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(Detroit Free Press)   Woman slow grinding with off-duty Detroit cop at party never got to ask whether it was a gun or he was happy to see her   (freep.com) divider line 17
    More: Sad, Detroit, Smith & Wesson, semiautomatic pistols, front porch, KATHLEEN GALLIGAN  
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15591 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jul 2012 at 9:09 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-09 09:19:03 AM  
3 votes:
This cop shot his load in her and now the family has a problem with this.
2012-07-09 09:18:22 AM  
3 votes:
"was being a little flirty"...and the cop was married and his wife was at the party? Yeah, I'm sure that DAO Smith tucked into an IWB holster pointing at most 35 degrees off of straight down at the floor "just went off" and fatally wounded her. Sounds more like Murtaugh's wife got pissed, pulled his gun and blasted homegirl.
2012-07-09 09:49:58 AM  
2 votes:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Guns don't just "go off". Especially when they're in a holster. I call shenanigans.


This. Do we have a link to this story from an actual news organization? Detroit free press is more "RESURRECTED ELVIS GIVES BIRTH TO ALIEN MOTHER"-level journalism than actual news, given the source link we can't be sure there was a shooting incident of any kind or that if there was anyone was injured in any way.

elguerodiablo: How did she die from a wound that was probably in her foot or leg? I guess it could have hit an artery or something but this hole thing is a bit weird.


Police-issue guns are usually .38 special or more powerful, take one of those through the inside of your leg, get a bit unlucky, and you can bleed out pretty fast.

Albeit, if you're dancing, you're generally in a place that serves alcohol for 50%+ of its income. I'm pretty sure off-duty officers aren't exempt from the federal laws against carrying a firearm in such places, which is sort of another reason I'm rather suspecting this entire story is imaginary.
2012-07-09 09:37:58 AM  
2 votes:
FTA: If you're at a party, she asked, "why do you need a weapon with a round in the chamber?"

Because if you're the type of person who becomes a cop, chances are you do it for the sense of power it gives you. Especially the kind of power that comes with being able to carry a loaded weapon around everywhere you go.
2012-07-09 09:30:42 AM  
2 votes:
So he was using an inside the waistband holster and somehow the gun shot up into her heart and lungs? This doesn't add up at all.
2012-07-09 09:12:58 AM  
2 votes:
Guns don't just "go off". Especially when they're in a holster. I call shenanigans.
2012-07-09 09:12:10 AM  
2 votes:
I smell bullshiat
2012-07-09 12:45:41 PM  
1 votes:
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What. The. F***.
2012-07-09 10:31:34 AM  
1 votes:

Arthurgoboom: wrenchboy: Okie_Gunslinger: So he was using an inside the waistband holster and somehow the gun shot up into her heart and lungs? This doesn't add up at all.

Was she on her knees?

Exactly what I was going to suggest. What they call a "hug", we here on fark call a BJ.


Either that or she did come up from behind him, standing, and he had the gun in a shoulder rig that would have the muzzle pointed straight backward.

it still wouldn't fire unless someone pulled the trigger, though.
2012-07-09 10:11:16 AM  
1 votes:

wrenchboy: Okie_Gunslinger: So he was using an inside the waistband holster and somehow the gun shot up into her heart and lungs? This doesn't add up at all.

Was she on her knees?


Exactly what I was going to suggest. What they call a "hug", we here on fark call a BJ.
2012-07-09 09:57:22 AM  
1 votes:

Okie_Gunslinger: So he was using an inside the waistband holster and somehow the gun shot up into her heart and lungs? This doesn't add up at all.


Was she on her knees?
2012-07-09 09:49:23 AM  
1 votes:

JohnnyShotMe: Little_Dictator: FTA: If you're at a party, she asked, "why do you need a weapon with a round in the chamber?"

Because if you're the type of person who becomes a cop, chances are you do it for the sense of power it gives you. Especially the kind of power that comes with being able to carry a loaded weapon around everywhere you go.

Is that a generalization in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Nope. Most of your cops were the bullies from school. Only now those same bullies have a badge and gun.
2012-07-09 09:40:16 AM  
1 votes:

Mad Scientist: I'm sorry baby. That's never happened to me before.


Just go down on her for 15-20 minutes and try again.
2012-07-09 09:31:20 AM  
1 votes:
The official story doesn't pass the smell test.

This will be ugly.
2012-07-09 09:30:36 AM  
1 votes:
Guns don't kill people, especially in the hands of responsible owners.
2012-07-09 09:22:02 AM  
1 votes:
It's tragic she didn't have a gun of her own to stand her ground with. I just can't help but think if she had been armed, this tragedy might have been avoided.
2012-07-09 09:20:18 AM  
1 votes:
Corroboration,my eye. Collusion sounds more like it.
 
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