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2012-07-09 02:17:02 PM  
I've seen the blind people themselves do it.
 
2012-07-09 02:19:23 PM  
SO WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY IS, BLIND PEOPLE HAVE A WAY OF SEEING THE WORLD WITHOUT USING THEIR EYES? COOL!
 
2012-07-09 02:44:02 PM  
There are four other senses, subby. Like taste, for instance.
 
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2012-07-09 03:47:47 PM  

TommyymmoT: I've seen the blind people themselves do it.


What take a crap?
 
2012-07-09 04:53:26 PM  

vpb: TommyymmoT: I've seen the blind people themselves do it.

What take a crap?


It's easy, they can't see me looking in the window.
I'm not a peeping Tom. I stare.
 
2012-07-09 06:36:02 PM  
www.humorhound.com
 
2012-07-09 06:59:44 PM  
Blind men watch the watchmen.
 
2012-07-09 07:03:01 PM  
Wait a minute... dogs that can poop on command? THAT IS AWESOME.
 
2012-07-09 07:03:07 PM  
OK then, how does a blind person know when they're done wiping their own ass?
 
2012-07-09 07:03:41 PM  
/r/TIL
 
2012-07-09 07:05:51 PM  
"Woof woof woof!" = "Okay, poop is coming out."
 
2012-07-09 07:06:16 PM  
"go time"

I lol'd.
 
2012-07-09 07:06:27 PM  
Officer Obie?
 
2012-07-09 07:06:31 PM  
They have specially trained miniature horses that follow the dogs and clean up the poop. Then the trained monkeys follow.
 
2012-07-09 07:07:27 PM  

Triumph: There are four other senses, subby. Like taste, for instance.


Good thing they don't have to step in it.
 
2012-07-09 07:07:31 PM  

andersoncouncil42: OK then, how does a blind person know when they're done wiping their own ass?


Can't you tell without looking?

/then you're doing it wrong
 
2012-07-09 07:08:16 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: They have specially trained miniature horses that follow the dogs and clean up the poop. Then the trained monkeys follow.


Who cleans up after the monkeys? Turtles?
 
2012-07-09 07:09:08 PM  
Sound fisecal policy.
 
2012-07-09 07:11:01 PM  
Not related to blindness and the like, but this one of the reason why I could never own a dog. I love how useful they are for protection and such and I'm sure they're great companions. But dog feces and dog saliva are two things that absolutely gross me out to no end. I don't even let my friends dogs lick me or anything because the spit and slobber grosses me out. I could never deliberately lean down and grab their shiat, even through a plastic bag.
 
2012-07-09 07:12:20 PM  

taurusowner: Pointy Tail of Satan: They have specially trained miniature horses that follow the dogs and clean up the poop. Then the trained monkeys follow.

Who cleans up after the monkeys? Turtles?



Yeah. It's turtles all the way down.
 
2012-07-09 07:12:56 PM  

andersoncouncil42: OK then, how does a blind person know when they're done wiping their own ass?


God gave us other senses besides sight, you know. Taste, for example.
 
2012-07-09 07:18:23 PM  

The Loaf: Wait a minute... dogs that can poop on command? THAT IS AWESOME.


I trained my old roommate's dog to do so. If I told her "Go poop" she would at least squat and fake it if she didn't need to.
 
2012-07-09 07:20:37 PM  
They wait until after dark before taking their doggies out for poopie break. Then they can go where ever they want without having to clean up afterwards Yeah, I live in a HOA neighborhood if that's what your thinking...
 
2012-07-09 07:21:03 PM  
Hum.

My childhood dog was a male black lab that never lifted his leg. Neutered a bit too early maybe?
 
2012-07-09 07:21:05 PM  

andersoncouncil42: OK then, how does a blind person know when they're done wiping their own ass?


They run out of sidewalk.
 
2012-07-09 07:21:05 PM  
Just leave it, who is going to ticket/harass a blind man?
 
2012-07-09 07:22:39 PM  

wambu: andersoncouncil42: OK then, how does a blind person know when they're done wiping their own ass?

Can't you tell without looking?

/then you're doing it wrong


But not knowing would get the best of me!
 
2012-07-09 07:23:14 PM  
If necessary, I'd do it. I mean, they're blind for crying out loud. Fortunately, it seems the dog trainers thought of everything.
 
2012-07-09 07:28:09 PM  

mark.jms: Hum.

My childhood dog was a male black lab that never lifted his leg. Neutered a bit too early maybe?


My mom's last dog as a male rottweiler that never lifted his leg. Definitely neutered a bit too early.
 
2012-07-09 07:28:56 PM  
WAS.

Christ.
 
2012-07-09 07:29:55 PM  
What a stupid question.

If they're well-trained enough to drag your blind ass around, I'm sure they're well-trained enough to hold it in until they get home and do it in a special doggie depository.
 
2012-07-09 07:33:19 PM  

vpb: TommyymmoT: I've seen the blind people themselves do it.

What take a crap?


I usually leave them...but if are inclined to take...to each their own.
 
2012-07-09 07:34:02 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: SO WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY IS, BLIND PEOPLE HAVE A WAY OF SEEING THE WORLD WITHOUT USING THEIR EYES? COOL!


I know you wrote this in all caps to "shout" for blind people, but I couldn't help but read it in Huell Howser's voice. That sounds exactly like something he'd say. Link
 
2012-07-09 07:34:26 PM  
Still no answer for how blind people know when to stop wiping.
 
2012-07-09 07:34:39 PM  
Now, can we get the SEEING owners of dogs take responsibility for cleaning up after them? The disability they suffer from apparently is just old, ordinary selfishness. (We clean up after our two labs, after all.)
 
2012-07-09 07:35:29 PM  

The Loaf: Wait a minute... dogs that can poop on command? THAT IS AWESOME.


But can you train them to eat it on demand?
 
2012-07-09 07:36:29 PM  

Ed Finnerty: andersoncouncil42: OK then, how does a blind person know when they're done wiping their own ass?

They run out of sidewalk.


I laughed way too hard; thanks for that.
 
2012-07-09 07:38:30 PM  

andersoncouncil42: OK then, how does a blind person know when they're done wiping their own ass?


Scratch'n'sniff?
 
2012-07-09 07:38:50 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Still no answer for how blind people know when to stop wiping.


The dog stops licking.
 
2012-07-09 07:40:04 PM  
I had a co

mark.jms: Hum.

My childhood dog was a male black lab that never lifted his leg. Neutered a bit too early maybe?


I had a collie that had his balls all his life. For years he squatted to take a piss then he saw some other dogs lift leg and
no more squatting except to crap after that.
 
2012-07-09 07:40:37 PM  

taurusowner: Not related to blindness and the like, but this one of the reason why I could never own a dog. I love how useful they are for protection and such and I'm sure they're great companions. But dog feces and dog saliva are two things that absolutely gross me out to no end. I don't even let my friends dogs lick me or anything because the spit and slobber grosses me out. I could never deliberately lean down and grab their shiat, even through a plastic bag.


Don't EVER have children. Babies just throw urine and vomit into the mix, often literally and sometimes even simultaneously. Every baby is just a G.G. Allin wannabe. Dogs are germaphobe dreams by comparison.

/have two dogs
/have one dude that picks up the poop in the backyard for $7/week
 
2012-07-09 07:41:17 PM  

taurusowner: Not related to blindness and the like, but this one of the reason why I could never own a dog. I love how useful they are for protection and such and I'm sure they're great companions. But dog feces and dog saliva are two things that absolutely gross me out to no end. I don't even let my friends dogs lick me or anything because the spit and slobber grosses me out. I could never deliberately lean down and grab their shiat, even through a plastic bag.


Me too, thats why I take mine outside.
 
2012-07-09 07:44:11 PM  
Seeing eye dogs are followed by eating poop dogs.
 
2012-07-09 07:47:27 PM  

taurusowner: I don't even let my friends dogs lick me or anything because the spit and slobber grosses me out.


Speaking as a dog owner, you're not supposed to do that anyway. It is pretty gross to get slobbered on by dogs.
 
2012-07-09 07:49:34 PM  
I let my St. Bernard take bear-sized dumps anywhere and everywhere he pleases.

Got a problem with it? fark off.
 
2012-07-09 07:51:09 PM  
taurusowner:

I could never deliberately lean down and grab their shiat, even through a plastic bag.

That's what I thought until I got my first puppy at age 42.

Mind you I'd already changed babies' diapers, wiped my Parkinsoned grandpa's butt when grandma was away and even gave my crippled mother a pre-medical appointment enema when my father was too sick to do it, but somehow the idea of picking up puppy poop through a plastic bag revolted me.

Then I just forced myself to do it and got good at it. It's just part of walking a dog in the city. It also gives me first-hand evidence of his intestinal health, etc.: everything from "OMG! Slime! Blood! Vet right away!" to "So that's where my coat button went, and there it can stay now."

It takes special mental effort to pick up after a stranger's dog though, kinda like I wouldn't want to work in a nursing home and have to wipe your grandfather's butt. Things connected to me and mine are special, that's all there is to it. (Of course you're welcome to pick up after my dog if you insist, just don't eat it in front of me.)
 
2012-07-09 07:52:46 PM  
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2012-07-09 07:53:22 PM  
thisisyourbrainonFark:

Still no answer for how blind people know when to stop wiping.

Maybe when it stops feeling smeary? Or maybe they sniff the paper, whereas you simply taste it?
 
2012-07-09 07:53:52 PM  

sparkeyjames: I had a comark.jms: Hum.

My childhood dog was a male black lab that never lifted his leg. Neutered a bit too early maybe?

I had a collie that had his balls all his life. For years he squatted to take a piss then he saw some other dogs lift leg and
no more squatting except to crap after that.


I have a female dog that has lifted her leg to piss ever since she saw our other (now dead) dog do it. She also started kicking dirt behind her afterwards like he did. Then she taught my sister's dog to do it too.
 
2012-07-09 07:54:33 PM  

The One True TheDavid: So that's where my coat button went


ROFL.
 
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