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(Daily Mail)   "Wow, the repairs appear to have elongated the chassis, and added an extra two doors. Wonder if she's noticed"   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-09 08:56:42 AM  
Four door cars are safer than sports cars. Adding the doors was a good move.
 
2012-07-09 09:39:52 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
"Lindsay Lohan Joan Crawford celebrated July 4 with porn star James Deen at Shore Bar in Santa Monica"
 
2012-07-09 09:40:40 AM  

ZAZ: Four door cars are safer than sports cars. Adding the doors was a good move.


So Porsche pan-am mini-van is next?
 
2012-07-09 09:41:35 AM  
Get that thing off, get it off right now

(I'm talking about the Porsche Pantaloonera fugging awful car, rather than the Lohan) Anyone that buys one of those things, or even drives one is either a rich Roman Catholic, or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.
 
2012-07-09 09:43:34 AM  

Cheron: ZAZ: Four door cars are safer than sports cars. Adding the doors was a good move.

So Porsche pan-am mini-van is next?



They already make that it is called the Cayenne
 
2012-07-09 09:45:05 AM  
Cool. Mythbusters shoes.

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-09 09:45:41 AM  

moel: Get that thing off, get it off right now

(I'm talking about the Porsche Pantaloonera fugging awful car, rather than the Lohan) Anyone that buys one of those things, or even drives one is either a rich Roman Catholic, or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.


Came here to say this. Also applies to the Cayenne.
 
2012-07-09 09:46:13 AM  
The important news in TFA: She's now dating porn star James Deen so it's only a matter of time before she's doing porn.
 
2012-07-09 09:48:27 AM  
How does she afford all of these cars? She doesn't act in anything anymore.
 
2012-07-09 09:49:51 AM  

slayer199: The important news in TFA: She's now dating porn star James Deen so it's only a matter of time before she's doing porn.


Actually, he has vehemently denied that they are farking. Which is hilarious.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:39 AM  

AiryAnne: moel: Get that thing off, get it off right now

(I'm talking about the Porsche Pantaloonera fugging awful car, rather than the Lohan) Anyone that buys one of those things, or even drives one is either a rich Roman Catholic, or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.

Came here to say this. Also applies to the Cayenne.

water cooled... automatic (dual clutch flappy paddle gear box)... 8 or more cylinders ... etc

/lets just get this out of the way
 
2012-07-09 09:56:34 AM  
Will this biatch just farking DIE already so we can move on? Let's put the Kardashians (all of them), Lohan, Beiber, Kesha, Lady Gaga and Octomom in a plane and crash it into a mountain. Please?
 
2012-07-09 09:56:56 AM  

moanerific: How does she afford all of these cars? She doesn't act in anything anymore.


She rents them, which is really sad and totally in line with what we expect from her.
 
2012-07-09 09:58:45 AM  
The only way she'd notice anything is if it's covered in blow.
 
2012-07-09 09:58:51 AM  

radiovox: Will this biatch just farking DIE already so we can move on? Let's put the Kardashians (all of them), Lohan, Beiber, Kesha, Lady Gaga and Octomom in a plane and crash it into a mountain. Please?


They tried that once but Don McLean wrote a song about it and kept them in the media spot light even longer.
 
2012-07-09 10:01:33 AM  

PYROY: moanerific: How does she afford all of these cars? She doesn't act in anything anymore.

She rents them, which is really sad and totally in line with what we expect from her.


Why would any company allow her to rent a car? She has wrecked several already and it constantly under the influence.
 
2012-07-09 10:07:18 AM  

slayer199: The important news in TFA: She's now dating porn star James Deen so it's only a matter of time before she's doing porn.


Which begs the question: For all the awesome tail that guy gets, why is he banging Lohan?
 
2012-07-09 10:09:04 AM  
Way to go there, Daily Fail...

moel: or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.


FTFM

/always thought Porches were butt-ugly cars
//the newer models are better, though
 
2012-07-09 10:13:11 AM  
Came here for commentary on the "breaks failing"

Leaving sadly.
 
2012-07-09 10:19:03 AM  

radiovox: Will this biatch just farking DIE already so we can move on? Let's put the Kardashians (all of them), Lohan, Beiber, Kesha, Lady Gaga and Octomom in a plane and crash it into a mountain. Please?


I know this opens me up to instant Fark ridicule, but I don't think Beiber is that bad. He is lining himself up to be the next Timberlake. He could act like a bigger douche with the money and fame he has at his age, but from everything I have heard/read about him he seems grounded.

He also can sing and play multiple instruments.

At his age if I had that kind of fame and money, and was dating one of the more popular stars of my day I would have been a total dick.

/Carry on with the hate
 
2012-07-09 10:34:14 AM  

GearishFear: slayer199: The important news in TFA: She's now dating porn star James Deen so it's only a matter of time before she's doing porn.

Which begs the question: For all the awesome tail that guy gets, why is he banging Lohan?


That was my thought, too.
 
2012-07-09 10:38:18 AM  

moanerific: PYROY: moanerific: How does she afford all of these cars? She doesn't act in anything anymore.

She rents them, which is really sad and totally in line with what we expect from her.

Why would any company allow her to rent a car? She has wrecked several already and it constantly under the influence.


Its probably rented/leased by her production company or her talent agency.
 
2012-07-09 10:39:55 AM  

vartian: slayer199: The important news in TFA: She's now dating porn star James Deen so it's only a matter of time before she's doing porn.

Actually, he has vehemently denied that they are farking. Which is hilarious.


He's probably more worried about getting STD's from her than his porn costars.
 
2012-07-09 10:42:15 AM  
I think that four door is pretty sexy. It seems tailored to be the grown-up mans Porsche.

The problem I have with exotic cars is by the time you can afford one you are old enough to look like a total tool driving it.

It's the Larry David effect.
 
2012-07-09 10:44:27 AM  

Cheron: AiryAnne: moel: Get that thing off, get it off right now

(I'm talking about the Porsche Pantaloonera fugging awful car, rather than the Lohan) Anyone that buys one of those things, or even drives one is either a rich Roman Catholic, or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.

Came here to say this. Also applies to the Cayenne. water cooled... automatic (dual clutch flappy paddle gear box)... 8 or more cylinders ... etc

/lets just get this out of the way


Yeah, but they need those cars to stay in business. Porsche sells more Caynennes than they do 911s, Boxsters, and Caymans combined. As long as they keep making GT3s then I don't mind if it's paid for by trophy wives in Cayennes.
 
2012-07-09 10:52:58 AM  

GearishFear: slayer199: The important news in TFA: She's now dating porn star James Deen so it's only a matter of time before she's doing porn.
Which begs the question: For all the awesome tail that guy gets, why is he banging Lohan?


She has good connections? (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
 
2012-07-09 11:11:58 AM  

T.M.S.: I think that four door is pretty sexy. It seems tailored to be the grown-up mans Porsche.

The problem I have with exotic cars is by the time you can afford one you are old enough to look like a total tool driving it.

It's the Larry David effect.


Yeah, but by that time, you're also rich enough not to care what anyone else thinks.
 
2012-07-09 11:20:17 AM  
I guess if you only look at the photos and don't RTFA you might get that impression, Subliterate.
 
2012-07-09 11:55:30 AM  

moel: Get that thing off, get it off right now

(I'm talking about the Porsche Pantaloonera fugging awful car, rather than the Lohan) Anyone that buys one of those things, or even drives one is either a rich Roman Catholic, or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.


Now that was funny. And true. The only two people I know who bought the Panamera ARE rich and Catholic.
 
2012-07-09 12:01:43 PM  

vartian: Actually, he has vehemently denied that they are farking. Which is hilarious.


Probably because he's afraid of the damage it would do to his reputation. Bahahahahaah. He'd probably have a hard time finding work.
 
2012-07-09 12:01:57 PM  
i391.photobucket.com

"I have the weirdest boner right now."
 
2012-07-09 12:26:02 PM  
If it isn't a 911 variant, it's not a Porsche.

/NO IT IS NOT
 
2012-07-09 12:44:35 PM  

PsyLord: vartian: slayer199: The important news in TFA: She's now dating porn star James Deen so it's only a matter of time before she's doing porn.

Actually, he has vehemently denied that they are farking. Which is hilarious.

He's probably more worried about getting STD's from her than his porn costars.


Yeah, I'd say the potential consequences for banging her would outweigh any benefits. It'd be even funnier if he quips something like "Hey, I've got standards."
 
2012-07-09 01:09:31 PM  

moel: Get that thing off, get it off right now

(I'm talking about the Porsche Pantaloonera fugging awful car, rather than the Lohan) Anyone that buys one of those things, or even drives one is either a rich Roman Catholic, or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.


I used to think those things were butt ugly abominations, but then I saw one in person. Somehow it looks much much better in person than it does in pictures and video. It's the opposite of the V-Rod Muscle, which looks awful in pics and video, yet manages to look even worse in person.

And by all accounts, the Panamera is one hell of a nice car.
 
2012-07-09 01:14:02 PM  

moel: Get that thing off, get it off right now

(I'm talking about the Porsche Pantaloonera fugging awful car, rather than the Lohan) Anyone that buys one of those things, or even drives one is either a rich Roman Catholic, or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.


I thought the same thing at first. Then I had the pleasure of riding in one on a closed road track, being driven by a professional driver. That car may be a 4 door Porsche, but it's a Porsche first and a 4-door second.
 
2012-07-09 01:16:12 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Cheron: AiryAnne: moel: Get that thing off, get it off right now

(I'm talking about the Porsche Pantaloonera fugging awful car, rather than the Lohan) Anyone that buys one of those things, or even drives one is either a rich Roman Catholic, or a genuine idiot who doesn't understand that a 4 door Porsche is horrible.

Came here to say this. Also applies to the Cayenne. water cooled... automatic (dual clutch flappy paddle gear box)... 8 or more cylinders ... etc

/lets just get this out of the way

Yeah, but they need those cars to stay in business. Porsche sells more Caynennes than they do 911s, Boxsters, and Caymans combined. As long as they keep making GT3s then I don't mind if it's paid for by trophy wives in Cayennes.


Guess that's a lot like Ducati, though I think it's a lot more extreme in their case. The Monster flat out saved that company, and continues to keep Ducati afloat.
 
2012-07-09 01:28:10 PM  
Porsche, you say?

strumors.automobilemag.com
 
2012-07-09 01:45:29 PM  

ZAZ: Four door cars are safer than sports cars. Adding the doors was a good move.


Nissan's Maxima frowns on your statement that four door cars cannot be sports cars:

www.johnclare.com
 
2012-07-09 01:45:33 PM  

GearishFear: slayer199: The important news in TFA: She's now dating porn star James Deen so it's only a matter of time before she's doing porn.

Which begs the question: For all the awesome tail that guy gets, why is he banging Lohan?


raises.
 
2012-07-09 01:53:15 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: If it isn't a 911 variant, it's not a Porsche.

/NO IT IS NOT


Boo!

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-09 01:55:36 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: If it isn't a 911 variant, it's not a Porsche.

/NO IT IS NOT


356, 917, 550, 959
 
2012-07-09 02:01:15 PM  
For the record Jerry Seinfeld doesn't own a 924.
 
2012-07-09 07:54:13 PM  
FTFA However the driver of the truck, who was identified as James Johnson pointed the finger of blame at the starlet whereas she reportedly told pals her breaks had 'failed her'.

ain't that the truth
 
2012-07-09 08:36:34 PM  

p the boiler: radiovox: Will this biatch just farking DIE already so we can move on? Let's put the Kardashians (all of them), Lohan, Beiber, Kesha, Lady Gaga and Octomom in a plane and crash it into a mountain. Please?

I know this opens me up to instant Fark ridicule, but I don't think Beiber is that bad. He is lining himself up to be the next Timberlake. He could act like a bigger douche with the money and fame he has at his age, but from everything I have heard/read about him he seems grounded.

He also can sing and play multiple instruments.

At his age if I had that kind of fame and money, and was dating one of the more popular stars of my day I would have been a total dick.

/Carry on with the hate


I don't hate him. I do hate the Disney control over children's media from one to fourteen though. it's all their fake bands paired with TV shows that got us here.
 
2012-07-09 09:38:03 PM  
Kill it with fire. Lindsey or the evil Porsche from Commando, doesn't matter. This pair will try to kill us all.
 
2012-07-10 08:42:24 AM  

p the boiler: radiovox: Will this biatch just farking DIE already so we can move on? Let's put the Kardashians (all of them), Lohan, Beiber, Kesha, Lady Gaga and Octomom in a plane and crash it into a mountain. Please?

I know this opens me up to instant Fark ridicule, but I don't think Beiber is that bad. He is lining himself up to be the next Timberlake. He could act like a bigger douche with the money and fame he has at his age, but from everything I have heard/read about him he seems grounded.

He also can sing and play multiple instruments.

At his age if I had that kind of fame and money, and was dating one of the more popular stars of my day I would have been a total dick.

/Carry on with the hate


I agree that he's talented, but from what I've heard he's a real douche when he's not being shielded by his swarm of handlers. That doesn't bother me either, mind you, the world is filled with jerks, and a lot of them have money. What DOES annoy me is people that dress like this. Class, surely one of your minders know what it is or isn't.

Back on topic: I agree that Porsche can make whatever land yacht they want if it means they can make more performance models...
 
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