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(CBS News)   Hitler is probably outraged that some guy from New Jersey bought his Mercedes without knowing it belonged to him   (cbsnews.com) divider line 62
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2012-07-09 05:45:22 PM  
If I had a Hitlermobile, I'd rent it out to demolition derbies. :P
 
2012-07-09 08:43:00 PM  
You know who else is from New Jersey? Link
 
2012-07-09 09:15:46 PM  
Hitler? Hell, there's a shiatload of people in Alabama, Mississippi, Montana, Idaho and dare I say central Pennsylvania that are positively pissed right now that they didn't see if first.

Come to think if it, I wouldn't mind driving around a Hitlermobile. It has a nice ring to it. Maybe get some Hugo Boss leathers and a nice pair of black boots....
 
2012-07-09 09:37:14 PM  
Holy crap? The Hitlermobile?

I SO WANT THAT. It'd be awesome to paint pink, stick rainbow flags on, and cruise through White Power rallies with.
 
2012-07-09 09:39:58 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-09 09:46:30 PM  

BronyMedic: Holy crap? The Hitlermobile?

I SO WANT THAT. It'd be awesome to paint pink, stick rainbow flags on, and cruise through White Power rallies with.


Why do Bronies have to ruin everything?
 
2012-07-09 09:51:05 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: BronyMedic: Holy crap? The Hitlermobile?

I SO WANT THAT. It'd be awesome to paint pink, stick rainbow flags on, and cruise through White Power rallies with.

Why do Bronies have to ruintroll everything?


I view trolling Racial Supremicists as a passionate mission in life.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:46 PM  
If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.
 
2012-07-09 09:54:54 PM  

BronyMedic: Marcus Aurelius: BronyMedic: Holy crap? The Hitlermobile?

I SO WANT THAT. It'd be awesome to paint pink, stick rainbow flags on, and cruise through White Power rallies with.

Why do Bronies have to ruintroll everything?

I view trolling Racial Supremicists as a passionate mission in life.


I can picture you running down Illinois Nazis in your pink Hitlermobile.
 
2012-07-09 09:59:43 PM  
Hugo Boss designed this during the height of the art deco era. This has to be the snazziest uniform that's ever been machine gunned into the mud. It just goes with that car.
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2012-07-09 10:02:47 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: Hugo Boss designed this during the height of the art deco era. This has to be the snazziest uniform that's ever been machine gunned into the mud. It just goes with that car.
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The German Military have always been fabulous dressers.
 
2012-07-09 10:16:21 PM  

BronyMedic: Marcus Aurelius: Hugo Boss designed this during the height of the art deco era. This has to be the snazziest uniform that's ever been machine gunned into the mud. It just goes with that car.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 290x347]

The German Military have always been fabulous dressers.


I think it's the weather. 1/3 bright and sunny, 1/3 brisk and cloudy, and 1/3 sleeting and utterly miserable.
 
2012-07-09 11:04:46 PM  
Came for the Downfall parody....
 
2012-07-09 11:07:14 PM  
I'm pretty sure Hitler is still dead and as such incapable of being outraged.
 
2012-07-09 11:22:52 PM  
Ambivalence: I'm pretty sure Hitler is still dead and as such incapable of being outraged.

Well, some of us know the TRUTH. And we're prepared when he comes back from the dark side of the moon later this year.
 
2012-07-09 11:22:57 PM  

Ed Finnerty: If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.


You win, thread closed.
 
2012-07-09 11:25:52 PM  

FreakinB: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]


Came to post this, leaving without a squirrel.
 
2012-07-09 11:26:54 PM  

FreakinB:


Exactly this...
 
2012-07-09 11:28:02 PM  
Ed Finnerty: If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.

That's horrendous. Holocaust jokes are never funny. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them.
 
2012-07-09 11:29:06 PM  
He might have gotten a tip when the car came with a 1,000 year service contract.
 
2012-07-09 11:29:26 PM  
blog.martinburch.com

Hitler's chewed pencil was in the glovebox.
 
2012-07-09 11:31:15 PM  
Uh, the little swastica isn't next to the serial number as required. It's next to the dead weight.

fark, it's like news outlets can't find google translate.

/not a real hitlermobile
//COA or you get shiat assholeseller
 
2012-07-09 11:31:38 PM  

BronyMedic: Ed Finnerty: If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.

That's horrendous. Holocaust jokes are never funny. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them.


Dude , isn't it bad enough the girl was born blind and deaf? Stop making fun of her!
 
2012-07-09 11:31:45 PM  

Ed Finnerty: If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.


Check the ashtray.
 
2012-07-09 11:36:10 PM  

BronyMedic: Ambivalence: I'm pretty sure Hitler is still dead and as such incapable of being outraged.

Well, some of us know the TRUTH. And we're prepared when he comes back from playing electric bass with Glenn Miller in Argentina.


ftfy
 
2012-07-09 11:39:05 PM  
i upped my meds-up yours: ftfy

Clearly, you haven't heard of the coming of the Iron Sky.

http://www.ironsky.net/site/
 
2012-07-09 11:42:55 PM  
HITLER THREAD!!!!
 
2012-07-09 11:47:18 PM  
"I was working on Project Satan......a savage, intelligent military vehicle built from the most evil parts of the most evil cars in all the world. The steering wheel from Hitler's staff car, the left-turn signal from Charles Manson's VW, the windshield wipers from that car that played Knight Rider."

"Knight Rider wasn't evil."

"His windshield wipers were. It didn't come up much in the show though. Anyway..."
 
2012-07-09 11:47:47 PM  

AR 15-6: HITLER THREAD!!!!


Where else is he gonna strum?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 11:47:55 PM  
A Mercedes 320 Cabriolet D convertible is a mid-grade sedan.

Manufactured for and purchased by the German military. Yeah.
Car for Hitler. I think not.

The 320 is something that would commonly be used to drive around a mid-grade military officer like a major or colonel.

The cars the German government purchased for Hitler were 770-K Mercedes-Benz cars equipped with over 2,000 lbs. of armor plating and bullet-proof glass.

Car manufacturers (Volkswagen, etc.) in Germany presented Hitler with many cars during his rule that he is seen in pictures with at ceremonies when the presentations occured. However he never drove or saw these gift cars again usually.
 
2012-07-09 11:48:23 PM  
minor-web.com

If I had a Hitler-Mobile, it'd be this one, and I'd tour the country espousing my political beliefs at the top of my lungs as the wild eyed throngs were swept along in the wake of my mania.
 
2012-07-09 11:48:57 PM  
Yes, Hitler was fond of automobiles. He initiated a policy for car businessmen to manufacture cars for the common Germans and it was during his time that the Volkswagon (volks=peoples, wagon=car) came about. Also, as a trivia, Hitler too was the author of the sex doll; he wanted his Aryan soldiers to have some kind of sexual release in the battlefront without being infected with STDs.
 
2012-07-09 11:55:25 PM  
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Was it this guy from New Jersey?
 
2012-07-09 11:56:51 PM  

fusillade762: "I was working on Project Satan......a savage, intelligent military vehicle built from the most evil parts of the most evil cars in all the world. The steering wheel from Hitler's staff car, the left-turn signal from Charles Manson's VW, the windshield wipers from that car that played Knight Rider."

"Knight Rider wasn't evil."

"His windshield wipers were. It didn't come up much in the show though. Anyway..."


There we go.

/yeah, yeah, cursed, got it
 
2012-07-09 11:59:20 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: AR 15-6: HITLER THREAD!!!!

Where else is he gonna strum?


Und drang?
 
2012-07-10 12:41:30 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Hitler? Hell, there's a shiatload of people in Alabama, Mississippi, Montana, Idaho and dare I say central Pennsylvania that are positively pissed right now that they didn't see if first.

Come to think if it, I wouldn't mind driving around a Hitlermobile. It has a nice ring to it. Maybe get some Hugo Boss leathers and a nice pair of black boots....


I live in Central PA and the only reason I'd get the Hitlermobile is for unintentional comedy once the kids started digging around, lipstick got smeared on the steering wheel, and a biker gang of lesbians started attacking, and I ran off the road, had a car lighter fly into my mouth and bumped my lip upon the steering wheel in front of a gathering of WWII vets, and tried to explain what happened.
 
2012-07-10 01:00:54 AM  
No one hates the jews in Wisconsin, but they seem to do so NJ.
 
2012-07-10 01:22:28 AM  
Hitler built my hotrod.
 
2012-07-10 01:30:51 AM  
No simpsons ref yet?
 
2012-07-10 01:34:38 AM  
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2012-07-10 01:34:53 AM  

Ed Finnerty: If I had a Hitlermobile, I would park in an intersection and walk around it holding jumper cables and screaming at passing motorists that I ran out of Jews.


I almost swallowed my cigarette. Warn me when you're gonna be that funny. :D
 
2012-07-10 01:57:05 AM  
It's the canoe that really would have bothered him.
 
2012-07-10 01:57:41 AM  
Came here for the Rat Race screen shot of the hitlermobile.


/Leaving Satisfied.

P.S. - I like your dyke
 
2012-07-10 01:57:45 AM  

LewDux: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x333]


That's one cute Hitler. Was going to say I'd occupy her coontry, or some such vulgar thing, but I am above that...
 
2012-07-10 02:06:59 AM  
Wonder if the guy has fapped in it yet.
 
2012-07-10 02:12:25 AM  
Came for Rat Race, yadda yadda

/I WANNA GO TO THE BARBIE MUSEUM
 
2012-07-10 02:27:58 AM  

Captain Steroid: If I had a Hitlermobile, I'd rent it out to demolition derbies. :P


Because the car killed millions?

Oh wait, it is because Hitler's butt might have touched the back seat of it once? Yes, perfectly valid reason to ruin a perfectly good piece of machinery.

Frankly, I'd love to own Hitler's car. You know why? Because it belongs to the USA, now. We took it from him after he died like a coward in a gutter. It would be like a pirate ship captain using the flag of Royal Navy warship for a blanket. Trophies made from the remains of those whom you've vanquished are the best kind.
 
2012-07-10 02:50:11 AM  
I'd take it on a drive around the world, solo..
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2012-07-10 02:56:45 AM  
Came in expecting Simpsons reference to the Hitlermobile.

Leaving unsatisfied.
 
2012-07-10 04:36:16 AM  
Another reason to always check the CarFax before you buy.
 
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