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		Yet another example of what decades of Aquanet inhalation does to the mind, a Jersey Girl calls the police on her drug dealer who didn't deliver her $20 worth of pot (nj.com)		43
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bigpeeler		2012-07-09 05:02:44 PM

LOL..."Aquanet inhalation". Well played.

some_beer_drinker		2012-07-09 05:04:27 PM

and this is why i dont deal pot anymore. there are too many idiots who will call the cops and rat you out rather than pay what they owe. fark people.

SoxSweepAgain		2012-07-09 05:12:22 PM

They still make Aquanet?

/My favorite shaving cream: Barbasol.

Diogenes		2012-07-09 05:22:50 PM

some_beer_drinker: and this is why i dont deal pot anymore. there are too many idiots who will call the cops and rat you out rather than pay what they owe. fark people.

For a $20 bag no less.

Kids these days...

Darth_Lukecash		2012-07-09 06:46:40 PM

Remember, the customer is always right!

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-07-09 06:49:25 PM

You have to buy more if you want them to take the time to deliver to you, silly.

cretinbob		2012-07-09 06:59:32 PM

Somehow I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hairspray in my spine
It's a super cheap way to party
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time

Boudica's War Tampon		2012-07-09 08:42:48 PM

oh she dead

alienated		2012-07-09 08:43:28 PM

wait- she went someplace and met someone she had never met, and complains to the cops.... . baby boomers these days ...

/its 20 bucks, stupid- let it go

tweek46420		2012-07-09 08:44:20 PM

alienated		2012-07-09 08:44:53 PM

Oh, I forgot- this is why we must have a war on drugs- to allow the ~~black~~ free market to thrive

signaljammer		2012-07-09 08:46:39 PM

"wandering for purposes of obtaining a controlled dangerous substance"

The pigs have managed to proscribe my evening constitutional about the neighborhood, damn!

davidphogan		2012-07-09 08:46:56 PM

With as many times as someone has been arrested for calling the cops about pot deals they're admitting they're involved in, I'm still surprised how often it happens.

Apos		2012-07-09 08:47:45 PM

Ironic tag is working on some good kush....

6655321		2012-07-09 08:48:11 PM

SoxSweepAgain: They still make Aquanet?

/My favorite shaving cream: Barbasol.

You have money and want some weed,
A guy takes your money and doesn't deliver,
When you call the cops to intercede,
You'll be the one to go up the river

BURMA SHAVE

BronyMedic		2012-07-09 08:50:20 PM

So, does Aquanet inhalation have the side effect of causing your dismembered corpse to be found on the shores of the Jersey River?

Because I see that as a follow-up to this.

/Makes awesome spud gun fuel, unless you can get your hands on starter fluid.

LittleSmitty		2012-07-09 08:53:30 PM

some_beer_drinker: and this is why i dont deal pot anymore. there are too many idiots who will call the cops and rat you out rather than pay what they owe. fark people.

Cash up front or go home budless.

/Peddled the dummy dust in the 80's. No frontsies unless you had collateral worth more than what you were buying. Still have a few items that were never reclaimed.

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-07-09 08:53:51 PM

Wilcox immediately was arrested and charged with wandering for purposes of obtaining a controlled dangerous substance.

Wandering is a crime?

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-07-09 08:54:32 PM

Fark is going down for 15 minutes for electrical maintenance.

Is that 15 minutes in real time or Fark time?

Ed Finnerty		2012-07-09 08:57:55 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Fark is going down for 15 minutes for electrical maintenance.

Is that 15 minutes in real time or Fark time?

Good question. Also, I'm in the Central Time Zone. Does this mean 15 minutes or 1 hour and 15 minutes? Or did this already happen?

alienated		2012-07-09 08:58:43 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Is that 15 minutes in real time or Fark time?

My guess is as long as that bottle of Makers or Bookers takes to drink after they are done with the work

Neondistraction		2012-07-09 08:59:41 PM

cretinbob: Somehow I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hairspray in my spine
It's a super cheap way to party
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time

Good luck getting that child support check now.

Kumana Wanalaia		2012-07-09 09:01:36 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Fark is going down for 15 minutes for electrical maintenance.

Is that 15 minutes in real time or Fark time?

it could be a while. Sometimes the first guy they send to reset the main breakers gets eaten by velociraptors.

vudukungfu		2012-07-09 09:03:50 PM

bigpeeler: LOL..."Aquanet inhalation". Well played.

Had to deal with a person named Aquanetta, just last week.

Wanted to slap the coloration off of her face.

Ed Finnerty		2012-07-09 09:13:49 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: AverageAmericanGuy: Fark is going down for 15 minutes for electrical maintenance.

Is that 15 minutes in real time or Fark time?

it could be a while. Sometimes the first guy they send to reset the main breakers gets eaten by velociraptors.

dtdstudios.com

ritalinchild 54		2012-07-09 09:14:27 PM

circa 1968 a "lid" of regular pot was $20, $35 for good stuff. (which was trash weed but.....)

Benjimin_Dover		2012-07-09 09:22:08 PM

Aquanet should not be wasted on huffing. It was meant for important uses like this.

www.alioth.net

6655321		2012-07-09 09:25:36 PM

Rufus Lee King: AverageAmericanGuy: Fark is going down for 15 minutes for electrical maintenance.

Is that 15 minutes in real time or Fark time?

Who can say?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 480x360]

If Pepco is his electrical supplier, it could be days.

Buffet		2012-07-09 09:34:56 PM

dangerous????

Ed Finnerty		2012-07-09 09:37:27 PM

Whatever happened to Vitalis? You could spray that on a jacket and make your own bulletproof vest.

signaljammer		2012-07-09 09:43:07 PM

Z's of regs were $10 in Ariz up 'till about the bicentennial. $15 in civilized America.

Upsells were possible up to modern prices, which considering inflation, was 2x today's.

KrispyKritter		2012-07-09 10:04:14 PM

Ed Finnerty: Whatever happened to Vitalis? You could spray that on a jacket and make your own bulletproof vest.

'Vitalis' being a time warp word, i just flew back in history to a land far away and long ago. holy crap.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-07-09 10:21:04 PM

KrispyKritter: Ed Finnerty: Whatever happened to Vitalis? You could spray that on a jacket and make your own bulletproof vest.

'Vitalis' being a time warp word, i just flew back in history to a land far away and long ago. holy crap.

I'm smelling that shiat now.

fark you all.

urban.derelict		2012-07-09 10:29:58 PM

signaljammer: "wandering for purposes of obtaining a controlled dangerous substance"

this, and the politicians never bothered to define 'dangerous,' cuz ... WATER is dangerous AND LETHAL, 'weed' is NOT.

/only way weed is dangerous is when a 2-ton bale falls on you
//HEMP FOR VICTORY

tweek46420		2012-07-09 10:54:59 PM

urban.derelict: signaljammer: "wandering for purposes of obtaining a controlled dangerous substance"

this, and the politicians never bothered to define 'dangerous,' cuz ... WATER is dangerous AND LETHAL, 'weed' is NOT.

/only way weed is dangerous is when a 2-ton bale falls on you
//HEMP FOR VICTORY

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

lenfromak		2012-07-09 11:24:33 PM

vudukungfu: bigpeeler: LOL..."Aquanet inhalation". Well played.

Had to deal with a person named Aquanetta, just last week.

Wanted to slap the coloration off of her face.

I bet she didn't look anything like this one:

farm2.static.flickr.com

speedycat		2012-07-09 11:54:24 PM

Neondistraction: cretinbob: Somehow I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hairspray in my spine
It's a super cheap way to party
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time

Good luck getting that child support check now.

Thanks for reminding me of the favorite show of the woman who carried my child. The same woman who doesn't speak to me much any more.

Ironic huh?

NephilimNexus		2012-07-10 02:48:40 AM

Actually, Aquanet is hands down the most effective insecticide that I've ever seen.

urban.derelict		2012-07-10 08:33:38 AM

tweek46420: //HEMP FOR VICTORY

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

/hot DAY'UM! where's can i gets me sum?
//the above line is, apparently, criminal in NJ

urban.derelict		2012-07-10 08:38:45 AM

Benjimin_Dover: Aquanet should not be wasted on huffing. It was meant for important uses like this.

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

/because setting ones forearm on fire is fun, makes ladies moist, take pictures
//you cover your hand with it; it's easy enough to put out

vudukungfu		2012-07-10 09:30:38 AM

lenfromak: vudukungfu: bigpeeler: LOL..."Aquanet inhalation". Well played.

Had to deal with a person named Aquanetta, just last week.

Wanted to slap the coloration off of her face.

I bet she didn't look anything like this one:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 349x500]

My grandmother had that copy.
No she didn't. She was a walking, talking, negative stereotype.
The original was a positve one.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime		2012-07-10 02:19:49 PM

i want to make a russian, 80's cover band and call it Aquaneyt

Benjimin_Dover		2012-07-10 05:30:55 PM

urban.derelict: Benjimin_Dover: Aquanet should not be wasted on huffing. It was meant for important uses like this.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x480]

/because setting ones forearm on fire is fun, makes ladies moist, take pictures
//you cover your hand with it; it's easy enough to put out

LOL. I preferred a can of Lysol for flaming up stuff.

/me and my buddy emptied both his and my house of all flammables one summer
//still have the scar from it
///good times

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