keeping it. I can only put it down to you guys having been fed one whole lot of amazing propaganda. People die because they didn't have insurance and all you do is shrug and blame it on them for not having said insurance instead of saying this current system is farked.


By and large our voting population and the people that manipulate them are morans. These idiots feel gypped because someone gets something for "free" and they see the social cost of everything they find unsavory (but never the costs they don't find unsavory). Strangely enough when someone has to have their house put out by the fire department these same people don't seem to think they themselves deserve more house fires because they paid more into the system.

Dumbfarks
 
2012-07-10 09:10:33 AM
spentmiles: I got a lump in my throat just reading that.

are you multi-tasking?
 
2012-07-10 09:11:10 AM
i112.photobucket.com

There's an extra $100 in it for 'ya, if 'ya got the cancer!
 
2012-07-10 09:11:24 AM

Barbwiremike: I feel doubly bad because I knew of her cancer thanks to broken-heartedly following another adult actress who was dying of a brain tumor, except it turned out she was faking it.

Whatever Happened to Raven Alexis (NSFW)


Get the poison out.
 
2012-07-10 09:15:44 AM

rmdpgh: This is obviously sad, but I'm curious - does porn pay so little that it's employees can't afford
health insurance, or pay for treatment themselves?

She was married - did she make enough to support two people in SF on one income, or did
hubby work, and not have benefits?

Working in such a high-risk industry, I'd expect nothing less than huge amounts of insurance
(AD&D, health care, term-life) would be the norm. The article also stated that she had several
other lines of work, too.

Maybe that's not the case, and it doesn't pay worth a shiat? Can anyone enlighten the masses?

Maybe I'm cynical, but while I doubt actors/actresses get hugely rich in porn, but basic health
care is out of their reach? I'm thinking that this unfortunate death is being used as a political
soapbox, more than an even half-hearted attempt at a eulogy.


To answer some of your questions to the best of my knowledge about the industry porn pays shiat thats why you see these starlets are in like a 1000 videos unless your a top performer your only makeing a couple of hundred bucks per shoot. Also this is contract work so they industry doesnt have to provide you any benefits as you are contract yourself out to the job. as for the hubby no clue don't know anything about that part. So yes, the girls i have known in the industry most could not afford healthcare as part of basic living expenses.
 
2012-07-10 09:16:20 AM

Xanlexian: [i112.photobucket.com image 353x157]

There's an extra $100 in it for 'ya, if 'ya got the cancer!


Can't...stop...laughing...
 
2012-07-10 09:18:30 AM

maddogdelta: Biness: she could have afforded it.

Really? Were you here accountant? You did her taxes? You know how much money she made, what she spent it on and what charities she donated her money to?

Please, share your expertise with us! Inquiring minds want to know how much a porn "star" makes, especially when there is a boatload of free porn out there, so most of the potential customers have no incentive to pay money.


shes a moderately famous porn star. shes pulling in at least100k a year. she could have afforded it. failure to plan on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on my part
 
2012-07-10 09:23:57 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Not necessarily. 90 bucks a month is not little at all... depending on what you make.
Under 200 (meaning over 150 but less than 200?) is also not little at all... depending on what you make. Sure, if you're a networkadmin/government employee, it's a drop in the bucket. Those jobs pay well, and have great benefits. If you're barely getting by, that's the choice between eating, transportation, a bill, part of rent, or taking a chance you won't get sick.


I can see taking that risk when you are in your early 20's. By the time you are 30, if you aren't self-sufficient enough to afford to purchase your own health insurance, at least some sort of basic catastrophic coverage to take care of stuff like this*, then you've farked up. Badly.

*Barring temporary situations like getting laid off, etc.
 
2012-07-10 09:26:19 AM

Nidiot: I for one am glad I live in Australia so I know that if I get cancer I can go see a doctor and get treatment without having to worry about insurance or medical bills. Every argument against this seems to come to oh my gerd askeered of soshilizm. It seems perfectly sensible to have everyone be taxed a fee, unless they can't afford it, which goes towards covering the needs of everyone, as opposed to trying to force everyone into one of a multitude of different insurance companies all doing their level best to make sure they make a profit which usually results in the customer being the one getting screwed. Generally America is regarded by the rest of the first world as the example of what not to do regarding your medical system, yet the population there seems hell bent on keeping it. I can only put it down to you guys having been fed one whole lot of amazing propaganda. People die because they didn't have insurance and all you do is shrug and blame it on them for not having said insurance instead of saying this current system is farked.


Quoted in full because it's the mother-farking TRUTH


Thanks to ZeroCorpse for being on top of the honesty filter- not that any of these shiatbags are capable of actualizing it...
 
2012-07-10 09:31:23 AM

Biness: maddogdelta: Biness: she could have afforded it.

shes a moderately famous porn star. shes pulling in at least100k a year. she could have afforded it. failure to plan on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on my part


You got citations on that, right? Or are you talking out of your asshole?

No, it's not an emergency on your part, but if you had any farking shred of humanity, it should be a tragedy that anybody, from the crotch that spawned you to the stranger on the street should be able to receive medical care in arguably the richest, most powerful nation on the farking planet. But, no- fark you, I got mine. You're what's wrong with the country.
 
2012-07-10 09:32:45 AM

Daveism: Biness: maddogdelta: Biness: she could have afforded it.

shes a moderately famous porn star. shes pulling in at least100k a year. she could have afforded it. failure to plan on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on my part

You got citations on that, right? Or are you talking out of your asshole?

No, it's not an emergency on your part, but if you had any farking shred of humanity, it should be a tragedy that anybody, from the crotch that spawned you to the stranger on the street should be able to receive medical care in arguably the richest, most powerful nation on the farking planet. But, no- fark you, I got mine. You're what's wrong with the country.


I'm whats wrong? You're the one demanding that we legislate that life be fair. It ain't. If she couldn't take care of herself enough to set up an auto draft to California blue cross...well, bye
 
2012-07-10 09:37:02 AM

bdub77: Way to combine my love of porn with my fear of clowns. I'm noticeably aroused and yet I want to sh*t my pants at the same time.


My guess is that is what she was going for.

/it's like a 3 for 1 fetish special
 
2012-07-10 09:38:46 AM

Biness: I'm whats wrong? You're the one demanding that we legislate that life be fair. It ain't. If she couldn't take care of herself enough to set up an auto draft to California blue cross...well, bye


As examples of someone answering their own question go, this is a particularly fine one. Excellent work, counselor.
 
2012-07-10 09:40:48 AM
Well, it shows a picture of her making out with a furry. I say she got off lightly.

/yiff yiff
//I keed, cancer sucks
 
2012-07-10 09:44:18 AM
spamdog:
farm8.staticflickr.com

This clown has nice balloons!!! O_O Got more pics?
 
2012-07-10 09:45:21 AM

retarded: can't sleep, clowns will blow me and lick my balls


Hope springs eternal...
 
2012-07-10 09:48:25 AM
Sad tag is for dying and having you legacy be "queen of clown porn".
 
2012-07-10 09:51:42 AM

Hand Banana: Sad tag is for dying and having you legacy be "queen of clown porn".


clownpenis.fart

still a funny bit
 
2012-07-10 09:52:21 AM
i bet there are some sad clowns today
 
2012-07-10 09:52:36 AM

GibbyTheMole: ExperianScaresCthulhu

nothing is free. someone, somewhere, pays for it. always. Those folks who balk at paying even more in taxes have a point, because they've been burned too often by govenrment promises leading to corruption, and the use of funds for shiat the funds were never intended to be used for. so they balk at writing more blank checks.

You certainly do have a point. When I said "free" healthcare, I was talking about socialized medicine, which is paid for by the government, like you said. The arguments that I hear against socialized medicine are for the most part, herp-derp from people who equate socialized medicine with communism. I haven't yet heard anyone bring up taxes.

Personally, I think if our government spent less money blowing shiat up on the other side of the earth every few years, they might have enough to adequately take care of domestic issues.


To throw my two cents in here, my opposition to public health care is it puts everyone who works in private health insurance out of business. 5 million jobs in the US WILL BE GONE. No billers. No collectors. No claims representatives. No managers of the call centers fielding patient questions.

This is my job. I have been in health insurance claims for five years now, and my job is about to disappear. When everything is paid at a contract rate, it'll all be done out of one office in DC and it'll be run like the DMV. They'll claim their economy is thriving while everywhere else is like when all the car plants shut down in Detroit.
 
2012-07-10 09:52:36 AM
(calliope music)

DA DA DA DEE DA DA DA DA
BLUMPKIN
DA DA DA DEE DA DA DA DA
SAFE WORD

(end calliope music)
 
2012-07-10 09:53:48 AM

Biness: You're the one demanding that we legislate that life be fair.


wrong, dipshiat. I'm saying that we have the resources to take care of each other. You know, like that hippie in that book of fairy tales says we're supposed to do? (the one that those who oppose such lessons seem to cling to so fervently, when it's useful for trolling in rubes to vote for them...) And yet our society, determined by people like you, choose not to provide this seemingly basic need of society because of greed, plain and simple.

So, yeah- you, singularly, being a selfish, greedy, self-absorbed asshole, is what's wrong with this country.

Or, in other, more eloquent words, thank you, DrBenway :)
 
2012-07-10 09:55:50 AM
Hollie was also a long-time writer and model for Girls and Corpses magazine, a DJ, live visual manipulator, performance artist, kickboxing champion, and an extraordinary wife and friend.

Dare I ask what a "live visual manipulator" is?
 
2012-07-10 09:56:44 AM
NSFW

Someone had to post it.
 
2012-07-10 10:00:12 AM

bdub77: Way to combine my love of porn with my fear of clowns. I'm noticeably aroused and yet I want to sh*t my pants at the same time.


Which, I believe, was a scene in one of her movies.
 
2012-07-10 10:00:33 AM

Daveism: Biness: You're the one demanding that we legislate that life be fair.

wrong, dipshiat. I'm saying that we have the resources to take care of each other. You know, like that hippie in that book of fairy tales says we're supposed to do? (the one that those who oppose such lessons seem to cling to so fervently, when it's useful for trolling in rubes to vote for them...) And yet our society, determined by people like you, choose not to provide this seemingly basic need of society because of greed, plain and simple.

So, yeah- you, singularly, being a selfish, greedy, self-absorbed asshole, is what's wrong with this country.

Or, in other, more eloquent words, thank you, DrBenway :)


cancer treatment is not basic. if you want to make that argument, a broken arm could be basic. its not greed. its simply not my problem. what america needs is for people to take care of themselves. if we all take care of each other, no one will take care of themselves.
 
2012-07-10 10:01:10 AM
Was this the chick that Dee and Lance talked to on the Sick and Wrong podcast occasionally?
 
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