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2012-07-09 08:46:28 PM
Very cool!

Maybe the good guys actually win sometimes.

It must have been fun to handle that amount of cash if even for just a few hours.

/this planet is less of a mad world when shiat like this happens.

//maybe humans can take back the world.

///post this whole thing to the UN as an example of what to do when someone pisses you off. there is hope for humanity.
 
2012-07-09 08:47:45 PM
SweetSaws: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Oh, and Charles Carreron filed lawsuits against the Oatmeal, the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation because threatening well-loved charities is, like the best legal stra-tee-ger-eee every.

As a Capricorn, i support the lawsuit against the Cancer Society, those arrogant pricks


You superstitious Capricorns. Your belief in the prophecies and the scrolls of pythia are ignorant and foolish! We'll never find Earth that way!
 
2012-07-09 08:48:14 PM
pfffft, amateur


gawker.com
 
2012-07-09 08:48:28 PM
Apos: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Oh, and Charles Carreron filed lawsuits against the Oatmeal, the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation because threatening well-loved charities is, like the best legal stra-tee-ger-eee every.

I wonder if "Charles Carreon" is,in fact,an alias of Jonathan Lee Riches.


Ah, that was it!

No, no Carreon isn't Riches. But that nutjob is involved.
 
2012-07-09 08:48:55 PM
The what? For the what?
 
2012-07-09 08:49:12 PM
dragonchild: So, there are four pennies in the duffel bag?

If you look closely at the "F.U" picture, you'll notice he's made the period with four pennies and what I assume are three one-dollar coins. The rest is in 20s.

So, yes, there are four pennies (and three dollar coins) in the duffel bag.
 
2012-07-09 08:49:26 PM
Apos: Farking awesome is what this is.


Well done,Oatmealers!


Hell yeah; he wins the internets, the last boss was a grade-A dick.
 
2012-07-09 08:49:31 PM
IncessantHooting: I'm shocked by the number of Farkers who aren't aware of what this is about.

It was easily 10% of my entertainment for the last couple of weeks.

As long as we're catching people up - don't forget to check Charles Carreon's wife's derptastic blog - the Nader Library.
Ooh ooh ooh - she has a new section dedicated solely to this http://rapeutation.com/introduction-to-the-subject


Some folks don't keep up with the awesome.

Against my better judgement, i went to those mentioned sites.

That kinda batshiat crazy makes me wonder if he and his wife are trolling, or if people are truly that stupid.

I think I lost IQ points there.
 
2012-07-09 08:49:48 PM
halB: You superstitious Capricorns. Your belief in the prophecies and the scrolls of pythia are ignorant and foolish! We'll never find Earth that way!

They're just impatient because this is the dawning of the Age of. . . bawww, I can't say it.
 
2012-07-09 08:50:32 PM
Gold, Jerry.
Gold!
 
2012-07-09 08:50:39 PM
Xenu did this , wogs.
 
2012-07-09 08:51:16 PM
Damn, I could have robbed him of that duffle bag and made it rain at few strip clubs while finding out if there really is sex in the champagne room.

Fark it, I'm starting a stripper charity fund. Send all monies to me in singles and twenties and I will personally donate it to various strippers.
 
2012-07-09 08:51:21 PM
WordyGrrl: I've been following this case for a Business Law class, and it's been as educational as it has been entertaining.

Can you explain the article, then?
 
2012-07-09 08:51:24 PM
GIS for sexy oatmeal:

files.g4tv.com
 
2012-07-09 08:52:10 PM
Funnyjunk? The Oatmeal? They are some kind of websites, right?


/lawn
//get off it
 
2012-07-09 08:52:47 PM
Capo Del Bandito: IncessantHooting: I'm shocked by the number of Farkers who aren't aware of what this is about.

It was easily 10% of my entertainment for the last couple of weeks.

As long as we're catching people up - don't forget to check Charles Carreon's wife's derptastic blog - the Nader Library.
Ooh ooh ooh - she has a new section dedicated solely to this http://rapeutation.com/introduction-to-the-subject

Some folks don't keep up with the awesome.

Against my better judgement, i went to those mentioned sites.

That kinda batshiat crazy makes me wonder if he and his wife are trolling, or if people are truly that stupid.

I think I lost IQ points there.


Poe's Law, etc.
 
2012-07-09 08:53:06 PM
LordJiro: Apos: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Oh, and Charles Carreron filed lawsuits against the Oatmeal, the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation because threatening well-loved charities is, like the best legal stra-tee-ger-eee every.

I wonder if "Charles Carreon" is,in fact,an alias of Jonathan Lee Riches.

Ah, that was it!

No, no Carreon isn't Riches. But that nutjob is involved.


I'd be lying if I said was surprised. That litigious prick just can't help himself.
 
2012-07-09 08:53:16 PM
Tyranicle: WordyGrrl: I've been following this case for a Business Law class, and it's been as educational as it has been entertaining.

Can you explain the article, then?


The Lawyer involved in this case sent The Oatmeal a friviolous cease and decist notice after he put a post up on his blog complaining that FunnyJunk was stealing his material without his permission or credit, and included a douchetastic demand for extortion that Oatmeal's owner pay him 20 grand in legal and hush fees, or he would take him to court. He replied that, instead, he would take a picture of the 20 grand, and send it to two charities. He ended up raising over 200 grand, and the lawyer involved sued to keep him from "profiting" and sending the money to charity.
 
2012-07-09 08:53:40 PM
TorqueToad: What ever happened with the court case then?

After declaring himself the winner - the douchebag withdrew the case.
 
2012-07-09 08:54:13 PM
Apos: LordJiro: Apos: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Oh, and Charles Carreron filed lawsuits against the Oatmeal, the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation because threatening well-loved charities is, like the best legal stra-tee-ger-eee every.

I wonder if "Charles Carreon" is,in fact,an alias of Jonathan Lee Riches.

Ah, that was it!

No, no Carreon isn't Riches. But that nutjob is involved.

I'd be lying if I said I was surprised. That litigious prick just can't help himself.


Fixed.
 
2012-07-09 08:54:32 PM
Farktologist: Poe's Law, etc.

True but...that doesn't give me back my bears. They died when I kept clicking on links on those pages.
 
2012-07-09 08:54:35 PM
Apos: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Oh, and Charles Carreron filed lawsuits against the Oatmeal, the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation because threatening well-loved charities is, like the best legal stra-tee-ger-eee every.

I wonder if "Charles Carreon" is,in fact,an alias of Jonathan Lee Riches.


No, but Jonathan lee riches filed under Matt Inman's name. And as CharlEs Carreons estranged twin brother. True story:
http://adamsteinbaugh.com/2012/07/02/the-oatmeal-case-gets-even-more- b izarre-enter-gino-romano-aka-johnathan-lee-riches/
 
2012-07-09 08:54:49 PM
I was half expecting the headline to be something like, "The Oatmeal follows through; delivers the money shot to internet lawyer"
 
2012-07-09 08:55:02 PM
the entire internet just got trolled.
 
2012-07-09 08:56:05 PM
BronyMedic: the lawyer involved sued to keep him from "profiting"

Or, not understanding the Streisand Effect, to attempt (and fail) to shut him up.
 
2012-07-09 08:56:07 PM
Mike: My $25 looks awesome in those pics. :)

Your $25 made those pictures ass look fat
 
2012-07-09 08:56:36 PM
Capo Del Bandito: Farktologist: Poe's Law, etc.

True but...that doesn't give me back my bears. They died when I kept clicking on links on those pages.


Sorry Capo. At least be comforted that Funny Junk's mom will be giving your bears sweet sweet lovin'
 
2012-07-09 08:57:30 PM
BronyMedic: Tyranicle: WordyGrrl: I've been following this case for a Business Law class, and it's been as educational as it has been entertaining.

Can you explain the article, then?

The Lawyer involved in this case sent The Oatmeal a friviolous cease and decist notice after he put a post up on his blog complaining that FunnyJunk was stealing his material without his permission or credit, and included a douchetastic demand for extortion that Oatmeal's owner pay him 20 grand in legal and hush fees, or he would take him to court. He replied that, instead, he would take a picture of the 20 grand, and send it to two charities. He ended up raising over 200 grand, and the lawyer involved sued to keep him from "profiting" and sending the money to charity.


Did anyone 'profit'?
 
2012-07-09 08:57:43 PM
Elegy: Apos: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Oh, and Charles Carreron filed lawsuits against the Oatmeal, the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation because threatening well-loved charities is, like the best legal stra-tee-ger-eee every.

I wonder if "Charles Carreon" is,in fact,an alias of Jonathan Lee Riches.

No, but Jonathan lee riches filed under Matt Inman's name. And as CharlEs Carreons estranged twin brother. True story:
http://adamsteinbaugh.com/2012/07/02/the-oatmeal-case-gets-even-more- b izarre-enter-gino-romano-aka-johnathan-lee-riches/


Just read up on it,but thanks anyway. :)
 
2012-07-09 09:00:30 PM
Apos: Elegy: Apos: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Oh, and Charles Carreron filed lawsuits against the Oatmeal, the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation because threatening well-loved charities is, like the best legal stra-tee-ger-eee every.

I wonder if "Charles Carreon" is,in fact,an alias of Jonathan Lee Riches.

No, but Jonathan lee riches filed under Matt Inman's name. And as CharlEs Carreons estranged twin brother. True story:
http://adamsteinbaugh.com/2012/07/02/the-oatmeal-case-gets-even-more- b izarre-enter-gino-romano-aka-johnathan-lee-riches/

Just read up on it,but thanks anyway. :)


Shiat, was your original comment sarcasm?

/serves me right for being helpful
 
2012-07-09 09:00:51 PM
isthatyoujohnwayne: NoMessiahInHere: Remind me - what charity is the money going to?

Right, wasn't it the American Cancer Society? Interesting how he's de-specified.


His June 26 blog post says:
"Is all the money going to the National Wildlife Federation and the American Cancer Society?
Yes. Previously I stated that because the amount raised was so much larger than expected I was going to divide the money into four charities instead of two, but unfortunately Carreon's lawsuit claims that I'm holding an "illicit fundraiser" and not donating money where I said I would. To avoid further litigation with him, I decided to split the money between the original two charities. If Carreon wanted a minor victory, he got one here."


He did not de-specify.
 
2012-07-09 09:01:30 PM
Tyranicle: Did anyone 'profit'?

The Cancer Society and Wildlife Federation did.

IncessantHooting: Sorry Capo. At least be comforted that Funny Junk's mom will be giving your bears sweet sweet lovin'

My head feels ungood.
 
2012-07-09 09:02:14 PM
Gleeman: Funnyjunk? The Oatmeal? They are some kind of websites, right?


/lawn
//get off it


You are the perfect person to explain this to me:

Why do people flaunt their ignorance in this way? Do you think it makes you cool to not know what's going on in pop/geek culture? That's what I've always assumed, because there is no other explanation I can think of why you would draw attention to it.

I mean, if you really cared, you'd google it, so your intention is obviously to let everyone know that you don't know something. It's odd...
 
2012-07-09 09:04:07 PM
some_beer_drinker: i dont know what that's all about but it's bold. i like money.

I like money too. We should hang out together sometime.
 
2012-07-09 09:07:05 PM
Submitted First With a Better Headline: Gleeman: Funnyjunk? The Oatmeal? They are some kind of websites, right?


/lawn
//get off it

You are the perfect person to explain this to me:

Why do people flaunt their ignorance in this way? Do you think it makes you cool to not know what's going on in pop/geek culture? That's what I've always assumed, because there is no other explanation I can think of why you would draw attention to it.

I mean, if you really cared, you'd google it, so your intention is obviously to let everyone know that you don't know something. It's odd...


You sound like an asshole.
 
2012-07-09 09:08:06 PM
I don`t read The Oatmeal, but I`ve been following this story. For those who are not familiar and are wondering, yes, this is a legitimate WIN story. Mind you, it only gets that way after you read the back story... but it is a good one.
 
2012-07-09 09:08:32 PM
Has anyone else noticed that "Charles Carreon" is an anagram of "Re: Anal Scorcher"?
 
2012-07-09 09:10:54 PM
How awesome is that?! The Oatmeal wins that internet argument, hands down.
 
2012-07-09 09:11:02 PM
Satanic_Hamster: They obviously stole that headline from reddit.

"This news is seven bloody hours old!"
www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-07-09 09:11:44 PM
The whole thing was a set up.
The two guys have been working together. It's a publicity stunt.
God you people are naive
 
2012-07-09 09:12:42 PM
Mr. Inman better hope he doesn't get pulled over the next time he transports that cash.
 
2012-07-09 09:13:46 PM
Tyranicle: BronyMedic: Tyranicle: WordyGrrl: I've been following this case for a Business Law class, and it's been as educational as it has been entertaining.

Can you explain the article, then?

The Lawyer involved in this case sent The Oatmeal a friviolous cease and decist notice after he put a post up on his blog complaining that FunnyJunk was stealing his material without his permission or credit, and included a douchetastic demand for extortion that Oatmeal's owner pay him 20 grand in legal and hush fees, or he would take him to court. He replied that, instead, he would take a picture of the 20 grand, and send it to two charities. He ended up raising over 200 grand, and the lawyer involved sued to keep him from "profiting" and sending the money to charity.

Did anyone 'profit'?


IANAL but I read most of the loooooooong linked popehat summary. At one point, the judge said, "Look, just bring me some proof that you mailed the checks to the charities and we're good, m'kay?" (In judgier judgespeak, of course)

He did, thus proving that he did not profit.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:24 PM
Love love LOVE how latecomers to the party are turning their noses up and saying how the charities are "unspecified", simply because he didn't elaborate in this particular post.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:42 PM
In this case, yeah, they do with the Internets. For the folks who missed this: have you been under a rock in the last month or so?

There are other tabs. You should go and explore them on occasion...
 
2012-07-09 09:16:52 PM
Marcus Aurelius: Has anyone else noticed that "Charles Carreon" is an anagram of "Re: Anal Scorcher"?

No, because anagrams are stupid.

Look at Harry Potter. Voldemort, the lamest dark lord in history, who despite having a spell that can kill a man instantly was only able to defeat one teenager in open combat, was an anagram.

Meanwhile, The Joker, not an anagram, killed a trained killer with nothing more than Princess No. 2 pencil.

See the difference?
 
2012-07-09 09:24:44 PM
farm8.static.flickr.com

..it's the right thing to do.
 
2012-07-09 09:25:40 PM
Ishkur: Okay, so a site I've never heard before, raised money for a charity that's not specified, withdrew it in cash and used it to spell things and take pictures to send to, and rub it in the face of, a rival? ....is that the gist?

That's all it takes to win the internet?


No. Idiot.
 
2012-07-09 09:26:12 PM
Great Janitor: Damn, I could have robbed him of that duffle bag and made it rain at few strip clubs while finding out if there really is sex in the champagne room.

Fark it, I'm starting a stripper charity fund. Send all monies to me in singles and twenties and I will personally donate it to various strippers.


I can show you how to find the sex in the Champagne Room, but you gotta buy this code book.
 
2012-07-09 09:26:16 PM
thisisyourbrainonFark: GIS for sexy oatmeal:

[files.g4tv.com image 600x320]


www.lowbird.com
 
2012-07-09 09:27:28 PM
excellent.
 
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