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(Foodbeast)   Are you tired of your breakfast sandwiches NOT being made out of waffles? If so, Jack in the Box has good news for you   (foodbeast.com) divider line 80
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2012-07-09 09:00:29 PM  
Dunkin' Donuts did this a while ago. It looked...pretty much identical.

This is news?
 
2012-07-09 09:05:21 PM  
img100.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-09 09:15:20 PM  
So, who at Foodbeast is sleeping with Drew? Because, I don't think they'd have as much expendable cash as the Daily Mail.
 
2012-07-09 09:38:40 PM  
The waffle gives the best filling containment potential without wrapping.
 
2012-07-09 09:48:37 PM  
Gotta admit - I would eat this.

Then again, I suck brain juice from crawfish.
 
2012-07-09 10:16:19 PM  
I want one.
 
2012-07-09 10:16:41 PM  
Jack in the box needs to expand to the east coast. They must not like making money
 
2012-07-09 10:17:02 PM  
not too much different then McDonalds pancake sandwiches
 
2012-07-09 10:18:35 PM  
*drool*
 
2012-07-09 10:19:53 PM  
I am tired of my waffles not being breakfast sandwiches. This does not solve that problem, and I'm too lazy to do it myself.
 
2012-07-09 10:19:54 PM  
The waffle is not crispy at all. It tastes pretty good, but not worth almost 3 bucks for limp waffle.
 
2012-07-09 10:20:29 PM  
Once in a blue moon I'll get the hankering for a Bacon Double Deluxe.

Then I feel like I ate a brick of clay for a couple days and remember why it's only in a blue moon I ever go there.

Their curly fries have gone downhill too. All around, it's a restaurant chain on the decline.
 
2012-07-09 10:22:07 PM  
Meh, I'll take 2 Breakfast Jacks instead. Just as much food, just as tasty, and cheaper.
 
2012-07-09 10:22:11 PM  
And at Jack in the Box this means you can buy it 24/7.
 
2012-07-09 10:30:43 PM  
Wow, I can't wait to pack that into my colon!
 
2012-07-09 10:30:47 PM  

dletter: So, who at Foodbeast is sleeping with Drew? Because, I don't think they'd have as much expendable cash as the Daily Mail.


Yeah wtf is going on?
 
2012-07-09 10:33:15 PM  

tweek46420: not too much different then McDonalds pancake sandwiches


Yup, it tastes just like the McGriddle which looks like what they were going for.
 
2012-07-09 10:33:42 PM  
Oh. So it's a McGriddle with a waffle instead of a pancake. Meh.

/those pancakes were CRACK
 
2012-07-09 10:33:44 PM  
Now put some fried chicken in between those waffles and you'll really have something.
 
2012-07-09 10:34:42 PM  
I want a Filet o Fish double down, with a cheese-covered sausage patty between two maple-flavored fried fish patties instead of buns. Plenty of mayo in the tartar sauce.
 
2012-07-09 10:37:04 PM  
I live in a college town. There is a shop, catty corner from the football field, that sells waffle sandwiches. At any time of day there is a line at least 5 people deep. At peak times, it wraps around the building. The cheapest sandwich, a god damn slice of frozen turkey with a slice of greasy cheese between two farking waffles, without a side or a drink, is about 10 bucks. As high as it has become, college tuition is still too cheap.

(I'm old so I say shiat like "catty corner")
 
2012-07-09 10:38:21 PM  
My favorite thing to make myself for breakfast is Eggo Blueberry Waffle sammiches. On each waffle is some Kerrigold Irish butter and my favorite brand of apple butter from the farmer's market. And then there's bacon with an egg that was fried in bacon fat. I don't want to know how many calories this is. And DAMMIT I'm going to the grocery tomorrow to buy all those ingredients cuz I haven't made one in years and it sounds soooo good.

/why yes I eat like a stoner perfectly sober
//this is a well-known fact among my friends and family
///in my high school European History class "waffles" was our safe term for discussing sexual relations among historical persons
////is bathing in waffle slashies!
 
2012-07-09 10:40:47 PM  

DeltaPunch: [img100.imageshack.us image 600x448]


+1 i got a good laugh out of that
 
2012-07-09 10:42:09 PM  
Ms.6 makes me a breakfast sandwich every day before work. Well, M - F... weekends are my deal.
Anyway, she alternates the interior (bacon, sausage, ham w/egg and cheddar) as well as the outside (english muffin, biscuit, waffle). Yes, she's pretty awesome.
The waffle is a nice change once in awhile, especially the way she dribbles just a little syrup in there. But I ritually prefer the English muffin overall - slightly burnt on the outer edges and with butter.

I also suspect she's taken out a policy on me.
 
2012-07-09 10:43:38 PM  
"totally", not "ritually"
Stupid swype
 
2012-07-09 10:44:07 PM  
We just got Jack in the Box in my town.

It sucks.
 
2012-07-09 10:44:10 PM  
Maple syrup... and egg... and meat?

You Americans and your disgusting habits... You could not pay me to eat that, and you'd be amazed at some of the shiat I happily shove in my face. (Chicken's foot salad, anybody?)
 
2012-07-09 10:45:18 PM  

JRoo: Wow, I can't wait to pack that into my colon!


TMI dude.
 
2012-07-09 10:46:04 PM  

mephisto6: Ms.6 makes me a breakfast sandwich every day before work. Well, M - F... weekends are my deal.
Anyway, she alternates the interior (bacon, sausage, ham w/egg and cheddar) as well as the outside (english muffin, biscuit, waffle). Yes, she's pretty awesome.
The waffle is a nice change once in awhile, especially the way she dribbles just a little syrup in there. But I ritually prefer the English muffin overall - slightly burnt on the outer edges and with butter.

I also suspect she's taken out a policy on me.


I've had experiences with Ms.6 as well. However, there wasn't much sandwich going on. The only point at which your story and mine cross is, "she dribbles just a little syrup in there". She's super fat and as ugly as a bed soar but damn, can that pig gobble a crank.
 
2012-07-09 10:46:11 PM  

PurpleAlienGiraffe: My favorite thing to make myself for breakfast is Eggo Blueberry Waffle sammiches. On each waffle is some Kerrigold Irish butter and my favorite brand of apple butter from the farmer's market. And then there's bacon with an egg that was fried in bacon fat. I don't want to know how many calories this is. And DAMMIT I'm going to the grocery tomorrow to buy all those ingredients cuz I haven't made one in years and it sounds soooo good.

/why yes I eat like a stoner perfectly sober
//this is a well-known fact among my friends and family
///in my high school European History class "waffles" was our safe term for discussing sexual relations among historical persons
////is bathing in waffle slashies!


Hot damn that sounds spectacular.

There are those, believe it or not, who don't know the sheer perfection or spectacularness of properly cooked Irish or Scottish sausage.

A Great Irish / Scottish / British breakfast is a thing of sheer awesome. Just don't eat it every day.
 
2012-07-09 10:47:01 PM  
I guess someone from Jack in the Box went to Bruxie.

Rapmaster2000: Now put some fried chicken in between those waffles and you'll really have something.


Bruxie's menu (PDF) has such a thing. It's delicious.
 
2012-07-09 10:47:20 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh. So it's a McGriddle with a waffle instead of a pancake. Meh.

/those pancakes were CRACK


not quite. Its more like a buttery waffle with a hint of syrup, where the mcgriddle is like a poptart infused pancake
 
2012-07-09 10:47:41 PM  
Once a week or better a gross advertisement makes it through to the mainpage. Nice.
 
2012-07-09 10:47:47 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Once in a blue moon I'll get the hankering for a Bacon Double Deluxe.

Then I feel like I ate a brick of clay for a couple days and remember why it's only in a blue moon I ever go there.

Their curly fries have gone downhill too. All around, it's a restaurant chain on the decline.


Someone should alert them that they're on the decline because you don't go there a lot.
 
2012-07-09 10:49:46 PM  
Rub some Baconnaise on that mother and baby, you got a stew goin'!
 
2012-07-09 10:50:35 PM  
Is it the return of the Ciabatta sandwich? I loved that thing!


Looks.....

Drat.

I miss the Ciabatta burger and breakfast sandwich. Yummers.
On a related Jack In The Box topic, is there anything out there as bad but oh so good as their tacos? You don't want to know what's in them, but they are damn good.
 
2012-07-09 10:50:49 PM  

Ayn Rand's Cervix: Jack in the box needs to expand to the east coast. They must not like making money


Keep the clown.

Send us In-n-Out!
 
2012-07-09 10:51:00 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: mephisto6: Ms.6 makes me a breakfast sandwich every day before work. Well, M - F... weekends are my deal.
Anyway, she alternates the interior (bacon, sausage, ham w/egg and cheddar) as well as the outside (english muffin, biscuit, waffle). Yes, she's pretty awesome.
The waffle is a nice change once in awhile, especially the way she dribbles just a little syrup in there. But I ritually prefer the English muffin overall - slightly burnt on the outer edges and with butter.

I also suspect she's taken out a policy on me.

I've had experiences with Ms.6 as well. However, there wasn't much sandwich going on. The only point at which your story and mine cross is, "she dribbles just a little syrup in there". She's super fat and as ugly as a bed soar but damn, can that pig gobble a crank.


She's 5'1 and an even 100, so you must have been pretty lit.
Also, you didn't get a breakfast sandwich? What is wrong with you, man?
 
2012-07-09 10:52:55 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: Is it the return of the Ciabatta sandwich? I loved that thing!


Looks.....

Drat.

I miss the Ciabatta burger and breakfast sandwich. Yummers.
On a related Jack In The Box topic, is there anything out there as bad but oh so good as their tacos? You don't want to know what's in them, but they are damn good.


they got nothing....NOTHING on taco cabana....man i miss that place
 
2012-07-09 10:53:00 PM  
img7.imageshack.us

/misses Jack in the Box
 
2012-07-09 10:54:23 PM  
Back in high school, we called this Jack in the Crack.
 
2012-07-09 10:57:45 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: Is it the return of the Ciabatta sandwich? I loved that thing!


Looks.....

Drat.

I miss the Ciabatta burger and breakfast sandwich. Yummers.
On a related Jack In The Box topic, is there anything out there as bad but oh so good as their tacos? You don't want to know what's in them, but they are damn good.


The mystery meat tacos are freaking awesome!
You're right, though... do not look at the brown pate' or whatever that stuff is
 
2012-07-09 10:59:45 PM  
images.wikia.com

Did someone say breakfast?
 
2012-07-09 10:59:48 PM  

gweilo8888: Maple syrup... and egg... and meat?

You Americans and your disgusting habits... You could not pay me to eat that, and you'd be amazed at some of the shiat I happily shove in my face. (Chicken's foot salad, anybody?)


I am totally not down with eggs or meat covered with maple syrup. However, chicken feet are probably one of the last things I would ever eat. I will devour a chicken foot salad if the feet are substituted with wing tips. The wings have to be cooked until the ends are crispy, though.

BTW, "You Americans"... Classy move in a thread about food. It's awesome to lump multiple continents into one stereotype, isn't it?

2/10... just because you were the first to throw a troll out there.
 
2012-07-09 11:04:39 PM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 11:05:19 PM  
Here is what you do if you have a Waffle Maker.

1) Make up a batch of Chocolate Cake Batter.
2) Make a Waffle with it.
3) Spread Frosting on one half of the Waffle.
4) Fold over and make it a Sandwich.

Great for the kids!
 
2012-07-09 11:07:44 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: AverageAmericanGuy: Once in a blue moon I'll get the hankering for a Bacon Double Deluxe.

Then I feel like I ate a brick of clay for a couple days and remember why it's only in a blue moon I ever go there.

Their curly fries have gone downhill too. All around, it's a restaurant chain on the decline.

Someone should alert them that they're on the decline because you don't go there a lot.


Not because I don't go there a lot, but because the quality decline is noticeable over the course of years based on random samples.
 
2012-07-09 11:13:06 PM  
Even with the airbrushed, food-styled photo, that thing looks like it tastes like ass. In fact isn't that a grey patty of ground ass in the middle?
 
2012-07-09 11:13:20 PM  

gingerer: The waffle is not crispy at all. It tastes pretty good, but not worth almost 3 bucks for limp waffle.


But i'd pay a Three Dollar Bill, Yall$ for a Limp Biscuit!
 
2012-07-09 11:16:36 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: Is it the return of the Ciabatta sandwich? I loved that thing!


Looks.....

Drat.

I miss the Ciabatta burger and breakfast sandwich. Yummers.
On a related Jack In The Box topic, is there anything out there as bad but oh so good as their tacos? You don't want to know what's in them, but they are damn good.


In my heart (probably requiring a bypass to remove), nothing out there is as bad but oh so good as White Castle.
 
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