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(Daily Mail)   Cute 34-year-old science teacher: "In my spare time, I'm usually spending time with my family, hunting or shopping or having sex with one of my students" (w/mugshot)   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, PhotoShops Kate Middleton, forensics, twin daughters  
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49147 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jul 2012 at 6:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-09 09:28:31 AM  
3 votes:

BurnShrike: SusQRiverRat: [ image 500x600]

From school website, hurry before it's gone

/Hot like her

I'd stay behind after class to learn proper microscope handling from her.

So you can find your penis?
2012-07-09 07:25:23 AM  
2 votes:
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We're busted Ike.
2012-07-09 10:23:28 AM  
1 vote:

spiral_fishcake: Woah! She looks just like the chick who ate the forensics intern from the last season of Dexter!

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2012-07-09 09:30:40 AM  
1 vote:
I'd f*ck her, for SCIENCE!
2012-07-09 09:29:38 AM  
1 vote:

My Yali or Yours: I'd stay behind after class to learn proper microscope handling from her.

So you can find your penis?

Pfft, no. I know exactly where it is. It's so she can find it.
2012-07-09 08:13:35 AM  
1 vote:
Forensics 101 -- Sperm = DNA evidence and she's chock full of it.
2012-07-09 07:47:06 AM  
1 vote:

BurnShrike: You can murder people and be out in less time than that.

She should have killed him, then farked him. Less time in jail that way.
2012-07-09 07:34:08 AM  
1 vote:

skinink: Plus she's married anyways so it's showing she has poor judgement.

I also feel that being married shows poor judgement.
2012-07-09 07:31:23 AM  
1 vote:
No more Daily Mail links, please
2012-07-09 06:56:44 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-07-09 06:46:28 AM  
1 vote:
It must be pretty emasculating to be the husband in a situation like this.
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