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(Some Guy)   Snakes, Spiders, Sharks. Now another disgusting creature is coming to Australia   (essentialbaby.com.au) divider line 25
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2012-07-09 03:46:04 AM
7 votes:
www.ishitnoise.com
2012-07-09 08:39:35 AM
5 votes:
Octomom Dundee?

"That's not a vagina. THIS is a vagina!"
2012-07-09 09:36:56 AM
4 votes:
I would have thought Australia learned their lesson about overly reproductive pests with that whole rabbit problem.
2012-07-09 04:07:29 AM
3 votes:

Bathia_Mapes:
In short, does anyone know what the requirements are for emigrating to Australia?



My information may be slightly out of date, but I believe it involves stealing a silk handkerchief from a shop while not pregnant.
2012-07-09 01:05:01 PM
2 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
That outfit needs gloves and a necklace.


i105.photobucket.com

That's better
2012-07-09 08:21:57 AM
2 votes:
What in the wide world of artificial insemination did Australia ever do to deserve this?

Right, Vegemite.
2012-07-09 07:54:07 AM
2 votes:
She will become venomous as soon as she enters the country.
2012-07-09 12:41:00 PM
1 votes:
i486.photobucket.com
Ewe.

i486.photobucket.com
Uwe.

i486.photobucket.com
Eeeeeeew.
2012-07-09 11:13:03 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Maybe 8 dingos will take care of this nuisance for everyone


That or the blue ringed octopus.
/touch it, it's cute.
2012-07-09 10:55:09 AM
1 votes:
"The Dingo Ate My Pussy" title of her next video.
2012-07-09 09:49:45 AM
1 votes:
They have a love-eight relationship.
2012-07-09 09:47:29 AM
1 votes:

apotheosis27: 6655321: The United States could sweeten the deal by adding the entire cast of Jersey Shore. Imagine, a television series about a party house owned by Octomom- and the situations that could occur when drunken Jersey people meet similar Aussies.

hahaha you may get your wish
The Gold Coast is the Jersey Shore of Australia.


Hm.

Let's sweeten the deal even more. Send them Octomom, the Jersey Shore cast, anyone named Kardashian, and their pick of any three cast sets of "Real Housewives of..." in exchange for Kylie Minogue and a second round draft pick.
2012-07-09 08:53:29 AM
1 votes:
i219.photobucket.com
Not on their watch!
2012-07-09 08:52:15 AM
1 votes:

skinink: Octomom Dundee?

"That's not a vagina. THIS is a vagina!"


In before all the "her cooter is not the size of the Chunnel; all her deliveries were C-sections, not vaginal" comments.
2012-07-09 08:50:51 AM
1 votes:

skinink: Octomom Dundee?

"That's not a vagina. THIS is a vagina!"


FYI, she had a C-sect. I saw her movies last week and she has a poosay of a 10 year old.

/two things:
1. I have never seen an actual 10 year old poosay, It's just a simile for tight and underdeveloped.
2. I did not fap.
2012-07-09 08:37:06 AM
1 votes:
If any Aussie marries that human detritus and gives her a foot in the door, he will be tarred and feathered.

Do. Not. Want.
2012-07-09 08:36:29 AM
1 votes:
images.nationalgeographic.com

Approves.
2012-07-09 08:14:39 AM
1 votes:
She will never be gainfully employed based on the fact that the title of Australia's Biggest AW has and always will go to Russell Crowe.

Also, as an Australian, I would just like to say,
i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-07-09 07:46:37 AM
1 votes:
The important thing here is that if she renounces her US citizenship, she'll never get it back. That means she'll never be allowed in the US again for longer than 90 days at a time.

My condolences to the fine, drunken people of Australia.
2012-07-09 07:35:37 AM
1 votes:
Hey Australia. America here.

Sorry about this. Seriously.

Yeah, yeah, we don't want her either. But we didn't kick her out or anything. She wants to be with you guys, not us anymore.

Hey, who are we to stand in the way of her dreams?

I hope we're still cool after this.

Love, America

Word of advice, though, she might blend in well with the rest of the uglies in Melbourne. You might want to suggest to her to move there. Just a suggestion.
2012-07-09 07:31:10 AM
1 votes:
Undoubtedly, the move is part of realizing her dream of becoming a dingo rancher.
2012-07-09 03:40:37 AM
1 votes:

nekom: TommyymmoT: I don't think Australia is going to welcome that many special needs kids with open arms.
She doesn't just get welfare, food stamps, and housing, those kids have medical bills, and special care bills in the hundreds of thousands each year.
She sure as hell isn't going to make it as an author, she's tried, and she's also butt ugly, so she isn't going to make it as a model either.

Balderdash! She's an American. EVERYONE wants Americans to move to their country. Besides, those dingoes have to eat SOMETHING.

===============

She could change all her kids' names to DINGO CHOWTM.
2012-07-09 03:39:55 AM
1 votes:

doglover: Bathia_Mapes: Yeah, right. Like Australia would allow her to move to their country without any means of steady income.

This post is a repeat. I can tell from some of the repetition and seeing a lot of repeats in my day.


Hey, it's not a repeat post, it's a multipurpose post. :-D
2012-07-09 03:34:17 AM
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: I don't think Australia is going to welcome that many special needs kids with open arms.
She doesn't just get welfare, food stamps, and housing, those kids have medical bills, and special care bills in the hundreds of thousands each year.
She sure as hell isn't going to make it as an author, she's tried, and she's also butt ugly, so she isn't going to make it as a model either.


Balderdash! She's an American. EVERYONE wants Americans to move to their country. Besides, those dingoes have to eat SOMETHING.
2012-07-09 03:26:35 AM
1 votes:
I don't think Australia is going to welcome that many special needs kids with open arms.
She doesn't just get welfare, food stamps, and housing, those kids have medical bills, and special care bills in the hundreds of thousands each year.
She sure as hell isn't going to make it as an author, she's tried, and she's also butt ugly, so she isn't going to make it as a model either.
 
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