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(Huffington Post)   Mother-of-the-Year candidate gets early start as she smokes bath salts, strips naked, punches a nurse and tries to eat a cop while still in the hospital after giving birth   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 118
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2012-07-08 03:57:35 PM
Ok who stuck their dick in crazy?

//yeah I wouldnt admit it either
 
2012-07-08 04:00:07 PM
i.huffpost.com

Don't tell me that we're not on the dawn of the zombie apocalypse.
 
2012-07-08 04:00:32 PM
"early start" submittard? It's July
 
2012-07-08 04:08:46 PM
So she's been smoking them throughout the pregnancy. I give the press one month before OMG BATH SALT BABIES that come out of the womb as FULL CANNIBALS! Stay with us for the special report on the one that ate his own placenta.
 
2012-07-08 04:21:48 PM
Rule 3: Beware of bathrooms.
 
2012-07-08 04:26:30 PM
Man Fiona Apple really let herself go
 
2012-07-08 04:38:27 PM
Cops arrived to calm her, and found in her purse a dismantled black pen with powder inside that the mother later called "Disco" -- a street name for bath salts -- the paper reported.

So ... "bath salts" is the technical name?

I'm not sure which part of that chemical is the fun part.
 
2012-07-08 04:57:26 PM
The zombie apocalypse continues. Let's just hope the baby is not addicted to bath salts too. Nothing worse than a baby zombie, especially when it breast feeds.
 
2012-07-08 05:02:28 PM
Well, that didn't take long for the HURR DURR ZOMBIES to start up again.
 
2012-07-08 05:08:57 PM
"Police arrested her boyfriend, Michael Stewart, on drug paraphernalia charges after a search of his home."

Why was his home searched?
 
2012-07-08 05:09:48 PM
Just spent two weeks in the NICU with our baby, where there was another baby going through methadone withdrawal. Hearing that baby scream was one of the worst experiences in my life.

/ parents should be shot
// that poor kid doesn't have a chance
 
2012-07-08 05:11:11 PM
does bath salts mean weed?
 
2012-07-08 05:11:40 PM
Ahhh....My daily bath salts cannibal thread. Thanks,subby!
 
2012-07-08 05:12:11 PM

skankboy: "Police arrested her boyfriend, Michael Stewart, on drug paraphernalia charges after a search of his home."

Why was his home searched?


Maybe they live together? Since she was found to be on drugs as the mother of a newborn I'm assuming CPS has the authority to order a home evaluation. If both her and the father are on this stuff the authorities need to know so that they can find an alternative home for the baby.
 
2012-07-08 05:12:24 PM
FTA As Murphy flailed about, a nurse administered the anti-psychotic drug Haldol. Murphy responded by punching a nurse in the face,

Can't blame her for getting pissed that the nurse was trying to mellow her high.
 
2012-07-08 05:13:47 PM
These bath salts sound fun.
 
2012-07-08 05:14:39 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Maybe they live together? Since she was found to be on drugs as the mother of a newborn I'm assuming CPS has the authority to order a home evaluation. If both her and the father are on this stuff the authorities need to know so that they can find an alternative home for the baby.


Or because the cops do WTF they want now-a-days?
 
2012-07-08 05:14:49 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Don't tell me that we're not on the dawn of the zombie apocalypse.


Done in 2.
 
2012-07-08 05:15:23 PM

some_beer_drinker: does bath salts mean weed?


What the hell kind of weed do they grow around your place?
 
2012-07-08 05:16:01 PM
That's a hard 31

/Yes, I know drug addicts don't usually look young for their age
//Still, that's a hard 31
 
2012-07-08 05:16:03 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Don't tell me that we're not on the dawn of the zombie apocalypse.


Post partum is a biatch, man. There but for the grace of God and gender....
 
2012-07-08 05:16:19 PM
People will smoke or eat anything to get a buzz it seems. Put them all in a room, give them all the shiat they can eat, drink, smoke, huff or shove up their ass, then let them kill each other. No sympathy what so ever for them.
 
2012-07-08 05:16:31 PM
I wonder if being born harshed that kid's buzz...
 
2012-07-08 05:17:01 PM

some_beer_drinker: does bath salts mean weed?


No, bath salts is one of several street names for the drug mephedrone.
 
2012-07-08 05:17:10 PM
i.ytimg.com
RIP Disco Queen
 
2012-07-08 05:17:14 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-07-08 05:18:32 PM
uh... the aristocrats?
 
2012-07-08 05:19:52 PM
The impression I get from all these "bath salts" stories is that the stuff makes people violently hungry.

That and the media has a new favorite scaremongering trend to beat into the ground.
 
2012-07-08 05:20:00 PM
Can you imagine the consersation witht he kid for whoever raises her?

"What happened to my mom?"

"Well, when you were born, she was HARDCORE."

bim1154: People will smoke or eat anything to get a buzz it seems. Put them all in a room, give them all the shiat they can eat, drink, smoke, huff or shove up their ass, then let them kill each other. No sympathy what so ever for them.


Example: Jenkum. Jenkim. Jinkum? Whatever it is.
 
2012-07-08 05:20:08 PM

NightOwl2255: TuteTibiImperes: Maybe they live together? Since she was found to be on drugs as the mother of a newborn I'm assuming CPS has the authority to order a home evaluation. If both her and the father are on this stuff the authorities need to know so that they can find an alternative home for the baby.

Or because the cops do WTF they want now-a-days?


Eh, I'm against the erosion of the 4th amendment, but I wouldn't consider a search of a mother's home who smoked psychosis-inducing drugs moments after giving birth to be unreasonable. Now if this lady didn't live with the boyfriend whose home was searched, I'd be a bit more wary of the search.
 
2012-07-08 05:22:43 PM

Bloody William: Example: Jenkum. Jenkim. Jinkum? Whatever it is.


You know that Jenkem was a hoax, right? :P
 
2012-07-08 05:23:35 PM
That's hot!
 
2012-07-08 05:24:16 PM
Maybe there should be a law named after her.
 
2012-07-08 05:26:25 PM

vossiewulf: Stay with us for the special report on the one that ate his own placenta.


lemonpepper.files.wordpress.com

/Been There

//Done That

//Got the Thetans
 
2012-07-08 05:28:31 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-08 05:28:42 PM
Rumspringa!!!!!
 
2012-07-08 05:31:26 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club

That may be one of the most eerily disturbing photoshops I've ever seen. Bravo!
 
2012-07-08 05:33:20 PM
"...and is connected to a few, though not all, recent cannibalistic attacks."

LOL. I like the fact that we have had so many cannibalistic attacks lately we have to make statements like this.
 
2012-07-08 05:33:41 PM
My name is Dr. William Matras. I am-I was; I suppose I'm not anymore-an epidemic researcher for the Centers for Disease Control. I have been working on the issue of the Kellis cure since it was first allowed into the atmosphere. I have been tracking the development of the epidemic, along with my colleague, Dr. Christopher Sinclair. Chris wouldn't sanction what I'm going to say next. Good thing he isn't around to tell me not to say it, right?

The news has been lying to you. This is not a virulent summer cold; this is not a new strain of the swine flu. This is, and has always been, a man-made pandemic whose effects were previously unknown in higher mammals. Put bluntly, the Kellis cure has mutated, becoming conjoined with an experimental Marburg-based cure for cancer. It is airborne. It is highly contagious. And it raises the dead.

Almost everyone who breathes air is now infected with this virus. Transmission is apparently universal, and does not come with any initial symptoms. The virus will change forms under certain conditions, going from the passive 'helper' form to the active 'killer' form of what we've been calling Kellis-Amberlee. Once this process begins, there is nothing that can stop it. Anyone whose virus has begun to change forms is going to become one of the mindless cannibals now shambling around our streets. Why? We don't know. What we do know is that fluid transmission seems to trigger the active form of the virus-bites, scratches, even getting something in your eye. Some people may seroconvert spontaneously. We believe these people were involved with the Marburg trials in Colorado, but following the destruction of the facility where those trials were conducted, we have no way of being absolutely sure.

Let me repeat: We have been lying to you. The government is not allowing us to spread any knowledge about the walking plague, saying that we would trigger a mass panic. Well, the masses are panicking, and I don't think keeping secrets is doing anybody any favors. Not at this stage.

Once someone has converted into the...hell, once somebody's a zombie, there's no coming back. They are no longer the people you have known all your life. Head shots seem to work best. Severe damage to the body will eventually cause them to bleed out, but it can take time, and it will create a massive hot zone that can't be sterilized with anything but fire or bleach. We have...God, we have...We have lied to you. We have withheld information. What follows is everything we know about this disease, and the simple fact of it is, we know there isn't any cure. We know we can't stop it.

Early signs of amplification include dilated pupils, blurred vision, dry mouth, difficulty breathing, loss of coordination, unexplained mood swings, personality changes, apparent lapses in memory, aphasia...
 
2012-07-08 05:34:48 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Don't tell me that we're not on the dawn of the zombie apocalypse.


images.cinemaring.com
Same first thought.
 
2012-07-08 05:37:19 PM

Arctic Phoenix: That's a hard 31

/Yes, I know drug addicts don't usually look young for their age
//Still, that's a hard 31


I smoke da ganja, am 28, but always complimented that I look waaaaay younger.

Was hilarious doorman @ bar was bendin my license, convinced it was fake. Nope, I'm really 28. And of course since my bf is 45, I look waaay younger compared to him. LOL!
 
2012-07-08 05:45:57 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Don't tell me that we're not on the dawn of the zombie apocalypse.


Nah. Demon possessions in drug form. Zombies don't care if they are naked or not. And when was the last time a zombie tried to punch anyone? They are more of the grab and pull kind.
 
2012-07-08 05:47:36 PM

skankboy: "Police arrested her boyfriend, Michael Stewart, on drug paraphernalia charges after a search of his home."

Why was his home searched?


Shot in the dark here. Because they knew there was a high chance of getting a bust and they also knew that if they showed up and harassed him a little before telling him they could just come back with a warrant that he would be dumb enough to let them?
 
2012-07-08 05:50:36 PM
So, I'm assuming that the authorities aren't going to let her keep the kid?
 
2012-07-08 05:51:11 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Don't tell me that we're not on the dawn of the zombie apocalypse.


I thought that the zombie times would begin like something we'd see in the movies...not from smoking bath salts...I'm disappoint.
 
2012-07-08 05:51:49 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Bloody William: Example: Jenkum. Jenkim. Jinkum? Whatever it is.

You know that Jenkem was a hoax, right? :P


Korkodil isn't a hoax.
 
2012-07-08 05:52:19 PM

OtherLittleGuy: i.huffpost.com

Don't tell me that we're not on the dawn of the zombie apocalypse.


I guess that would explain zombie Brittany Murphy.
 
2012-07-08 06:01:16 PM
I can't begin to think about what that shiat does to babies in the womb. So sad.
 
2012-07-08 06:02:09 PM

Relatively Obscure: So ... "bath salts" is the technical name?


That's the name the manufacturers give them to avoid the DEA.
 
2012-07-08 06:05:14 PM

Unshavenhelga: I can't begin to think about what that shiat does to babies in the womb. So sad.


Obviously it produces awesome super-villains with unknown powers.
 
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