Ashtrey: A plane crash is always better when the flight attendant is crying.
egomann: I read that as Massage.
AverageAmericanGuy: Was on a flight with some severe turbulence a long while back. People were throwing up. Various items were being tossed about the cabin. The stewardess was sitting, strapped in back in the galley area talking to herself. I don't want to die. I don't want to die.Really confidence inspiring there, Northwest Airlines.
DrSticky: Are Air Hostesses the Ho Hos of the airplane world?
Ex_Parrot: I have only been told to "assume crash position" once... and that was one time too many.Last flight into Pittsburgh during thunder snow."We are going to try and land on the runway." was the other gem from that flight.1990 I think.
justanotherfarkinfarker: Air hostess? So we have to call them Flight Attendants here, but in progressive Europe that is legit? I'm going to start using that here.In other news I actually had a hot Air hostess on a US flight. God damn did she have a sweet ass too. Only thing that made that shiatty flight good was watching that woman walk away down the isle.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: air hostess??
inkydoo: Is it still okay to crap your pants when announcing emergencies?
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wambu: i was on a delta flight from Atlanta to Norfolk and we were almost to Norfolk when the captain announced we would return to Atlanta because there was "a problem with the plane and the equipment to fix it was in Atlanta".As we approached Atlanta, all the fire trucks were lined up along the runway.After we touched down, the flight attendant yelled over the PA system with great enthusiasm "WE MADE IT!" We looked at her in stunned silence.They never did tell us WTF was wrong, but the flight attendant was scared shiatless. They put us on another plane with a new crew and gave us a free beer.
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