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2012-07-09 09:34:00 AM
Any Canucks remember Consumers Distributing's "wand massagers"?
 
2012-07-09 09:42:33 AM
Any author that does not know the difference between "cache" and "cachet" should not be writing for newspapers. Likewise, any editor that fails to spot that should be taken outside and summarily executed.
 
2012-07-09 11:17:59 AM
All well and good until the cheap wal-mart vibrator falls apart in the middle of your whoo-ha.
 
2012-07-09 11:23:51 AM
what, is one of their 'greeters' just going to finger you?
 
2012-07-09 11:47:57 AM

elvisaintdead: what, is one of their 'greeters' just going to finger you?


businessbewareshow.com

Yes.
 
2012-07-09 12:00:37 PM
Considering most of the people I see at Wal-Mart...excuse me, I need to hork.
 
2012-07-09 12:15:01 PM
That guy must be a riot at parties.
 
2012-07-09 12:36:16 PM
Walmart will never sell vibrators in Alabama any time soon.

It's illegal to sell devices that masturbate human genitalia in Alabama. You can sell devices that masturbate other species however.

/Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
 
2012-07-09 12:45:24 PM
The way the writer was carrying on in his own article, it sounds like he's embarrassed by sex.
 
2012-07-09 12:53:02 PM

ms_lara_croft: The way the writer was carrying on in his own article, it sounds like he's embarrassed by sex.


I'm pretty sure the average 12-year-old boy could write about the subject and come across more knowledgeable and less awkward. Seriously, someone pays that guy to write professionally?

/Someone find me the witch that cursed me. I could write a better article after drinking a bottle of Tequila, for God's sake.
//Also, is it news that the condom companies are selling these items? He says 2010, but I feel like they have been around in just about any store that sells condoms since 2008-2009.
 
2012-07-09 12:57:54 PM
I think that these items should be available locally and at large stores. We really are prudes in the U.S.

Let me introduce you to my best friend:

www.dealmoon.com
 
2012-07-09 01:08:51 PM
"Devoting too much time and energy to having sex. What has been forgotten is that sex is a very private and intimate act between two people."

Uh huh. Which is why there's a sex scene in pretty damn near every movie. Because sex is intimate and private.
 
2012-07-09 01:20:43 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: "Devoting too much time and energy to having sex. What has been forgotten is that sex is a very private and intimate act between two people."

Uh huh. Which is why there's a sex scene in pretty damn near every movie. Because sex is intimate and private.



I fail to see how spending a lot of time and energy on something is somehow the polar opposite of it being intimate and private.

If you have a partner and don't put time and energy into your sex life, you're doing something wrong.
 
2012-07-09 01:21:01 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that these items should be available locally and at large stores. We really are prudes in the U.S.

Let me introduce you to my best friend:

[www.dealmoon.com image 350x525]


Does it have a kickstarter?
 
2012-07-09 01:25:53 PM

bronyaur1: Grables'Daughter: I think that these items should be available locally and at large stores. We really are prudes in the U.S.

Let me introduce you to my best friend:

[www.dealmoon.com image 350x525]

Does it have a kickstarter?


No, looks nothing like a motorcycle.
 
2012-07-09 01:26:25 PM

bronyaur1: Grables'Daughter: I think that these items should be available locally and at large stores. We really are prudes in the U.S.

Let me introduce you to my best friend:

[www.dealmoon.com image 350x525]

Does it have a kickstarter?


Nope. I just turn it on, and then it turns me on.

: )

/that was too easy
 
2012-07-09 01:28:47 PM

serpent_sky: The My Little Pony Killer: "Devoting too much time and energy to having sex. What has been forgotten is that sex is a very private and intimate act between two people."

Uh huh. Which is why there's a sex scene in pretty damn near every movie. Because sex is intimate and private.


I fail to see how spending a lot of time and energy on something is somehow the polar opposite of it being intimate and private.

If you have a partner and don't put time and energy into your sex life, you're doing something wrong.


Seriously.
 
2012-07-09 01:41:50 PM

Grables'Daughter: bronyaur1: Grables'Daughter: I think that these items should be available locally and at large stores. We really are prudes in the U.S.

Let me introduce you to my best friend:

[www.dealmoon.com image 350x525]

Does it have a kickstarter?

Nope. I just turn it on, and then it turns me on.

: )

/that was too easy


Ya, but with an egg, you could get turned on anywhere, without anyone knowing unless they saw the remote....
 
2012-07-09 01:48:56 PM

Grables'Daughter: bronyaur1: Grables'Daughter: I think that these items should be available locally and at large stores. We really are prudes in the U.S.

Let me introduce you to my best friend:

[www.dealmoon.com image 350x525]

Does it have a kickstarter?

Nope. I just turn it on, and then it turns me on.

: )

/that was too easy


Nicely done.
 
2012-07-09 02:21:44 PM

AirForceVet: It's illegal to sell devices that masturbate human genitalia in Alabama. You can sell devices that masturbate other species however.


For example, chimpanzee sex toys.

What a chimp sex toy might look like:

www.hiltonpond.org
 
2012-07-09 02:22:56 PM
Could the author use a few more parentheses?
 
2012-07-09 02:23:25 PM
This always gave me a chuckle
www.sweetposer.tk
 
2012-07-09 02:24:12 PM
Also, I like how the second half of his column is just copying what people on Facebook said. I hope he didn't spend too much on postage mailing this one in.
 
2012-07-09 02:24:16 PM
NSFW - unless you work at Walgreens

There are also NSFW sections on Amazon.
 
2012-07-09 02:24:38 PM
www.dildosofwalmart.com
 
2012-07-09 02:24:49 PM
Did Ric Romero change his name and have surgery to alter his appearance?
 
2012-07-09 02:25:36 PM

bronyaur1: Does it have a kickstarter?


Heh, I thought you meant kickstarter.com. "Help fund production of my awesome new 'massager'!"
 
2012-07-09 02:25:45 PM

AirForceVet: Walmart will never sell vibrators in Alabama any time soon.

It's illegal to sell devices that masturbate human genitalia in Alabama. You can sell devices that masturbate other species however.

/Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


You said "masturbate" twice.
 
2012-07-09 02:26:04 PM
please tell me the author of that article doesn't get paid to write.
 
2012-07-09 02:26:09 PM
Walmart sells unbalanced washing machines now?
 
2012-07-09 02:26:33 PM
A sex shoppe not very far from where I live was advertising dildoes by the inch recently. Great bargains if all you need is a micro-dick. I'm not sure if that is how it works, though.
 
2012-07-09 02:26:33 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-09 02:26:41 PM

Rincewind53: Any author that does not know the difference between "cache" and "cachet" should not be writing for newspapers. Likewise, any editor that fails to spot that should be taken outside and summarily executed.


Calling the Trentonian a newspaper is giving it a little more credit than it deserves.

/Trenton State College alum
 
2012-07-09 02:26:59 PM

Mega Steve: This always gave me a chuckle
[www.sweetposer.tk image 400x345]


If I caught my wife masturbating with three vibrators at the same time... wait, they're only thiry-six dollars... ok, fine, just don't chip a tooth.
 
2012-07-09 02:27:28 PM
hmmmm..

This makes me want to spend hundreds of dollars on every sex-aide walmart sells. Then, after paying, make a mad dash for the door like I shop lifted so the door greeter has to stop me and check every item in the bag to ensure it's on the receipt.

/loves scarring old people for the rest of their short lives.
 
2012-07-09 02:27:47 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that these items should be available locally and at large stores. We really are prudes in the U.S.

Let me introduce you to my best friend:

[www.dealmoon.com image 350x525]


Would you mind showing me how you use that?
 
2012-07-09 02:28:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: x. What has been forgotten is that sex is a very private and intimate act between two people."

Uh huh. Which is why there's a sex scene in pretty damn near every movie. Because sex is intimate and private.



It's not as fun when it's intimate and private. A few willing party goers and a bottle of bacardi 151 can lead to some really fun times.


/or so I've been told
 
2012-07-09 02:28:53 PM
*Phew!* I was alittle hesitant abt clicking this thread.
 
2012-07-09 02:29:07 PM

Cybernetic: Rincewind53: Any author that does not know the difference between "cache" and "cachet" should not be writing for newspapers. Likewise, any editor that fails to spot that should be taken outside and summarily executed.

Calling the Trentonian a newspaper is giving it a little more credit than it deserves.

/Trenton State College alum


It's pretty amazing that Trenton is still a two-paper town, even though the Times is basically just the Ledger with a local section.
 
2012-07-09 02:29:11 PM

karnal: www.dildosofwalmart.com


I went there and all it showed was pictures of the Walton family.
 
2012-07-09 02:29:13 PM
Wal-Mart will find a way to sell you anything that's made of plastic. So? Why is this worth thinking about, let alone greenlighting?
 
2012-07-09 02:29:34 PM
www.twisternederland.com

baby, get me that there vibrator and some cheese
 
2012-07-09 02:30:30 PM

PizzaJedi81: Considering most of the people I see at Wal-Mart...excuse me, I need to hork.


It's funny how many hot chicks I see at Target at any given day. It's really night and day when you compare. I wonder if there is a hotchicksattarget.com?
 
2012-07-09 02:30:49 PM

PlatinumDragon: Any Canucks remember Consumers Distributing's "wand massagers"?


Use to get a good laugh rough those ads.
 
2012-07-09 02:31:27 PM
cdn0.hark.com

ladies and gentlemen, back boobs
 
2012-07-09 02:31:30 PM
What's really strange is he wrote that whole article while sitting on a butt plug.
 
2012-07-09 02:31:40 PM

Mega Steve: This always gave me a chuckle


One, fine. Two, yeah I can see that. But three? Where does the third one go?
 
2012-07-09 02:32:26 PM
i wanted to stab that article in the eye
 
2012-07-09 02:33:39 PM
those jeans....those poor jeans.
 
2012-07-09 02:34:08 PM

NotSubby: The My Little Pony Killer: x. What has been forgotten is that sex is a very private and intimate act between two people."

Uh huh. Which is why there's a sex scene in pretty damn near every movie. Because sex is intimate and private.


It's not as fun when it's intimate and private. A few willing party goers and a bottle of bacardi 151 can lead to some really fun times.


/or so I've been told


That, or taking your special someone for a "public outing."

Doing it in a public, or semi-public, place is awesome. The thrill of maybe getting caught is pretty addictive.

Especially when your wife insists you do it in Disneyland. I was terrified the Disneyland gestapo would come for us after the fact for sullying the happiest place on earth.
 
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