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2012-07-09 09:50:06 AM
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2012-07-09 10:55:10 AM
Done in one
 
2012-07-09 12:43:52 PM
Came here for Breaking Bad reference. Leaving satisfied.

New episode, fifth and final season, starts next week!
 
2012-07-09 12:44:17 PM

dletter: Done in one


Yup

/skank
 
2012-07-09 12:45:41 PM
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'Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?'
 
2012-07-09 12:46:14 PM
Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.
 
2012-07-09 12:47:42 PM
How does using a front loader to wrest free an ATM and dump it into a truck not cause more than $1,000 of damages??
 
2012-07-09 12:47:43 PM
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f00f: unavailable for comment.


Don't call her a skank if you know what's good for you.

dletter: Done in one


Yes it was.
 
2012-07-09 12:47:54 PM

the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.


Heisenberg says to relax.
 
2012-07-09 12:48:06 PM
so, they had no idea there was a lojack type device on the atm?
 
2012-07-09 12:48:12 PM
that's atm machine, subby.
 
2012-07-09 12:49:52 PM
Oh, I wasn't stealing the ATM for the cash inside, I just wanted the ATM.....it'll look cool as a TV stand.
 
2012-07-09 12:50:32 PM
That's blue dye under pressure, one bad move and that cocksucker goes off and we all look like those blue bald headed farks that bang the drums.
 
2012-07-09 12:51:13 PM
Morons. You're gonna need to steal a cutting torch next time. Or a just crush it with the loader.
 
2012-07-09 12:51:16 PM

the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.


t.qkme.me
 
2012-07-09 12:51:51 PM

the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.


STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!

/that homie's dead
//he just doesn't know it yet
 
2012-07-09 12:51:55 PM
They look a good deal older than they are said to be. I haven't watched Breaking Bad, but I know it's about meth. I'm supposing the initial photo in the thread is the poster's way of saying the two culprits are on meth? Trouble is, the humidity in Florida just melts meth away. You try to make a line and it sticks to the mirror and turns to liquid. I guess air conditioning would negate this. I am assuming the initial photo is from Breaking Bad based on the subsequent comments.
 
2012-07-09 12:52:05 PM

the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.


Guess The Simpsons must be awful too. Either that or your point is.
 
2012-07-09 12:52:31 PM

dletter: the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.

[t.qkme.me image 310x232]


that's a matter of opinion. and i don't give a fark about yours.
 
2012-07-09 12:53:17 PM

the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.


by that logic, Apple is the biggest piece of shiat on the planet.
 
2012-07-09 12:53:33 PM

Russ1642: the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.

Heisenberg says to relax.


Frankie, too.
 
2012-07-09 12:54:07 PM

divx88: the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.

by that logic, Apple is the biggest piece of shiat on the planet.


So... you're supporting his statement then?
 
2012-07-09 12:55:57 PM

chookbillion: They look a good deal older than they are said to be. I haven't watched Breaking Bad, but I know it's about meth. I'm supposing the initial photo in the thread is the poster's way of saying the two culprits are on meth? Trouble is, the humidity in Florida just melts meth away. You try to make a line and it sticks to the mirror and turns to liquid. I guess air conditioning would negate this. I am assuming the initial photo is from Breaking Bad based on the subsequent comments.


there was an episode of BB that revolved around a couple (shown in the picture) stealing an ATM machine to pay for meth.

i think the reference was only the atm machine and probably that the couple was stupid.
 
2012-07-09 12:58:05 PM

chookbillion: They look a good deal older than they are said to be. I haven't watched Breaking Bad, but I know it's about meth. I'm supposing the initial photo in the thread is the poster's way of saying the two culprits are on meth? Trouble is, the humidity in Florida just melts meth away. You try to make a line and it sticks to the mirror and turns to liquid. I guess air conditioning would negate this. I am assuming the initial photo is from Breaking Bad based on the subsequent comments.


I don't know that it is saying they are on meth, as much as almost EVERYONE on Fark will make an analogy to a plot line in a TV show to something in a news article where it fits, and in this case, it fits very well (that episode, those meth heads basically had Jessie held hostage, and had stolen an ATM machine and were trying to get it open the entire episode).

Sorry that this time it was to a show that apparently annoys you Rhino.

Back to the comparison tho.... they on the show just stole one of those little ATM machines you see at gas stations.... not nearly as ballsy as what the guys in the article did.
 
2012-07-09 12:59:32 PM

Starry Heavens: How does using a front loader to wrest free an ATM and dump it into a truck not cause more than $1,000 of damages??


^^^^This
 
2012-07-09 12:59:34 PM
CSB: The ATM MACHINE in the episode of Breaking Bad is the exact model that is in the store I work at. The thing can be opened with no keys or combination in a matter of seconds with a simple wire coat hanger.
 
2012-07-09 01:01:44 PM

keithgabryelski: so, they had no idea there was a lojack type device on the atm?


I didn't know that. How long do they blip without outlet power?
 
2012-07-09 01:04:41 PM
I thought ATM's just printed money?
 
2012-07-09 01:05:08 PM

wickedgrin: CSB: The ATM MACHINE in the episode of Breaking Bad is the exact model that is in the store I work at. The thing can be opened with no keys or combination in a matter of seconds with a simple wire coat hanger.


... go on.
 
2012-07-09 01:06:12 PM

moops: Came here for Breaking Bad reference. Leaving satisfied.

New episode, fifth and final season, starts next week!


Unfortunately, it's NOT the final season, they're splitting the fifth season into two seasons of 8 episodes over 2 summers. Such bs!
 
2012-07-09 01:06:51 PM

nytmare: keithgabryelski: so, they had no idea there was a lojack type device on the atm?

I didn't know that. How long do they blip without outlet power?


There's no way to power a device without pluggin it in!

/posted from my mobile phone
 
2012-07-09 01:06:54 PM

moops: Came here for Breaking Bad reference. Leaving satisfied.

New episode, fifth and final season, starts next week!


Thank you,I don't watch that program.
 
2012-07-09 01:08:00 PM

nytmare: keithgabryelski: so, they had no idea there was a lojack type device on the atm?

I didn't know that. How long do they blip without outlet power?


I've been inside a lot of ATMs for service, only seen 1 standalone unit with a DeWalt DS500 GPS unit. It was a little ATM inside a hospital lobby.
 
2012-07-09 01:11:43 PM

moops: Came here for Breaking Bad reference. Leaving satisfied.

New episode, fifth and final season, starts next week!


Came for first part of quote.
Slogging through season 2, not sure if I'll make it, more cluster-farked train wrecks in there than SOA season 4.

/every time those farkin' letters got mentioned, I got stabby.
 
2012-07-09 01:16:17 PM

nytmare: I didn't know that. How long do they blip without outlet power?


Seeing as a cell phone can send a simple "phone home" signal and last for days on their slim batteries, I'd say at least a week, especially if there is a decent power source built into the ATM.

Next time you're gonna steal one, just put it in a faraday cage to better your chances, or find and destroy the signal generator ASAP. Watch out for the dye packs, which I hear are also loaded into some ATMs. Hell, just chuck the whole damn thing into a pond or a lake... fry the electronics, and dilute the dye if it goes off.

/not that I'm encouraging or condoning such acts, mind you.
 
2012-07-09 01:18:02 PM
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2012-07-09 01:18:26 PM

Odd Bird: moops: Came here for Breaking Bad reference. Leaving satisfied.

New episode, fifth and final season, starts next week!

Came for first part of quote.
Slogging through season 2, not sure if I'll make it...


At least hang on until Bob Odenkirk gets into things. His sleazy lawyer routine is perfect!
 
2012-07-09 01:18:32 PM

rickane58: moops: Came here for Breaking Bad reference. Leaving satisfied.

New episode, fifth and final season, starts next week!

Unfortunately, it's NOT the final season, they're splitting the fifth season into two seasons of 8 episodes over 2 summers. Such bs!


AMC seems to be pretty cheap with their shows. Money disputes delayed the 5th season of Mad Men, and their chintzy ways ran Frank Darabont off The Walking Dead, and that show went to shiat after that.
 
2012-07-09 01:21:02 PM

Silicon Sam: I've been inside a lot of ATMs for service


...giggity?
 
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2012-07-09 01:24:18 PM
Can't find a screencap of Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys dragging the ATM behind the truck.
 
2012-07-09 01:27:05 PM

DirkTheDaring: img94.imageshack.us


Excellent synopsis!
 
2012-07-09 01:28:32 PM

nytmare: keithgabryelski: so, they had no idea there was a lojack type device on the atm?

I didn't know that. How long do they blip without outlet power?


1) No mention of a tracking device was mentioned in the article, but a reasonable guess one was in it.
2) That depends on the device, operating parameters ( i.e. "ping" rate), fix type (satellite/cell tower) and other things.

Silicon Sam:
I've been inside a lot of ATMs for service, only seen 1 standalone unit with a DeWalt DS500 GPS unit. It was a little ATM inside a hospital lobby.


They're out there, more likely to be found in areas with a high incident rate (such as FLA). We didn't go with the DeWalt device.

/works for company which implements and supports this tracking technology.
//now I'm getting a kick
 
2012-07-09 01:29:11 PM

chookbillion: They look a good deal older than they are said to be. I haven't watched Breaking Bad, but I know it's about meth. I'm supposing the initial photo in the thread is the poster's way of saying the two culprits are on meth? Trouble is, the humidity in Florida just melts meth away. You try to make a line and it sticks to the mirror and turns to liquid. I guess air conditioning would negate this. I am assuming the initial photo is from Breaking Bad based on the subsequent comments.



Is snorting the only way people ingest meth in Florida? Most everyone in California smokes it, and moist dope is still very smokable in a meth pipe. Also, I imagine meth users will bust rails even if the lines start to "melt away", a minor amount of moisture shouldnt affect insufflation *that* much. Get it out of the bag, onto a surface, crush with a lighter, and arrange it into a rough mound for nose takeoff. The mirror and clipped straw almost things like a glamorous movie thing, most everyone I know just broke the line up on a flat surface wherever they were and snorted with a dollar bill or a piece of paper. I had a small love affair with meth many years ago and I know I've snorted in a humid location before, sweaty ass car in the parking lot with the windows rolled up so nobody can hear the sniffing noises, probably many times.
 
2012-07-09 01:30:23 PM

the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.


Why are you in a thread about it then buttmunch?
Seems like the moron is you.
 
2012-07-09 01:33:18 PM

Harf!: Starry Heavens: How does using a front loader to wrest free an ATM and dump it into a truck not cause more than $1,000 of damages??

^^^^This


Seriously. It is like reverse cop math. If they somehow slid it right out of the building without damaging anything, it would probably still cost that much to just get the ATM moved back and plugged in.

Maybe the $1,000 is just the bank's insurance deductible?
 
2012-07-09 01:35:32 PM

wickedgrin: CSB: The ATM MACHINE in the episode of Breaking Bad is the exact model that is in the store I work at. The thing can be opened with no keys or combination in a matter of seconds with a simple wire coat hanger.



Please elaborate on this. I think we also have the same ATM in my closest 7-11, and I know the clerk very well. Can you do it without dragging the machine out? Exact location to start poking around with the hanger, and method, please.

/It can be fun to fantasize right?
 
2012-07-09 01:36:38 PM

the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.


Sounds like someone had an ATM dropped on their head this morning.
 
2012-07-09 01:38:15 PM

tommydee: DirkTheDaring: img94.imageshack.us

Excellent synopsis!


Not mine, BTW. There's a bunch of cartoons like that on Buzzfeed. Not sure of the original source.
 
2012-07-09 01:50:13 PM

BurnShrike: divx88: the_rhino: Breaking Bad is literally the worst shot in existence simply because of its moronically rabid fan base. Not everything is about your favorite (until a new show replaces it) show.

by that logic, Apple is the biggest piece of shiat on the planet.

So... you're supporting his statement then?


Perfectly valid to make your own opinion on something based on the crowd that's drawn to it. That particular logic is especially a great tool when learning what kind of person someone is. Often can learn more by what type of people someone surrounds themselves with and how those people view & interact with them, along with relationship value (time invested). In this particular case though, I'd say it's not a very good logic to follow.

On a side note, I really enjoyed Breaking Bad, but really don't see why they continued with a 5th series other than money. All main plot lines came to a conclusion.
 
2012-07-09 01:55:41 PM

chookbillion: They look a good deal older than they are said to be. I haven't watched Breaking Bad, but I know it's about meth. I'm supposing the initial photo in the thread is the poster's way of saying the two culprits are on meth? Trouble is, the humidity in Florida just melts meth away. You try to make a line and it sticks to the mirror and turns to liquid. I guess air conditioning would negate this. I am assuming the initial photo is from Breaking Bad based on the subsequent comments.


Used to drop a little pile of meth in my morning coffee back in the 1980's before work. No snorting needed. Being a dishwasher in a little diner took on such grander importance after that pick-me-up. Helped the day fly by too.

Did it for an entire summer, felt it was starting to become a problem after I started doing multiple day/night binges, so I quit. Never touched it again. Nasty stuff, it was easy to quit when it feels so dirty. Pretty fun ride though.

Now I'm all white collar-like with an office and a view...I'll never forget the path I took to get here though.
 
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