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(New York Daily News)   Australia's Buxom Bandit has been captured. Crikey   (nydailynews.com) divider line 67
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2012-07-09 09:15:40 AM
Robbery? That's a motorboatin'.
 
2012-07-09 09:51:08 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Robbery? That's a motorboatin'.


A clearer view of the bandit in question:

static.madata.gr

¡Ojalá chinga!
 
2012-07-09 10:49:51 AM
Police:
" Sir what did the robber look like"
Attendant:
"Blink, Blink...Dunno.....(oYo) "
Police:
" So you didn't get a good look ..??"
Attendant:
"Oh I got a fantastic look.........(oYo) "
Police:
" Can you describe what you saw....then.."
Attendant:
.(oYo)
...etc....
 
2012-07-09 10:49:59 AM
She can sit on my lap and do hard time.
 
2012-07-09 10:51:37 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

These are not the breasts you're looking for.
 
2012-07-09 10:52:25 AM
OK, small-change robbery? Really? You're telling me she couldn't make 2 or 3 times more then what she stole in one shift at a local strip club?

/It may be degrading
//But not as much as doing time for armed robbery
 
2012-07-09 10:53:11 AM
Come on Fark....don't disappoint me!!!
 
2012-07-09 10:53:44 AM

dittybopper: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x167]

These are not the breasts you're looking for.


no really... I think they are exactly the breasts I'm looking for.
 
2012-07-09 10:54:04 AM
You know, if I was the clerk, I think I'd have insisted on a line-up to identify the suspect.
 
2012-07-09 10:55:35 AM
Overheard: "And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those kids and that dog... And the security camera".

You'd have to admit, it's a damn good way to rob a guy, not like they'd ever be able to look them in the face...

Just show yer bewbs honey... In the right setting, like a dimly lit bar with a runway, men will be throwing their money at you..
 
2012-07-09 10:56:17 AM
I like boobs. Hell, who doesn't? Boobs are good.
 
2012-07-09 10:56:58 AM
Hey cashier, my eyes are up here.
 
2012-07-09 10:57:36 AM
There are two things I really like about her....
 
2012-07-09 10:58:11 AM
Tonee Walker, 22, earned the nickname and international attention after a surveillance camera video went viral showing her trying to hold up the station wearing a low-cut top exposing her ample cleavage.

The amateur robbery took place at a Gold Coast gas station. The video shows Walker wearing a knit cap with her face exposed. She allegedly made bouncing motions toward the man behind the counters, at which point he emptied the cash register for her. Police report that Walker robbed the gas station Tuesday, Wednesday, and twice Friday.
 
2012-07-09 10:58:23 AM
If only she'd used those funbags for good instead of evil :(
 
2012-07-09 10:58:31 AM

momojoboo: Come on Fark....don't disappoint me!!!


www.jobbydealer.com
 
2012-07-09 10:58:44 AM
LOL - FTFA - getaway driver 'adjusted her top' before she went in, undoubtedly copped a feel too
 
2012-07-09 11:00:11 AM
Oi! Oi! Oi!
 
2012-07-09 11:01:46 AM
RELATED STORY: Man dies after fall from balcony while 'planking;' dangerous new craze has cops fearing more deaths

Memes travel slowly over water. I thought we were somewhere around here now...

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-07-09 11:02:30 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
Her Facebook profile is still public.
 
2012-07-09 11:03:19 AM

Theaetetus: Police report that Walker robbed the gas station Tuesday, Wednesday, and twice Friday.


"The gas station attendant was disappointed that there was no robbery on thursday or monday, but had invited friends over for the saturday robbery event."
 
2012-07-09 11:03:45 AM
She turned herself in after hearing about international interest in her case.

So, essentially, she's decided that AW fame is better than her freedom.
 
2012-07-09 11:03:53 AM
i559.photobucket.com
Is this some kind of a bust?
 
2012-07-09 11:03:56 AM
SHIRTLESS GIRL!!!
Using her Fun Bags for GOOD, not EVIL...
i1016.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 11:09:26 AM

dittybopper: These are not the breasts you're looking for.


I disagree. They kinda are.
 
2012-07-09 11:09:32 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: I like boobs. Hell, who doesn't? Boobs are good.


But she was using her boobs for evil.
 
2012-07-09 11:13:39 AM
Police had been on the lookout for the Coomera woman since the attempted robbery Monday.

I'll bet they were. I'm sure several of the local residents had their eyes peeled too. It's a good way to get people interested in fighting crime.

youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com
 
QDW
2012-07-09 11:16:38 AM
Brilliant marketing....
Her first porn vid will be huge.
 
2012-07-09 11:18:29 AM
What's her Fark Handle????

(Grables'Daughter) LOL
/i keed I Keed...
 
2012-07-09 11:23:39 AM

groppet: She can sit on my lap and do hard time.


She'll have to go through the penal system for her punishment. She's been a very bad girl, after all.
 
2012-07-09 11:26:54 AM
Are you saying she's in violation of statute 34DD?

/shockingly few pics of Kim Director in Inside Job.
 
2012-07-09 11:27:08 AM

MoronLessOff: groppet: She can sit on my lap and do hard time.

She'll have to go through the penal system for her punishment. She's been a very bad girl, after all.


On appeal, she might get off if it turns out her attorney's briefs were out of order.
 
2012-07-09 11:27:46 AM
You know who ELSE was an evil Australian with big breasts?

www.sanfranciscosentinel.com
 
2012-07-09 11:29:48 AM
here's a quarter. go downtown and have a rat naw that thing off your face.
 
2012-07-09 11:30:03 AM

Arkanaut: Sin_City_Superhero: I like boobs. Hell, who doesn't? Boobs are good.

But she was using her boobs for evil.


But then again dont most women. If I could use my weiner to get a car I would though.
 
2012-07-09 11:31:01 AM

Theaetetus: MoronLessOff: groppet: She can sit on my lap and do hard time.

She'll have to go through the penal system for her punishment. She's been a very bad girl, after all.

On appeal, she might get off if it turns out her attorney's briefs were out of order.


Bravo!
 
2012-07-09 11:37:50 AM
She seems like a handful.
 
2012-07-09 11:39:06 AM
She looks like Ally Sheedy. But blonde. And with huge knockers.
 
2012-07-09 11:40:09 AM
When she gets out have her come down to my place.
 
2012-07-09 11:41:22 AM
In a country where porn films involving females with small to no breasts is considered child porn, it's no wonder even the thieves are well-armed.
 
2012-07-09 11:44:26 AM

CygnusDarius: In a country where porn films involving females with small to no breasts is considered child porn, it's no wonder even the thieves are well-armed.


Don't believe everything that you read.
 
2012-07-09 11:44:52 AM
Seriously? With a chest like that all she could turn to was robbery?

Doesn't she know about marriage?
 
2012-07-09 11:47:18 AM
This is a better article:
Link
 
2012-07-09 11:48:15 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Seriously? With a chest like that all she could turn to was robbery?

Doesn't she know about marriage?


link
 
2012-07-09 11:52:44 AM

groppet: Arkanaut: Sin_City_Superhero: I like boobs. Hell, who doesn't? Boobs are good.

But she was using her boobs for evil.

But then again dont most women. If I could use my weiner to get a car I would though.


There's a real easy lock pick joke in there, but I won't go for it.

I, too, fully support the use of boobs for good. I can only offer partial support for evil boobs.
 
2012-07-09 11:54:42 AM

Diarrhea Anne Frank: CygnusDarius: In a country where porn films involving females with small to no breasts is considered child porn, it's no wonder even the thieves are well-armed.

Don't believe everything that you read.


Awww. Ok.

/Actually, I've always had this curiosity of traveling to Australia
 
2012-07-09 11:57:23 AM
whowas? oh, who was. I thought it was a reference to her buxominess but it was just a typo.
 
2012-07-09 11:57:47 AM
She's so busted.
 
2012-07-09 12:01:48 PM
New crimefighting stratagem: compliment the perp and they will turn themselves in so that they can acknowledge the compliment. "Big-Dicked robber sought" etc.
 
2012-07-09 12:02:24 PM

CygnusDarius: Diarrhea Anne Frank: CygnusDarius: In a country where porn films involving females with small to no breasts is considered child porn, it's no wonder even the thieves are well-armed.

Don't believe everything that you read.

Awww. Ok.

/Actually, I've always had this curiosity of traveling to Australia


It really is a beautiful place, kind of a cross between America and Europe (at least along the east coast). You just have to avoid the bogans.
 
2012-07-09 12:04:36 PM

W C Feels: New crimefighting stratagem: compliment the perp and they will turn themselves in so that they can acknowledge the compliment. "Big-Dicked robber sought" etc.


Sounds good, until eight guys all "confess" to the same crime.
 
2012-07-09 12:04:47 PM
galleries.payserve.com

This is how I imagine her first night in the slammer. Slam'mer.....why chest, chest I wood!
 
2012-07-09 12:13:14 PM

Jimmiesbluz: [galleries.payserve.com image 300x225]

This is how I imagine her first night in the slammer. Slam'mer.....why chest, chest I wood!


Or trashcity.org
 
2012-07-09 12:30:37 PM

DiabloJunky: She's so busted.


I hear those concrete cells can get nippy. I hope she has something warm to cover up with.
 
2012-07-09 12:47:48 PM

MoronLessOff: groppet: She can sit on my lap and do hard time.

She'll have to go through the penal penile system for her punishment. She's been a very bad girl, after all.


FTFY
 
2012-07-09 01:08:18 PM

olddeegee: [i559.photobucket.com image 90x120]
Is this some kind of a bust?


Yes they are very impressive.
 
2012-07-09 01:36:16 PM

AirborneBuckeye: Clemkadidlefark: Seriously? With a chest like that all she could turn to was robbery?

Doesn't she know about marriage?

link


Same thing.
 
2012-07-09 01:36:42 PM
If I had boobs like that you can be damn sure I'd use them for evil!

Need better pics to properly judge what type of punishment she deserves though.
 
2012-07-09 01:37:54 PM

groppet: She can sit on my lap and do hard time.


She'll only be pulling a short stretch.
 
2012-07-09 01:42:44 PM
Another buxom Aussie www.hollywoodtuna.com
 
2012-07-09 01:42:48 PM
static.madata.gr

Find her, capture her, bathe her, and bring her to me.
 
2012-07-09 01:43:07 PM

Jument: If I had boobs like that you can be damn sure I'd use them for evil!

Need better pics to properly judge what type of punishment she deserves though.


Paddling.
 
2012-07-09 03:18:27 PM

AirborneBuckeye: Jimmiesbluz: [galleries.payserve.com image 300x225]

This is how I imagine her first night in the slammer. Slam'mer.....why chest, chest I wood!

Or


Man does that bring back some mammaries!!!! Wow, Reform School Girls.... I saw that on Skinamax "After Dark" when I was about 13 or so. Sybil Danning did it for me, especially after The Howling II.... :::sigh::: Good times back then. As a child of the eighties my top three were-

Sybil Danning,
4.bp.blogspot.com

Catherine Bach ,
cdn100.iofferphoto.com

and Lynda Carter.
fun-gallery.com

It wasn't necessarily in that order  and often I'd "have" them all together..... Ummm... I'll be right back...  :::::: grabs the lotion, Sani-wipes, and a Marlboro:::::
             

/ why I had to Nair my palms so often back then
//  even with the Feather Lites for my glasses the lenses are now so damn thick that if the sunlight happens to hit them just the right way  it would put Archimedes Death Ray to shame
/// those first couple days after the Nair... Those palms were soft, sweet, and built for speed!!!!
 
2012-07-09 04:26:03 PM
Subby, she was busted.

/slackers
 
2012-07-09 04:45:49 PM

ChipNASA: Police:
" Sir what did the robber look like"
Attendant:
"Blink, Blink...Dunno.....(oYo) "
Police:
" So you didn't get a good look ..??"
Attendant:
"Oh I got a fantastic look.........(oYo) "
Police:
" Can you describe what you saw....then.."
Attendant:
.(oYo)
...etc....


LOL
 
2012-07-10 02:20:07 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: [static.madata.gr image 613x342]

Find her, capture her, bathe her, and bring her to me.


Bad girl! Guess I'll hafta put the punishin' pole to her?
 
2012-07-11 08:39:33 AM

Clash City Farker: Subby, she was busted.

/slackers


oh my god i can't believe i missed that.
i fail at life

/shame and apologies
 
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