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(MIT Technology Review)   Computer uses modeling to predict which start-up businesses will be successful. Uses basic inputs like financial, legal and planning documents, counts the number of times the owner uses phrases like "social synergism"   (technologyreview.com) divider line 15
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2012-07-09 10:12:50 AM
This is a real paradigm shifting game changer.
 
2012-07-09 10:37:03 AM
www.stephaniefiermanmarketingdaily.com

www.jeffwidmer.com
 
2012-07-09 10:38:21 AM
"What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
 
2012-07-09 10:40:07 AM
walk into offices.

1) Do they have new Macs?
2) Do they have aeron chairs?
3) Is the office in a fancy part of town?

Any of those 3, run away.
 
2012-07-09 10:51:53 AM

farkeruk: walk into offices.

1) Do they have new Macs?
2) Do they have aeron chairs?
3) Is the office in a fancy part of town?

Any of those 3, run away.


You left out

4) If they have meetings about having meetings.
 
2012-07-09 10:56:07 AM

Generation_D: This is a real paradigm shifting game changer.


Now this is thinking outside of the box!

Let me shoot you an email and we can touch base!
 
2012-07-09 11:00:10 AM
"It's an add supported community play!"
 
2012-07-09 11:02:49 AM
Exponentiate Corporate Valuation within the Social Feedback Cycle
 
2012-07-09 11:03:29 AM

Burr: Generation_D: This is a real paradigm shifting game changer.

Now this is thinking outside of the box!

Let me shoot you an email and we can touch base!


ya'll need to take that offline, maybe after the biobreak
 
2012-07-09 11:10:24 AM
cbio.mskcc.org

amazing how much of this is still true.
 
2012-07-09 12:19:42 PM
Sounds like the same algorithm that generates those 'how much is your site worth' valuations.
 
2012-07-09 12:51:46 PM
For their sake I hope they also built the term "new paradigm" into their algorithm.
 
2012-07-09 12:53:05 PM
This kind of retarded gambling should be criminal;
housing default swaps are a sound investment because the other guy said this box of shiat was valuated at AAAA++++++!!!!!11111111!!!eleventy

HOW CAN I LOSE?
 
2012-07-09 01:20:54 PM
Works great until some out-of-work search engine optimization guru decides to start up his own "fleecing venture capitalists" firm.
 
2012-07-09 06:22:02 PM
Models worked so well predicting the weather.... err climate, this must be a sure thing. I'll invest every last penny I've saved for retirement. Wait,,, is zero plus a negative still zero? In the immortal words of Ron James apparently I'm still one missed mortgage payment from living in a cardboard box under the over-pass, and I'm renting!
 
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