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2012-07-10 02:10:47 AM  
6 votes:
aliens!?!?

weknowawesome.com
2012-07-10 02:26:47 AM  
2 votes:
wait, ... there's a "New" Mexico ?
2012-07-10 11:20:16 AM  
1 votes:
Saucer men in crashing disks

They comin to America. They comin to America, Today!
2012-07-10 09:50:56 AM  
1 votes:

GungFu: Langdon_777: And to say we cannot achieve interstellar travel is just like all the narrow minded, unimaginative fools who thought heavy than air objects could never fly (or even metal boats not being able to float)!

Fark Interstellar travel, warp speed, worm holes, black holes, millions of galaxies, mega-billions of years of technology, anti-gravity control and so on and so forth...

The most important lesson from Roswell is...aliens are farking shiat pilots.


Hey, hold my Denebian ale...and watch this!
2012-07-10 08:54:06 AM  
1 votes:
static.neatoshop.com
2012-07-10 08:26:13 AM  
1 votes:

Loucifer: If I had regular access to the CIA vault back then, you bet your ass I would label a box "Roswell" and put some fun stuff in it. Perfect practical joke.


Hide the box behind some ceiling tiles in a coat closet. Add a few more layers for the conspiracy theorist by attaching a hand written note stating something to the effect of

"If you've found this box, it means I'm already dead...."
2012-07-10 05:17:15 AM  
1 votes:

Langdon_777: And to say we cannot achieve interstellar travel is just like all the narrow minded, unimaginative fools who thought heavy than air objects could never fly (or even metal boats not being able to float)!


Fark Interstellar travel, warp speed, worm holes, black holes, millions of galaxies, mega-billions of years of technology, anti-gravity control and so on and so forth...

The most important lesson from Roswell is...aliens are farking shiat pilots.
2012-07-10 02:54:17 AM  
1 votes:

phlegmmo: He says he will not reveal exactly what lay within the box that 'erased' his doubts about the Roswell incident. 'Some written material and some photographs, and that's all I will ever say to anybody about the contents of that box.'

Wow, he's awfully convincing.

/not


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And as proof, here's irrefutable testimony from The Ghost Who Never Lies.
As only I can see or hear him, I will be doing the interpretation.
2012-07-10 02:05:58 AM  
1 votes:
And Zoidberg picks up another piece. The crowd goes wild!
2012-07-10 02:03:52 AM  
1 votes:
I can't believe some people believe in aliens. Let us all pray to Jesus for their eternal souls!
2012-07-10 02:02:38 AM  
1 votes:
"One memo that appears to prove that New Mexico prior to 1950 has been published by the FBI."

The whole thing?
2012-07-10 02:00:51 AM  
1 votes:
Project Mogul
2012-07-10 01:39:57 AM  
1 votes:
WHAT'S IN THE BOX??
2012-07-10 01:28:37 AM  
1 votes:
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
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