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(Daily Mail)   Want $100 million? Tax free? You only have a few hours left to claim it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2012-07-08 12:29:27 PM
So, Daily Mail is a Fark partner, right?
 
2012-07-08 12:29:30 PM
That's me. I'm the winner. But I, er, misplaced my ticket. We're all good though, right?
 
2012-07-08 12:30:07 PM
So where's that form that I need to fill out in regards to having lost the ticket?
 
2012-07-08 12:31:05 PM
Sounds like a set up.
 
2012-07-08 12:33:43 PM
You want hundred million dollar?!?!
 
2012-07-08 12:35:32 PM
and the question left unanswered: what becomes of the unclaimed loot?
 
2012-07-08 12:37:56 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: So, Daily Mail is a Fark partner, right?

 
2012-07-08 12:38:13 PM

KrispyKritter: and the question left unanswered: what becomes of the unclaimed loot?


No, that question was answered.
 
2012-07-08 12:38:53 PM

KrispyKritter: and the question left unanswered: what becomes of the unclaimed loot?


You mean the question left unanswered that was answered in TFA that said unclaimed prizes go into a charity fund?
 
2012-07-08 12:38:56 PM

CruJones: So where's that form that I need to fill out in regards to having lost the ticket?


Got it right here. Just wire $5,000 to my Nigerian bank account for printing & postage.
 
2012-07-08 12:39:55 PM
stop it with the daily fail crap

that is all
 
2012-07-08 12:40:56 PM
Well fark, it won't let me post my "It's not Fark, It's Daily Fail" pic today. Ah well. You know Fark LOVES THE FAIL!
 
2012-07-08 12:41:24 PM
You've just won £161 million in the Euromillions lottery. What's the first thing you're going to do?

i.dailymail.co.uk

"I'm going to get rid of the fat piece of shiat by my side."

If you're asking which one said that, it's likely they both said it.
 
2012-07-08 12:46:46 PM
TFA: According to the National Lottery, the ticket holder could use the pot of cash to buy either a Boeing 737 with a cruising speed of 485mph; 12 Diamond Rose iPhone 4s, made with rose gold and set with 500 diamonds; 60 Eurocopter EC120s with top speeds of 172mph; 90,647 pairs of Christian Louboutin shoes or 2,520kg of Beluga caviar.

Thanks for clearing that up for me, Mail. Up until this point I was having difficulty understanding just how much money that was.
 
2012-07-08 12:47:00 PM
this morning i'm checking my numbers for the state lotto and the first thing i see is that the 1.7M grand prize ticket was sold in my town.

then i see that 3 and 6 are the first and second winning numbers and by now i'm beginning to get excited.

then it all went away.
 
2012-07-08 12:48:56 PM
$even MailOnline link$ today?


Think that'$ enough yet? Let'$ go for eleventy.
 
2012-07-08 12:51:39 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: So, Daily Mail is a Fark partner, right?


Seven greenlights so far today.

Reminder the Daily Mail is shiat.
 
2012-07-08 12:54:06 PM
Lottery wins are tax-free in the UK? How does the US sign up for that?
 
2012-07-08 12:54:06 PM
img.photobucket.com

Nevermind!
 
2012-07-08 12:54:29 PM

rmoody: Wasilla Hillbilly: So, Daily Mail is a Fark partner, right?

Seven greenlights so far today.

Reminder the Daily Mail is shiat.


www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk

Scene from Zelig or real photo of the Daily Fail's founder chillin' with you-know-who?
 
2012-07-08 12:58:16 PM
But if I claim it too soon my ex-biatch wife gets half.
 
2012-07-08 12:58:18 PM

DanZero: Wasilla Hillbilly: So, Daily Mail is a Fark partner, right?

 
2012-07-08 12:58:49 PM
i701.photobucket.com

Chump change biatches!
I have more than that offshore... I LOVE the USA!
 
2012-07-08 12:59:13 PM
Last chance to claim £64m jackpot: EuroMillions winner has until tonight to come forward

The winner of a £64million EuroMillions jackpot has until 5pm today to claim their prize.

The ticket for the June 8 draw was bought in Hertfordshire and operator Camelot says a written claim must be lodged within 30 days of the draw if the ticket has been lost.

The unclaimed £63.8 million EuroMillions prize has been narrowed down to a ticket bought in Hertfordshire.

Its holder has still to come forward to accept the windfall and is now the longest time such a large win has gone unclaimed.

Scroll down for video...
It could be you! The winning ticket was bought in the Stevenage and Hitchin area but has not been claimed

It could be you! The winning ticket was bought in the Stevenage and Hitchin area but has not been claimed

Two ticket holders hit the jackpot on June 8 - one in Belgium and one in the UK.

The owner of the British ticket, bought in the Stevenage and Hitchin area, will claim £63,837,543.60 - sending them soaring into fifth place on the National Lottery rich list.

According to the Sunday Times Rich List, the winner would be more wealthy than Daniel Radcliffe, who has an estimated £54 million fortune, and richer than Princes William and Harry (£40 million).

Meanwhile, the £63,837,532.60 jackpot prize is accruing interest of £3,585.40 every day and in the days since the draw.

According to the National Lottery, the ticket holder could use the pot of cash to buy either a Boeing 737 with a cruising speed of 485mph; 12 Diamond Rose iPhone 4s, made with rose gold and set with 500 diamonds; 60 Eurocopter EC120s with top speeds of 172mph; 90,647 pairs of Christian Louboutin shoes or 2,520kg of Beluga caviar.

But the winner - who could be an individual or a syndicate - will have to come forward by 5pm on July 8 or the cash will be given to the National Lottery Good Causes fund.
Life-changing: Chris and Colin Weir from Largs in Ayrshire, scooped £161 million last July

Life-changing: Chris and Colin Weir from Largs in Ayrshire, scooped £161 million last July

Millionaires: Dave and Angela Dawes celebrate after winning £101,203,600.70 on the Euro Millions Lottery in October

Millionaires: Dave and Angela Dawes celebrate after winning £101,203,600.70 on the Euro Millions Lottery in October

Camelot spokesman said: 'We're desperate to find this mystery ticket holder and unite them with their winnings and we're urging everyone to try checking in the pockets of clothing, in wallets, bags and down the back of the sofa - someone out there could literally be sitting on a fortune.

'We have the champagne on ice and our fingers crossed that the lucky winner comes forward to claim their win.'

Other multimillion-pound jackpot winners include Colin and Chris Weir, from Largs in North Ayrshire, who won £161 million last July.

A ticket holder banked £113,019,926 in October 2010 but decided not to go public, and Dave Dawes and wife Angela, from Wisbech, Cambridgeshire, claimed £101,203,600 last October.

Camelot can make a pay-out, at its discretion, where a ticket has been lost, stolen or destroyed - but only if a claim is submitted within 30 days of the draw and if there is sufficient evidence.
 
2012-07-08 12:59:44 PM

AliceBToklasLives: rmoody: Wasilla Hillbilly: So, Daily Mail is a Fark partner, right?

Seven greenlights so far today.

Reminder the Daily Mail is shiat.

[www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk image 390x345]

Scene from Zelig or real photo of the Daily Fail's founder chillin' with you-know-who?


I don't know, what do you think?

Lord Rothermere: I urge all British young men and women to study closely the progress of the Nazi regime in Germany. They must not be misled by the misrepresentations of its opponents. The most spiteful distracters of the Nazis are to be found in precisely the same sections of the British public and press as are most vehement in their praises of the Soviet regime in Russia.

They have started a clamorous campaign of denunciation against what they call "Nazi atrocities" which, as anyone who visits Germany quickly discovers for himself, consists merely of a few isolated acts of violence such as are inevitable among a nation half as big again as ours, but which have been generalized, multiplied and exaggerated to give the impression that Nazi rule is a bloodthirsty tyranny.

The German nation, moreover, was rapidly falling under the control of its alien elements. In the last days of the pre-Hitler regime there were twenty times as many Jewish Government officials in Germany as had existed before the war. Israelites of international attachments were insinuating themselves into key positions in the German administrative machine. Three German Ministers only had direct relations with the Press, but in each case the official responsible for conveying news and interpreting policy to the public was a Jew.


As an aside, normally I'd feel bad about derailing and Godwinning in the same post, but fark the Daily Fail. It literally steals content from other sources without giving credit. Just because the Fark Greenlight club is farking retarded doesn't mean Fark should be giving hits to these clowns.
 
2012-07-08 01:17:34 PM
Jesus Christ, I have to agree with the others. It's like Daily Fail Firehose Day on Fark.
 
2012-07-08 01:17:51 PM

Loki009: KrispyKritter: and the question left unanswered: what becomes of the unclaimed loot?

You mean the question left unanswered that was answered in TFA that said unclaimed prizes go into a charity fund?


Yeah, what happends to that?
 
2012-07-08 01:19:12 PM

Barbecue Bob: Chump change biatches!
I have more than that offshore... I LOVE the USA!


That looks 'shopped.
 
2012-07-08 01:30:41 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: So, Daily Mail is a Fark partner, right?


That or someone's linkspamming in the same manner that got the Atlantic banned from reddit.

But I guess that's because reddit is still naive enough to care about integrity.
 
2012-07-08 01:41:15 PM

AliceBToklasLives: rmoody: Wasilla Hillbilly: So, Daily Mail is a Fark partner, right?

Seven greenlights so far today.

Reminder the Daily Mail is shiat.

[www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk image 390x345]

Scene from Zelig or real photo of the Daily Fail's founder chillin' with you-know-who?


OK, I see the founder in there, but who is the fat guy?

/couldn't resist
 
2012-07-08 01:44:14 PM
I think it's time we band together and not click on any more Daily Mail links.

Up to 7 for today? Things like this are what keep me from becoming a Total Farker...
 
2012-07-08 01:50:36 PM

ultraholland: TFA: According to the National Lottery, the ticket holder could use the pot of cash to buy either a Boeing 737 with a cruising speed of 485mph; 12 Diamond Rose iPhone 4s, made with rose gold and set with 500 diamonds; 60 Eurocopter EC120s with top speeds of 172mph; 90,647 pairs of Christian Louboutin shoes or 2,520kg of Beluga caviar.

Thanks for clearing that up for me, Mail. Up until this point I was having difficulty understanding just how much money that was.


Daily Fail readers need the help.
 
2012-07-08 02:05:42 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Americans fattest pieces of shiat?
 
2012-07-08 03:03:54 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Previous winners include this pair of thumbs.
 
2012-07-08 03:52:23 PM

bwilson27: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x427]

Americans fattest pieces of shiat?


Dang... somebody beat me to it.
 
2012-07-08 03:59:09 PM
Royals on the first page,
Swine flu and road rage.
Find maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage.
Bureaucratic red tape, facebook gang rape.
Gordon out, David in before the country caves in.
Ian Huntley gets his own jacuzzi and a gym in jail.
It's absoultely true because I read it in the Daily Mail.


Bring back capital punishment for paedophiles,
Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles,
Binge Britain. Single mums.
Pensioners. Hoodie scum.
Oversexed and underage, (Foreign stories half a page)
Criminals get Marks and Spencer vouchers when released on bail.
It's absoultely true because I read it in the Daily Mail.

Ban this gay smut,
I'm not racist but...
Car crime, knife crime.
Hang the cheating wife time.
Pop stars take drugs.
Teen boys wear hoods.
Sports stars have sex.
Bears shiat in woods.
Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale.
It's absoultely true because I read it in the Daily Mail.

Climategate. Petrol prices.
Pot-holes. Credit crisis.
Gypsies. Russell Brand.
Time we all took a stand.
Modern art where to start? Trash the lot of it.
Apart from statuette of puppy.
£50 plus p+p.
Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil.
It's absoultely true because I read it in the Daily Mail.

Poles paid to give blood.
Immigration 'like a flood'.
Soft touch british isles,
Cancer from your mobiles,
Cancer from your laptop,
Cancer from your root crop,
Cancer from your shoes,
From your dog,
From your pen top,
Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale..

It's got to be the case if it's written in the Daily Mail.
They never mix their words in the good old Daily Mail.
It's absoultely true, because I gather all my views,
From the Daily Mail.
 
2012-07-08 06:36:14 PM
Some of my ancestors came from Hertfordshire. I hope their descendants remember their seventh cousin four times removed.

/I'll probably get a cool one pound thirty out of the deal.
 
2012-07-08 07:15:06 PM

wotthefark:
From the Daily Mail.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
 
2012-07-09 02:53:22 AM
dready zim
i lol
 
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