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Apos		2012-07-09 06:13:04 PM

delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

Miss Stein		2012-07-09 06:14:25 PM

Looks like Katie took a page from the Scieno playbook. According to Radar On-line, part of the settlement agreement is that Suri's nanny and bodyguards will accompany her on visits with Tom, and presumably report everything they observe to Katie. Just like the Clam staff did on Katie to Tom.

Re: dirt Katie had - there was a not-so-blind item recently about a celeb wife walking in on her husband and another man, and this week Ted Casablanca was fired from Eonline for accidentally-on-purpose revealing Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner as the two men.

Well, whatever the dirt Katie had, it was damn good, for Tom and the CO$ to capitulate so quickly. But she better keep that large bodyguard detail for years. And stay out of Paris tunnels.

llfennell		2012-07-09 06:14:49 PM

Someone post the publicist thing so I can get trolled again. Seven years and I get trolled by that. Someone post the baby's ashes too, I give up.

Also, ask Rob Thomas and Jeremy Renner about Tommi Boi, don't throw this all on Beckham

Onkel Buck		2012-07-09 06:15:10 PM

DancingElkCondor: Katie wins....

With such a quick settlement, TommyBoy coughed up a a hell of a lot more money than was in any prenup. He could not have Katie talk more about CultoS and expose its inner workings. The stuff that already came out made CultoS quite nervous.

TommyBoy also knows that anything happens to Katie or Suri....he and CultoS will be the first blamed....and neither can afford a big PR hit

So ya think they will collect more "tithings" from their middle class members to cover the cost of Tom jumping on the grenade to save the church?

anniesmom		2012-07-09 06:16:12 PM

I thought for sure theirs would be an Endless Love.

Gyrfalcon		2012-07-09 06:17:25 PM

Miss Stein: Looks like Katie took a page from the Scieno playbook. According to Radar On-line, part of the settlement agreement is that Suri's nanny and bodyguards will accompany her on visits with Tom, and presumably report everything they observe to Katie. Just like the Clam staff did on Katie to Tom.

Re: dirt Katie had - there was a not-so-blind item recently about a celeb wife walking in on her husband and another man, and this week Ted Casablanca was fired from Eonline for accidentally-on-purpose revealing Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner as the two men.

Well, whatever the dirt Katie had, it was damn good, for Tom and the CO$ to capitulate so quickly. But she better keep that large bodyguard detail for years. And stay out of Paris tunnels.

Wow. Just wow.

born_yesterday		2012-07-09 06:19:02 PM

Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

PsyLord		2012-07-09 06:19:59 PM

Apos: That was fast. Well,I guess the last we'll hear of this saga,right?*

*If only that were true

Yep, that's got to be the fastest divorce settlement I've ever seen for a celebrity marriage that lasted for over a year. Hell, look at the Kim K. Kris. H divorce. That thing is dragging out to be longer than their marriage.

malaktaus		2012-07-09 06:22:34 PM

HI-FYE: Maybe Tom should look into dating someone from the COS. You know, to avoid this whole mess in the future.

I think part of the reason he married outside the church is to get another celebrity to join up. That's how he himself was recruited, after all. It's like the Habsburg path to world domination.

foo monkey		2012-07-09 06:27:11 PM

born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

The_Gallant_Gallstone		2012-07-09 06:29:36 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Gotta stop sky gods when they're babies, before they get too big to contain.

Life imitates ChronoTrigger?

pivazena		2012-07-09 06:33:14 PM

Timmy the Tumor: My friend just finished his divorce. Uncontested, they didn't have a boatload of property, pretty much an amicable divorce, and it took a YEAR

These asshats get theirs completed in less than a month?

I sure wish I was ridiculously rich

In Oregon, you can get divorced in 1 hour, provided you are an Oregon resident.

In north Carolina, you must demonstrate that you've been living apart for a year.

Not sure what it is in CA; also, they probably had it all figured out MUCH before they went public

OtherLittleGuy		2012-07-09 06:37:52 PM

acefox1		2012-07-09 06:39:58 PM

Katie filed in New York.

And regarding Katie catching Tom I never would have guessed that Hawkeye Renner was Tom Cruise Mapother's cabana boy .(allegedly) Or maybe that role play went the other way around.

scottydoesntknow		2012-07-09 06:40:44 PM

pivazena:
In Oregon, you can get divorced in 1 hour, provided you are an Oregon resident.

In north Carolina, you must demonstrate that you've been living apart for a year.

Not sure what it is in CA; also, ~~they~~ she probably had it all figured out MUCH before ~~they~~ she went public

FTFY. From pretty much all accounts, he had no idea and she surprised him with it.

/HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMYBOY!

Apos		2012-07-09 06:43:17 PM

foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

MrEricSir		2012-07-09 06:50:00 PM

HI-FYE: Maybe Tom should look into dating someone from the COS. You know, to avoid this whole mess in the future.

He already did that. Mimi Rogers was smart enough to ditch Scientology, though.

wiwille		2012-07-09 07:00:36 PM

Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

texdent		2012-07-09 07:14:03 PM

Now Chris Klein can see his kid.

Apos		2012-07-09 07:14:33 PM

wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

isabps		2012-07-09 07:21:48 PM

Scientology killed Chef and they should pay

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy		2012-07-09 07:29:49 PM

Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Apos		2012-07-09 07:35:19 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2012-07-09 07:37:02 PM

I just don't see Beckham as gay, even if he is English. Who else could be the 'personal relationship with a sports star'? Renner is definitely the 'personal relationship with an actor' ................. who's the 'personal relationship with a singer'?

/

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy		2012-07-09 07:42:40 PM

Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

acefox1		2012-07-09 07:44:19 PM

Miscavige killed Chef!?!? THOSE BASTARDS!!!!

McManus_brothers		2012-07-09 08:22:15 PM

Scaevola: whither_apophis: kingoomieiii: basemetal: Meh, it was already in the marriage contract........

/Don't really care
//good it could be settled so quickly and amicably
///you know, for the children

I'm glad their kid won't grow up submerged in a cult.

You know, unless Katie plans to find another church HEY-OOOOOH *high five*

It's all good, she went back to being Catholic

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/09/katie-holmes-catholic-church _ n_1659466.html

Thank God, a normal religion.

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go and worship my wafer-God.

As douchey as the Catholic Church can be, no one tops Scamentology in that department. At least with Christianity, when the collection plate comes around, you don't have to put money in it to keep worshiping.

Plus, Katie Holmes' dad is an attorney, so you know that guy worked Tom Cruise for every penny he could get for his daughter. And planned out every aspect of the separation/divorce, likely.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-07-09 08:29:09 PM

Tom gets custody of the rubber dick collection.

Apos		2012-07-09 08:30:55 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

I_Love_Cheesecake		2012-07-09 09:12:23 PM

realmolo: Are there any members of the CoS with actual talent?

i140.photobucket.com

MrEricSir		2012-07-09 09:29:00 PM

realmolo: Are there any members of the CoS with actual talent?

Does Charles Manson count?

JPSimonetti		2012-07-09 09:31:19 PM

I imagine this has more to do with what she knows about CoS than what she has on Tom, specifically. And Tom would (I am assuming) sacrifice a lot for his "religion" so if they asked him to let her have whatever she wanted in exchange for a gag on CoS affairs, I'm sure he would have done it.

I'm sure Tom has his skeletons like the rest of us, but this whole things reaks of a squeaky cleanliness that CoS is known for. Maybe it was both. I dunno. Hopefully someday we will.

therecksays		2012-07-09 09:37:16 PM

Who gets custody of Old Spice?

titwrench		2012-07-09 09:38:36 PM

Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

ROAD HOUSE!!!

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy		2012-07-09 09:50:54 PM

JPSimonetti: I imagine this has more to do with what she knows about CoS than what she has on Tom, specifically. And Tom would (I am assuming) sacrifice a lot for his "religion" so if they asked him to let her have whatever she wanted in exchange for a gag on CoS affairs, I'm sure he would have done it.

I'm sure Tom has his skeletons like the rest of us, but this whole things reaks of a squeaky cleanliness that CoS is known for. Maybe it was both. I dunno. Hopefully someday we will.

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So sleepy		2012-07-09 09:54:08 PM

Timmy the Tumor: My friend just finished his divorce. Uncontested, they didn't have a boatload of property, pretty much an amicable divorce, and it took a YEAR

These asshats get theirs completed in less than a month?

I sure wish I was ridiculously rich

That's exactly what I was thinking. This whole thing has taken, what? Two weeks? Jeez.

HI-FYE		2012-07-09 09:59:44 PM

JPSimonetti: Tom would (I am assuming) sacrifice a lot for his "religion"

You would think that at some point Tom would make the church his second priority in favor of his families happiness and safety. I guess that's what being brainwashed is all about.

kinda scary.

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy		2012-07-09 10:04:38 PM

titwrench: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

ROAD HOUSE!!!

CoS rode in like a valkyrie and saved the day.

Apos		2012-07-09 10:10:20 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: titwrench: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

ROAD HOUSE!!!

CoS rode in like a valkyrie and saved the day.

Or so they think. Can they accomplish their true mission? Impossible.

Aboleth		2012-07-09 10:20:05 PM

Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: titwrench: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

ROAD HOUSE!!!

CoS rode in like a valkyrie and saved the day.

Or so they think. Can they accomplish their true mission? Impossible.

I know I might be in the minority. Reporting frivolously about this matter isn't doing Suri any favors.

Waldo Pepper		2012-07-09 10:24:55 PM

StoPPeRmobile: scottydoesntknow: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

At least he didn't try to use the kid as Collateral

He could just go on a little mission. A Mission: Imposible.

This is Far and Away one of the funnier fark threads. I bet Tom is Losin' it and downing a few Cocktails about now. I will admit Katie made All the Right Moves and hopefully she will starting dating A few good men and it will be a Knight and Day difference from living with someone who considers himself a legend.

Robert1966		2012-07-09 10:28:13 PM

Aboleth: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: titwrench: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

ROAD HOUSE!!!

CoS rode in like a valkyrie and saved the day.

Or so they think. Can they accomplish their true mission? Impossible.

I know I might be in the minority. Reporting frivolously about this matter isn't doing Suri any favors.

Too bad it wasn't a long, drawn-out legal struggle so we could see who taps out first.

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy		2012-07-09 10:35:10 PM

Robert1966: Aboleth: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: titwrench: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

ROAD HOUSE!!!

CoS rode in like a valkyrie and saved the day.

Or so they think. Can they accomplish their true mission? Impossible.

I know I might be in the minority. Reporting frivolously about this matter isn't doing Suri any favors.

Too bad it wasn't a long, drawn-out legal struggle so we could see who taps out first.

Was hoping they'd make it because they seemed to have an endless love.

Aboleth		2012-07-09 10:39:30 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Robert1966: Aboleth: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: titwrench: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

ROAD HOUSE!!!

CoS rode in like a valkyrie and saved the day.

Or so they think. Can they accomplish their true mission? Impossible.

I know I might be in the minority. Reporting frivolously about this matter isn't doing Suri any favors.

Too bad it wasn't a long, drawn-out legal struggle so we could see who taps out first.

Was hoping they'd make it because they seemed to have an endless love.

On this matter, I've given up the ghost. Protocol dictates Anonymous should attempt to stop this from escalating and damaging Holmes' life away from Cruise.

urban.derelict		2012-07-09 10:45:03 PM

RantCasey: Oh hai guys!

media.onsugar.com

/good for him
//humans are the only creatures that define 'homo' and 'hetero' sexuality
/the rest of the planet is just ... 'sexual'
//roman orgy, anyone?
/plus they had dicks all over the place... big marble dicks

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy		2012-07-09 10:55:16 PM

Aboleth: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Robert1966: Aboleth: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: titwrench: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Apos: wiwille: Apos: foo monkey: born_yesterday: Apos: delathi: Apos: Flappyhead: delathi: Jobber8742: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: give me doughnuts: born_yesterday: Marrying a scientologist is always risky business.

Yeah, but it can work out all right if your lawyer is a top gun.

Top gun? The guy is a legend.

Best guy in the firm?

I don't know about that, we'll discuss it over a Cocktail.

Maybe, but I'm sure they knew if they went to trail that they'd be losin' it.

True enough. I hear there are some minority reports about Toms odd activities.

One can imagine the collateral damage should those ever come to light.

Fallout coming down like rain, man.

Indeed. He'd have to brace for several days....of thunder.

I'm sure he's grateful that his secrets will remain out of the public light-- looks like his lawyer made all the right moves.

He's been consumed by this knight and day.

....AND inexplicably under what can only be described as a 'vanilla sky'.

I'm sure she'll keep the child far and away from the COS.

She'd better. BTW,was Suri born on the fourth of July?

But was Katie only thinking about the color of money?

Another good ques-whoa,I just spied a magnolia!

Tom's lawyers are just a few good men I'm sure.

They view themselves as lions(protectors)for lambs(their vulnerable clients).

ROAD HOUSE!!!

CoS rode in like a valkyrie and saved the day.

Or so they think. Can they accomplish their true mission? Impossible.

I know I might be in the minority. Reporting frivolously about this matter isn't doing Suri any favors.

Too bad it wasn't a long, drawn-out legal struggle so we could see who taps out first.

Was hoping they'd make it because they seemed to have an endless love.

On this matter, I've given up the ghost. Protocol dictates Anonymous should attempt to stop this from escal ...

You'd have to have your eyes wide shut not to see this going badly for both of them.

bluorangefyre		2012-07-10 12:54:40 AM

Spanky McStupid: Daym! What does she have on CO$ and Cruise?

That's what I was wondering. Even in normal person terms this divorce went warp speed from filing to settlement. It definitely set a land speed record in Hollywood terms.

if_i_really_have_to		2012-07-10 01:53:35 AM

Miss Stein: Re: dirt Katie had - there was a not-so-blind item recently about a celeb wife walking in on her husband and another man, and this week Ted Casablanca was fired from Eonline for accidentally-on-purpose revealing Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner as the two men.

See this only confuses me because isn't Mr "I swear the man I'm living with is my business partner" Renner living with his... "business partner"?

But apparently he recently picked up a random guy at a party in front of everyone, so I guess not. I wish all the gay actors would just come out already.

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-07-10 03:10:35 AM

if_i_really_have_to: Miss Stein: Re: dirt Katie had - there was a not-so-blind item recently about a celeb wife walking in on her husband and another man, and this week Ted Casablanca was fired from Eonline for accidentally-on-purpose revealing Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner as the two men.

See this only confuses me because isn't Mr "I swear the man I'm living with is my business partner" Renner living with his... "business partner"?

But apparently he recently picked up a random guy at a party in front of everyone, so I guess not. I wish all the gay actors would just come out already.

There is only one way to test the validity of this story, how tall is Renner? If he's taller than Cruise, the story is false. If he is shorter than Cruise, there may be something to it.

rynthetyn		2012-07-10 03:25:17 AM

if_i_really_have_to: Miss Stein: Re: dirt Katie had - there was a not-so-blind item recently about a celeb wife walking in on her husband and another man, and this week Ted Casablanca was fired from Eonline for accidentally-on-purpose revealing Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner as the two men.

See this only confuses me because isn't Mr "I swear the man I'm living with is my business partner" Renner living with his... "business partner"?

But apparently he recently picked up a random guy at a party in front of everyone, so I guess not. I wish all the gay actors would just come out already.

Maybe the "business partner" went back to being just a business partner. I'm confused though, about the Ted Casablanca blind thing because the blind that everyone suspects he got fired over did "accidentally" include the name Jeremy when it was Boobiesed on E! but it wasn't about Cruise and Renner, it was the picking up a random guy at a party one that you mentioned.

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