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(Yahoo)   Will Cano and company belt the most bombs, or will Kemp and crew crank out more at the Kauffman? It's your 2012 Home Run Derby discussion thread (8pm ET, ESPN)   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 477
    More: Cool, shoot out tournament, Kauffman Stadium, home runs, Andrew McCutchen, Mark Trumbo, Bluejays, Carlos Gonzalez, dark horse  
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W.C.fields forever
2012-07-09 08:33:09 PM
load em
 
paj
2012-07-09 08:33:28 PM
11 for Joey Bats. Crushing bombs.
 
Igor Jakovsky
2012-07-09 08:33:40 PM
bv2112: It's the HR derby. What is there to discuss other than the ever-increasing desire for Chris Berman's death?

Death may be a bit harsh but definitely retirement. Dick Vitale is another on whose schtick I'm tired of.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:33:46 PM
Oh goddammit boomer. stfu
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:34:14 PM
Better get the most of it this year, next year's Home Run Derby is gonna suuuuuck.
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:34:52 PM
At least the pitcher can feel good about finally giving up home runs. Also, scouts for the Cubs are showing interest.
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2012-07-09 08:35:26 PM
that state farm commercial was better than any super bowl commercial ever.
 
bv2112
2012-07-09 08:35:37 PM
Igor Jakovsky: Death may be a bit harsh but definitely retirement. Dick Vitale is another on whose schtick I'm tired of.

I thought about that, but he's had plenty of time to retire and he hasn't.
 
neuroflare [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:36:20 PM
Woop woop!
 
meunier
2012-07-09 08:36:58 PM
I'm hearing not "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK.." but "DIGAME DONDE ESTA NUESTRA PELOTA"
 
W.C.fields forever
2012-07-09 08:38:29 PM
tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: Bong load every 420?

ok...so are we doing it for everything over 420.....or just 420 exactly

I don't have that much weed.Every four hundred and twenty

/exactly

//seems like I coulda done that quicker
 
tweek46420
2012-07-09 08:40:13 PM
W.C.fields forever: tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: Bong load every 420?

ok...so are we doing it for everything over 420.....or just 420 exactly

I don't have that much weed.Every four hundred and twenty

/exactly

//seems like I coulda done that quicker

whew....i don't either...or nearly enough food

:p
 
4NSpy
2012-07-09 08:42:28 PM
The "lets ignore Carlos Gonzalez" segment.
 
W.C.fields forever
2012-07-09 08:43:39 PM
tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: Bong load every 420?

ok...so are we doing it for everything over 420.....or just 420 exactly

I don't have that much weed.Every four hundred and twenty

/exactly

//seems like I coulda done that quicker

whew....i don't either...or nearly enough food

:p

I got the idea from your name.When you commented aBOUT MY MOTHER!!!!!!

// I know..lots of people were saying things
 
neuroflare [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:44:21 PM
4NSpy: The "lets ignore Carlos Gonzalez" segment.

His team is a top 30 team this week according to espn
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2012-07-09 08:45:49 PM
neuroflare: 4NSpy: The "lets ignore Carlos Gonzalez" segment.

His team is a top 30 team this week according to espn

i think kruk could hit four in his suit right now.
 
Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:46:38 PM
This is not relevant to the Derby, but...

WHY THE HELL is James McDonald not an All-Star?
 
DesertDemonWY [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:47:02 PM
TheNyquilKid: DesertDemonWY: I'm planning on taking a drink every time Burman says "back back back back...gone!!" Should be pretty well hammered after the first round

That's going to be equal to chugging a beer every fly ball. But when the options are death or listening to Berman it's a wash. Godspeed.

/Prince for the win.

Looking like I might have enough beer after all...

/Cargo, I am disappoint
 
tweek46420
2012-07-09 08:47:05 PM
W.C.fields forever: tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: Bong load every 420?

ok...so are we doing it for everything over 420.....or just 420 exactly

I don't have that much weed.Every four hundred and twenty

/exactly

//seems like I coulda done that quicker

whew....i don't either...or nearly enough food

:p

I got the idea from your name.When you commented aBOUT MY MOTHER!!!!!!

// I know..lots of people were saying things

well....to be fair all I said is your mom throws like a chick....so......its really not that insulting
 
Igor Jakovsky
2012-07-09 08:48:05 PM
meunier: I'm hearing not "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK.." but "DIGAME DONDE ESTA NUESTRA PELOTA"

I am also watching the spanish feed as it is preferable to berman
 
stolibro
2012-07-09 08:48:10 PM
Someone get Trumbo a magic feather....
 
silgryphon
2012-07-09 08:50:17 PM
I think Berman is having orgasms with these homerun balls
 
Betep
2012-07-09 08:51:30 PM
5,280 feet.
one shot that would put us all sideways
Total measured in miles would be impressive.

Berman: "That's farquin' gone" would stop all Berman hate.
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:51:52 PM
Damn.
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2012-07-09 08:52:55 PM
Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs: This is not relevant to the Derby, but...

WHY THE HELL is James McDonald not an All-Star?

no clue
 
4NSpy
2012-07-09 08:53:29 PM
Wonder who's going to lay an egg this year.

Cano with 1 hr?

Kemp tears his hamstring on the first pitch?
 
TheHopeDiamond
2012-07-09 08:53:42 PM
(Cheers)
Look at this one go!


/Sorry; was brainwashed by the sign
 
W.C.fields forever
2012-07-09 08:53:58 PM
tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: tweek46420: W.C.fields forever: Bong load every 420?

ok...so are we doing it for everything over 420.....or just 420 exactly

I don't have that much weed.Every four hundred and twenty

/exactly

//seems like I coulda done that quicker

whew....i don't either...or nearly enough food

:p

I got the idea from your name.When you commented aBOUT MY MOTHER!!!!!!

// I know..lots of people were saying things

well....to be fair all I said is your mom throws like a chick....so......its really not that insulting

None taking..
True story.Mom passed away on 4/20 .. 2 years ago

/ You must feel terrible now.
 
rmcooper4
2012-07-09 08:55:29 PM
Berman impressed by Trumbo's sprays. That would explain his primal cries of orgasmic release during each home run.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:55:31 PM
Meh. I've seen the epitome of home run derby performances. Everything else is just noobs playing with their poop.

/Josh
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:55:54 PM
Betep: Berman: "That's farquin' gone" would stop all Berman hate.

Stop the hate? Eh.

It'd probably just make people say, "Okay, that was good. Now retire. You're not topping that."
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:56:48 PM
Peaceboy: At least the pitcher can feel good about finally giving up home runs. Also, scouts for the Cubs are showing interest.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:57:46 PM
www.mcgwire.com

Dingers! Dingers! Dingers!
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2012-07-09 08:58:23 PM
THIS BUD'S FOR YOU JOSH HAMIL.... opps
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:59:32 PM
Cutch,

Hit a few, but not enough, and don't hurt yourself.

--Signed
Pirates fans everywhere.
 
Sandor at the Zoo
2012-07-09 09:04:47 PM
Who was the last Pirate in the Derby? Aramis Ramirez? Brian Giles? Jason Bay? Hell, did Bonds ever participate in the Derby?
 
thecpt
2012-07-09 09:06:49 PM
Finally able to fark. GO JOEY BATS!

1. every back
/amendment to drinking game rules

2. every time the kid drops it
3. every homerun they dont show
4. every time the hitter touches themselves (come on theres people watching)
5. if you're player wins
 
DeWayne Mann
2012-07-09 09:07:24 PM
Sandor at the Zoo: Who was the last Pirate in the Derby? Aramis Ramirez? Brian Giles? Jason Bay? Hell, did Bonds ever participate in the Derby?

Bay did it in 2005, when everyone was representing a country and he was the only Canadian anyone had ever heard of.

Before that, yeah, looks like Bonds.in '92.
 
The Bestest [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 09:08:07 PM
I see a sweet go-kart track in the parking lot
 
GhettoWinter
2012-07-09 09:11:52 PM
Kemp, just don't farking hurt yourself.
 
TheHopeDiamond
2012-07-09 09:11:57 PM
Good job, Prince! Splish splash!
 
TheHopeDiamond
2012-07-09 09:13:04 PM
Splish splash! the sequel
 
Sandor at the Zoo
2012-07-09 09:14:40 PM
DeWayne Mann: Sandor at the Zoo: Who was the last Pirate in the Derby? Aramis Ramirez? Brian Giles? Jason Bay? Hell, did Bonds ever participate in the Derby?

Bay did it in 2005, when everyone was representing a country and he was the only Canadian anyone had ever heard of.

Before that, yeah, looks like Bonds.in '92.

Right on. It just occurred to me that the Pirates haven't exactly been drowning in power hitters in recent history.
 
TheHopeDiamond
2012-07-09 09:16:15 PM
Splish splash! The trilogy
 
Sandor at the Zoo
2012-07-09 09:17:42 PM
Prince's BP guy is all over the place.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 09:18:09 PM
Lay off the broccoli, Prince.
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2012-07-09 09:18:27 PM
DL stint part 2
 
Sandor at the Zoo
2012-07-09 09:19:08 PM
I really want to see one of these guys get pissed off and snap their bat, or start yelling at their pitcher.
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2012-07-09 09:19:54 PM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: DL stint part 23
 
thecpt
2012-07-09 09:20:36 PM
kemp, go back on the dl
 
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