One of the victims was a man who was shot dead by a security guard in a karaoke bar for his off-key delivery.

I think this should be adopted in the States. In fact all karaoke is obnoxious but if some drunken fat couple goes to press the "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" button, a lethal bolt of electricity should be discharged.

Tricky Chicken: The SNL season finale had Mick Jagger portray a nerdy office worker criticising people murdering Stones songs at a Karaoke bar.

I liked it.

"Moves Like Jagger is my FAVORITE Rolling Stones song!!"

you can stop pretending Frank Sinatra was talented, all his greaseball dago gun toting buddies are dead now. the old school crook machine that made his untalented ass famous is dead now. so just stop it. he couldn't sing, he couldn't act, and he was hard to look at. just knock it off.

it's nicer nowadays that corporate kills their stars off young. never-ending material is already canned for their fans and the rest of us can forget about them.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Does this include the Sid Vicious cover? This is important.

For what is a brat?
What was he thought?
When he wears hats
and he can not
slay the figs
He 2-D feeds
bar omni Dewars
and whine O'Neill!
The wreck I shove
I shut the bluv!

I did it MUUUUYYyyyyyyyyy WAAAaaaayyyyy!

Something else to keep in mind when in the Philippines: do NOT order the long pig.

/Tasty, though.