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2012-07-09 02:34:20 PM
Must be suburban lions to be so scared of black men.
 
2012-07-09 03:57:04 PM
The Adventures of Claud Balls.
 
2012-07-09 04:00:29 PM
But it's got lion spit on it now!
 
2012-07-09 04:12:36 PM
Bah, just last night I had to wrest my steak dinner from its rightful owner.

And by wrest, I mean order.

From a cute waitress.

With sweet potato fries and cole slaw.

And a few gin and tonics.

So, yea, I can totally relate to those three.
 
2012-07-09 04:29:02 PM
For those who saw it was a Gawker Media link and didn't click in hopes someone would just link directly to the embedded Youtube video instead

Here You Go: Link
 
2012-07-09 04:30:30 PM
Meh, let them try that at an IHOP in Virginia.
 
2012-07-09 04:43:00 PM
Wouldn't it be less dangerous to kill a wildebeest?
 
2012-07-09 04:43:16 PM
Love how the one lion at end looks at 'em like.. "the fark you jus' do??"
 
2012-07-09 04:44:47 PM
Humans. One of many jerks of the animal kingdom.

/Has never EVER been that hungry.
 
2012-07-09 04:48:48 PM
they be stealing the kitties food! what the fark!
 
2012-07-09 04:51:09 PM

TheHappTroll: Wouldn't it be less dangerous to kill a wildebeest?


Are you kiddin? Those things can bite! Wildeb33st bites kan be nasti.
 
2012-07-09 05:01:55 PM
How do you say "Here, hold my beer and watch this!" in African?
 
2012-07-09 05:02:51 PM
www.noa.al

Would like a word with subby.
 
2012-07-09 05:04:08 PM
bunch of pussies
 
2012-07-09 05:07:50 PM
Well trained animals. Sees humans, runs the fark away, fast.
 
2012-07-09 05:52:04 PM
29.media.tumblr.com
Excuse me...your balls are showing.
 
2012-07-09 06:12:18 PM
The look on the faces of the lions starting at 2:50 expresses the "WTF am I seeing" meme better than anything I've ever seen.

It's generally thought that you should never run from a predatory animal or else it will think you are something good to eat. I'll bet these lions were having the opposite thought: anything that comes at me with that much deliberation must be something I should be afraid of.
 
2012-07-09 06:15:23 PM
Whoa whoa whoa! Meat dicks.

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/Should I be gettin' baked for this, boys?
 
2012-07-09 07:51:35 PM
Did anyone else watch that with subtitles on?

Whe that one lion roared it said "Schwarzes!"
 
2012-07-09 07:55:44 PM
datelinenews.org

Did someone say big tasty balls?
 
2012-07-09 08:03:16 PM
That's why we all dine at McWildebeast.
 
2012-07-09 08:40:42 PM
I knew it was this video before I clicked the link. No way in hell I'd do that.
 
2012-07-09 08:52:46 PM
And here's me: "Let's see, there four of us, and 15 lions, so that's... lessee here... *counting fingers* ...1, 2, 3... you know what? You three go ahead, I'll just stay back here and keep a lookout."
 
2012-07-09 08:53:07 PM
I hope the lions took down the meat thieves.
 
2012-07-09 08:54:45 PM
I also bet the video person had SERIOUS weaponry at his disposal.
 
2012-07-09 09:55:56 PM
Just invent the Glock. Yay white people.
 
2012-07-09 10:06:52 PM
to me, they walked like they were holding weapons. some lions may have seen that and known to scatter. the rest followed. still crazy as fark tho
 
2012-07-09 10:56:27 PM
It was probably filmed with one camera. All the shots were almost certainly taken at different times, under different circumstances, and edited together to make a pre-planned narrative at a later date. If you think those shots were of the lions reacting to the incident as it took place in real time, you are naive to the ways of wildlife photography.
 
2012-07-09 11:14:00 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Just invent the Glock. Yay white people.


Glocks don't come in .375H&H.
 
2012-07-09 11:43:24 PM

Hack Patooey: Bah, just last night I had to wrest my steak dinner from its rightful owner.

And by wrest, I mean order.

From a cute waitress.

With sweet potato fries and cole slaw.

And a few gin and tonics.

So, yea, I can totally relate to those three.


Unmitigated savagery.
 
2012-07-10 03:31:15 AM
The only way these 3 black guys would have been more scary is if they would have been wearing hoodies.
 
2012-07-10 07:30:07 AM
I was hoping that the pride would attack as a gang and totally maul up on the tribesman, but no such luck. Sighs..maybe next time.
 
2012-07-10 12:09:17 PM
And behind the camera you will notice an African army with tanks and heavily armored personnel.
 
2012-07-10 12:12:24 PM

Lonestar: The only way these 3 black guys would have been more scary is if they would have been wearing hoodies.


and carrying skittles.

/lions fear the rainbow
 
2012-07-10 11:15:39 PM
Lions and humans have been around each other for long enough that most lions know to stay away from the humans. Seriously - the only African predator that hasn't worked that out is the crocodile, probably because living in the water is a massive advantage as far as disappearing after you make the kill goes. I think the hippo tops the list of large animal killers in Africa.

Most lethal of all the mosquito in cahoots with malaria.
 
2012-07-10 11:44:29 PM
I think that one dude has my checkered robe from the 80's. Good to see it's still being used.

And BTW-they wouldn't last one night in DE-troit
 
2012-07-12 04:31:35 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Must be suburban lions to be so scared of black men.


Done in one.
 
2012-07-13 12:45:14 AM
old video is still old.
 
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