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(Daily Mail)   Darwin takes a swing....it's a miss, but wait...looks like he is getting another crack at bat   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2012-07-09 09:15:53 AM
FTFA: Chris, then 12, was rushed to hospital where doctors operated for six hours, saving the youngster's life was saved.

Seems the writers at the Daily Fail have also been decapitated.
 
2012-07-09 11:18:59 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

If you don't have anything between the ears, would you know if you were dead or alive?
 
2012-07-09 11:19:28 AM
huh, learn something new every day.

"chuffed" : To be very pleased, proud or happy with yourself


now it really brings on the whole "Zee bra" "Zeb ra" argument....
 
2012-07-09 11:19:32 AM
FTFA: Once he has full insurance Chris will be driving round in a classic Mini Cooper which he restored himself.

Oh, yeah, Darwin's definitely getting some more at-bats with this kid. Tiny, fast, and utterly lacking safety features; that's what every teenager's car should be.
 
2012-07-09 11:21:25 AM
Specialists performed ground-breaking surgery called occipital-cervical fusion to re-attach his head to his top vertebrae with metal plates and bone-grafts.

I swear son, you're so forgetful you'd forget your head if it weren't fused on with metal plates and bone-grafts.
 
2012-07-09 11:24:47 AM
Nice editing...
saving the youngster's life was saved.
 
2012-07-09 11:25:02 AM
I still think its cool they were able to save him. I guess just the skull popped off and nothing major was severed. good for him.

if he drives like a teenage jackass tho, fark him. go darwin!
 
2012-07-09 11:26:05 AM
that is why you never race without a HANS device.
 
2012-07-09 11:26:44 AM
So besides the internal decapitation, he smashed his face against something too and the family didn't have the finds to fix both right? That's why he looks like that?
 
2012-07-09 11:27:47 AM

Derek Force: I still think its cool they were able to save him. I guess just the skull popped off and nothing major was severed. good for him.


www.collectorsconnection.com
 
2012-07-09 11:29:41 AM
Is glad to see his twin brother pass his driving test...
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2012-07-09 11:29:52 AM

Dirtybird971: So besides the internal decapitation, he smashed his face against something too and the family didn't have the finds to fix both right? That's why he looks like that?


Nan, he's just British.
 
2012-07-09 11:30:46 AM
What does Charles Darwin (Descent with Modification) have to do with this guy?
 
2012-07-09 11:31:54 AM
so wait. he wouldve looked like that anyway or is that as a result of the accident?? o_O
 
2012-07-09 11:33:21 AM

dcjones: What does Charles Darwin (Descent with Modification) have to do with this guy?


Subby is obviously saying that this guy is unlikely to have any descendants to descend unto. Duh?

Not sure what you're objecting to.
 
2012-07-09 11:33:25 AM
I'm actually impressed. He drove a go-kart fast enough into a barrier to rip his own head off. That's dedication. I think he deserves another chance. This time he should drive a formula one car into a barrier but they should skip the helmet and install a miniature horizontal blade at his neck so he gets more distance this time.
 
2012-07-09 11:35:48 AM
So with this kind of technology... is there hope for Ned Stark?
 
2012-07-09 11:35:54 AM
The legal driving age needs to be bumped up to about 23.


/stupid kids and their texting and wot-not
 
2012-07-09 11:39:44 AM

xanadian: FTFA: Chris, then 12, was rushed to hospital where doctors operated for six hours, saving the youngster's life was saved.

Seems the writers at the Daily Fail have also been decapitated.


Give em a break...they might have been educated by the government.
 
2012-07-09 11:42:08 AM
Car keys and teenagers are a fundamental part of Evolution In Action™
 
2012-07-09 11:45:18 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-09 11:46:48 AM
i46.tinypic.com

dammit, too slow
 
2012-07-09 11:48:30 AM
Now with legal access to alcohol!
Look for the follow up to appear in a Fark! near you.
 
2012-07-09 11:51:51 AM
www.toonfinder.com
Not impressed
 
2012-07-09 11:54:23 AM

dcjones: What does Charles Darwin (Descent with Modification) have to do with this guy?


Have you never heard of the Darwin Awards? Cuz this kid is a contender.....
 
2012-07-09 11:58:09 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 634x417]

dammit, too slow


There is just something so wrong with everyone on this site. Two twisted individual's posting the same pic so close together. It's what keeps me coming back day after day.
 
2012-07-09 11:58:34 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 634x417]

dammit, too slow


You probably thought of it first but put some effort into it.

The secret is to not give shiat about the quality of your work. Stick with me kid and I'll show the forbidden and mysterious ways of the indifferent smart ass. Or not. Whatever.
 
2012-07-09 12:00:53 PM

LostInTO: There is just something so wrong with everyone on this site.



Ain't it grand?
 
2012-07-09 12:13:06 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i48.tinypic.com image 634x417]


Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 634x417]

dammit, too slow


I'm going to Hell for laughing at those, aren't I?
 
2012-07-09 12:20:49 PM
And his Mom is OK with him driving??? She must be a Darwinian prize herself. If that was my kid, I'd strap his arse down and he would drive until his 40s.

/get off MY lawn!
 
2012-07-09 12:21:53 PM
I guess I need some help. That should say I WOULDN'T let him drive until his 40s.

/needs stronger glasses
 
2012-07-09 12:22:29 PM

dcjones: What does Charles Darwin (Descent with Modification) have to do with this guy?


People predisposed to extremely stupid behavior/incompetence will typically be removed from the gene pool by their own actions, resulting in the overall population eventually producing fewer individuals naturally inclined to that level of sheer stupidity.

This really a meme you've missed out on? There's an entire parody award system based around the joke, if you kill or sterilize yourself doing something stupid you may receive a Darwin award for your services to statistically improving our descendents' ability to handle basic decision-making.
 
2012-07-09 12:28:04 PM

deltaqueen: And his Mom is OK with him driving??? She must be a Darwinian prize herself. If that was my kid, I'd strap his arse down and he would drive until his 40s.

/get off MY lawn!


You're what's wrong with the world today.

threeblindwives.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-09 12:33:25 PM
His final Tweet to the media: "hey im dri"
 
2012-07-09 12:33:49 PM

Mega Steve: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i48.tinypic.com image 634x417]

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 634x417]

dammit, too slow

I'm going to Hell for laughing at those, aren't I?


Yeah, probably.
 
2012-07-09 12:34:58 PM

MAYORBOB: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x417]

If you don't have anything between the ears, would you know if you were dead or alive?


volocars.com

Ginger fail.
 
2012-07-09 12:36:49 PM

Rindred: His final Tweet to the media: "hey im dri"


Last words: "Hold my drink and watch th..."
 
2012-07-09 12:41:51 PM
Chris, then 12, was rushed to hospital where doctors operated for six hours, saving the youngster's life was saved.

Yes, but did they save his life? Was his life saved?
 
2012-07-09 12:47:31 PM
I don't understand the hate on this one, he was racing in a league not some street race. He had a horrific accident and survived it. Why hate on the kid?
 
2012-07-09 12:50:55 PM

Egoy3k: I don't understand the hate on this one, he was racing in a league not some street race. He had a horrific accident and survived it. Why hate on the kid?


You forget, monsieur. This is Fark.
 
2012-07-09 12:56:52 PM
It looks like he

*takes off sunglasses*

Lost his head.

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!
 
2012-07-09 01:10:03 PM

Egoy3k: I don't understand the hate on this one, he was racing in a league not some street race. He had a horrific accident and survived it. Why hate on the kid?


Because he's a drain and burden on humanity and a waste of natural resources, all so he can drive really fast in a circle while other people drink beer and get in fist fights over it. Racing. Yeehaw!!
 
2012-07-09 01:28:13 PM

stonicus: Egoy3k: I don't understand the hate on this one, he was racing in a league not some street race. He had a horrific accident and survived it. Why hate on the kid?

Because he's a drain and burden on humanity and a waste of natural resources, all so he can drive really fast in a circle while other people drink beer and get in fist fights over it. Racing. Yeehaw!!


So he (and by extension everyone else who enjoys motorsports) deserves to die because his interests are not as enlightened as yours? I happen to enjoy biking. Technically I'm wasting caloric resources when I need to replenish the energy expended by pedaling. I guess I deserve death too? You should maybe write out a list of acceptable human activities as judged by you so we can all make sure we aren't wasting resources and are not 'drains on humanity'.
 
2012-07-09 02:11:34 PM
He is hella looking good for what happened. Doctors must be doing ok with that soshulized medicine.
 
2012-07-09 02:41:57 PM
It's England, subby. They play cricket not baseball. You should say he gets another kick at the stumps.
 
2012-07-09 03:33:53 PM
Internal decapitation?

So if I break my arm, is that an internal amputation? WTF?
 
2012-07-09 03:34:12 PM

MassAsster: huh, learn something new every day.

"chuffed" : To be very pleased, proud or happy with yourself.


That ain't what urban dictionary says:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chuff
 
2012-07-09 03:59:59 PM
Aaarh...I should have looked more thoroughly. Many amusing variations of the same word -- all apparently Britishisms.

/chuff all
 
2012-07-09 05:04:23 PM

Mega Steve: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i48.tinypic.com image 634x417]

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 634x417]

dammit, too slow

I'm going to Hell for laughing at those, aren't I?


You'll be in good company.

Well, numerous company, anyway. (Which includes me. I'll bring some marshmallows.)
 
2012-07-10 11:42:53 AM

Benjimin_Dover: Internal decapitation?

So if I break my arm, is that an internal amputation? WTF?


If you disconnected the JOINT portion (at the elbow)... probably?
 
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