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		Company thanks customers by spreading fun and E.coli at picnic (wdtn.com)		33
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Ed Finnerty		2012-07-09 06:13:35 PM

Thanks Helen, but I couldn't eat one more poop-salad sandwich. I simply must have the recipe, though! Was that corn I tasted?

paygun		2012-07-09 06:15:20 PM

we appreciate the shiat out of you

Sticky Hands		2012-07-09 06:15:34 PM

If you are going to go to Germantown, you are going to get E.coli.
That's just the way the world works.

hammettman		2012-07-09 06:15:38 PM

In these, our own troubled times, nothing says customer appreciation more than bloody diarrhea, fever, nausea, vomiting and stomach cramps.

coldcuts		2012-07-09 06:18:19 PM

At least they got a picnic.

/got nothing

Gyrfalcon		2012-07-09 06:18:44 PM

It was a landscaping company.

Proof positive you really need to wash your hands after handling the fertilizer.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-07-09 06:19:21 PM

I read that as "Comcast" instead of "Company"
clearly NOT enough bath salts

Weidermeijer		2012-07-09 06:19:49 PM

If the investigators hablo they might get more answers.

Weidermeijer		2012-07-09 06:20:49 PM

Sticky Hands: If you are going to go to Germantown, you are going to get E.coli.
That's just the way the world works.

Effin Nazis. Hate those guys.

Mr.Hawk		2012-07-09 06:20:52 PM

hammettman: In these, our own troubled times, nothing says customer appreciation more than bloody diarrhea, fever, nausea, vomiting and stomach cramps.

That sounds like my typical Monday morning...

Sgygus		2012-07-09 06:21:19 PM

Bloody diarrhea, fever, nausea, vomiting and stomach cramps with the bonus of years later, the stomach is still a delicate thing that cannot accept irritants like alcohol.

/beware the frozen hamburger patties

Mega Steve		2012-07-09 06:23:50 PM

Weidermeijer: Sticky Hands: If you are going to go to Germantown, you are going to get E.coli.
That's just the way the world works.

Effin Nazis. Hate those guys.

Beat me to it *shakes tiny fist*

Eirik		2012-07-09 06:31:29 PM

If this is how they treat valued customers, what the hell do they do to the ones they dislike??

InternetSecurityGuard		2012-07-09 06:33:48 PM

It was probably the fish. Next time, get the lasagna.

fusillade762		2012-07-09 06:34:01 PM

Oops, looks like somebody left the potato salad in the sun too long.

matovichj		2012-07-09 06:44:37 PM

Sgygus: Bloody diarrhea, fever, nausea, vomiting and stomach cramps with the bonus of years later, the stomach is still a delicate thing that cannot accept irritants like alcohol.

/beware the frozen hamburger patties

I dunno about that. I'm keeping my stomach clean of bacteria with the copious amounts of liquor I ingest.

/I know. I know.
//

Apos		2012-07-09 06:50:28 PM

What a nauseating turn of events.

the_vicious_fez		2012-07-09 06:53:36 PM

How farking inept in the kitchen do you have to be to poison your coworkers with e. coli at a potluck? Either cook your burgers all the way through or buy the right meat and wash your hands after handling the raw stuff. Done.

/now salmonella, on the other hand...

ashinmytomatoes		2012-07-09 06:53:44 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: It was probably the fish. Next time, get the lasagna.

It was the salmon mousse.

InternetSecurityGuard		2012-07-09 06:58:00 PM

ashinmytomatoes: InternetSecurityGuard: It was probably the fish. Next time, get the lasagna.

It was the salmon mousse.

Sal Monella and Edward Coli? I think I went to scholl with those guys.

Ed Finnerty		2012-07-09 07:02:01 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: ashinmytomatoes: InternetSecurityGuard: It was probably the fish. Next time, get the lasagna.

It was the salmon mousse.

Sal Monella and Edward Coli? I think I went to scholl with those guys.

Were they students or staph?

Pointy Tail of Satan		2012-07-09 07:03:10 PM

There is only one way to deal with this! Eliminate the FDA! Reduce Public Health monitoring! OMG!!! Taxes! Mitt, save us!

InternetSecurityGuard		2012-07-09 07:15:56 PM

Ed Finnerty: InternetSecurityGuard: ashinmytomatoes: InternetSecurityGuard: It was probably the fish. Next time, get the lasagna.

It was the salmon mousse.

Sal Monella and Edward Coli? I think I went to scholl with those guys.

Were they students or staph?

Staph. But I think it was just a phage they were going through.

Mitch Taylor's Bro		2012-07-09 07:25:53 PM

Eirik: If this is how they treat valued customers, what the hell do they do to the ones they dislike??

Flesh-eating bacteria a la mode.

hammettman		2012-07-09 07:27:04 PM

Mr.Hawk: hammettman: In these, our own troubled times, nothing says customer appreciation more than bloody diarrhea, fever, nausea, vomiting and stomach cramps.

That sounds like my typical Monday morning...

I understand, completely, which is why I tend to skip Monday mornings entirely and go right into double Tuesdays.

dball2		2012-07-09 07:28:48 PM

Landscape company? Simple. Queso Fresco on the guacamole and tacos.

Made shortly after the familia terrier left the cool tub after a hot day.

Nick Nostril		2012-07-09 07:46:11 PM

It was from all the rim jobs, wasn't it?

Gyrfalcon		2012-07-09 08:00:47 PM

Ed Finnerty: InternetSecurityGuard: ashinmytomatoes: InternetSecurityGuard: It was probably the fish. Next time, get the lasagna.

It was the salmon mousse.

Sal Monella and Edward Coli? I think I went to scholl with those guys.

Were they students or staph?

Wow, you don't even need a nasty virus to make you want to throw up!

Thanks for the groan-worthy puns.

Badgers		2012-07-09 08:08:11 PM

E. coli symptoms include bloody diarrhea, fever, nausea, vomiting and stomach cramps.

i.imgur.com

TheMega		2012-07-09 09:38:41 PM

That's why I always stick to beer... it's always in a nice, covered cooler... buried in ice. What the hell more can you ask for? (other than some pretzels... or maybe some chips. And a hummer is always nice.)