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(Daily Mail)   Cute 34-year-old science teacher: "In my spare time, I'm usually spending time with my family, hunting or shopping or having sex with one of my students" (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 106
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2012-07-09 08:17:18 AM

Ooba Tooba: I'd let her use my test tube. Sure she cleans up real nice, she just doesn't look great there because she ruined her career, marriage, and let down her kids. Somebody find a FB pic!


www.emsisd.com

From school website, hurry before it's gone

/Hot like her
 
2012-07-09 08:20:29 AM

farkeruk: swahnhennessy: I think you need to re-read what I posted.

I wasn't challenging you. More... adding to it. Sorry, if it didn't appear that way...


i2.kym-cdn.com

Been wanting to use this picture.
 
2012-07-09 08:21:18 AM

SusQRiverRat: Ooba Tooba: I'd let her use my test tube. Sure she cleans up real nice, she just doesn't look great there because she ruined her career, marriage, and let down her kids. Somebody find a FB pic!

[www.emsisd.com image 500x600]

From school website, hurry before it's gone

/Hot like her


She's a 'healthy' specimen.
 
2012-07-09 08:22:20 AM

MAYORBOB: Forensics 101 -- Sperm = DNA evidence and she's chock full of it.


Another argument for swallowing.

Ok, I'm done with responses.
 
2012-07-09 08:23:36 AM

skinink: ""Texas law was strengthened in 2003 to outlaw sexual relationships between teachers and students, even if it's among consenting adults."
I don't think it's overreaching by the government. She's a teacher and he's a student at the school. Unless the adult student has graduated and left the school, she's crossing a line in a teacher/student relationship. Plus she's married anyways so it's showing she has poor judgement. I'm behind her being charged in this.


It is ABSOLUTELY overreaching by the government.

If the student is an adult, it's none of the government's business unless there is evidence of ACTUAL coercion. And whether she's married or not is irrelevant, it might be grounds for divorce but it's not a crime to fark around.

We're not talking about kiddy diddling here, we're talking about the right of two consenting adults to have sex. A law criminalizing that is unconstitutional.
 
2012-07-09 08:23:42 AM

farkeruk: I wasn't challenging you. More... adding to it. Sorry, if it didn't appear that way...


My mistake.
 
2012-07-09 08:25:09 AM
www.emsisd.com
She looks like she has chubby knees and the bigger the cushion the better the pushin'
 
2012-07-09 08:27:49 AM

SusQRiverRat: [www.emsisd.com image 500x600]

From school website, hurry before it's gone

/Hot like her


I'd stay behind after class to learn proper microscope handling from her.
 
2012-07-09 08:30:08 AM
I think even in Texas of the US there isn't much of a chance that she will get anything near to 20 years (note the relatively low bail), but that this is even considered as a max. penalty for sex between consenting adults is scary enough.

/glad to live in socialist Europe once more
//who needs unfetted free speech anyways
 
2012-07-09 08:34:17 AM

DarkVader: skinink: ""Texas law was strengthened in 2003 to outlaw sexual relationships between teachers and students, even if it's among consenting adults."
I don't think it's overreaching by the government. She's a teacher and he's a student at the school. Unless the adult student has graduated and left the school, she's crossing a line in a teacher/student relationship. Plus she's married anyways so it's showing she has poor judgement. I'm behind her being charged in this.

It is ABSOLUTELY overreaching by the government.

If the student is an adult, it's none of the government's business unless there is evidence of ACTUAL coercion. And whether she's married or not is irrelevant, it might be grounds for divorce but it's not a crime to fark around.

We're not talking about kiddy diddling here, we're talking about the right of two consenting adults to have sex. A law criminalizing that is unconstitutional.


funny how 18 is an adult when it comes to teacher/student sex and yet when a college student does something stupid everyone screams he/she is just a kid.

if your 18 year old daughter is farking her science teacher would you still say she is adult or would you want that guys head on a pole.

regardless of age, simple rule still in high school=kid.
 
2012-07-09 08:37:39 AM
Well you're certainly entitled to you opinion Waldo, which actually seems to be that an age of consent/age of majority of 18 is too low. You should write your representative about this.
 
2012-07-09 08:49:17 AM

BurnShrike: SusQRiverRat: [www.emsisd.com image 500x600]

From school website, hurry before it's gone

/Hot like her

I'd stay behind after class to learn proper microscope handling from her.


Mugshot was hotter
 
2012-07-09 08:49:25 AM
Have to agree with basically everyone here and say that this is asinine. If he's an adult then he's an adult. He's old enough to be legally responsible for whatever decisions he's making. Now if they want to write a law that automatically gets teachers fired for sleeping with students then that's another matter. But a max of 20 years for having consenting sex with another adult? Retarded.
 
2012-07-09 08:50:12 AM
You can't go by the mugshot
 
2012-07-09 08:53:16 AM

MAYORBOB: [www.emsisd.com image 500x600]
She looks like she has chubby knees and the bigger the cushion the better the pushin'


icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-09 09:01:28 AM

DarkVader: skinink: ""Texas law was strengthened in 2003 to outlaw sexual relationships between teachers and students, even if it's among consenting adults."
I don't think it's overreaching by the government. She's a teacher and he's a student at the school. Unless the adult student has graduated and left the school, she's crossing a line in a teacher/student relationship. Plus she's married anyways so it's showing she has poor judgement. I'm behind her being charged in this.

It is ABSOLUTELY overreaching by the government.

If the student is an adult, it's none of the government's business unless there is evidence of ACTUAL coercion. And whether she's married or not is irrelevant, it might be grounds for divorce but it's not a crime to fark around.

We're not talking about kiddy diddling here, we're talking about the right of two consenting adults to have sex. A law criminalizing that is unconstitutional.


Apparently, they must have been having huge problems with teachers going up to 18+ yo students saying "have sex with me or fail". So much so they made a law against it. *shrugs*
 
2012-07-09 09:02:09 AM
Well ... how much Science does she really know? If she is really smart, it may boost her "want" ranking.
 
2012-07-09 09:03:58 AM
It's a great summer for the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district (from which I graduated in 89). First, a principal gets busted for planting a recording device in a gym locker, and now this.

Pretty sure the school board is waking up from a collective hangover.
 
2012-07-09 09:04:11 AM

Waldo Pepper: DarkVader: skinink: ""Texas law was strengthened in 2003 to outlaw sexual relationships between teachers and students, even if it's among consenting adults."
I don't think it's overreaching by the government. She's a teacher and he's a student at the school. Unless the adult student has graduated and left the school, she's crossing a line in a teacher/student relationship. Plus she's married anyways so it's showing she has poor judgement. I'm behind her being charged in this.

It is ABSOLUTELY overreaching by the government.

If the student is an adult, it's none of the government's business unless there is evidence of ACTUAL coercion. And whether she's married or not is irrelevant, it might be grounds for divorce but it's not a crime to fark around.

We're not talking about kiddy diddling here, we're talking about the right of two consenting adults to have sex. A law criminalizing that is unconstitutional.

funny how 18 is an adult when it comes to teacher/student sex and yet when a college student does something stupid everyone screams he/she is just a kid.

if your 18 year old daughter is farking her science teacher would you still say she is adult or would you want that guys head on a pole.

regardless of age, simple rule still in high school=kid.


i758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-09 09:10:42 AM

Jim_Callahan: Technically, any consenting relationship between a couple where one partner has a supervisory or authority relationship is potentially sexual harassment under federal law, this is just a slight upgrade on that rule.


Sexual harassment is a tort in the U.S. Lawsuits. Nobody goes to jail.

stonicus: Apparently, they must have been having huge problems with teachers going up to 18+ yo students saying "have sex with me or fail". So much so they made a law against it. *shrugs*


Sounds like grounds for the teacher getting fired, and a lawsuit, if the adult student believes coercion occurred.

It has to be considered that an 18-year-old might choose to have this relationship. The infringes upon an adult's freedom to make that choice, and unlike with the prostitution example of criminalizing sex between consenting adults, this law treats only one party as a criminal.

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Even though the alleged victim in this case is legally an adult, Texas law was strengthened in 2003 to outlaw sexual relationships between teachers and students, even if it's among consenting adults.

Wow. Big Government in Texas... Whodathunkit?


Still legal in South Dakota!
 
2012-07-09 09:20:25 AM
wwwcdn.channel5.com

/hot, indeed.
 
2012-07-09 09:23:59 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: I guess her best friend knew what was happening. She reportedly asked Heenan: "Will you stop?!"


To which she retorted, "A pat on the back is only 12 inches from a kick in the pants."
 
2012-07-09 09:28:31 AM

BurnShrike: SusQRiverRat: [www.emsisd.com image 500x600]

From school website, hurry before it's gone

/Hot like her

I'd stay behind after class to learn proper microscope handling from her.


So you can find your penis?
 
2012-07-09 09:28:41 AM
I'd hit her in a body bag...
 
2012-07-09 09:29:38 AM

My Yali or Yours: I'd stay behind after class to learn proper microscope handling from her.

So you can find your penis?


Pfft, no. I know exactly where it is. It's so she can find it.
 
2012-07-09 09:30:40 AM
I'd f*ck her, for SCIENCE!
 
2012-07-09 09:33:08 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: [wwwcdn.channel5.com image 622x350]

/hot, indeed.


EXACTLY what I thought besides the wrestling reference.

/yeah I'd probably hit it
//the real chick too
 
2012-07-09 09:34:16 AM

MAYORBOB: [www.emsisd.com image 500x600]
She looks like she has chubby knees and the bigger the cushion the better the pushin'


The bigger the wasteband the deeper the quicksand, you know what I mean...
Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mud flaps my girls got 'em.
 
2012-07-09 09:38:46 AM

swahnhennessy: I understand not wanting people engaging in sex acts with another person with whom they have authority over - but there's also common sense. What level of coercion was involved, etc. Of course, that leaves a huge grey area. In cases where there are two consenting adults, the law shouldn't be involved. Fire her ass on ethics violations. Leave the cops out of it (unless there is compelling evidence of that aforementioned coercion).


Two adults. Consenting. It is a violation of thier basic human rights to deny them some action..... now then the school's policy may forbid this sort of thing, so dismissal may in fact be valid, as they may also have the right to expell him. Texas law has no right to specify who I can and cannot throw the vein ladden meat pipe on a Friday after 3 jager bombs and a 40oz of malt liquor.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:37 AM
The charges are ridiculous. Hopefully the jury will agree. And could we please stop trying to legislate lust/love? You put a bunch of horny teenagers in a school with hot women like this and you expect them not to have sex? Get real.
 
2012-07-09 09:52:52 AM
Yet more proof that women love texting and have an insatiable desire to have pictures of penis sent to them at all times. I declare today "Text Your Penis to a Woman" Day.
Don't ask. It should be an unsolicited gift from you to the female object of your affection, and if possible, not someone who texts with you regularly.
Alternative-like male Farkers: bend the rules to match your preferences if you wish.
Ready...go!
 
2012-07-09 09:55:21 AM
No charges.
No jail/prison.
Don't even fire her.
Have her continue working.
Of course she needs her head shaved during an assembly.
And must wear a large scarlet A on all of her clothing from now on...

all I got
 
2012-07-09 09:56:58 AM

MAYORBOB: [www.emsisd.com image 500x600]
She looks like she has chubby knees and the bigger the cushion the better the pushin'


She still has her John & Kate Plus 8 haircut (minus the bird's nest in the back). So outdated - she may as well have a Brady perm. She clearly needs a Kardashian-like makeover.
 
2012-07-09 10:02:07 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: White_Scarf_Syndrome: [wwwcdn.channel5.com image 622x350]

/hot, indeed.

EXACTLY what I thought besides the wrestling reference.

/yeah I'd probably hit it
//the real chick too


lol
aaahhh man....
..anyways..
 
2012-07-09 10:02:34 AM

skinink: ""Texas law was strengthened in 2003 to outlaw sexual relationships between teachers and students, even if it's among consenting adults."
I don't think it's overreaching by the government. She's a teacher and he's a student at the school. Unless the adult student has graduated and left the school, she's crossing a line in a teacher/student relationship. Plus she's married anyways so it's showing she has poor judgement. I'm behind her being charged in this.


Unless there's a similar felony penalty for employer-employee sex, then hell yeah it's government overreach.

How'd you like to be thrown in prison for twenty years for being ratted out by one of your one-night stands? This is a draconian penalty.
 
2012-07-09 10:08:21 AM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Even though the alleged victim in this case is legally an adult, Texas law was strengthened in 2003 to outlaw sexual relationships between teachers and students, even if it's among consenting adults.

Wow. Big Government in Texas... Whodathunkit?


I blame the feminists. This is all part of that protecting a woman from somebody in position of authority over her thing. They just never realized it would be used against a woman. The intent was to protect a poor innocent female student/employee/intern, regardless of age. against an evil predatory male teacher/boss/President

Remember this the crowd that gave us "all sex is rape" and if a woman cries rape we must believe her. They claim equality and some even want to officially serve in combat as Infantry but at the same time they demand special laws like this and Violence Against Women Act to protect them against us males.
 
2012-07-09 10:14:58 AM
she looks constipated in the mug shot
 
2012-07-09 10:17:39 AM

lohphat: Gawdzila: "Texas law was strengthened in 2003 to outlaw sexual relationships between teachers and students, even if it's among consenting adults.
Improper relationship between educators and students is a second-degree felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison."

Holy shiat, Texas! WTF!
That's a little bit excessive, don't you think???

This makes complete sense if your prison system is run for-profit.


Quite a few states have similar laws.
 
2012-07-09 10:19:28 AM
Woah! She looks just like the forensics intern from the last season of Dexter!

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-09 10:23:28 AM

spiral_fishcake: Woah! She looks just like the chick who ate the forensics intern from the last season of Dexter!

[images.wikia.com image 640x369]


FTFY.
 
2012-07-09 10:25:28 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: [wwwcdn.channel5.com image 622x350]

/hot, indeed.


Exactly.
 
2012-07-09 10:56:10 AM

Europos: //who needs unfetted free speech anyways


One of the things about the USA is that you have the right to say anything, even things that are incredibly cruel and obscene and offensive, and not be in trouble (with the government) for it. Our freedom of speech in that regard is likely the strongest in the world.
 
2012-07-09 10:58:03 AM

Rockstone: Europos: //who needs unfetted free speech anyways

One of the things about the USA is that you have the right to say anything, even things that are incredibly cruel and obscene and offensive, and not be in trouble (with the government) for it. Our freedom of speech in that regard is likely the strongest in the world.


Freedom of cunning linguists?
 
2012-07-09 11:05:52 AM
Fark Me To Tears: "Wow. Big Government in Texas... Whodathunkit?"

It's only "Big Government" when it does things you don't like.
Their principles are flexible that way.
 
2012-07-09 11:50:40 AM
Sorry, but I don't feel bad for her. If genders were switched outrage would be at full derp levels. Besides it's about authority and control. A teacher has far more authority than a therapist plus students can't leave school without reprisal. The student being 18 doesn't change the reckless use of this authority.

Quite simply, if you can't control yourself and act with responsibility, then you should not hold a public position of authority. Sorry, but I don't care about her punishment as she knew the risks and legal duties of her occupation. She could have quit to pursue this affair if it meant so much.
 
2012-07-09 12:24:52 PM

ChubbyTiger: Out of curiosity, why does a high school have a forensic science teacher? What possible purpose could that serve?


It could be a vocational school. My district had one of those (shared with a couple other counties) - you could spend 11th/12th grades there learning auto mechanicry, electricianeering, and such.
 
2012-07-09 12:38:31 PM

Fark Me To Tears: Wow. Big Government in Texas... Whodathunkit?


THIS.

Republicans are only against Big Government when Big Government is helping the less fortunate or tryin' to take their guns. Big Government telling people who they can fark, what they can smoke, or what God to worship is just fine.
 
2012-07-09 12:43:31 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: I guess her best friend knew what was happening. She reportedly asked Heenan: "Will you stop?!"


Win.
 
2012-07-09 01:19:38 PM

spiral_fishcake: Woah! She looks just like the forensics intern from the last season of Dexter!


THIS.

Probably just as crazy, too.
 
2012-07-09 01:28:18 PM
I'd tap dat
 
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