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(Chicago Trib)   Michelle Wie continues her streak as the Anna Kournikova of golf   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 65
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2012-07-09 10:25:29 AM
She's won a few doubles titles?
 
2012-07-09 10:35:28 AM
I dunno, Michelle Wie is a lot more hittable.
 
2012-07-09 10:37:41 AM
At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.
 
2012-07-09 10:38:25 AM

IAmRight: She's won a few doubles titles?


I came here to say that so I'll build on it --

She's the best doubles player in the world and a top-10 singles player?

/Kournikova was a better player than people give her credit for, particularly as a doubles player.
 
2012-07-09 10:44:29 AM

Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.


I wish I'd gone to your school:

2.bp.blogspot.com

The comparison is flawed because Ms. Wie hasn't done enough bikini photoshoots.
 
2012-07-09 10:45:07 AM
A couple of bad holes and she usually resigns and blames bugs.
 
2012-07-09 10:48:14 AM
I thought she was the Dannica Patrick of golf.
 
2012-07-09 10:49:23 AM

Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.


Your highschool sounds fun.

i202.photobucket.com

i202.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 10:51:23 AM

Arkanaut: I dunno, Michelle Wie is a lot more hittable.


Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.


WHO DO I BELIEVE?!?!?!?
 
2012-07-09 10:51:36 AM
Except Anna Kournikova was bad at a sport. Wie's just bad at golf.
 
2012-07-09 11:08:30 AM

EyeballKid: Except Anna Kournikova was bad at a sport. Wie's just bad at golf.


Come on, there's only like 10 comments. You could at least read a few of them before posting.
 
2012-07-09 11:12:39 AM

bulldg4life: Arkanaut: I dunno, Michelle Wie is a lot more hittable.

Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.

WHO DO I BELIEVE?!?!?!?


I think this needs to be settled by posting more pics.

/not going to risk it at work though.
 
2012-07-09 11:20:21 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.

I wish I'd gone to your school:



The comparison is flawed because Ms. Wie hasn't done enough bikini photoshoots.


Who's that? Because it's not Michelle Wie.
 
2012-07-09 11:27:11 AM

the biggest redneck here: DjangoStonereaver: Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.

I wish I'd gone to your school:



The comparison is flawed because Ms. Wie hasn't done enough bikini photoshoots.

Who's that? Because it's not Michelle Wie.


She's tagged as such on the page I found via GIS.

Difficult to say due to the lack of makeup, but I think you may be right.

Still, Ms. Wie is nowhere near as boyish as Lost Thought 00 seems to think.
 
2012-07-09 11:32:45 AM
I use my wood on her back nine. I got nothing else.
 
2012-07-09 11:33:02 AM
Kournikova gave us multiple panty shots. Your move Michelle.
 
2012-07-09 11:44:35 AM
Wie should hang out
 
2012-07-09 11:44:40 AM

Flappyhead: Kournikova gave us multiple panty shots. Your move Michelle.


A 6-ft twentysomething (is she even 20 yet?) Hawaiian vs a 5'8 blonde 30-year-old Russian? Hmmmmm. I think I'll need them both bathed and sent to my bunk. For research purposes.

// and also sexytimes
 
2012-07-09 11:52:43 AM

EyeballKid: Except Anna Kournikova was bad at a sport. Wie's just bad at golf.


Wie has won twice. She's not that bad.
 
2012-07-09 11:57:54 AM
Isn't being good at doubles tennis like being good at a Scramble round of golf? Or like, being a good DH in baseball?

/they're both HOT
 
2012-07-09 12:14:35 PM

poughdrew: Isn't being good at doubles tennis like being good at a Scramble round of golf? Or like, being a good DH in baseball?

/they're both HOT


Or like being a good point guard in basketball? Or like being a good wide receiver in football?
 
2012-07-09 12:21:51 PM
And to Suzanne Pettersen - Sheboygan is not a party town? You must get that impression from the legions of people doing the zombie shuffle to their jobs just for a chance to make it to the weekend again, where they then try to erase their memories of the previous week with copious amounts of beer/moonshine/rubbing alcohol.

Okay, she nailed it.

/Sheboygan sucks eggs.
 
2012-07-09 12:33:56 PM

the biggest redneck here: DjangoStonereaver: Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.

I wish I'd gone to your school:



The comparison is flawed because Ms. Wie hasn't done enough bikini photoshoots.

Who's that? Because it's not Michelle Wie.


It's Jarah Mariano, a fashion model.
 
2012-07-09 12:45:19 PM

somms: the biggest redneck here: DjangoStonereaver: Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.

I wish I'd gone to your school:



The comparison is flawed because Ms. Wie hasn't done enough bikini photoshoots.

Who's that? Because it's not Michelle Wie.

It's Jarah Mariano, a fashion model.


How did you know that? Like, Asians alone...
 
2012-07-09 01:11:05 PM
It's Jarah Mariano, a fashion model.

How did you know that? Like, Asians alone...


I used a site called tineye.com
 
2012-07-09 01:12:34 PM
They're both hot, but Michelle Wie clearly seems far more attainable to your average farker.
 
2012-07-09 02:46:05 PM
Christ, this is like comparing the shades of blue in the sky and the ocean. When it comes down to it I like blue, either blue.

/When the dust settles I'll take the one that's left.
 
2012-07-09 04:25:10 PM
I'm not attracted to asian girls so my opinion on each woman's goodness-at-sport/f*ckability is not going to be very fair.
 
2012-07-09 04:59:45 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'm not attracted to asian girls so my opinion on each woman's goodness-at-sport/f*ckability is not going to be very fair.


I am attracted to Asian girls so my opinion on each woman's goodness-at-sport/f*ckability is not going to be very fair either.
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2012-07-09 05:05:01 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.

I wish I'd gone to your school:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 297x400]

The comparison is flawed because Ms. Wie hasn't done enough bikini photoshoots.


that's not the Michelle Wie.
 
2012-07-09 05:08:04 PM

Dr Dreidel: Flappyhead: Kournikova gave us multiple panty shots. Your move Michelle.

A 6-ft twentysomething (is she even 20 yet?) Hawaiian vs a 5'8 blonde 30-year-old Russian? Hmmmmm. I think I'll need them both bathed and sent to my bunk. For research purposes.

// and also sexytimes


Y'know, research has to be tested. You can have the groundwork Doctor, but I'll have to test your results as well. Just in case I need to debunk your findings.
 
2012-07-09 05:15:13 PM
Her interview with Feherty was an eye-opener. She took advantage of her admission to Stanford to get away from golf and her overbearing family (aka father). She seemed genuinely happy, and intimated that the change in her lifestyle was the best thing that ever happened to her. Top 50 LPGA player with a Stanford degree who is smoking hot- I don't see a ton for room to criticize her. At the same age Kournikova was getting passed around NHL locker rooms.

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2012-07-09 05:23:02 PM

caddisfly: Her interview with Feherty was an eye-opener. She took advantage of her admission to Stanford to get away from golf and her overbearing family (aka father). She seemed genuinely happy, and intimated that the change in her lifestyle was the best thing that ever happened to her. Top 50 LPGA player with a Stanford degree who is smoking hot- I don't see a ton for room to criticize her. At the same age Kournikova was getting passed around NHL locker rooms.
/welcometofark.jpg


you're making that sound negative.
 
2012-07-09 05:36:47 PM
this isn't even a fair comparison. It's almost impossible to find a "hot" picture of Michelle Wie. Tight-shirted golf swing is about a close as you can get. It's also nearly impossible to find a picture of Anna that isn't smoking hot.
I weep for you 20-somethings who need to turn to MW for a fark-able female athlete. Come on, you can do much better.
 
2012-07-09 06:52:14 PM
Does Michelle Wie have a Wii? If so, does she play golf on it?
 
2012-07-09 06:52:49 PM
This thread has a distinct lack of Anna Kournikova's caboose.
 
2012-07-09 07:02:23 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Does Michelle Wie have a Wii? If so, does she play golf on it?


is wie as bad on the wii?
 
2012-07-09 07:07:20 PM

bulldg4life: Arkanaut: I dunno, Michelle Wie is a lot more hittable.

Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.

WHO DO I BELIEVE?!?!?!?


Well they are both attractive and have lots and lots of money so both.

The downside is they wont date either one of us or even give us the courtesy of a one night stand, stuck up biatches.......
 
2012-07-09 07:26:18 PM
www.wallpapershell.com

This long? I am disappoint.
 
2012-07-09 07:52:16 PM
You mean all those people arguing that "she needs to learn to win like Tiger did" 5-10 years ago were right, and the people who thought it was a good idea to enter a 13 year old girl into Men's PGA Tour events were just exploitative assholes setting her up for a lifetime of failure? NOWAI
 
2012-07-09 08:30:37 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy WITH TITS.

I wish I'd gone to your school:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 297x400]

The comparison is flawed because Ms. Wie hasn't done enough bikini photoshoots.


Ew. Do not want. Emphasis above is mine.
 
2012-07-09 08:31:52 PM
How is it a FAIL to be hot and famous?
 
2012-07-09 08:41:09 PM

LarryDan43: A couple of bad holes and she usually resigns and blames bugs.


Me too.....I also blame the women the holes belong to.

/It's their fault
//I'm flawless and remarkable
 
2012-07-09 09:41:13 PM

Lost Thought 00: At least Anna Kournikova was hot. Wie looks like a 12 year old schoolboy.


=============

larrybrownsports.com

Not like any 12 year old boy I have ever seen.

/I have some great pictures from yesterday
 
2012-07-09 11:07:50 PM
AK looks great but it does not win often in tennis... and in hold'em
 
2012-07-09 11:52:43 PM

dookdookdook: You mean all those people arguing that "she needs to learn to win like Tiger did" 5-10 years ago were right, and the people who thought it was a good idea to enter a 13 year old girl into Men's PGA Tour events were just exploitative assholes setting her up for a lifetime of failure? NOWAI


The "exploitive asshole" who put her into Men's PGA events was her dad B.J. While she was doing those events, she was pulling in close to 20 million a year... about 10 times what the top LPGA players were making at the time. He set her up so she was able to become a multi-millionaire while completing college without ever having to step into the LPGA or seriously compete. Why should she? It would have been a pay cut. The only people "exploited" were Sony and Nike's advertisement and endorsement people to whom I say: "Good Job B.J.!"
 
2012-07-10 12:54:17 AM

meanmutton: IAmRight: She's won a few doubles titles?

I came here to say that so I'll build on it --

She's the best doubles player in the world and a top-10 singles player?

/Kournikova was a better player than people give her credit for, particularly as a doubles player.


Wie has victories over Davenport, Seles, Hingis, Majoli, Sanchez Vicario, Graf, Martinez, Clijsters, Capriati, Mauresmo, and Dementieva in tennis? In singles?
 
2012-07-10 01:07:37 AM
Dudes who are so concerned with how well Anna K and Michelle Wie perform in sports...are dudes who probably not real fond of women to begin with
 
2012-07-10 02:24:12 AM
I think Natalie Gulbis is actually the Kournikova of golf.

i.imgur.com

She's done a ton of bikini pics, has only won a handful of tournaments, and is more famous for her looks than her game.

She's not as hot as Anna (or even Wie maybe), but remember we're talking about golf here.
 
2012-07-10 04:07:40 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

There is definitely a joke about balls, a nine iron, and strokes here. I'm just not witty enough to put them together.

/and all "hit it" quotes apply. N.I.C.E!
 
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