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(CBS News)   Hitler is probably outraged that some guy from New Jersey bought his Mercedes without knowing it belonged to him   (cbsnews.com ) divider line
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8889 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jul 2012 at 11:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-09 09:52:46 PM  
18 votes:
If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.
2012-07-09 11:28:02 PM  
6 votes:
Ed Finnerty: If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.

That's horrendous. Holocaust jokes are never funny. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them.
2012-07-09 11:31:38 PM  
3 votes:

BronyMedic: Ed Finnerty: If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.

That's horrendous. Holocaust jokes are never funny. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them.


Dude , isn't it bad enough the girl was born blind and deaf? Stop making fun of her!
2012-07-09 11:59:20 PM  
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: AR 15-6: HITLER THREAD!!!!

Where else is he gonna strum?


Und drang?
2012-07-09 11:31:45 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.


Check the ashtray.
2012-07-09 09:46:30 PM  
2 votes:

BronyMedic: Holy crap? The Hitlermobile?

I SO WANT THAT. It'd be awesome to paint pink, stick rainbow flags on, and cruise through White Power rallies with.


Why do Bronies have to ruin everything?
2012-07-09 09:39:58 PM  
2 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2012-07-10 10:47:26 AM  
1 vote:
Hitler is also mad for signing the diary that found the holy grail HE was looking for.
2012-07-10 08:57:36 AM  
1 vote:
Hiho friends. Ralph Spoil from Spoil Sport Motors. The world's largest new used and used new car in the city of (cough) Emphysema We get a "Hitler Car" in here every year or so. They all turn out to be phoneys, except for maybe that VW from Brazil. In fact, we came up with a sayin' to tell whether it's a Hitler car or not.

"If'n it don't shoot flames,
it doesn't get the Hitler name."

/The first part's Firesign Theater
2012-07-10 04:36:16 AM  
1 vote:
Another reason to always check the CarFax before you buy.
2012-07-10 02:06:59 AM  
1 vote:
Wonder if the guy has fapped in it yet.
2012-07-09 11:48:57 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, Hitler was fond of automobiles. He initiated a policy for car businessmen to manufacture cars for the common Germans and it was during his time that the Volkswagon (volks=peoples, wagon=car) came about. Also, as a trivia, Hitler too was the author of the sex doll; he wanted his Aryan soldiers to have some kind of sexual release in the battlefront without being infected with STDs.
2012-07-09 11:48:23 PM  
1 vote:
minor-web.com

If I had a Hitler-Mobile, it'd be this one, and I'd tour the country espousing my political beliefs at the top of my lungs as the wild eyed throngs were swept along in the wake of my mania.
2012-07-09 11:47:47 PM  
1 vote:

AR 15-6: HITLER THREAD!!!!


Where else is he gonna strum?

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2012-07-09 11:47:18 PM  
1 vote:
"I was working on Project Satan......a savage, intelligent military vehicle built from the most evil parts of the most evil cars in all the world. The steering wheel from Hitler's staff car, the left-turn signal from Charles Manson's VW, the windshield wipers from that car that played Knight Rider."

"Knight Rider wasn't evil."

"His windshield wipers were. It didn't come up much in the show though. Anyway..."
2012-07-09 09:37:14 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap? The Hitlermobile?

I SO WANT THAT. It'd be awesome to paint pink, stick rainbow flags on, and cruise through White Power rallies with.
 
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