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2012-07-09 05:49:34 PM  
This one? It's better than the other non-redlit one, anyway.
 
2012-07-09 06:11:46 PM  
Yessssssssssssss
 
2012-07-09 06:18:18 PM  
Well now, what to do with this new found apparent power?
 
2012-07-09 06:22:22 PM  
Finally. :)
 
2012-07-09 06:32:40 PM  
Styckx has entered the Impact Zone!!!!

Oh.. It's only Monday... Brb...

....
.......

.....

Syckx has entered the Brush Up Against Lightly Zone!
 
2012-07-09 07:06:53 PM  
Why this one? Because Fark you that's why
 
2012-07-09 07:20:40 PM  
I wanna see Heath Slater the Legend Killee get squashed by Men on a Mission tonight. More realistically I would guess Rikishi shows up
 
2012-07-09 07:29:54 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanna see Heath Slater the Legend Killee get squashed by Men on a Mission tonight. More realistically I would guess Rikishi shows up


It's Bob Backlund.
 
2012-07-09 07:31:47 PM  
ALRIGHT! A GREAT PPV LAST NIGHT LEADING INTO A GREAT RAW!

(wife whispers in his ear)

Wait, what?

(whisper)

Well shiat...

(walks out)
 
2012-07-09 07:34:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanna see Heath Slater the Legend Killee get squashed by Men on a Mission tonight. More realistically I would guess Rikishi shows up

It's Bob Backlund.


Really? Yawn.

/But if they get Lou Gianfriddo to show up and get his revenge on Mr. Backlund it would be nice continuity
 
2012-07-09 07:36:15 PM  
so basically we're still caught in the Hogan comes back at Wrestlemania IX and wins the title for no reason after the Main Event moment of WWE history thanks to Cena and HHH
 
2012-07-09 07:39:38 PM  
Oh this is still a thing?
 
2012-07-09 07:43:19 PM  
Still can't believe how great Destination X was. It wasn't just a great TNA PPV, it was a great wrestling PPV.

TNA's product has far surpassed anything WWE could do anymore.
 
2012-07-09 07:43:27 PM  
In the best news I've heard all week, WWE has reportedly signed Sara del Rey

Link
 
2012-07-09 07:43:34 PM  
If anyones interested we're trying to get #ShutUpCole to trend on twitter
 
2012-07-09 07:45:25 PM  
 
2012-07-09 07:45:58 PM  

tbaughm: In the best news I've heard all week, WWE has reportedly signed Sara del Rey

Link


10 bucks says they won't know how to use her only to put her in between Limes and Cena.
 
2012-07-09 07:47:42 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net

Still the match of the year. Slow y'alls rolls.
 
2012-07-09 07:50:16 PM  
May I have your attention please. The anonymous Raw general manager is apparently making a one time reappearance tonight.
 
2012-07-09 07:51:45 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: May I have your attention please. The anonymous Raw general manager is apparently making a one time reappearance tonight.


O.o Yes please
 
2012-07-09 07:52:15 PM  

robsul82: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x233]

Still the match of the year. Slow y'alls rolls.


Hey Robsul, you on the Twitters?
 
2012-07-09 07:53:53 PM  

Dougie AXP: robsul82: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x233]

Still the match of the year. Slow y'alls rolls.

Hey Robsul, you on the Twitters?


wrestling.insidepulse.com

Although even he sold out, I have not.

DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOT MYSPACE DOT COM...BACKSLASH!

/"keep it old school!"
 
2012-07-09 07:54:18 PM  
watching NXT stream...holy crap....did JR just refer to Curt Henning's son as Curt Henning's son?
 
2012-07-09 07:55:42 PM  
fWc taking over the Twitters!

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 07:58:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanna see Heath Slater the Legend Killee get squashed by Men on a Mission tonight. More realistically I would guess Rikishi shows up

It's Bob Backlund.


That's MR. Backlund, young man!
 
2012-07-09 08:03:09 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanna see Heath Slater the Legend Killee get squashed by Men on a Mission tonight. More realistically I would guess Rikishi shows up


www.ring-rap.com
You know, I come out here week after week gettin' booed by you idiots and I'm sick of it! Who the hell are you? You don't have a leg to stand on!

"Who is that? Could it be? Buh Gawd it is!!!!"


www.hobotrashcan.com
 
2012-07-09 08:04:53 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: May I have your attention please. The anonymous Raw general manager is apparently making a one time reappearance tonight.


haha, that's great.
 
2012-07-09 08:05:57 PM  

tbaughm: In the best news I've heard all week, WWE has reportedly signed Sara del Rey

Link


"So... She's retiring from wrestling, Monsoon?"

"it would appear so, Brain."

(out of character, just a hit and run, catch you all later.)
 
2012-07-09 08:07:02 PM  

MagSeven: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanna see Heath Slater the Legend Killee get squashed by Men on a Mission tonight. More realistically I would guess Rikishi shows up

[www.ring-rap.com image 384x389]
You know, I come out here week after week gettin' booed by you idiots and I'm sick of it! Who the hell are you? You don't have a leg to stand on!

"Who is that? Could it be? Buh Gawd it is!!!!"


[www.hobotrashcan.com image 295x400]


Unfortunately for him, Kimala's leg situation is a bit worse than Kerry VonErich's.
 
2012-07-09 08:11:02 PM  
Sup peeps
 
2012-07-09 08:14:05 PM  
"WWE is in the process of signing former Northeast Wrestling Champion Matt Taven to a contract. Taven also had a recent appearance for Ring of Honor. He worked a dark match at the most recent Florida Championship Wrestling television taping. Taven was trained by Spike Dudley and ROH's "Brutal" Bob Evans."

Bob Evans is also the trainer for Taeler Hendrix, who recently signed with TNA.
 
2012-07-09 08:16:43 PM  
I'm kinda glad my Impact name is better than my normal one, because Impact shiats all over Raw right now
 
2012-07-09 08:24:55 PM  
For you Android nerds. (like me) Android 4.1 AOSP is being pushed as we speak.. Should be finished around 6PM Pacific time.

Link
 
2012-07-09 08:26:00 PM  

MagSeven: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanna see Heath Slater the Legend Killee get squashed by Men on a Mission tonight. More realistically I would guess Rikishi shows up

[www.ring-rap.com image 384x389]
You know, I come out here week after week gettin' booed by you idiots and I'm sick of it! Who the hell are you? You don't have a leg to stand on!

"Who is that? Could it be? Buh Gawd it is!!!!"


[www.hobotrashcan.com image 295x400]


snert
 
2012-07-09 08:26:04 PM  

tbaughm: In the best news I've heard all week, WWE has reportedly signed Sara del Rey

Link


According to the stripper name generator, WWE will be renaming Sara Del Rey "Sugar Dazzle".
 
2012-07-09 08:29:23 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: MagSeven: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanna see Heath Slater the Legend Killee get squashed by Men on a Mission tonight. More realistically I would guess Rikishi shows up

[www.ring-rap.com image 384x389]
You know, I come out here week after week gettin' booed by you idiots and I'm sick of it! Who the hell are you? You don't have a leg to stand on!

"Who is that? Could it be? Buh Gawd it is!!!!"


[www.hobotrashcan.com image 295x400]

snert


that would have to be the only way to have it work...is Heath Slater kick around leg jokes.

/kick around...get it?
 
2012-07-09 08:29:44 PM  
Do we make it to Gredunza tonight?

i214.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 08:36:45 PM  
Apparently, the clowns have signed Ric Flair for The Gathering. Time will tell if he gets the Asian dwarf-slut reception.
 
2012-07-09 08:38:42 PM  
Anyone else ready from recaps and promos?
 
2012-07-09 08:40:00 PM  

Ed Becker: Apparently, the clowns have signed Ric Flair for The Gathering. Time will tell if he gets the Asian dwarf-slut reception.


i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 08:40:10 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Still can't believe how great Destination X was. It wasn't just a great TNA PPV, it was a great wrestling PPV.

TNA's product has far surpassed anything WWE could do anymore.


Watching paint dry has far surpassed anything WWE can do nowadays.

Get rid of the divas (no one gives two craps about them) and get rid of the pg crap.
 
2012-07-09 08:40:49 PM  

machoprogrammer: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Still can't believe how great Destination X was. It wasn't just a great TNA PPV, it was a great wrestling PPV.

TNA's product has far surpassed anything WWE could do anymore.

Watching paint dry has far surpassed anything WWE can do nowadays.

Get rid of the divas (no one gives two craps about them) and get rid of the pg crap.


They can't because of Linda. As stupid as that is
 
2012-07-09 08:41:56 PM  

silgryphon: They can't because of Linda. As stupid as that is


I believe it.

Oh, and make King a heel commentator and Cole the face commentator. King as a face is just pathetic, as is Cole as a heel. They just cannot pull it off.
 
2012-07-09 08:42:03 PM  

machoprogrammer: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Still can't believe how great Destination X was. It wasn't just a great TNA PPV, it was a great wrestling PPV.

TNA's product has far surpassed anything WWE could do anymore.

Watching paint dry has far surpassed anything WWE can do nowadays.

Get rid of the divas (no one gives two craps about them) and get rid of the pg crap.


TNA has shown us that women wrestlers can be both good and exciting. It's the WWE Style and Senile Vince that prevents that.
 
2012-07-09 08:42:06 PM  
Should be with you for whole show. Putting kid to bed now
 
2012-07-09 08:44:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TNA has shown us that women wrestlers can be both good and exciting. It's the WWE Style and Senile Vince that prevents that.


Yeah, I think using them as purely sex symbols and eye candy (and trophies for the male wrestlers on screen) is just stupid and is really misusing it. No one watches wrestling for the divas. If one wants to see that crap, they have the internet.
 
2012-07-09 08:44:39 PM  

eagles95: Should be with you for whole show. Putting kid to bed now


Every time you say something like that, I immediately think of pillows, which leads to "They were supposed to tap out".
 
2012-07-09 08:46:35 PM  
While working in construction in 1956, Sammartino wrestled an orangutan at a carnival. After taking much punishment, Sammartino punched the orangutan in the stomach and was disqualified by the animal's owner. Sammartino left the cage with swollen eyes and shredded clothes. Because of the disqualification, the owner refused to pay Sammartino the $50 he was promised for the match
 
2012-07-09 08:47:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: Apparently, the clowns have signed Ric Flair for The Gathering. Time will tell if he gets the Asian dwarf-slut reception.

[i1151.photobucket.com image 547x768]


I wonder what kind of payday he's getting. Some of the indy workers I knew worked for JCW and loved it because the clowns paid well. That being said, it's kinda sad that a guy who was on top of the business for so many years working an indy show in the middle of a field, regardless of what a massive train wreck his personal life is.
 
2012-07-09 08:48:49 PM  

machoprogrammer: FirstNationalBastard: TNA has shown us that women wrestlers can be both good and exciting. It's the WWE Style and Senile Vince that prevents that.

Yeah, I think using them as purely sex symbols and eye candy (and trophies for the male wrestlers on screen) is just stupid and is really misusing it. No one watches wrestling for the divas. If one wants to see that crap, they have the internet.


That's why Maryse left...and why KK is out the door. They don't want to be highly paid ring girls...they want to sell their image with integrity...now show MORE BUTTCHEEK!
 
2012-07-09 08:49:03 PM  

machoprogrammer: Oh, and make KingRegal a heel commentator and ColeJR the face commentator

 
2012-07-09 08:49:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: machoprogrammer: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Still can't believe how great Destination X was. It wasn't just a great TNA PPV, it was a great wrestling PPV.

TNA's product has far surpassed anything WWE could do anymore.

Watching paint dry has far surpassed anything WWE can do nowadays.

Get rid of the divas (no one gives two craps about them) and get rid of the pg crap.

TNA has shown us that women wrestlers can be both good and exciting. It's the WWE Style and Senile Vince that prevents that.


Hell, TNA gave us one interview and one match with a female wrestler, and immediately had us caring about her and genuinely hoping she got her job. Seriously, less than 15 minutes of airtime and the fans were instantly on her side.

That there is good television.
 
2012-07-09 08:51:33 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Hell, TNA gave us one interview and one match with a female wrestler, and immediately had us caring about her and genuinely hoping she got her job. Seriously, less than 15 minutes of airtime and the fans were instantly on her side.


And WWE trots out their girls and we go to piss and smoke. Interesting dichotomy, eh?
 
2012-07-09 08:54:19 PM  
I'm looking forward to MITB and then I'm looking forward to MITB.
 
2012-07-09 08:54:24 PM  
Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?
 
2012-07-09 08:55:41 PM  
Evenin all
 
2012-07-09 08:55:44 PM  

Ed Becker: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Hell, TNA gave us one interview and one match with a female wrestler, and immediately had us caring about her and genuinely hoping she got her job. Seriously, less than 15 minutes of airtime and the fans were instantly on her side.

And WWE trots out their girls and we go to piss and smoke. Interesting dichotomy, eh?


I genuinely feel bad for Sara Del Rey. So many people have dreamed about getting into the WWE. Sara has achieved that dream, and it's at a time when the Divas are leaving the company in droves because they're so horribly used. Hell, the current big-time Diva feud is AJ Lee and Vickie Guerrero. That's not good.
 
2012-07-09 08:56:00 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?


A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.
 
2012-07-09 08:56:22 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?


no enthusiasm for the WWE.
 
2012-07-09 08:56:36 PM  
I'm back tonight! Not that it adds something significant besides post counts.
 
2012-07-09 08:56:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?


Remember Marvel's Civil War? It's kinda like that.
 
2012-07-09 08:57:30 PM  
Why did Fuji have a Japanese flag for Ludwig Borga, anyways?
 
2012-07-09 08:58:16 PM  
Sky sports is great with these vintage shows leading up to raw.
 
2012-07-09 08:58:33 PM  
Almost time for suckage
 
2012-07-09 08:59:13 PM  
I don't care enough to give my usual thread opener.
 
2012-07-09 09:00:13 PM  
I haven't watched for two weeks but am watching this week just because I'm in a really cynical mood and need something to laugh at.. Plus after last nights PPV RAW should be extra shiatty to watch tonight.
 
2012-07-09 09:00:16 PM  
NIIIIIICKLEBACK!
 
2012-07-09 09:00:23 PM  
ANDRE THE GIANT!!!
 
2012-07-09 09:00:27 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?


It's because the link goes to 411 and not Bleacher...

/oh it's true
/it's damn true
 
2012-07-09 09:00:44 PM  
This thread contains strobe lighting effects!
 
2012-07-09 09:00:53 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?


It's summer and most people are either away on vacation or enjoying the hot weather. Neither of these are like me.
 
2012-07-09 09:01:13 PM  
AAAAAAAAAND the predictable AJ opener to kick us off!
 
2012-07-09 09:01:20 PM  
Hey look it's a recap
 
2012-07-09 09:01:27 PM  
At least they're starting with the championship angle.
 
2012-07-09 09:01:29 PM  
So... promo or replay? Count's at 1 either way, I guess.
 
2012-07-09 09:01:45 PM  

styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.


It's not that. There's a story about why threads have slowed to nil. Shoot me an e-mail, I'll update the story.
 
2012-07-09 09:01:56 PM  
Here we....go?
 
2012-07-09 09:01:58 PM  
Holy shiat when did AJ become a main event scene hipster? She's neat eye candy but seriously? In two weeks she's the entire focus of the show?
 
2012-07-09 09:02:21 PM  
*sigh*
unless she went head first, flopping onto the table wouldn't have hurt very much. No reason for Punk and/or DBD to make such a big deal about her trying it.
 
2012-07-09 09:02:21 PM  
I've come to the conclusion there's only one way I'll like Jericho during his current run...and that's if AJ ends up being revealed as the "She" from the promos.
 
2012-07-09 09:02:24 PM  

tbaughm: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

It's summer and most people are either away on vacation or enjoying the hot weather. Neither of these are like me.


actually no, a lot of the regulars are pissed at a mod (I think his name is Tony)...and are protesting.

Coupled with the hot garbage that is Raw, and the uprising of TNA...they've taken their wrestling banter elsewhere.
 
2012-07-09 09:02:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.

It's not that. There's a story about why threads have slowed to nil. Shoot me an e-mail, I'll update the story.


user name @ Gmail
 
2012-07-09 09:02:38 PM  
Welcome... to Jurassic Park.

/whats with the music?
 
2012-07-09 09:02:42 PM  

styckx: Holy shiat when did AJ become a main event scene hipster? She's neat eye candy but seriously? In two weeks she's the entire focus of the show?


We tried to warn you about this, but no one listened, they just said MOAR PICS!
 
2012-07-09 09:02:45 PM  
My 7 year old daughter is *SHOCKED* AJ pushed those guys through a table.
 
2012-07-09 09:02:55 PM  

styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.


There is certainly something to that. FNB is always reminding us of the summer of punk just a year ago and what Vince did to him and the product in general. Yeah TNA definitely stepped their game up and right now seems to be putting on a superior show. Look what they are leading with tonoight. The Crazy AJ crazy triangle
 
2012-07-09 09:02:56 PM  

styckx: Holy shiat when did AJ become a main event scene hipster? She's neat eye candy but seriously? In two weeks she's the entire focus of the show?


yah
 
2012-07-09 09:03:03 PM  
WHORE
 
2012-07-09 09:03:05 PM  
FARK!
 
2012-07-09 09:03:12 PM  
Denver = BIG TIME CITY
 
2012-07-09 09:03:19 PM  
JR used to have a word for chicks like AJ
 
2012-07-09 09:03:20 PM  
Aj to start it off. Really?
 
2012-07-09 09:03:21 PM  

Ed Becker: FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: Apparently, the clowns have signed Ric Flair for The Gathering. Time will tell if he gets the Asian dwarf-slut reception.

[i1151.photobucket.com image 547x768]

I wonder what kind of payday he's getting. Some of the indy workers I knew worked for JCW and loved it because the clowns paid well. That being said, it's kinda sad that a guy who was on top of the business for so many years working an indy show in the middle of a field, regardless of what a massive train wreck his personal life is.


FAM-I-LY! FAM-I-LY! FAM-I-LY!
 
2012-07-09 09:03:38 PM  
Let's light it up
 
2012-07-09 09:03:56 PM  
Well, as long as this means we're starting off with the show with the WWE Champion.
 
2012-07-09 09:04:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: styckx: Holy shiat when did AJ become a main event scene hipster? She's neat eye candy but seriously? In two weeks she's the entire focus of the show?

We tried to warn you about this, but no one listened, they just said MOAR PICS!


Yes you did indeed try to warn us...

/bows head in shame
 
2012-07-09 09:04:04 PM  
Another recap. This company has just gone full retard.

/Anyone know how to install chrome on an iBook G4? It was $20 for an iBook the deal was too good to pass up.
 
2012-07-09 09:04:12 PM  
So... AJ is Harlequin...

... Punk and Bryan are pet hyenas?
 
2012-07-09 09:04:19 PM  

silgryphon: Aj to start it off. Really?


Are you really that stunned?
 
2012-07-09 09:04:20 PM  
LITE IT UP!
 
2012-07-09 09:04:23 PM  
Shut up AJ
 
2012-07-09 09:04:24 PM  
We already know you are the ref AJ
 
2012-07-09 09:05:14 PM  
Punk loves craZY Cchicks
 
2012-07-09 09:05:37 PM  
It's a hot Denver crowd actually...
 
2012-07-09 09:05:42 PM  
The WWE Champion! Before 10 o'clock!
 
2012-07-09 09:05:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?


styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.


tbaughm: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

It's summer and most people are either away on vacation or enjoying the hot weather. Neither of these are like me.


None of these are correct. Super-short version: There has been a schism, and a lot of regulars are no longer here.
 
2012-07-09 09:05:44 PM  

wippit: So... AJ is Harlequin...

... Punk and Bryan are pet hyenas?


I wouldn't mind more of her in the Harley Quinn outfit.
 
2012-07-09 09:05:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.

It's not that. There's a story about why threads have slowed to nil. Shoot me an e-mail, I'll update the story.


Something behind the scenes eh...juicy
 
2012-07-09 09:05:51 PM  
AJ recap followed by live AJ. Recursive AJ is recursive.
 
2012-07-09 09:05:54 PM  
I just had to go back and listen again.

"This is episode 999, just two more episodes to 1000."
 
2012-07-09 09:06:00 PM  
Live from the Pepsi Center....*zooms in in Punk's arm*
 
2012-07-09 09:06:03 PM  
Punk to save the opener.
 
2012-07-09 09:06:09 PM  
If AJ's so farked in the head, why doesn't the "board of directors" take her out of the match and send her to the screw factory to get re-threaded?
 
2012-07-09 09:06:19 PM  
Should I even post the best in the world?
 
2012-07-09 09:06:26 PM  

Farktologist: AJ recap followed by live AJ. Recursive AJ is recursive.


That made my brain hurt
 
2012-07-09 09:06:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

You're welcome.
 
2012-07-09 09:07:04 PM  

eddievercetti: Should I even post the best in the world?


Savage vs Benoit in a Heaven vs Hell match?
 
2012-07-09 09:07:09 PM  
Times like this I miss Stone Cold. I admit the AJ angle has been pretty cool considering creative's usual fare but Austin would have stunned her arse back to the stone age long ago and got the focus back on the belt
 
2012-07-09 09:07:10 PM  

Apollonia James: [i.imgur.com image 600x299]

You're welcome.


Winner
 
2012-07-09 09:07:12 PM  

CommiePuddin: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.

tbaughm: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

It's summer and most people are either away on vacation or enjoying the hot weather. Neither of these are like me.

None of these are correct. Super-short version: There has been a schism, and a lot of regulars are no longer here.


Could you imagine the fall out in this thread tonight with AJ opening the program?

The mods would shut the thread down. It'd be worse then any ObamaCare/Bush-Gore thread.
 
2012-07-09 09:07:22 PM  
SMACKDOWN WAS ON TUESDAY, GODDAMNIT!
 
2012-07-09 09:07:24 PM  

Apollonia James: [i.imgur.com image 600x299]

You're welcome.


www.naughtybits.us
 
2012-07-09 09:07:43 PM  

Earguy: I just had to go back and listen again.

"This is episode 999, just two more episodes to 1000."


Well, it's still way at the beginning. So, this one and the next one. Yeah. That's the ticket.
 
2012-07-09 09:07:55 PM  
Girl who says there is nothing wrong with me and acts like that is full of it
 
2012-07-09 09:07:57 PM  
AJ'S CRAZY chant.
 
2012-07-09 09:08:06 PM  

Apollonia James: [i.imgur.com image 600x299]

You're welcome.


*static*
Oh God my eeeeeyyyyyeeees...
Can't be unseen
I need some eye bleach, personally!
 
2012-07-09 09:08:10 PM  
Denver crowd seems like a good one.
 
2012-07-09 09:08:38 PM  

CommiePuddin: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.

tbaughm: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

It's summer and most people are either away on vacation or enjoying the hot weather. Neither of these are like me.

None of these are correct. Super-short version: There has been a schism, and a lot of regulars are no longer here.


Is that why the facebook thing?
 
2012-07-09 09:08:52 PM  
She wants to marry punk now
 
2012-07-09 09:09:00 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: CommiePuddin: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.

tbaughm: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

It's summer and most people are either away on vacation or enjoying the hot weather. Neither of these are like me.

None of these are correct. Super-short version: There has been a schism, and a lot of regulars are no longer here.

Is that why the facebook thing?


Yep.
 
2012-07-09 09:09:03 PM  
God is she forgetting her lines? Cause if not, this a TERRIBLE decision about how she should be talking.
 
2012-07-09 09:09:07 PM  

styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.


Bullshiat. We'be decoded not to put up with Fark.
 
2012-07-09 09:09:10 PM  

robsul82: AJ'S CRAZY chant.


I would also have accepted a "crazy chick" chant, but this works.
 
2012-07-09 09:09:17 PM  
Maybe it's just me but these threads barely seem worth it anymore. I'm ready to stop watching and I've been watching every monday for over 10 years
 
2012-07-09 09:09:23 PM  
Wow this is boring as shiat.. This is zero... Build here..
 
2012-07-09 09:09:23 PM  
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, stop drawing this out!!!!
 
2012-07-09 09:09:35 PM  
ha! the crowd is rightfully sh*tting all over this
 
2012-07-09 09:09:39 PM  

CommiePuddin: Ed Becker: FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: Apparently, the clowns have signed Ric Flair for The Gathering. Time will tell if he gets the Asian dwarf-slut reception.

[i1151.photobucket.com image 547x768]

I wonder what kind of payday he's getting. Some of the indy workers I knew worked for JCW and loved it because the clowns paid well. That being said, it's kinda sad that a guy who was on top of the business for so many years working an indy show in the middle of a field, regardless of what a massive train wreck his personal life is.

FAM-I-LY! FAM-I-LY! FAM-I-LY!


Went to the Gathering back in 04... was a blast, saw lawler, rhodes, funk, gowan, monty brown, and THE MAN.... LENNY LANE!!!!
The hardcore stuff they do is pretty sweet, my coz and I had a ladder from a match given to us, complete with barbed wire, broken glass, etc... we gave it to some kid and his brother, mostly because we had no way to get it back to louisiana without destroying my coz's car.
 
2012-07-09 09:09:41 PM  

FinFangFark: Igor Jakovsky: CommiePuddin: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

styckx: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

A lot quit watching WWE, WWE is doing a bang up job on its own of chasing away fans but add to the fact TNA has stepped up their game tremendously and it's kind of escalating the abandonment.

tbaughm: Igor Jakovsky: Only 53 comments 5 minutes before nickelback? I've noticed things have slowed. Are we missing folks? Burned out?

It's summer and most people are either away on vacation or enjoying the hot weather. Neither of these are like me.

None of these are correct. Super-short version: There has been a schism, and a lot of regulars are no longer here.

Is that why the facebook thing?

Yep.


Proboards my friend
 
2012-07-09 09:09:41 PM  
Why can't I fast forward a live show!?
 
2012-07-09 09:09:54 PM  
Punk's filled a lot of girls up, A.J., you're not too special on that account.
 
2012-07-09 09:09:56 PM  
We wan wrestling chant needs to start like nowish.

Vince can't watch this and think it is good.
 
2012-07-09 09:10:07 PM  
Wow, this is a Triple-H crowd killing segment right here...
 
2012-07-09 09:10:10 PM  
AJ wants to be Punk's Lita.
 
2012-07-09 09:10:10 PM  
Who man AJ is horny now
 
2012-07-09 09:10:17 PM  
look at the shiatter on that critter
 
2012-07-09 09:10:19 PM  
Can we bring Kane back now?
 
2012-07-09 09:10:29 PM  
"you turn me on" = NOT PG
 
2012-07-09 09:10:35 PM  
She. Takes. Really. Long. Pauses

/other than that, i like AJ
 
2012-07-09 09:10:42 PM  
Alright, I've been a fan of the whole AJ thing until this very moment. Save this for Smackdown when they can edit her annoyingly long pauses between words. It's worse then the Big Show could ever hope.
 
2012-07-09 09:10:44 PM  
This angle should have ended at the last ppv
 
2012-07-09 09:10:51 PM  
Damn I called it
 
2012-07-09 09:10:57 PM  
Fark this crap...
 
2012-07-09 09:11:03 PM  
Oh. Dear. LORD.
 
2012-07-09 09:11:04 PM  
WE TRIED TO WARN YOU! YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!
 
2012-07-09 09:11:04 PM  
yeah, I'm done...bye folks.
 
2012-07-09 09:11:05 PM  
is she going to propose, or blow him?
 
2012-07-09 09:11:05 PM  
Everyone in the crowd is not looking at the ring...it's either a jumbotron, or something more interesting is off to the side.
 
2012-07-09 09:11:12 PM  
This is farking retarded on multiple levels
 
2012-07-09 09:11:14 PM  
Implied blowjobs = NOT PG
 
2012-07-09 09:11:17 PM  

silgryphon: She wants to marry punk now


Wizard??
 
2012-07-09 09:11:32 PM  
Whip it out, Punk.
 
2012-07-09 09:11:47 PM  
Blowjob, right? RIGHT?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no.
 
2012-07-09 09:11:47 PM  
Ok, that is actually funny!
 
2012-07-09 09:11:49 PM  
I'm this close to wanting the Katie Vick storyline back!
 
2012-07-09 09:11:50 PM  
Time to start the "Together" music video!
 
2012-07-09 09:11:53 PM  
This is insane, but funny as hell
 
2012-07-09 09:11:57 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?


With any luck, YES.
 
2012-07-09 09:12:02 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?


Wizard.
 
2012-07-09 09:12:03 PM  
Dear god. They are hanging this girl out to dry. I don't believe anyone involved in this can think it is a good idea
 
2012-07-09 09:12:12 PM  
f*ck this, I'mma go play with Legos.
 
2012-07-09 09:12:16 PM  
Was their a chant for, "F that hoe"? Did I make that up in my head?
 
2012-07-09 09:12:22 PM  
"Just say no" chant would be PERFECT right now.
 
2012-07-09 09:12:25 PM  
Danielson running to the ring screaming NO = many buys
 
2012-07-09 09:12:31 PM  
well this angle is just straight tarded now
 
2012-07-09 09:12:34 PM  
DB still has feelings. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2012-07-09 09:12:38 PM  
Run-in without music?

I like that!
 
2012-07-09 09:12:47 PM  
Hey it's Raw what is going on over here?

...

Oh Lawd.
 
2012-07-09 09:13:00 PM  
"YES HE DOES" says a lone voice in the crowd, lol.
 
2012-07-09 09:13:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: eagles95: Should be with you for whole show. Putting kid to bed now

Every time you say something like that, I immediately think of pillows, which leads to "They were supposed to tap out".


i am proud that makes you think that
 
2012-07-09 09:13:06 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?


Does she LOOK like Beth Phoenix?
 
2012-07-09 09:13:27 PM  
 
2012-07-09 09:13:31 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?


BJ's before marriage. Trust me.
 
2012-07-09 09:13:44 PM  
This shiat on TV is just insulting :(

It's not enjoyable.
 
2012-07-09 09:13:45 PM  
My wife overhearing the show in the other room: "I thought you were watching wrestling, not watching Young and the Restless"
 
2012-07-09 09:13:55 PM  
The whole skipping, delusional, bipolar character is stupid.

But you know, I would like to see AJ naked.
 
2012-07-09 09:13:56 PM  
God, this angle sucks.
 
2012-07-09 09:14:17 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?

Does she LOOK like Beth Phoenix?


He's banging Lita now. Edge is with Beth.

WIFE SWAP!
 
2012-07-09 09:14:21 PM  

wippit: My wife overhearing the show in the other room: "I thought you were watching wrestling, not watching Young and the Restless"


I might have just peed a little.
 
2012-07-09 09:14:32 PM  
Admittedly they just saved this bit.
 
2012-07-09 09:14:32 PM  
I WASTED 50 BUCKS ON PPV TICKETS FOR THIS?
 
2012-07-09 09:14:44 PM  
If this was Impact the ref would be giving the bring it home signal to a **** match right now
 
2012-07-09 09:14:47 PM  
Just say NO chant, but it didn't get over. Who asked for it?
 
2012-07-09 09:14:48 PM  
Where's Bischoff dressed up as an old guy when you need him.

/did I just say 3 minutes?
 
2012-07-09 09:14:51 PM  
Did he just call he retarded
 
2012-07-09 09:14:55 PM  

ricklad1979: Run-in without music?

I like that!


That'll probably be the only thing they get right all night.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:01 PM  
Yeah, this is what this shiat has become...

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-07-09 09:15:05 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?

Does she LOOK like Beth Phoenix?


we would also accept Lita as a correct answer
 
2012-07-09 09:15:06 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com

/it's a sad day when the opening of a WWE show makes one yearn for TNA.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:12 PM  
ACTING
 
2012-07-09 09:15:13 PM  

styckx: If this was Impact the ref would be giving the bring it home signal to a **** match right now


Slow your roll.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:15 PM  

Apollonia James: Blowjob, right? RIGHT?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no.


One knee is proposal.

Two knees is blowjob.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:17 PM  

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?

Does she LOOK like Beth Phoenix?

He's banging Lita now. Edge is with Beth.

WIFE SWAP!


*scribbles out slash-fic*

*Starts a new one*
 
2012-07-09 09:15:23 PM  

Earguy: The whole skipping, delusional, bipolar character is stupid.

But you know, I would like to see AJ naked.


See, I think the character is actually pretty interesting. The problem is, she adds NOTHING to this angle
 
2012-07-09 09:15:26 PM  
OK . . . really? Are we really doing this?
 
2012-07-09 09:15:30 PM  

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?

Does she LOOK like Beth Phoenix?

He's banging Lita now. Edge is with Beth.

WIFE SWAP!


"It's the circle of clap."

"Will you stop?"
 
2012-07-09 09:15:30 PM  
This is the stupidest segment I've seen on RAW in years.

This is stupider than every single Johnny Ace segment to ever exist. Every Teddy Long "Hi My Name Is Teddy" scene backstage. Every Brodus Clay dancing bit. Every Heath Slater I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND and Michael Cole's commentary and Booker T's commentary and Big Show's push and John Cena's potty jokes.

This is really goddamn stupid and boring and lame and JUST WHY THE fark IS IT STILL GOING ON?

OH GOD NOW DANIEL BRYAN IS PROPOSING TO HER.

I'm giving this RAW one more segment after this. One. Then I shut it off.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:32 PM  

tbaughm: wippit: My wife overhearing the show in the other room: "I thought you were watching wrestling, not watching Young and the Restless"

I might have just peed a little.


Mrs Highway said the same thing.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:32 PM  
This angle got weirder
 
2012-07-09 09:15:45 PM  
Romney-approved!
 
2012-07-09 09:15:48 PM  
Now Danielson proposes.
 
2012-07-09 09:15:52 PM  
Wow this just went full on herpa derp
 
2012-07-09 09:15:59 PM  
This is farking awful.
 
2012-07-09 09:16:03 PM  
I have very low expectations for this thread tonight, so #300 gets the Frontal Occipital Protuberance belt.

/Not even watching right now. No point.
 
2012-07-09 09:16:07 PM  
This is beyond retarded.
 
2012-07-09 09:16:10 PM  
truersourcesofsound.com
 
2012-07-09 09:16:21 PM  
As I said earlier this company just went full retatd
 
2012-07-09 09:16:22 PM  
...and then they take it back off the deep end

i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 09:16:26 PM  
Sweet heavens, they have found a way to bore the bejeezus out of me already. Please send in surviving members of Demolition at once...
 
2012-07-09 09:16:28 PM  
Queue anonymous general manager sound
 
2012-07-09 09:16:30 PM  

HeartBurnKid: God, this angle sucks.


See? Now we can all agree on something.

There's no hotness debate, or 12-year-old cracks, just plain, simple "This angle sucks and WWE should feel bad."

And that can't be denied.
 
2012-07-09 09:16:34 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Not the ANON GM
 
2012-07-09 09:16:37 PM  
"Where's your ring, big money?"

"DON'T YOU TALK DOWN TO MY FUTURE FIANCEE!"

Anonymous GM tweet!
 
2012-07-09 09:16:38 PM  
WTF am I watching?
 
2012-07-09 09:16:38 PM  
I should just go in the other room and watch Eureka with the girlfriend. This is awful.
 
2012-07-09 09:16:42 PM  
GLADoS to the rescue!
 
2012-07-09 09:16:42 PM  
Hahahhahahahhahaha I love it!

Yes! Yes! Yes!
 
2012-07-09 09:16:43 PM  
YES!! anonymous laptop!!!
 
2012-07-09 09:16:46 PM  
[derpy_computer_toss.gif]
 
2012-07-09 09:16:50 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: ACTING


I lol'd.

Wait.

WHAT THE FARK WAS THAT?
 
2012-07-09 09:16:51 PM  
Anonymous Raw GM tonight!
 
2012-07-09 09:16:51 PM  
RAW GM IS BACK!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!!
 
2012-07-09 09:16:57 PM  
I never thought I'd say this, but THANK GOD for the GM...
 
2012-07-09 09:17:01 PM  
Anonymous GM is back??
 
2012-07-09 09:17:09 PM  
AND I QUOTE!!! "THIS shiat SUCKS"



/anonymous RAW GM is an improvment over the first 15 minutes
 
2012-07-09 09:17:12 PM  
Shutupcole
 
2012-07-09 09:17:13 PM  
WTF? Where did Mr Computer come from?
 
2012-07-09 09:17:13 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Queue anonymous general manager sound


GOD DAMN WIZARD.
 
2012-07-09 09:17:18 PM  
See what happens when soap opera writers book RAW?

/All my AJ's.
 
2012-07-09 09:17:18 PM  
THE LAPTOP'S BACK!\

I've never been so happy to hear the Anon Raw GM
 
2012-07-09 09:17:18 PM  
Is that a light-up sign in the background?
 
2012-07-09 09:17:23 PM  
...aaaaaaaand I'm watching something else. Anonymous Raw GM? Nope. DONE. Michael Cole is Fark TV given human form.
 
2012-07-09 09:17:23 PM  
ARGM!!!!!
 
2012-07-09 09:17:27 PM  
OH fark ME SERIOUS? THE ANONYMOUS RAW GM IS BACK?

fark THIS SHOW, fark GREDUNZAS, fark OCCIPITAL PROTUBERANCES

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2012-07-09 09:17:27 PM  

robsul82: "Where's your ring, big money?"

"DON'T YOU TALK DOWN TO MY FUTURE FIANCEE!"

Anonymous GM tweet!


That had me laughing
 
2012-07-09 09:17:33 PM  
Cole doing well with that black sheet.
 
2012-07-09 09:17:56 PM  
Punk/AJ vs. Danielson/Eve.
 
2012-07-09 09:18:03 PM  
Mixed tag match? So it's Teddy!
 
2012-07-09 09:18:23 PM  
Channel changed. Internet closed. Have a good night.
 
2012-07-09 09:18:29 PM  
Well if we finally get the AJ vs. Eve feud this gets a little closer to being worth it
 
2012-07-09 09:18:31 PM  
Danielson screaming NO NO NO at things he doesn't like while the crowd gleefully chants YES = MANY BUYS
 
2012-07-09 09:18:31 PM  
CONWAY TWITTY IS BACK!!

www.morethings.com

BOM BOM BOM!

/Oh, great, waste Punk and Bryan in a shiatty mixed tag match!

WHY DO I WISH HULK HOGAN AND ERIC BISCHOFF WERE RUNNING THIS COMPANY?!?!?!?
 
2012-07-09 09:18:39 PM  
he's not even looking at the computer screen. wtf.
 
2012-07-09 09:18:41 PM  
Ok we need edge stat
 
2012-07-09 09:19:07 PM  
the aries v punk sign was awesome
 
2012-07-09 09:19:13 PM  

irishman4: Just say NO chant, but it didn't get over. Who asked for it?


That would have been me. I'm used to not getting what I ask for.
 
2012-07-09 09:19:22 PM  
Pumpkin?!
 
2012-07-09 09:19:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: HeartBurnKid: God, this angle sucks.

See? Now we can all agree on something.

There's no hotness debate, or 12-year-old cracks, just plain, simple "This angle sucks and WWE should feel bad."

And that can't be denied.


It absolutely can not.
 
2012-07-09 09:19:40 PM  
Family Guy reruns are beating the sh*t out of what I'm reading here.
 
2012-07-09 09:19:42 PM  
Vince rehired Russo, didn't he...
 
2012-07-09 09:19:42 PM  
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2012-07-09 09:19:44 PM  
Jeez this is so weird for WWE
 
2012-07-09 09:19:49 PM  
AJ: OK, this whole thing is really confusing...

Off mike, maybe CM Punk: No shiat.
 
2012-07-09 09:19:55 PM  
Punk dropping the mic was classic!
 
2012-07-09 09:19:58 PM  
AJ swerves everyone, leaves with Eve.
 
2012-07-09 09:20:13 PM  
Never thought I'd long for Vince Russo . . .
 
2012-07-09 09:20:18 PM  
AJ was so good until she started talking...kind of like the adult version of Amanda Bynes
 
2012-07-09 09:20:21 PM  

Apollonia James: AJ swerves everyone, leaves with Eve.


It's not 1998.
 
2012-07-09 09:20:27 PM  
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-09 09:20:27 PM  

eagles95: the aries v punk sign was awesome


Aries sign at RAW? That fan will be raped and all memory of TNA wiped from his brain before nights end. NO OTHER COMPANY EXISTS!!!
 
2012-07-09 09:20:34 PM  
Soooo, Kane's a face again?
 
2012-07-09 09:20:42 PM  
Can I have that 20 minutes back?
 
2012-07-09 09:20:44 PM  
Monday night TAG
 
2012-07-09 09:20:59 PM  
The computer is preferable to that opening.
 
2012-07-09 09:21:18 PM  
I swear if AJ goes lesbo, I'll won't be turned on.
 
2012-07-09 09:21:26 PM  

Apollonia James: AJ swerves everyone, leaves with Eve.


I'd buy that PPV for a dollar
 
2012-07-09 09:21:30 PM  
So... anyone have any recipes to share, or kitten pictures to post?

The Recipe and Kitten hour surely would be better than RAW.
 
2012-07-09 09:21:33 PM  

Apollonia James: AJ swerves everyone, leaves with Eve.


stickerish.com
 
2012-07-09 09:21:35 PM  
 
2012-07-09 09:21:35 PM  
Oh, fark this shiat...
 
2012-07-09 09:21:38 PM  

Ed Becker: Can I have that 20 minutes back?


Yes, WWE will give it to you in the form of Cena hyping now..
 
2012-07-09 09:22:05 PM  
Here I thought my Stipulation of the Month idea for Punk and Danielson was pretty good.

*sniff*

There was gonna be a submission match...and a ladder match...and an Iron Man Match too!
 
2012-07-09 09:22:09 PM  

verbaltoxin: Family Guy reruns are beating the sh*t out of what I'm reading here.


i wouldnt go that far...checks episode....shiat you are right
 
2012-07-09 09:22:11 PM  

Apollonia James: Soooo, Kane's a face again?


is it a RAW episode with an even # ?
 
2012-07-09 09:22:23 PM  
And soon Sara del Rey gets to make six figures to embarrass herself with sh*t like this.
 
2012-07-09 09:22:30 PM  
Ok I am kind of marking out for the Anon GM.
 
2012-07-09 09:22:49 PM  

Apollonia James: Soooo, Kane's a face again?


No, you just have 4 people who don;t like each other to build up the match against each other.
 
2012-07-09 09:22:56 PM  

robsul82: Apollonia James: AJ swerves everyone, leaves with Eve.

It's not 1998.


It is in my fantasy world. There, Owen's still alive, Benoit's still sane, Triple H is nowhere near Steph, and I could go on...
 
2012-07-09 09:23:01 PM  
I bet they are going with the Hunter and Steph route with this angle.
 
2012-07-09 09:23:12 PM  
SOLUTION FOR THIS shiatFEST MID-SHOW:

1: Edge comes out, destroys laptop, puts Cole through a table (just because) and is named interim GM for the week.

2: Ryback mistakes AJ for one of his designated jobbers and accidentally kills the shiat out of her. Mixed tag match becomes Bryan vs. Punk vs. Ryback in a lumberjack match, which ends with Bryan and Punk fighting each other all over the arena while Ryback destroys all the lumberjobbers.

NOTE: I'm not anti-AJ, it's just the fastest way to end this crap.
 
2012-07-09 09:23:17 PM  

Ed Becker: Can I have that 20 minutes back?


...I weep for my soul. This is so bad, even the fWc can't save it.

Oh, FNB, I'd be interested to hear what's going on behind the scenes. EIP.
 
2012-07-09 09:23:25 PM  

styckx: Ed Becker: Can I have that 20 minutes back?

Yes, WWE will give it to you in the form of Cena hyping now..


Uhh... nevermind then.
 
2012-07-09 09:24:19 PM  
 
2012-07-09 09:24:23 PM  
Deez eezint Areezona, dees eez Tejas!
 
2012-07-09 09:24:25 PM  
RECAP!!! DRINK!
 
2012-07-09 09:24:26 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Apollonia James: Soooo, Kane's a face again?

is it a RAW episode with an even # ?


It certainly seems like an odd number....

Raw - The Search for AJ
 
2012-07-09 09:24:26 PM  
Shall we check our lime inventory?
 
2012-07-09 09:24:27 PM  
Papers again? IN SPANGLISH?!?
 
2012-07-09 09:24:53 PM  
Lime Status check. one too many
 
2012-07-09 09:25:01 PM  
Well the opening must have pissed off whoever was running the Sky feed. Its gone.
 
2012-07-09 09:25:02 PM  
Lime ch...I don't care anymore.
 
2012-07-09 09:25:17 PM  
frontal occipital protuberance.
 
2012-07-09 09:25:18 PM  
fark you Vince McMahon...seriously, fark you...

This is all just shiat.
 
2012-07-09 09:25:18 PM  

Apollonia James: AJ swerves everyone, leaves with Eve.


i151.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 09:25:39 PM  
Swagger got a jobber entrance
 
2012-07-09 09:25:47 PM  
Wow a match with no meaning, build or general reason for me to care about it.
 
2012-07-09 09:25:50 PM  
25 minutes of intro/promos commercials before first bell. If that was your number in the pool, claim your prize.
 
2012-07-09 09:26:23 PM  

FinFangFark: fark you Vince McMahon...seriously, fark you...

This is all just shiat.


Seconded. This is farking horrifying.
 
2012-07-09 09:26:25 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Apollonia James: Soooo, Kane's a face again?

No, you just have 4 people who don;t like each other to build up the match against each other.


I did just notice that Jeri-Show is back for the night. YES! YES! YES!
 
2012-07-09 09:26:31 PM  
Thwagger gets his head kicked off and that is that.
 
2012-07-09 09:26:40 PM  
I actually find it quite sad that Swagger is just a jobber now. Who did he piss off in the back?
 
2012-07-09 09:26:50 PM  
WTF was the point of that?
 
2012-07-09 09:26:54 PM  
Squashed faster than Tyson Kidd on Tensai!
 
2012-07-09 09:27:00 PM  
If you had 1:52 as the time of the first fall, then you're a friggin wizard, man.
 
2012-07-09 09:27:09 PM  
Think we're going to find out Sheamus doesn't have his papers in order and we'll see him "arrested" at some point?
 
2012-07-09 09:27:13 PM  

slapmastered: Ed Becker: Can I have that 20 minutes back?

...I weep for my soul. This is so bad, even the fWc can't save it.

Oh, FNB, I'd be interested to hear what's going on behind the scenes. EIP.


THERE IS NO MORE FWC....

Just a bunch of jobbers holding down the fort.
 
2012-07-09 09:27:14 PM  
why is former World Champ Jack Swagger getting squashed after a jobber entrance
 
2012-07-09 09:27:17 PM  
And Thwagger is beaten quickly in a short match no one cares about anyway.
 
2012-07-09 09:27:43 PM  
Swagger pissed someone off
 
2012-07-09 09:27:47 PM  
And another finisher to a defenseless man.

BE A STAR
 
2012-07-09 09:27:48 PM  
poor Swags
 
2012-07-09 09:28:15 PM  
Lines v Taquila
 
2012-07-09 09:28:22 PM  

ShiningWizard: I actually find it quite sad that Swagger is just a jobber now. Who did he piss off in the back?


the goddamn soap writers.
 
2012-07-09 09:28:28 PM  
Swagger's lost like, 19 of his last 20 matches.
 
2012-07-09 09:28:31 PM  
Kind of surprised they didn't try to fit in the plug for the car in that bit.
 
2012-07-09 09:28:32 PM  

verbaltoxin: And soon Sara del Rey gets to make six figures to embarrass herself with sh*t like this.




for 6 figures i would too
 
2012-07-09 09:28:35 PM  
WWWYKI!
 
2012-07-09 09:28:35 PM  
that's the final build up for River Vs my brother? Weak.
 
2012-07-09 09:28:35 PM  
That's what you get for having Jim Ross like you, Swagger! Even if you do meet every physical attribute Vince likes in a wrestler!
 
2012-07-09 09:28:36 PM  
Woo Woo Woo!
 
2012-07-09 09:28:38 PM  

P-Money All $tar: slapmastered: Ed Becker: Can I have that 20 minutes back?

...I weep for my soul. This is so bad, even the fWc can't save it.

Oh, FNB, I'd be interested to hear what's going on behind the scenes. EIP.

THERE IS NO MORE FWC....

Just a bunch of jobbers holding down the fort.


CeNation still represented biotch.
 
2012-07-09 09:28:56 PM  
Ryder, on Raw AND Smackdown? INCONCEIVABLE!
 
2012-07-09 09:28:57 PM  
Friday Night Zackdown?!
 
2012-07-09 09:29:07 PM  
Hornswoggle is the GM.
 
2012-07-09 09:29:19 PM  
Friday Night Zackdown!

Santino Holmes is on the case. Oh Lord.
 
2012-07-09 09:29:41 PM  
Are they actually going to reveal the anonymous GM after all this time?
 
2012-07-09 09:29:50 PM  
Swagger losing in nearly 1 minute is WWE saying "ok we farked up giving Jack Swagger a World title run we admit it"
 
2012-07-09 09:29:57 PM  
Santino is the highlight of this episode so far. While I like Santino, this is sad.
 
2012-07-09 09:30:00 PM  

wippit: Friday Night Zackdown?!


I miss Stevie Night Heat, and the short-lived Velo-Stevie.
 
2012-07-09 09:30:01 PM  

slamjack: Hornswoggle is the GM.

 
2012-07-09 09:30:07 PM  
Del Rio wins at MITB. Hopefully they're just squashing Swagger to build Sheamus up as a monster so he can lose to Del Rio. Makes it look like he actually accomplished something? Maybe?

Hopefully?

/I like Del Rio more the Sheamus.
//You can actually do something with his character.
 
2012-07-09 09:30:09 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Are they actually going to reveal the anonymous GM after all this time?


If it's Stone Cold, that'll save the whole show
 
2012-07-09 09:30:17 PM  

FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: I actually find it quite sad that Swagger is just a jobber now. Who did he piss off in the back?

the goddamn soap writers.


Epic waste if you ask me. Then again they have never used him correctly, even when he had the belt
 
2012-07-09 09:30:27 PM  
30 minutes into RAW
Bell to Bell wrestling action: 1:52

Apply palm to face
 
2012-07-09 09:30:39 PM  

tbaughm: Santino is the highlight of this episode so far. While I like Santino, this is sad.


I dunno... Anon GM Chime was a markout moment.
 
2012-07-09 09:30:55 PM  
Well since most of Broski pac is gone


The return of the WOLFPAC. Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
 
2012-07-09 09:30:58 PM  
The KC crowd shiatting on Robinson Cano is a lot of fun.
 
2012-07-09 09:31:43 PM  
 
2012-07-09 09:31:47 PM  

ShiningWizard: I actually find it quite sad that Swagger is just a jobber now. Who did he piss off in the back?


Everybody is a jobber now. Everybody except Cena.
 
2012-07-09 09:31:48 PM  
This could get worse you know... Kelly Kelly could be next...
 
2012-07-09 09:32:23 PM  

silgryphon: Well since most of Broski pac is gone


The return of the WOLFPAC. Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah


*ahem*
 
2012-07-09 09:32:28 PM  

wippit: This could get worse you know... Kelly Kelly could be next...


Compared to the opening segment, an absurd KELLYRAGE wouldn't seem so bad.
 
2012-07-09 09:32:35 PM  
Can I get a shop with the Planet of the Apes scene at the end except put add the Goobly Gooker over the Statue of Liberty?
 
2012-07-09 09:33:02 PM  
 
2012-07-09 09:33:15 PM  

irishman4: The 1,000 Raw might not be so bad after all...


Meh, pass.
 
2012-07-09 09:33:17 PM  

irishman4: The 1,000 Raw might not be so bad after all...


No, it will suck. Rock will come in and do his canned, hammy bullsh*t and insult John Cena with crap-ass "kung pao b*tch" jokes.
 
2012-07-09 09:33:35 PM  

irishman4: The 1,000 Raw might not be so bad after all...


Meh. Needs more E & C
 
2012-07-09 09:33:38 PM  
Hey look The Rock is back again. Not via satellite
 
2012-07-09 09:33:38 PM  

eddievercetti: Can I get a shop with the Planet of the Apes scene at the end except put add the Goobly Gooker over the Statue of Liberty?


Gimmie about a week on that ;-)
 
2012-07-09 09:33:44 PM  
So... Gorilla and the Brain probably had tandem strokes....
 
2012-07-09 09:33:47 PM  
We just learned this minutes ago! But look! We already have a graphic available!
 
2012-07-09 09:33:54 PM  
Jobber entrances for all!
 
2012-07-09 09:33:56 PM  
Christian and Ziggler get THIS treatment? Come on.
 
2012-07-09 09:34:05 PM  
Apparently we may reached the end of the greduza show folks
 
2012-07-09 09:34:07 PM  

eddievercetti: Can I get a shop with the Planet of the Apes scene at the end except put add the Goobly Gooker over the Statue of Liberty?


I say Doink.
 
2012-07-09 09:34:12 PM  
An entire match jobber entrances? WWE is such a joke
 
2012-07-09 09:34:13 PM  
What;s up with the jobber entrances
 
2012-07-09 09:34:42 PM  
At least two non-regular-tag team matches. Are we sure Teddy's not booking tonight?
 
2012-07-09 09:34:43 PM  
HA HA KING SEE SHE IS FAT RIGHT?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-07-09 09:34:45 PM  

irishman4: Jobber entrances for all!


The AJ wreck probably ran over time... like 19 minutes over time...
 
2012-07-09 09:35:24 PM  
Time of the second fall: 2:15 or so.

Seriously.
 
2012-07-09 09:35:25 PM  
Fark this shait...
 
2012-07-09 09:35:26 PM  
Lame
 
2012-07-09 09:35:32 PM  
When did this match start? What's tensile doing out there?
 
2012-07-09 09:35:37 PM  
Lord Weeaboo wins.
 
2012-07-09 09:35:39 PM  

silgryphon: What;s up with the jobber entrances


styckx: An entire match jobber entrances? WWE is such a joke


They play their themes live at the event.
 
2012-07-09 09:35:45 PM  
Well they just wasted a match with Christian and Ziggles in it. UGH!
 
2012-07-09 09:35:53 PM  
So... Kidd squashes Tensai... Tensai squashes Christian... so Kidd is the new IC Champ?
 
2012-07-09 09:35:56 PM  
It's like they think if they just keep shoving Lord Albert down our throats that we'll eventually care....
 
2012-07-09 09:35:58 PM  
King: Don't be on the track when that train's coming.
 
2012-07-09 09:36:01 PM  

eddievercetti: Apparently we may reached the end of the greduza show folks


There is always the Arquette which is 502
 
2012-07-09 09:36:09 PM  

verbaltoxin: irishman4: The 1,000 Raw might not be so bad after all...

No, it will suck. Rock will come in and do his canned, hammy bullsh*t and insult John Cena with crap-ass "kung pao b*tch" jokes.


And take so god damned long doing it that they'll have to hotshot three matches to fit them all in.
 
2012-07-09 09:36:13 PM  
wtf is this crap?
 
2012-07-09 09:36:15 PM  
By the by, I read Mr. Bob Backlund may be in town. Anon GM? Slater killer?
 
2012-07-09 09:36:16 PM  
None of this makes any sense
 
2012-07-09 09:36:18 PM  
ok, so no more sheamus, ziggler, christian, punk, DBD, AJ, who the hell is left for the next 90 minutes?
 
2012-07-09 09:36:23 PM  
Jobber entrances! Squash match for a tag team! Cena needs a whole hour to stand in the ring and impersonate his favorite Animal House characters!
 
2012-07-09 09:36:42 PM  
Vickie, and Tensai? Dude could use the heat. I'll allow it.
 
2012-07-09 09:36:43 PM  
Another two minute match?

Gotta have time for recaps, promos, and AJ!

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-09 09:36:44 PM  
LOL at the dude in the Broncos throwback checking out Vicki's ass!
 
2012-07-09 09:36:45 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Lord Weeaboo wins.


OK, that was awesome.
 
2012-07-09 09:36:47 PM  
...at least they wrestle on PPV.
 
2012-07-09 09:36:59 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: silgryphon: What;s up with the jobber entrances

styckx: An entire match jobber entrances? WWE is such a joke

They play their themes live at the event.


clearly, however, more people are watching on tv than are live, i think :\
 
2012-07-09 09:37:30 PM  

CommiePuddin: verbaltoxin: irishman4: The 1,000 Raw might not be so bad after all...

No, it will suck. Rock will come in and do his canned, hammy bullsh*t and insult John Cena with crap-ass "kung pao b*tch" jokes.

And take so god damned long doing it that they'll have to hotshot three matches to fit them all in.


I don't think they even script most matches to last more than 2 min. now. There's nothing to hotshot once you've pared it down to one entrance, a finisher and a pinfall.
 
2012-07-09 09:37:35 PM  

Master P but not that one: Jobber entrances! Squash match for a tag team! Cena needs a whole hour to stand in the ring and impersonate his favorite Animal House characters!


Want worse...

Image a Cena version of Groundhog Day...


/over and over and over...
 
2012-07-09 09:37:53 PM  
Lawler vs. Cole?
 
2012-07-09 09:38:02 PM  
Cole Vs Lawyer feud #2342234 *FACEPALM*
 
2012-07-09 09:38:06 PM  
SIGN sign behind Lawler.

Lawler vs. Cole. Great.
 
2012-07-09 09:38:18 PM  
This again?
 
2012-07-09 09:38:22 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

/please, no
 
2012-07-09 09:38:23 PM  
fark. i deserved that.
 
2012-07-09 09:38:26 PM  
Oh come on . How stupid is a rematch for those two

Crowd loves it
 
2012-07-09 09:38:44 PM  
I am willing to give the show the benefit of the doubt and have fun with it but Lawler v Cole blows.
 
2012-07-09 09:38:44 PM  
Lawler vs Cole?
AGAIN??

Vince really does hate us.
 
2012-07-09 09:38:46 PM  
You think the kids have any idea wtf is going on with that laptop?
 
2012-07-09 09:38:51 PM  
GODDAMMIT, WHY??????????
 
2012-07-09 09:39:02 PM  
this is crap...pure 100% crap.....oohh...a Bork Laser sign
 
2012-07-09 09:39:04 PM  
Nooooo it should not take place
 
2012-07-09 09:39:07 PM  
Well of course. Why have wrestlers in a match?

/Well, King is ok...
 
2012-07-09 09:39:21 PM  
Vote No. Everyone. Vote No.
 
2012-07-09 09:39:31 PM  
i1.kwejk.pl
 
2012-07-09 09:39:38 PM  
INTERACTIVE WWE UNIVERSE SKEET SKEET SKEET
 
2012-07-09 09:39:39 PM  
OK guys, here's our chance to vote no! ...that old gag.
 
2012-07-09 09:39:52 PM  
This is so bad I'd rather shut a car door in my cock
 
2012-07-09 09:39:52 PM  
everyone vote no!
 
2012-07-09 09:39:54 PM  

falcon176: why is former World Champ Jack Swagger getting squashed after a jobber entrance


That's what happens when you have a couple of dozen former world champions running around. I appreciate what TNA is trying to do with Aries, but they're dangerous close to travelling down that same path with only one world title.
 
2012-07-09 09:40:02 PM  

irishman4: ok, so no more sheamus, ziggler, christian, punk, DBD, AJ, who the hell is left for the next 90 minutes?


Apparently king and cole.
 
2012-07-09 09:40:08 PM  
OK, I actually am pulling out the stopwatch for match #3...if it ever comes around.
 
2012-07-09 09:40:14 PM  

tbaughm: Vote No. Everyone. Vote No.


Done and done.
 
2012-07-09 09:40:24 PM  
We should rally the fWc and vote no.

What will they do with the extra 20 minutes of airtime?

/Yes it will be 20 minutes
 
2012-07-09 09:40:26 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Lawler vs Cole?
AGAIN??

Vince really does hate us.


OH HELL! The glove was really for us!

i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 09:40:35 PM  
Voted no
 
2012-07-09 09:40:39 PM  
Worst. Raw. Ever.
 
2012-07-09 09:40:47 PM  
Can I go to WWE.Com and vote "fark you Vince, you ruined everything and make me think that Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan are running a company with a better grasp on wrestling than you have, you senile old fark."
 
2012-07-09 09:40:58 PM  
WWE's website is farked and the voting is broken.
 
2012-07-09 09:41:00 PM  
BOO THIS CRAP!
 
2012-07-09 09:41:09 PM  
Crowd is hot for it,.
 
2012-07-09 09:41:16 PM  

tbaughm: Vote No. Everyone. Vote No.


I did, but I doubt the poll is legit.
 
2012-07-09 09:41:20 PM  
I liked the pirate song better for freecredit report
 
2012-07-09 09:41:30 PM  
It's okay, guys, Hunter watched the NWA as a kid and he'll make it better after Vince is dead.
 
2012-07-09 09:41:38 PM  

wippit: Worst. Raw. Ever.


Wip's wife: Please don't challenge them. They might make it even worse.
 
2012-07-09 09:41:45 PM  
I voted no, but like my vote in any Nebraska election, it doesn't matter!
 
2012-07-09 09:42:22 PM  

No Line For Beer: falcon176: why is former World Champ Jack Swagger getting squashed after a jobber entrance

That's what happens when you have a couple of dozen former world champions running around. I appreciate what TNA is trying to do with Aries, but they're dangerous close to travelling down that same path with only one world title.


Yeah, but TNA always hotshotted their title. Remember how they mentioned Bobby Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo is the longest reigning champ at only 256 days? I would like to think that part of the Russo-free direction is making the title piscutr more stable, and a title change mean something.
 
2012-07-09 09:42:33 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: irishman4: ok, so no more sheamus, ziggler, christian, punk, DBD, AJ, who the hell is left for the next 90 minutes?

Apparently king and cole.


The Old King Cole Rivalry. See what I did there?
 
2012-07-09 09:42:43 PM  
i think you can vote multiple times
 
2012-07-09 09:42:46 PM  
I'm enjoying the Skynet commercials more than the show.,
 
2012-07-09 09:42:51 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-07-09 09:43:03 PM  

robsul82: It's okay, guys, Hunter watched the NWA as a kid and he'll make it better after Vince is dead.


Vince will kill it first....
 
2012-07-09 09:43:04 PM  
I'd rather listen to Skrillex than watch this.
 
2012-07-09 09:43:19 PM  
If I watched Raw 1 hour every day I would kill myself
 
2012-07-09 09:43:36 PM  
DID YOU KNOW: This episode feels like it's 5 1/2 hours long?
 
2012-07-09 09:43:39 PM  
Vince knows we'll vote no, it was the worst match in history, Cole will come out in his wrestling attire then they'll show the vote, which will be for no and the GM will say since he's ready for action he can face...RYBACK.
 
2012-07-09 09:43:40 PM  
Funkasaurus time.
 
2012-07-09 09:43:43 PM  

styckx: This is so bad I'd rather shut a car door in my cock


You must have a huge urethra to fit a door in there.
 
2012-07-09 09:43:45 PM  
Watch, 100000 nos and we'll still get it because that's what Vince wants.
 
2012-07-09 09:43:49 PM  
If I had to watch Raw EVERY DAY!?

Why would someone even suggest such a thing?!
 
2012-07-09 09:43:51 PM  
Can we Fark the vote like we did for the Jersey Shore Detroit poll back in the day?
 
2012-07-09 09:43:52 PM  
Somebody call my momma!
 
2012-07-09 09:43:54 PM  
Dance segment!
 
2012-07-09 09:43:54 PM  
Call your Momma. It's time to get Funkified
 
2012-07-09 09:44:01 PM  

falcon176: i think you can vote multiple times


Doesn't matter, there is no escaping the orange singlet tonight
 
2012-07-09 09:44:04 PM  
Lol, Brodus Clay finally breaks fWc.
 
2012-07-09 09:44:10 PM  
DID YOU KNOW:

If you watched one hour of RAW per day, you'd imitate Chris Benoit by the 10th day, especially if that hour of RAW was from the past two months.
 
2012-07-09 09:44:10 PM  
Dancing black man filler match.. This is so bad
 
2012-07-09 09:44:15 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: robsul82: It's okay, guys, Hunter watched the NWA as a kid and he'll make it better after Vince is dead.

Vince will kill it first....


That was sarcastic, lol, I HATE that deluded opinion every time it's recited.
 
2012-07-09 09:44:30 PM  

robsul82: Funkasaurus time.


Of all the people who needs a jobber entrance...
 
2012-07-09 09:44:39 PM  

eddievercetti: Watch, 100000 nos and we'll still get it because that's what Vince wants.


This
 
2012-07-09 09:44:43 PM  
I'm voting No through the entire Brodus match
 
2012-07-09 09:44:47 PM  
My dog is humping her stuffed racoon. It's more entertaining than this show.
 
2012-07-09 09:44:48 PM  
voted no on laptop and phone
 
2012-07-09 09:44:58 PM  
Cole obviously hasn't figured out how to use multiple broswers and incognito mode on his computer
 
2012-07-09 09:45:00 PM  
I was really hoping that Big Show / farked up knee angle was going to spell the end of the dancing.
 
2012-07-09 09:45:02 PM  
nearly an hour in and 3 minutes of wrestling, disgusting.
 
2012-07-09 09:45:11 PM  

Master P but not that one: I'm voting No through the entire Brodus match


Same
 
2012-07-09 09:45:13 PM  

economicalhaircut: Vince knows we'll vote no, it was the worst match in history, Cole will come out in his wrestling attire then they'll show the vote, which will be for no and the GM will say since he's ready for action he can face...RYBACK.


malvasiabianca.org
 
2012-07-09 09:45:40 PM  
Poor Drew is the jobber tonight
 
DYI
2012-07-09 09:45:41 PM  
BRB... calling somebodys mama...
 
2012-07-09 09:45:45 PM  
The Chosen One (not Jarrett) gets his expected jobber entrance.
 
2012-07-09 09:45:47 PM  
Who does Heath Slater got tonite?
 
2012-07-09 09:46:00 PM  
As a person who appreciates continuity, I actually am glad they are going back to the Anonymous GM bit. I know it could end up sucking, but who cares, I would like a bit of closure because they never showed us who it was. The plot holes need to be resolved.

/ hated Lost
 
2012-07-09 09:46:09 PM  
Oh boy, it's time for the annoying Scot to get squashed
 
2012-07-09 09:46:19 PM  

HeartBurnKid: My dog is humping her stuffed racoon. It's more entertaining than this show.


pic or gtfo
 
2012-07-09 09:46:24 PM  
Time of the fall: 35 seconds.
 
2012-07-09 09:46:25 PM  
Triple H Workout Buddy #1 gets squashed in 30 seconds.
 
2012-07-09 09:46:32 PM  
haha, almost up to 5 minutes of wrestling.
 
2012-07-09 09:46:37 PM  
I liked Dred McIntyre's theme music, even if his sister Reba didn't sing it.

Too bad they never play his music anymore, because jobber.

Wonder if this match will go over two minutes?

Nope.

Dancing longer than wrestling. 45 minutes of show, 4 minutes of wrestling..

FARK YOU WWE!
 
2012-07-09 09:46:58 PM  

turboeli: As a person who appreciates continuity, I actually am glad they are going back to the Anonymous GM bit. I know it could end up sucking, but who cares, I would like a bit of closure because they never showed us who it was. The plot holes need to be resolved.

/ hated Lost


It's Anon Gm this week because every week is a different person.
 
2012-07-09 09:47:02 PM  
I've watched WWE Primetime Wrestling episodes with matches that had more purpose than every match on RAW so far.
 
2012-07-09 09:47:27 PM  
This is what RAW's all about?

No wonder TNA is better.
 
2012-07-09 09:47:31 PM  
Cole: "See this is what makes Monday Night Raw entertaining. Brodues with moves like these!"

Cue shot of Brodus doing a headbutt

Cole is trolling us all.
 
2012-07-09 09:47:34 PM  
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
 
2012-07-09 09:47:39 PM  
 
2012-07-09 09:47:49 PM  
Has any match tonight broken the 3 minute mark?
 
2012-07-09 09:48:08 PM  
Jeri-Show!
 
2012-07-09 09:48:09 PM  
Jericho confusing an idiot into thinking he's the Anonymous GM = BUYS
 
2012-07-09 09:48:19 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Has any match tonight broken the 3 minute mark?


Negative
 
2012-07-09 09:48:23 PM  
Remember last night? That was a good wrestling show, huh?
 
2012-07-09 09:48:36 PM  
Big Show has the best ninja skills in the world. Somehow he keeps popping up right in front of people and they look surprised.
 
2012-07-09 09:48:46 PM  
Jericho wasn't done talking, but that's okay, Cole. Talk right over the talent.
 
2012-07-09 09:48:56 PM  
I have an idea for something different Big Show - how about you all FARKING wrestle?!?!?!?

/I need to go somewhere I can swear properly. Excuse me.
 
2012-07-09 09:48:59 PM  

HeartBurnKid: My dog is humping her stuffed racoon. It's more entertaining than this show.


Can we get a stream?
 
2012-07-09 09:49:09 PM  
Wait. Is this a one hour raw?

What the hell do they plan to do after the Cena tag match?
 
2012-07-09 09:49:22 PM  

Gunny Highway: Remember last night? That was a good wrestling show, huh?


TNA: Wrestling Matters!

...no, seriously, it does. They really weren't lying. They just started that campaign a little prematurely. But it really does matter now.
 
DYI
2012-07-09 09:49:31 PM  
And seriously... Kane as a face? Again?

Why must they ruin everything?
 
2012-07-09 09:49:51 PM  

turboeli: / hated Lost


@CMPunk
"@punkworldviews: Omg LOST is so scary!! I'm going to burn through Netflix streaming so fast...................." Worst. Show. Ever.
19 hours ago
 
2012-07-09 09:50:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TNA: Wrestling Matters!


This so much now
 
2012-07-09 09:50:05 PM  
I smell a chicken wing...
 
2012-07-09 09:50:13 PM  
Squashed:

World Title Swagger
WWE Title
IC Title McIntyre
US Title Swagger
Tag Title McIntyre
 
2012-07-09 09:50:28 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
I'd just like to say that this show sucks!

Yeah, up yours Denver.
 
2012-07-09 09:50:49 PM  

DYI: And seriously... Kane as a face? Again?

Why must they ruin everything?


Theyre NOT doing that. They are putting guys who don;t like each other in tag matches together.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:04 PM  
Looks like the angry (yet redlit) headline was right on the money...

Are you ready for two hours of wrestling action and drama that will leave you begging for more? Well, that show is on Thursday Nights. This is WWE Monday Night Raw, and you'll watch Vince's sub-par entertainment and like it.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:04 PM  
The only thing I can think of remaining that'd save this show would be a Miz run-in during the main event and him craftily beating the crap out of everyone.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:05 PM  
And TNAs getting a 3rd hour....I'm ok with this
 
2012-07-09 09:52:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: Remember last night? That was a good wrestling show, huh?

TNA: Wrestling Matters!

...no, seriously, it does. They really weren't lying. They just started that campaign a little prematurely. But it really does matter now.


Yeah that campaign pissed me off but they have redeemed themselves.

DYI: And seriously... Kane as a face? Again?

Why must they ruin everything?


He is a wildcard. Not a face or heel.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:24 PM  
Arquette one handled grudenza
 
2012-07-09 09:52:31 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: DYI: And seriously... Kane as a face? Again?

Why must they ruin everything?

Theyre NOT doing that. They are putting guys who don;t like each other in tag matches together.


Sure, you say that, but just being in Cena's orbit will cause Kane's heart to grow 2 sizes tonight.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:51 PM  
Steph used to be a dime.
 
2012-07-09 09:53:05 PM  
RAW MEMORABLE MOMENT:

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

WITH FAKE TITS!
 
2012-07-09 09:53:05 PM  
Arquette
 
2012-07-09 09:53:07 PM  
And some more McMahon self-indulgence.
 
2012-07-09 09:53:14 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: is she going to propose, or blow him?

Does she LOOK like Beth Phoenix?

He's banging Lita now. Edge is with Beth.

WIFE SWAP!

"It's the circle of clap."

"Will you stop?"


I'm surprised Bobby didn't go into song there.

/It's the cirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcle of claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap....
 
2012-07-09 09:53:19 PM  
Gotta love those giant implants.
 
2012-07-09 09:53:40 PM  
Remember when Raw was actually good?
 
2012-07-09 09:53:42 PM  
its me...me everywhere
 
2012-07-09 09:53:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: And TNAs getting a 3rd hour....I'm ok with this


This means Brooke Hogan will finally see her full vision for the Knockouts unleashed! Get ready for crossover wrestling/music/acting/fashion stars, ladies!
 
2012-07-09 09:54:07 PM  

DYI: And seriously... Kane as a face? Again?

Why must they ruin everything?


Nah it's perfect!

Kane wins MITB
Later, AJ counts the 1-2-3 for Punk over Danielson
Punk finally embraces teh crazy after the W
Kane's music hits, Punk spins around, AJ hits him with a nutshhot
Kane cashes in the briefcase and since AJ is a ref that night she counts the 3 on Punk
Leaves in Kane's arms and we all got took

/meh... sounded better in my head
 
2012-07-09 09:54:25 PM  
JOHN CENA IS CHALLENGING FOR THE 10 O'CLOCK CHAMPIONSHIP
 
2012-07-09 09:54:25 PM  
LOL CENA

THIS EPISODE = VINCE TROLLING
 
2012-07-09 09:54:28 PM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: Remember last night? That was a good wrestling show, huh?

TNA: Wrestling Matters!

...no, seriously, it does. They really weren't lying. They just started that campaign a little prematurely. But it really does matter now.

Yeah that campaign pissed me off but they have redeemed themselves.



Like I said, they started it prematurely. They started it at the end of the Russo era, when everything but wrestling mattered. If they had started it in the last couple months, it would have been right on the money.

Oh, look, Cena. Of course.
 
2012-07-09 09:54:33 PM  

robsul82: Jericho confusing an idiot into thinking he's the Anonymous GM = BUYS


Oh, don't over-hate. It appears forced. I chortled.
 
2012-07-09 09:54:46 PM  
ahhh the angle that was the beginning of the end for Test.
 
2012-07-09 09:54:51 PM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: Remember last night? That was a good wrestling show, huh?

TNA: Wrestling Matters!

...no, seriously, it does. They really weren't lying. They just started that campaign a little prematurely. But it really does matter now.

Yeah that campaign pissed me off but they have redeemed themselves.

DYI: And seriously... Kane as a face? Again?

Why must they ruin everything?

He is a wildcard. Not a face or heel.


Kane is just Kane. He has a three foot dick and just shows up and does stuff.
 
2012-07-09 09:54:59 PM  
Cena got jealous that Punk was getting the 10:00 hour so he wanted it instead.
 
2012-07-09 09:54:59 PM  

irishman4: Steph used to be a dime.


Still is.

Damn fine back in the day though, even before the boob job.
 
2012-07-09 09:55:16 PM  

silgryphon: Remember when Raw was actually good?


over 10 years ago
 
2012-07-09 09:55:19 PM  

CommiePuddin: robsul82: Jericho confusing an idiot into thinking he's the Anonymous GM = BUYS

Oh, don't over-hate. It appears forced. I chortled.


That WASN'T sarcastic, lol. I laughed.
 
2012-07-09 09:55:19 PM  

robsul82: Gotta love those giant implants.


Vince sure did. Wish I had the old screen cap where he didn't even hide the fact he was ogling those things in her wedding dress.
 
2012-07-09 09:55:25 PM  
And the NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW 10 O'clock champion:

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA
 
2012-07-09 09:55:35 PM  

verbaltoxin: Igor Jakovsky: And TNAs getting a 3rd hour....I'm ok with this

This means Brooke Hogan will finally see her full vision for the Knockouts unleashed! Get ready for crossover wrestling/music/acting/fashion stars, ladies!


Its actually going to be a recap show with back stage segments and a preview of the show that night. in other news cena is going to talk so i'm turning on family guy
 
2012-07-09 09:55:40 PM  
No Cena main event BECAUSE MICHAEL COLE AND AJ HAHAHA fark YOU FANS CENA'S GONNA TALK BEFORE HIS MATCH TOO HAHAHAHAHA -- Senile Vince
 
2012-07-09 09:55:46 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: ahhh the angle that was the beginning of the end for Test.


I really was rooting for Test the whole time too. I felt that he never got revenge on HHH
 
2012-07-09 09:55:47 PM  

slapmastered: FinFangFark: fark you Vince McMahon...seriously, fark you...

This is all just shiat.

Seconded. This is farking horrifying.


Welp, this gives me great hope watching TNA on Thursday. I know that won't be shiate.
 
2012-07-09 09:56:00 PM  
Cena gets to cut a prematch promo!

/I think Cena farked that quote up
 
2012-07-09 09:56:08 PM  

slapmastered: HeartBurnKid: My dog is humping her stuffed racoon. It's more entertaining than this show.

Can we get a stream?


There will most likely be one when he's done...
 
2012-07-09 09:56:16 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: RAW MEMORABLE MOMENT:

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

WITH FAKE TITS!


I loved that bit back in the day. love it now too.
Stephanie was hot.
 
2012-07-09 09:56:19 PM  
Winston Churchill? History lessons do NOT equal buys, John!
 
2012-07-09 09:56:23 PM  
THIS THREAD IS PISSED! I SEE THEM LEAVING NOW! BUT THEY CAN'T SEE ME! MY TIME IS NOW!
 
2012-07-09 09:56:50 PM  
#PawnStars seeya later chumps
 
2012-07-09 09:57:25 PM  
Must-see, eh, Cena?

Miz run-in.
 
2012-07-09 09:57:33 PM  
Money in the Bank was only a must see event last year because of CM Punk.

This year, we don't even have him acting worth a damn.
 
2012-07-09 09:57:46 PM  
Guess the date that Cena becomes champ next.

9/16/2012
 
DYI
2012-07-09 09:57:46 PM  

ShiningWizard: DYI: And seriously... Kane as a face? Again?

Why must they ruin everything?

Nah it's perfect!

Kane wins MITB
Later, AJ counts the 1-2-3 for Punk over Danielson
Punk finally embraces teh crazy after the W
Kane's music hits, Punk spins around, AJ hits him with a nutshhot
Kane cashes in the briefcase and since AJ is a ref that night she counts the 3 on Punk
Leaves in Kane's arms and we all got took

/meh... sounded better in my head


That would actually be pretty fun to watch!
 
2012-07-09 09:58:00 PM  
Quiet, quiet, quiet, LOUD, LOUD, LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD
 
2012-07-09 09:58:06 PM  
He is gonna go Super Cena to beat Show? Cause that's the only way
 
2012-07-09 09:58:11 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: RAW MEMORABLE MOMENT:

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

WITH FAKE TITS!

I loved that bit back in the day. love it now too.
Stephanie was hot.


I think she still is
 
2012-07-09 09:58:13 PM  
STFU cena....christ this sucks
 
2012-07-09 09:58:39 PM  

robsul82: CommiePuddin: robsul82: Jericho confusing an idiot into thinking he's the Anonymous GM = BUYS

Oh, don't over-hate. It appears forced. I chortled.

That WASN'T sarcastic, lol. I laughed.


Ok. I'll dial down the cynicism a bit.
 
2012-07-09 09:58:39 PM  
Cena is better than the opening promo... how sad is that, that Cena is better than something Punk and Bryan were in...
 
2012-07-09 09:58:43 PM  

Gunny Highway: Guess the date that Cena becomes champ next.

9/16/2012


7/15/2012
 
2012-07-09 09:58:48 PM  
why is american pickers running a Subway spot that show's so bad
 
2012-07-09 09:58:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Money in the Bank was only a must see event last year because of CM Punk.

This year, we don't even have him acting worth a damn.


You're still getting Punk vs. Danielson, calm down.

Thank God Kane decided to behave and wait for John Cena Promises to Overcome the Odds and Win on PPV Part Eight Billion.
 
2012-07-09 09:58:58 PM  
KANE BAH GAWD
 
2012-07-09 09:58:58 PM  

Gunny Highway: Guess the date that Cena becomes champ next.

9/16/2012


12/12/2012...yes...at a house show.
 
2012-07-09 09:59:08 PM  

Gunny Highway: Guess the date that Cena becomes champ next.

9/16/2012


I'll be there, although, I think he'll be defending it that night. With any luck against the Rock.
 
2012-07-09 10:00:04 PM  
JERICHO
 
2012-07-09 10:00:31 PM  
Break out the Lite Briiiiiiiiiiite!
 
2012-07-09 10:00:33 PM  
i wanna know how many no votes there are for shiatty match redux but I don't want to watch Raw, can someone post screencap or results
 
2012-07-09 10:00:43 PM  
I guess this is the piss and smoke break
 
2012-07-09 10:00:54 PM  
 
2012-07-09 10:01:01 PM  
This match is full of awful and Kane
 
2012-07-09 10:01:01 PM  
SAVE_US_Y2J
 
2012-07-09 10:01:15 PM  

DYI: ShiningWizard: DYI: And seriously... Kane as a face? Again?

Why must they ruin everything?

Nah it's perfect!

Kane wins MITB
Later, AJ counts the 1-2-3 for Punk over Danielson
Punk finally embraces teh crazy after the W
Kane's music hits, Punk spins around, AJ hits him with a nutshhot
Kane cashes in the briefcase and since AJ is a ref that night she counts the 3 on Punk
Leaves in Kane's arms and we all got took

/meh... sounded better in my head

That would actually be pretty fun to watch!


Don't get your hopes up. It made just a little too much sense for creative to run like that. Plus I have no exit strategery for it. Where would Kane/AJ go from there?

/I gots nutin
 
2012-07-09 10:01:27 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: And TNAs getting a 3rd hour....I'm ok with this


If a TNA recap show keeps the long-ass recaps and catchup material out of the main show, and gives them more time for wrestling and advancing angles, I'm all for it.

I know TNA isn't as bad as WWE on that front, but any little bit can help to keep them away from recap and superflouos promo hell.
 
2012-07-09 10:01:38 PM  
Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.
 
2012-07-09 10:02:31 PM  

irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.


They did earlier this year
 
2012-07-09 10:02:41 PM  

silgryphon: I guess this is the piss and smoke break


The whole night has been a piss and smoke break. I've pissed 6.1 litres, shat an entire wicker furniture set, and smoked half a carton of Marlboro Lights, and the show is only half over!
 
DYI
2012-07-09 10:02:45 PM  

irishman4: Gunny Highway: Guess the date that Cena becomes champ next.

9/16/2012

I'll be there, although, I think he'll be defending it that night. With any luck against the Rock.


No, no, no, no, no... The Rock needs to stay gone. Forever.
 
2012-07-09 10:03:03 PM  

irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.


i remember them bumping it for US Open Tennis
 
2012-07-09 10:03:24 PM  
Sure was nice of the wwe to let Cena have his own promo for the mitb match. Nevermind the other guys in the match or anything.

By the way, did you guys know that Cena's never been in a MITB match before?
 
2012-07-09 10:03:29 PM  

eddievercetti: irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.

They did earlier this year


No, these days, they bump the dog show to another Universal network for RAW.
 
2012-07-09 10:03:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: I guess this is the piss and smoke break

The whole night has been a piss and smoke break. I've pissed 6.1 litres, shat an entire wicker furniture set, and smoked half a carton of Marlboro Lights, and the show is only half over!



I'm in the market for a wicket furniture set...
 
2012-07-09 10:04:06 PM  

eddievercetti: irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.

They did earlier this year


No, they bump the dog show to CNBC now. Have for several years.

I'm not sure they even bump Raw for the US Open anymore.
 
2012-07-09 10:04:14 PM  

nathanjr: Sure was nice of the wwe to let Cena have his own promo for the mitb match. Nevermind the other guys in the match or anything.

By the way, did you guys know that Cena's never been in a MITB match before?


Where would we be on Raw Starring John Cena if John Cena didn't go quietLOUDquietLOUD on us at least once?
 
2012-07-09 10:04:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.

They did earlier this year

No, these days, they bump the dog show to another Universal network for RAW.


Oh yeah, they had it and bumped it to Bravo
 
2012-07-09 10:04:39 PM  
Did you know Kane holds the record with the most over-the-top-rope eliminations in a single MITB match with 37?
 
2012-07-09 10:04:44 PM  

wippit: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: I guess this is the piss and smoke break

The whole night has been a piss and smoke break. I've pissed 6.1 litres, shat an entire wicker furniture set, and smoked half a carton of Marlboro Lights, and the show is only half over!


I'm in the market for a wicket furniture set...


It's brown, and kind of smells, but I'll give you a decent price.
 
2012-07-09 10:05:03 PM  
Why are cena and kane on a team? Wasn't kane trying to get him to embrace the hate not to long ago.
 
2012-07-09 10:05:16 PM  

tbaughm: Did you know Kane holds the record with the most over-the-top-rope eliminations in a single MITB match with 37?


in a row?
 
2012-07-09 10:05:17 PM  

tbaughm: Did you know Kane holds the record with the most over-the-top-rope eliminations in a single MITB match with 37?


Are you the Did You Know card on RAW earlier?
 
2012-07-09 10:05:51 PM  
The way the keep building up the MITB winner as having never lost tells me one thing: The winner loses this year.

I'm predicting Cena wins then challenges Punk upfront and schedules a match at Summerslam or something.

/Cena won't cash in right after a match
 
2012-07-09 10:05:51 PM  

CommiePuddin: eddievercetti: irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.

They did earlier this year

No, they bump the dog show to CNBC now. Have for several years.

I'm not sure they even bump Raw for the US Open anymore.


That's because the US Open's now on ESPN.
 
2012-07-09 10:06:13 PM  
Kane's got a big fist of his own there, as Big Show learned over that sweet, savage 72 hours when they were holed up together in bed after ADR ran over Show last year...
 
2012-07-09 10:06:32 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Why are cena and kane on a team? Wasn't kane trying to get him to embrace the hate not to long ago.


F*CK YOU THAT WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO NONE OF THOSE T-SHIRT WEARING LITTLE BASTARDS ARE GONNA REMEMBER THAT! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT! HELL, WHO ARE YOU, YOU MARK? WHERE AM I? THIS IS NOT MY DREAM HOUSE! THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! HOW DID I GET HERE?
 
2012-07-09 10:06:35 PM  
This match is officially longer than all the other matches combined...
 
2012-07-09 10:07:02 PM  
Passed 1 minute?
 
2012-07-09 10:07:04 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Why are cena and kane on a team? Wasn't kane trying to get him to embrace the hate not to long ago.


Apparently, Cena got Kane to Rise Above Hate™ instead.
 
2012-07-09 10:07:17 PM  

Twitch Boy: And now, Super Mario 64 beaten in 5 minutes 47 seconds without collecting any stars.


can't stop watching
 
2012-07-09 10:07:54 PM  
The Big Red Dentist, Isaac Yankem!
 
2012-07-09 10:09:24 PM  

irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.


We used to get smashed and bet of the dog show.
Winner bought more beer.
 
2012-07-09 10:09:24 PM  

verbaltoxin: Igor Jakovsky: Why are cena and kane on a team? Wasn't kane trying to get him to embrace the hate not to long ago.

F*CK YOU THAT WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO NONE OF THOSE T-SHIRT WEARING LITTLE BASTARDS ARE GONNA REMEMBER THAT! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT! HELL, WHO ARE YOU, YOU MARK? WHERE AM I? THIS IS NOT MY DREAM HOUSE! THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! HOW DID I GET HERE?


You need to get back on the medication. Your senility is showing.
 
2012-07-09 10:09:35 PM  
MITB 2011>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MITB 2012
 
2012-07-09 10:10:14 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: verbaltoxin: Igor Jakovsky: Why are cena and kane on a team? Wasn't kane trying to get him to embrace the hate not to long ago.

F*CK YOU THAT WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO NONE OF THOSE T-SHIRT WEARING LITTLE BASTARDS ARE GONNA REMEMBER THAT! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT! HELL, WHO ARE YOU, YOU MARK? WHERE AM I? THIS IS NOT MY DREAM HOUSE! THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! HOW DID I GET HERE?

You need to get back on the medication. Your senility is showing.


i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 10:10:27 PM  

Rwa2play: CommiePuddin: eddievercetti: irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.

They did earlier this year

No, they bump the dog show to CNBC now. Have for several years.

I'm not sure they even bump Raw for the US Open anymore.

That's because the US Open's now on ESPN.


Well, that would solve everybody's problems there, eh?
 
2012-07-09 10:10:29 PM  

wippit: The Big Red Dentist, Isaac Yankem!


You know, I just realized, if they can't get anyone to squash Heath Slater, they could just stick Kane in the Isaac Yankem gear.
 
2012-07-09 10:10:37 PM  

falcon176: MITB 2011>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MITB 2012


I'm going to MITB, don't rub it in
 
2012-07-09 10:11:01 PM  
MAN CENA IS SUPER DUPER STRONG LIFTING SHOW LIKE THAT
 
2012-07-09 10:11:02 PM  

HeartBurnKid: wippit: The Big Red Dentist, Isaac Yankem!

You know, I just realized, if they can't get anyone to squash Heath Slater, they could just stick Kane in the Isaac Yankem gear.


Or Christmas Creature.
 
2012-07-09 10:11:05 PM  
SOMEONE IS SUPLEXING THE BIG SHOW I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE
 
2012-07-09 10:11:27 PM  
Why are we still surprised when we see Cena pick up Show?
 
2012-07-09 10:11:29 PM  

Gunny Highway: irishman4: Remember when USA used to bump RAW 2 weeks a year for that old dog show? Those were the days.

We used to get smashed and bet of the dog show.
Winner bought more beer.


I wanna party with you guys.
 
2012-07-09 10:11:32 PM  
He just went supercena on show
 
2012-07-09 10:12:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: HeartBurnKid: wippit: The Big Red Dentist, Isaac Yankem!

You know, I just realized, if they can't get anyone to squash Heath Slater, they could just stick Kane in the Isaac Yankem gear.

Or Christmas Creature.


Fake Diesel FTW.
 
2012-07-09 10:12:12 PM  
That was a pretty shiatty spear
 
2012-07-09 10:12:35 PM  
Kane with some decent offense there.
Nice work, Buddy. Still hate you.
 
2012-07-09 10:12:55 PM  
Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna who is John Cena
 
2012-07-09 10:13:40 PM  
"WE SAVED UP ALL THE WRESTLING TIME FOR THE MATCH WITH CENA, BIG SHOW AND KANE IN IT HAHAHAHAHA fark YOU SMARKS" -- Senile Vince, last seen dancing in a circle around a laptop waving middle fingers at it
 
2012-07-09 10:14:00 PM  

silgryphon: That was a pretty shiatty spear


Out of control bus.
 
2012-07-09 10:14:08 PM  

Gunny Highway: Kane with some decent offense there.
Nice work, Buddy. Still hate you.


i have nothing against Kane....he's average...you know what to expect from him.
 
2012-07-09 10:14:12 PM  
i am still voting no for the cole/lawler match. is anyone else
 
2012-07-09 10:14:24 PM  
TWO commercial breaks? Eff this company.
 
2012-07-09 10:14:26 PM  
Why has this match had two commercial breaks....
 
2012-07-09 10:14:36 PM  
A DOUBLE COMMERCIAL MATCH?!?

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
 
2012-07-09 10:14:45 PM  

Anarchangel: "WE SAVED UP ALL THE WRESTLING TIME FOR THE MATCH WITH CENA, BIG SHOW AND KANE IN IT HAHAHAHAHA fark YOU SMARKS" -- Senile Vince, last seen dancing in a circle around a laptop waving middle fingers at it


That visualization made me laugh.
 
2012-07-09 10:14:50 PM  
This match is long enough that it gets not one, but TWO commercial breaks.
 
2012-07-09 10:15:11 PM  

falcon176: i am still voting no for the cole/lawler match. is anyone else


Sorry, still trying to get Cena out of the #1 spot for "Most Patriotic Superstar."
 
2012-07-09 10:15:36 PM  

Farktologist: This match is long enough that it gets not one, but TWO commercial breaks.


i thought you guys were kidding....
 
2012-07-09 10:16:21 PM  

falcon176: Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna who is John Cena


He's a god damnned hero. That's what.

Also this:

If Edge doesn't botch then he lifts BOTH.
 
2012-07-09 10:16:49 PM  

eagles95: Farktologist: This match is long enough that it gets not one, but TWO commercial breaks.

i thought you guys were kidding....


I wish.

/#FUWWE
//#shutupcole
///whythefarkamistillwatching
 
2012-07-09 10:16:54 PM  

eagles95: Farktologist: This match is long enough that it gets not one, but TWO commercial breaks.

i thought you guys were kidding....


Well at least it's a long match
 
2012-07-09 10:17:03 PM  

Apollonia James: falcon176: i am still voting no for the cole/lawler match. is anyone else

Sorry, still trying to get Cena out of the #1 spot for "Most Patriotic Superstar."


Commie.
 
2012-07-09 10:18:02 PM  
VINTAGE!!! drink
 
2012-07-09 10:18:24 PM  
He can't even get a let's go cena/cena sucks chant going.
 
2012-07-09 10:18:25 PM  
"Has any match lasted more then 3 minutes? THIS SUCKS!!!"


"This match is so long it's had too many commercial breaks! THIS SUCKS!!!"

Frickin make up your damned minds.
 
2012-07-09 10:18:35 PM  
KANE WAS SO DESPERATE FOR A TAG, HE LOOKED AT HIS FRESH PARTNER JOHN CENA, THEN DECIDED "NAH fark THAT"

/but it was not enough
 
2012-07-09 10:18:46 PM  
Why was the match called???
 
2012-07-09 10:18:49 PM  
how the fark was that a DQ
 
2012-07-09 10:18:51 PM  
That was a pathetic dropkick, Cena
 
2012-07-09 10:19:08 PM  
What? How the hell was that a DQ? He pulled jim out of the ring. U see that all the time. Stupid WWE
 
2012-07-09 10:19:09 PM  
ha it was great watching Jericho watch and wait for Show to pull Cena off.

Why did they end the match? When did that become a DQ?
 
2012-07-09 10:19:16 PM  
lol, that long ass match for a DQ..
 
2012-07-09 10:19:18 PM  
Time of the fall: 16:31 (including 6:10 of commercial interruptions)
 
2012-07-09 10:19:25 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Apollonia James: falcon176: i am still voting no for the cole/lawler match. is anyone else

Sorry, still trying to get Cena out of the #1 spot for "Most Patriotic Superstar."

Commie.


Look, I like Cena, but in a poll that includes Sgt Slaughter, a guy who used "Real American" as his theme, and a wrestler called the friggin' PATRIOT, he has no business being #1.
 
2012-07-09 10:19:27 PM  
F*CK HOW LONG IS THIS SH*T?! TELL THOSE FOUR TO KILL ANOTHER 20 AND THEN TAKE IT HOME. MY LAOTIAN MASSEUSE FLEW IN AND SHE'S GOT A BOTTLE OF EXOTIC POISON NETTLE OIL THAT'S GOING TO PUT OVER BIG EARL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!
 
2012-07-09 10:20:51 PM  

verbaltoxin: F*CK HOW LONG IS THIS SH*T?! TELL THOSE FOUR TO KILL ANOTHER 20 AND THEN TAKE IT HOME. MY LAOTIAN MASSEUSE FLEW IN AND SHE'S GOT A BOTTLE OF EXOTIC POISON NETTLE OIL THAT'S GOING TO PUT OVER BIG EARL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!


Sorry, Vince, but you fired Big Earl back in 2005. He works for some wrasslin company now.
 
2012-07-09 10:20:55 PM  

silgryphon: What? How the hell was that a DQ? He pulled jim out of the ring. U see that all the time. Stupid WWE


Lil Jimmy was in this match?
 
2012-07-09 10:20:57 PM  

Apollonia James: Jim from Saint Paul: Apollonia James: falcon176: i am still voting no for the cole/lawler match. is anyone else

Sorry, still trying to get Cena out of the #1 spot for "Most Patriotic Superstar."

Commie.

Look, I like Cena, but in a poll that includes Sgt Slaughter, a guy who used "Real American" as his theme, and a wrestler called the friggin' PATRIOT, he has no business being #1.


But do they love the troops?
 
2012-07-09 10:21:02 PM  

Apollonia James: Sgt Slaughter, a guy who used "Real American" as his theme, and a wrestler called the friggin' PATRIOT, he has no business being #1.


Sgt Slaughter turned his back on America, John has never done that.

Hogan tuirned his back on everyone went he went Hollywood.THe Patrito you have a point.... if we then include the All American American on the list. It's in his name right?
 
2012-07-09 10:21:05 PM  
BECAUSE BIG SHOW IS A DESTRUCTIVE FORCE IT WAS OBVIOUSLY GROUNDS FOR A DISQUALIFICATION, IT'S THE REFEREE'S DISCRETION ANYWAY fark YOU SMARKS, TIME FOR BIG SHOW AND CENA TO DOMINATE EVERYONE AFTER A TWO-COMMERCIAL MATCH OF PURE shiat HAHAHAHAHA -- Senile Vince, last seen wearing a cowboy hat on his head, whipped cream on his nipples, and the Big Dick Johnson thong and attempting to ride Hornswoggle like a horse
 
2012-07-09 10:21:09 PM  
Why has RAW been on 18hrs now... Wait what's that? It's only been on an hour and twenty? DaFuq?
 
2012-07-09 10:21:11 PM  
...he needs another ladder to beat The Big Show? That's the key?

Wow, Cole.
 
2012-07-09 10:21:12 PM  
Big Show barely moves when a ladder hits him
 
2012-07-09 10:21:20 PM  
Awful
 
2012-07-09 10:21:57 PM  
BAH GAWD! THAT LADDER HAD A FAMILY!
 
2012-07-09 10:22:10 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: "Has any match lasted more then 3 minutes? THIS SUCKS!!!"


"This match is so long it's had too many commercial breaks! THIS SUCKS!!!"

Frickin make up your damned minds.


Way to pay attention to details there, Jimbo.
 
2012-07-09 10:22:21 PM  

verbaltoxin: F*CK HOW LONG IS THIS SH*T?! TELL THOSE FOUR TO KILL ANOTHER 20 AND THEN TAKE IT HOME. MY LAOTIAN MASSEUSE FLEW IN AND SHE'S GOT A BOTTLE OF EXOTIC POISON NETTLE OIL THAT'S GOING TO PUT OVER BIG EARL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!


Big earl hebner?
 
2012-07-09 10:22:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BAH GAWD! THAT LADDER HAD A FAMILY!


I lol'd
 
2012-07-09 10:22:32 PM  
RECAP!!!!
 
2012-07-09 10:22:50 PM  
Drink!
 
2012-07-09 10:22:59 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Apollonia James: Jim from Saint Paul: Apollonia James: falcon176: i am still voting no for the cole/lawler match. is anyone else

Sorry, still trying to get Cena out of the #1 spot for "Most Patriotic Superstar."

Commie.

Look, I like Cena, but in a poll that includes Sgt Slaughter, a guy who used "Real American" as his theme, and a wrestler called the friggin' PATRIOT, he has no business being #1.

But do they love the troops?


Plus, Sgt. Slaughter had a famous stretch as an Iraqi Sympathizer.

Oh, look, recapping the horribleness that made people stabbin' angry at the beginning of the show. GREAT MOVE!
 
2012-07-09 10:23:06 PM  
So we have Lawler/Cole and Punk/Bryan left

Plus Cena or HHH coming out and Santino trying to find the GM.

30 minutes left.
 
2012-07-09 10:23:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: F*CK HOW LONG IS THIS SH*T?! TELL THOSE FOUR TO KILL ANOTHER 20 AND THEN TAKE IT HOME. MY LAOTIAN MASSEUSE FLEW IN AND SHE'S GOT A BOTTLE OF EXOTIC POISON NETTLE OIL THAT'S GOING TO PUT OVER BIG EARL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!

Sorry, Vince, but you fired Big Earl back in 2005. He works for some wrasslin company now.


I CAN'T HEAR YOUR MARK-ASS OVER THE SOUND OF MAI'S DEEP REACH GOING INTO MY SCULPTED GLUTES. F*CK YOU. Oh yes Mai, get way up in there, work that prostate...
 
2012-07-09 10:23:22 PM  
Still love Punk dropping the mic
 
2012-07-09 10:23:43 PM  

Master P but not that one: So we have Lawler/Cole and Punk/Bryan left

Plus Cena or HHH coming out and Santino trying to find the GM.

30 minutes left.


Heath Slater segment. I smell chicken wings.
 
2012-07-09 10:23:45 PM  
WWE is so bad that I will give TNA another chance, and my first impression of them is that horrid actress that couldn't cry worth a damn and a 3 minute RVD vs Angle match
 
2012-07-09 10:23:46 PM  
HAHAHA TIME FOR A RECAP OF TONIGHT'S OPENING SEGMENT, YOU SAID YOU LOVE PUNK AND BRYAN AND AJ WELL EAT IT UP SMARKS -- Senile Vince, last seen chugging Jim Beam and attempting to have sex with a Muscle and Fitness magazine
 
2012-07-09 10:23:48 PM  

verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: "Has any match lasted more then 3 minutes? THIS SUCKS!!!"


"This match is so long it's had too many commercial breaks! THIS SUCKS!!!"

Frickin make up your damned minds.

Way to pay attention to details there, Jimbo.


People are complaining about the commercial breaks.

Those are the only pertinent details.
 
2012-07-09 10:23:49 PM  
We have been voting NO
 
2012-07-09 10:24:14 PM  
Cole appealing to the smarks. Nice.
 
2012-07-09 10:24:17 PM  
Bob Backlund will probably be the highlight of the show.
 
2012-07-09 10:24:31 PM  
Come on, Mr Backlund - give this show some redeeming value!
 
2012-07-09 10:24:46 PM  

verbaltoxin: I CAN'T HEAR YOUR MARK-ASS OVER THE SOUND OF MAI'S DEEP REACH GOING INTO MY SCULPTED GLUTES. F*CK YOU. Oh yes Mai, get way up in there, work that prostate...


Uhhh...
i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 10:25:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Plus, Sgt. Slaughter had a famous stretch as an Iraqi Sympathizer.


But he got his country back!
 
2012-07-09 10:25:17 PM  
I AM A COULROPHILIAC THAT'S WHY I CAME UP WITH DOINK. I USED TO SURPRISE STEPH IN HER BEDROOM LATE AT NIGHT AS PONGO THE ERECT CLOWN!!
 
2012-07-09 10:25:18 PM  
Dude at work refused to watch TNA even though it;s gotten way way way better. Apparently he won;t watch unless Mr. Anderson is champion
 
2012-07-09 10:25:25 PM  
FRONTAL OCCIPITAL PROTUBERANCE.

/fark you vince
 
2012-07-09 10:25:45 PM  
I'd take a run at Chef Lorena's southern border.
 
2012-07-09 10:26:04 PM  
GOD DAMN IT NOT THIS shiat AGAIN
 
2012-07-09 10:26:10 PM  
Just turned it on in time to see Cena assualting everyone with a ladder. I thought that was going to be the main event.

Anyway, is it safe to start watching again? Or, did I totally blow it by tuning away when they had the only real action all night, and I'm back just in time for more AJ/Punk/DB soap opera?
 
2012-07-09 10:26:17 PM  

verbaltoxin: I AM A COULROPHILIAC THAT'S WHY I CAME UP WITH DOINK. I USED TO SURPRISE STEPH IN HER BEDROOM LATE AT NIGHT AS PONGO THE ERECT CLOWN!!


Macho?! Is that you?!
 
2012-07-09 10:26:23 PM  
Wow, we may not even hit the gredunza.
 
2012-07-09 10:26:28 PM  
God these 5 hour energy commercials suck. Shouldn't the spokesman for an energy drink NOT look old and like he's about to fall asleep/
 
2012-07-09 10:26:37 PM  

Anarchangel: GOD DAMN IT NOT THIS shiat AGAIN


I'm winning all the made-up titles tonight.

I'M GAGNE!
 
2012-07-09 10:26:58 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Wow, we may not even hit the gredunza.


I'm ok with that
 
2012-07-09 10:27:11 PM  

Anarchangel: FRONTAL OCCIPITAL PROTUBERANCE.

/fark you vince


Um, the post # changes every thread. It was 300 tonight. Nobody won it here. FNB won it on the Proboard.
 
2012-07-09 10:27:17 PM  

silgryphon: Dude at work refused to watch TNA even though it;s gotten way way way better. Apparently he won;t watch unless Mr. Anderson is champion


TNA has the stigma of having nothing but old washed up wrestlers, and Russo. I refused to watch it for a long time, was proven right when I did, but after THIS RAW!?!?!?! TNAwful gets ONE. MORE. MATCH.
 
2012-07-09 10:27:19 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Wow, we may not even hit the gredunza.


I predict participation to go down even further once things stabilize and we find our own personal TNN.
 
2012-07-09 10:27:36 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Wow, we may not even hit the gredunza.


Damn! I had just figured out how that worked after the thread last Monday.

/leave the noob alone dammit
 
2012-07-09 10:27:49 PM  
*FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPAFPAFPAPFAPFPAFPAPFAPFPFAPFAPFAPAFAP*
 
2012-07-09 10:27:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Anarchangel: GOD DAMN IT NOT THIS shiat AGAIN

I'm winning all the made-up titles tonight.

I'M GAGNE!


I consider your victory akin to the NWA title changes that used to happen in Japan.
 
2012-07-09 10:28:14 PM  
30 minutes left, and we're still under 700 posts. No gredunza tonight, folks.
 
2012-07-09 10:28:18 PM  
Punk's already plotting to bang Eve after he dumps Lita in 6 months. You just know it.
 
2012-07-09 10:28:21 PM  
Whoever called the Kane wins, AJ counts the 3 after the Punk-Bryan match totally farking wizarded that shiat.
 
2012-07-09 10:28:33 PM  
plod plod plod plod plod
 
2012-07-09 10:28:39 PM  
Eve drops pipebombs?
 
2012-07-09 10:28:40 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Wow, we may not even hit the gredunza.


Hell, someone post some ponies or something to get the count up.
 
2012-07-09 10:28:46 PM  
NICE!!! Eve pointing out all of the 2nd fiddles Punks has been playing to lately
 
2012-07-09 10:29:19 PM  
Double-double turn with Punk/AJ/Bryan/Eve?
 
2012-07-09 10:29:25 PM  
WTF am I watching?
 
2012-07-09 10:29:26 PM  
Khali said Yes. and whatever else he said
 
2012-07-09 10:29:29 PM  
I already voted no. Can I do it again? It probably won't matter
 
2012-07-09 10:29:30 PM  
"Cell phone...all right."
 
2012-07-09 10:29:35 PM  

falcon176: silgryphon: Dude at work refused to watch TNA even though it;s gotten way way way better. Apparently he won;t watch unless Mr. Anderson is champion

TNA has the stigma of having nothing but old washed up wrestlers, and Russo. I refused to watch it for a long time, was proven right when I did, but after THIS RAW!?!?!?! TNAwful gets ONE. MORE. MATCH.


The world champ is a small, kind of young guy who won it last nioght from a medium-sized kind of young guy, Hulk Hogan only appears for a few minutes at a time, Ric Flair is gone, Angle just jobbed to Samoa Joe, and they're setting up a classic angle with Zima Ion and Jesse Sorenson over a legit injury and Ion refusing to even call and apologize to Sorenson.

TNA is better.

/they do have some weak spots, like the last of the Russo AJ/Dixie/Crackwhore angle... but that's the only true badness, and it led to a great match last night.
 
2012-07-09 10:30:10 PM  
And ensuring that this entire show ends up on Botchamania... Sin Cara!
 
2012-07-09 10:30:19 PM  
Please let Miz come save this match and show
 
2012-07-09 10:30:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: nd they're setting up a classic angle with Zima Ion and Jesse Sorenson over a legit injury and Ion refusing to even call and apologize to Sorenson.


THis is bullshiat and they should be ashamed of themselves for it.
 
2012-07-09 10:30:52 PM  
Sin Cara vs. Jobber Entrance #5 for a MITB spot.

I WONDER WHO WILL WIN
 
2012-07-09 10:30:58 PM  
I swear, if it's Hunico AGAIN...
 
2012-07-09 10:31:16 PM  

Anarchangel: Whoever called the Kane wins, AJ counts the 3 after the Punk-Bryan match totally farking wizarded that shiat.


Thanks but it's not happening. Just thinking out loud for fun...

i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 10:31:33 PM  
OK I know I am bad at math but there is no way 999 plus 2 equals 1000.
 
2012-07-09 10:31:58 PM  
ZACK RYDER IS GM SO TIME TO GUT ALL POSSIBLE WRESTLING FROM SMACKDOWN HAHAHAHA fark YOU SMARKS AND IT'S BOTCH CARA OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT -- Senile Vince, last seen snorting an unknown white powder off a digitally remastered Blu-Ray copy of his "Stand Back" performance
 
2012-07-09 10:32:10 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: and they're setting up a classic angle with Zima Ion and Jesse Sorenson over a legit injury and Ion refusing to even call and apologize to Sorenson.


A classic angle...I'm gonna guess that doesn't happen.
 
2012-07-09 10:32:11 PM  
Was khali not supposed to be understanding english there or just retarded?
 
2012-07-09 10:32:41 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: nd they're setting up a classic angle with Zima Ion and Jesse Sorenson over a legit injury and Ion refusing to even call and apologize to Sorenson.

THis is bullshiat and they should be ashamed of themselves for it.


Seriously?

That's classic wrestling right there. Sorenson is obviously in on it, because he plans to return to the ring at some point, and this is just planting seeds.

It's no different than when they used Magnum TA as a prop for Dusty to leach heat off of, or the Pit Bull being dragged around by his halo.
 
2012-07-09 10:33:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Sorenson is obviously in on it,


He walking yet?
 
2012-07-09 10:33:57 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Was khali not supposed to be understanding english there or just retarded?


I think he botched
 
2012-07-09 10:34:06 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: HeartBurnKid: Wow, we may not even hit the gredunza.

Hell, someone post some ponies or something to get the count up.


I'm trying with the Senile Vince quotes, but I only have so much I can take.

Wait, I have chips and salsa. I'll be good.
 
2012-07-09 10:34:17 PM  
Ok, I'm just gonna say this. It may make me an instant heel.

But this fWc thread has been a heck of a lot more enjoyable tonight. The post count may be down but at least the posts have been about RAW. I haven't had to skip past 500 posts of people arguing over whether AJ is hot or not, bad mouthing some farker who has never been in a fWc thread, or complaining about girlfriend problems.

Give me 900 comments about what we like and dislike about Raw over a bunch of farkers taking themselves way to serious ANY day of the week.
 
2012-07-09 10:34:23 PM