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(NJ.com)   Yet another example of what decades of Aquanet inhalation does to the mind, a Jersey Girl calls the police on her drug dealer who didn't deliver her $20 worth of pot   (nj.com) divider line 12
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2012-07-09 08:48:11 PM
3 votes:
SoxSweepAgain: They still make Aquanet?

/My favorite shaving cream: Barbasol.



You have money and want some weed,
A guy takes your money and doesn't deliver,
When you call the cops to intercede,
You'll be the one to go up the river

BURMA SHAVE
2012-07-09 08:44:20 PM
3 votes:
sandbox365.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-09 08:50:20 PM
2 votes:
So, does Aquanet inhalation have the side effect of causing your dismembered corpse to be found on the shores of the Jersey River?

Because I see that as a follow-up to this.

/Makes awesome spud gun fuel, unless you can get your hands on starter fluid.
2012-07-09 10:54:59 PM
1 votes:
urban.derelict: signaljammer: "wandering for purposes of obtaining a controlled dangerous substance"

this, and the politicians never bothered to define 'dangerous,' cuz ... WATER is dangerous AND LETHAL, 'weed' is NOT.

/only way weed is dangerous is when a 2-ton bale falls on you
//HEMP FOR VICTORY


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2012-07-09 09:13:49 PM
1 votes:
Kumana Wanalaia: AverageAmericanGuy: Fark is going down for 15 minutes for electrical maintenance.

Is that 15 minutes in real time or Fark time?

it could be a while. Sometimes the first guy they send to reset the main breakers gets eaten by velociraptors.


dtdstudios.com
2012-07-09 08:46:39 PM
1 votes:
"wandering for purposes of obtaining a controlled dangerous substance"

The pigs have managed to proscribe my evening constitutional about the neighborhood, damn!
2012-07-09 08:44:53 PM
1 votes:
Oh, I forgot- this is why we must have a war on drugs- to allow the black free market to thrive
2012-07-09 08:43:28 PM
1 votes:
wait- she went someplace and met someone she had never met, and complains to the cops.... . baby boomers these days ...

/its 20 bucks, stupid- let it go
2012-07-09 08:42:48 PM
1 votes:
oh she dead
2012-07-09 06:59:32 PM
1 votes:
Somehow I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hairspray in my spine
It's a super cheap way to party
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time
2012-07-09 06:46:40 PM
1 votes:
Remember, the customer is always right!
2012-07-09 05:12:22 PM
1 votes:
They still make Aquanet?

/My favorite shaving cream: Barbasol.
 
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