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		Unstoppable penis replacement, meet immoveable douche (jalopnik.com)		99
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cretinbob		2012-07-09 12:11:19 PM

Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed. And I think it's more than the flaw behind the steering wheel.

TheYeti		2012-07-09 01:26:48 PM

Two men were in the Lambo when the car suddenly lurched, crossed the opposite lane and crashed into "Valli Motorrad" which specializes in BMW motorcycles.

Yeeaaah.

They should really consider restricting horsepower on these things for a while after purchase as a kind of training wheels system.

hbk72777		2012-07-09 03:02:47 PM

Here's a pic of the lesbian behind the wheel

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

MoronLessOff		2012-07-09 03:02:47 PM

Unstoppable, but was it detachable?

Ashtrey		2012-07-09 03:03:00 PM

Man, I was kind of afraid to click that one after reading the headline.

DaddyRat		2012-07-09 03:06:53 PM

TFA:
...the Lamborghini did quite a bit of damage to itself ...

No, it did not. The douchecanoe that couldn't handle a clutch did.

awooga		2012-07-09 03:09:29 PM

This is what happens when you try to drive with your penis.

Glendale		2012-07-09 03:09:31 PM

MoronLessOff: Unstoppable, but was it detachable?

Yes, the driver was able to exit the vehicle. He's probably not happy right now since these things can be a pain in the ass.

MAYORBOB		2012-07-09 03:10:18 PM

I clicked. I read. I was relieved that Lindsay Lohan wasn't behind the wheel on this one.

Gawdzila		2012-07-09 03:11:16 PM

cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed.

The flaw is that the people who buy them don't understand what 600+ bhp can actually do.
God, what a shame. The Murcielago is an absolutely gorgeous and fantastic car.

DeathBySmiley		2012-07-09 03:11:17 PM

Well done, subby.

Killer Cars		2012-07-09 03:11:21 PM

I'll just leave this here...

Evil Mackerel		2012-07-09 03:13:49 PM

MAYORBOB: I clicked. I read. I was relieved that Lindsay Lohan wasn't behind the wheel on this one.

What is fark's death pool up to for Lindsay?

LeroyBourne		2012-07-09 03:16:07 PM

The penis looks pretty banged up, but I think it can be buffed right out, and finished with a nice shammy.

PeterPipersPickledPecker		2012-07-09 03:17:45 PM

Savian		2012-07-09 03:17:57 PM

Which one was the immoveable douche?

Odd Bird		2012-07-09 03:19:49 PM

Killer Cars: I'll just leave this here...

Nice.

maverickzy		2012-07-09 03:20:02 PM

Evil Mackerel: MAYORBOB: I clicked. I read. I was relieved that Lindsay Lohan wasn't behind the wheel on this one.

What is fark's death pool up to for Lindsay?

The New Jersey State lottery.

BeezyBates		2012-07-09 03:22:32 PM

I slow clap to your headline, subs. Of coarse deep down we're just jealous. But name calling does make me feel better.

spentmiles		2012-07-09 03:27:07 PM

Eh, Lambo's were cool in the 80s but I don't drive either of mine anymore. And a BMW motorcycle? Why not just move to Europe and die on the floor of bathhouse? Personally, I find it more rewarding to walk everywhere.

Ishkur		2012-07-09 03:27:14 PM

Who wants a car that powerful for everyday driving? You'll never get to maximize its use. What's the point?

Last Man on Earth		2012-07-09 03:28:11 PM

PeterPipersPickledPecker: cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed. And I think it's more than the flaw behind the steering wheel.

PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Car.

Ooh, I like it. Haven't heard that one before, just the tech support equivalent, a PEBKAC Error: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

Killer Cars		2012-07-09 03:31:13 PM

Ishkur: Who wants a car that powerful for everyday driving? You'll never get to maximize its use. What's the point?

People don't notice your large, throbbing penis when you're doing laps around the Nürburgring. They do however at stop lights and at the Whole Foods parking lot.

MAYORBOB		2012-07-09 03:32:15 PM

spentmiles: Eh, Lambo's were cool in the 80s but I don't drive either of mine anymore. And a BMW motorcycle? Why not just move to Europe and die on the floor of bathhouse? Personally, I find it more rewarding to walk everywhere.

But you refuse to give up doing blow off super models' butt cheeks.

felching pen		2012-07-09 03:33:28 PM

DeathBySmiley: Well done, subby.

Subby wins, we can all take the rest of the day off.

Herb Utsmelz		2012-07-09 03:33:52 PM

Rapmaster2000		2012-07-09 03:35:07 PM

Antagonism		2012-07-09 03:40:27 PM

Chuck Norris died?

Old Smokie		2012-07-09 03:40:28 PM

spentmiles: Eh, Lambo's were cool in the 80s but I don't drive either of mine anymore. And a BMW motorcycle? Why not just move to Europe and die on the floor of bathhouse? Personally, I find it more rewarding to walk everywhere.

Meh, I doubt you'll find too many BMW riders who care.

5/10

happyleper		2012-07-09 03:46:04 PM

Based on the headline, I thought the column from the guy complaining about Trojan vibrators at Wal-Mart got greenlit again.

ArmyWarVet		2012-07-09 03:46:11 PM

Last Man on Earth: PeterPipersPickledPecker: cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed. And I think it's more than the flaw behind the steering wheel.

PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Car.

Ooh, I like it. Haven't heard that one before, just the tech support equivalent, a PEBKAC Error: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

I've used both in the Tech world:
Problem In Chair Not In Computer

ghostwind		2012-07-09 03:46:16 PM

"An Italian car, produced under a German parent company crashed into an Italian motorcycle dealership selling German bikes. "

ArmyWarVet		2012-07-09 03:48:30 PM

Rapmaster2000: spentmiles: Eh, Lambo's were cool in the 80s but I don't drive either of mine anymore. And a BMW motorcycle? Why not just move to Europe and die on the floor of bathhouse? Personally, I find it more rewarding to walk everywhere.

I travel exclusively by hydrofoil.

Astral projection!

sammyk		2012-07-09 03:48:41 PM

Gawdzila: cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed.

The flaw is that the people who buy them don't understand what 600+ bhp can actually do.
God, what a shame. The Murcielago is an absolutely gorgeous and fantastic car.

This!

Just bought a Charger SRT8. 450bhp and 150k less than the lambo. It has a nifty ESP button that will keep the rear wheels from spinning no matter what you do. I refer to it as Stupid on/off button. I've laid into it in stupid mode on a few times and have decided to save it for the track. It goes from zero to sideways in .06 seconds.

Julieahni		2012-07-09 03:49:36 PM

Outside the store where I work, an SUV crashed into a Bentley. It was kind of funny. And no one was hurt.

/CSS

PeterPipersPickledPecker		2012-07-09 03:49:42 PM

ghostwind: "An Italian car, produced under a German parent company crashed into an Italian motorcycle dealership selling German bikes. "

media.comicvine.com

"Go on..."

change1211		2012-07-09 03:56:22 PM

sammyk: Gawdzila: cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed.

The flaw is that the people who buy them don't understand what 600+ bhp can actually do.
God, what a shame. The Murcielago is an absolutely gorgeous and fantastic car.

This!

Just bought a Charger SRT8. 450bhp and 150k less than the lambo. It has a nifty ESP button that will keep the rear wheels from spinning no matter what you do. I refer to it as Stupid on/off button. I've laid into it in stupid mode on a few times and have decided to save it for the track. It goes from zero to sideways in .06 seconds.

Pssh, it's way more fun driving with that button off.

On another note, how do you like it?

ciberido		2012-07-09 03:56:47 PM

MoronLessOff: Unstoppable, but was it detachable?

If it's missing, try looking down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street.

But have breakfast at the Kiev first.

MoronLessOff		2012-07-09 03:57:15 PM

sammyk: It goes from zero to sideways in .06 seconds.

Awesome. Reminds me of this. Light turns green at :47.

Eirik		2012-07-09 04:00:23 PM

cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed. And I think it's more than the flaw behind the steering wheel.

This is why I'd never buy one even if I somehow managed to come into that kind of money, unless I was willing to spend the time to learn to drive one with an instructor. It's like buying a plane after getting instruction in an ultralight.

MoronLessOff		2012-07-09 04:01:10 PM

Eirik: cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed. And I think it's more than the flaw behind the steering wheel.

This is why I'd never buy one even if I somehow managed to come into that kind of money, unless I was willing to spend the time to learn to drive one with an instructor. It's like buying a plane after getting instruction in an ultralight.

I'd settle for someone teaching me how to drive a manual.

treesloth		2012-07-09 04:01:24 PM

PeterPipersPickledPecker: PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Car.

But... the chair is in the car!

BGates		2012-07-09 04:03:45 PM

Ishkur: Who wants a car that powerful for everyday driving? You'll never get to maximize its use. What's the point?

I could, but I'd have several tickets.

Most of my drive to work is down I-80 in Wyoming.

Teufelaffe		2012-07-09 04:05:23 PM

a2jk		2012-07-09 04:05:35 PM

BeezyBates: I slow clap to your headline, subs. Of coarse deep down we're just jealous. But name calling does make me feel better.

That was a bit course, don't you think?

Subtle Like A T-Rex		2012-07-09 04:07:11 PM

You can't handle the bionic penis... It's too big...

rohar		2012-07-09 04:07:36 PM

Eirik: cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed. And I think it's more than the flaw behind the steering wheel.

This is why I'd never buy one even if I somehow managed to come into that kind of money, unless I was willing to spend the time to learn to drive one with an instructor. It's like buying a plane after getting instruction in an ultralight.

$250/day. Come down to the road track in Spokane. There's always about 5 instructors available.

Always confuses me why there aren't more people out there with the number of 400hp+ cars being sold lately.

UNC_Samurai		2012-07-09 04:07:40 PM

TheYeti: Two men were in the Lambo when the car suddenly lurched, crossed the opposite lane and crashed into "Valli Motorrad" which specializes in BMW motorcycles.

So Marussia's drivers have a mid-week hobby now?

toraque		2012-07-09 04:15:15 PM

Teufelaffe: Gawdzila: cretinbob: Nice. I'm beginning to wonder if these thing have a flaw, since several have gotten out of control and crashed.

The flaw is that the people who buy them don't understand what 600+ bhp can actually do.
God, what a shame. The Murcielago is an absolutely gorgeous and fantastic car.

Indeed. Torque is a harsh mistress.

Meh. I'm off by one letter again.

Dr Dreidel		2012-07-09 04:15:26 PM

Julieahni: Outside the store where I work, an SUV crashed into a Bentley. It was kind of funny. And no one was hurt.

/CSS

The new future-ex-Mrs-Dreidel (we just started datingish) lives on the first floor of a palatial estate. The garage (where laundry room is) has a sparkling clean Bentley in it. First one I've seen up close.

Meh. I've seen nicer.

// but not more expensive

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