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(Daily Mail)   News source reports woman being struck by 'lightening'. What, is she blonde now?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 49
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2012-07-08 01:52:41 PM  
They call it 'Daily Fail' for a reason.
 
2012-07-08 01:54:15 PM  
I figure she's going the Michael Jackson route.
 
2012-07-08 02:30:19 PM  

St_Francis_P: I figure she's going the Michael Jackson route.


Lightening would need to strike three or four times in the same place to get to that point
 
2012-07-08 03:47:57 PM  
I was gonna correct the subby, but then I read the article and realized that whomever wrote it was at fault.

Seriously, Daily Fail. Hire a damned proofreader.
 
2012-07-08 03:50:37 PM  
Just in case the Daily Fail makes corrections:

Woman struck by lightening as record temperatures give way to fierce storms
 
2012-07-08 04:39:55 PM  
I'm an eternal optimist.

I'm just going to assume that she embarked on the path of higher education and received enlightenment.
 
2012-07-08 05:06:30 PM  
Goddamnit. If I wanted to read the Daily Mail, I'd go and buy it.

Then kill myself.
 
2012-07-08 05:25:30 PM  
Her gamma has been terribly reduced.
 
2012-07-08 05:28:16 PM  
Awesomely horrible headline, Subby.

Brava, Fark
 
2012-07-08 05:29:25 PM  
Don't laugh, lightening has ten times the power of lightning. She could have died or even fived
 
2012-07-08 05:32:18 PM  
"Lightening" is not nearly as big a mistake as calling the Daily Mail a news source.
 
2012-07-08 05:32:43 PM  
Oh, Jesus. They've changed it to 'lightning'...

I think it's pronounced LYTE-NEENG.

Or, is it Light-none?
 
2012-07-08 05:33:01 PM  
I'll bet this was funnier before the correction, but not $5/month funny.
 
2012-07-08 05:34:03 PM  

whatsupchuck: I'll bet this was funnier before the correction, but not $5/month funny.


Lol
 
2012-07-08 05:34:49 PM  

whatsupchuck: I'll bet this was funnier before the correction, but not $5/month funny.


It's still wrong in the browser title, they just corrected the article
 
2012-07-08 05:35:27 PM  
With new hairdye, weaves and locks she can get off your rocks, you know that I ain't bragging, she's a real pussy wagon!Grease lightning
 
2012-07-08 05:37:20 PM  
I don't eat electricity because I'm a veterinarian.
 
2012-07-08 05:41:39 PM  
Maybe George has switched careers?
 
2012-07-08 05:49:16 PM  
What, is she blonde now?

I'm guessing a lot of split ends and some serious static frizzy type hair.
 
2012-07-08 05:49:16 PM  
RATFARTS!!!
 
2012-07-08 05:50:01 PM  
That pork beast finally shed a few, eh? eh?
 
2012-07-08 05:53:21 PM  
Most idiot farkers would write the same thing.
 
2012-07-08 05:55:22 PM  
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-07-08 05:57:32 PM  
Getting struck by lightening is really serious, folks. I mean, come on, the woman could have dyed.
 
2012-07-08 06:00:48 PM  
What? A typo on the internets? That's unpossible!
 
2012-07-08 06:01:18 PM  

AirborneBuckeye: [a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x800]


Wow, there's enough plastic and dye there to set up a manufacturing plant.
 
2012-07-08 06:03:54 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2012-07-08 06:05:49 PM  
The lady that wrote this article is an obvious idiot in need of a proofreader. Check out her other article

"They ate the 'snacks' during the three-day trip along the Mantario Trail as the principle, a teacher and a resource officer watched on and did nothing to stop the disgusting prank."

People should be forced to eat poop in front of their colleagues.

/kids are cruel
// parents do not need to make it worse....
 
2012-07-08 06:14:58 PM  
She could be a token black. Blacks have lower IQ's.
 
2012-07-08 06:15:26 PM  
I am standing here beside myself.
 
2012-07-08 06:35:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-08 06:36:37 PM  

AirborneBuckeye: [a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x800]


Wow, those are big.
 
2012-07-08 06:41:04 PM  

Dwedit: i.imgur.com


! ! ! ! ! !

I forgot about that one!

That's downright time machine-esque...
 
2012-07-08 06:44:16 PM  

browser_snake: Getting struck by lightening is really serious, folks. I mean, come on, the woman could have dyed.


*golfclap*
 
2012-07-08 06:48:00 PM  

Local_User: Oh, Jesus. They've changed it to 'lightning'...

I think it's pronounced LYTE-NEENG.

Or, is it Light-none?


That's why I posted the original headline up thread. I figured it was only a matter of time before they corrected it.
 
2012-07-08 06:48:33 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


I'm an eternal optimist.

I'm just going to assume that she embarked on the path of higher education and received enlightenment.


Sort of a 'eureka' moment, then. An epiphany.

Or she dropped a coupla pounds. A deheavying. :-)
 
2012-07-08 07:06:45 PM  
Came here for Thunder Force IV. Leaving super-satisfied.

/Blade!
//Hunter!!
///CRAW!!!
////Slashies!!!!
 
2012-07-08 07:08:54 PM  
At least they were able to report this news with a straight face.

Unlike this guy.

/oblig, etc
 
2012-07-08 07:10:45 PM  

AirborneBuckeye: a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com


Do the curtains match the drapes? Actually, I'm thinking those two rock the Venetian blinds.
 
2012-07-08 07:16:03 PM  
Who knew the kitchen could be so dangerous?
 
2012-07-08 07:28:39 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Sort of a 'eureka' moment, then. An epiphany.

Or she dropped a coupla pounds. A deheavying. :-)


WHY, IT COULD BE GREASED LIGHTENING!!!
 
2012-07-08 07:47:55 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Sort of a 'eureka' moment, then. An epiphany.


Only if she was struck by enlightening.
 
2012-07-08 07:53:03 PM  
LIGHTENING, REAL LIGHTENING!
 
2012-07-08 07:53:32 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-08 08:28:20 PM  
LIGHTENING

She dropped a lot of weight.
 
2012-07-08 10:10:04 PM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com

Blonde now or not, hope she hasn't earned herself a pair of wings.
 
2012-07-08 11:04:02 PM  
i112.photobucket.com

?
 
2012-07-08 11:51:24 PM  
I don't care if it's the lifeblood of the industry. $400 a month is too much for loafer lightener.
images.wikia.com
You can get the same results with a mincing gel.
 
2012-07-09 11:10:58 AM  
Aw.. they corrected it.
 
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