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(Bitten and Bound)   Kelly Osbourne is seriously pissed at Delta Airlines because they allowed a f**ing passenger to bash her with an f**ing seat, resulting in an f**ing shiner that matches the color of her hair ... purple. #dramaqueen w/pic   (bittenandbound.com ) divider line
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2012-07-08 11:04:04 AM  
This is difficult to say, because I think kelly and snooki are out of the same AW mold. However, I have been on so many planes where the arsehole in front of me thinks he's the only one on the plane, and lays his seat back in my lap to the point where you can't even get the tray table down. I hope she made the inconsiderate bastard miserable during the whole trip.
 
2012-07-08 11:13:31 AM  

oldernell: This is difficult to say, because I think kelly and snooki are out of the same AW mold. However, I have been on so many planes where the arsehole in front of me thinks he's the only one on the plane, and lays his seat back in my lap to the point where you can't even get the tray table down. I hope she made the inconsiderate bastard miserable during the whole trip.


Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.
 
2012-07-08 12:23:32 PM  
Rich people problems.
 
2012-07-08 12:28:56 PM  

oldernell: This is difficult to say, because I think kelly and snooki are out of the same AW mold. However, I have been on so many planes where the arsehole in front of me thinks he's the only one on the plane, and lays his seat back in my lap to the point where you can't even get the tray table down. I hope she made the inconsiderate bastard miserable during the whole trip.


Normally my coach flying arse would agree with you here, but you know she was in first class. There's more than enough room in first class to recline your seat without inconveniencing the person behind you.
 
2012-07-08 12:35:37 PM  
She's irrelevant. NEXT!
 
2012-07-08 12:37:42 PM  
I'm glad that person laughed at her. Kelly was acting exactly as trashy as she was accusing that person of being.

Oh, and the seats recline for a reason. Deal with it and try to keep your head out of the way, precious.
 
2012-07-08 12:37:56 PM  
F*** your headline hashtag, subby.
 
2012-07-08 01:05:35 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: F*** your headline hashtag, subby.

 
2012-07-08 01:05:53 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-08 01:50:32 PM  
Flying in Coach people's problems.
 
2012-07-08 02:01:35 PM  
And the battle of Recliners vs. Sitting-Behinders starts off just as expected....

\not a recliner, but only because i don't know how reclining is supposed to solve the problem of being stuck in a plane for three hours with nowhere to put your anything
 
2012-07-08 02:03:01 PM  
I'd recline her, if you catch my drift.
 
2012-07-08 02:09:01 PM  

Happy Hours: oldernell: This is difficult to say, because I think kelly and snooki are out of the same AW mold. However, I have been on so many planes where the arsehole in front of me thinks he's the only one on the plane, and lays his seat back in my lap to the point where you can't even get the tray table down. I hope she made the inconsiderate bastard miserable during the whole trip.

Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.


I'm 6'3" and reclining doesn't do anything for my leg room. I have a great solution though, whether it's on a plane, bus, or train. Dig my knees into the back of the person's seat... And you'd better believe I dig them hard until they adjust.
 
2012-07-08 02:09:42 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: F*** your headline hashtag, subby.


Since it was a story based on her tweets, the hashtag is allowed to be played in the headline.
 
2012-07-08 02:09:59 PM  

FriarReb98: And the battle of Recliners vs. Sitting-Behinders starts off just as expected....

\not a recliner, but only because i don't know how reclining is supposed to solve the problem of being stuck in a plane for three hours with nowhere to put your anything


Three hours? You complain about a three hour flight?
 
2012-07-08 02:11:23 PM  
The option to recline seats on airplanes should have stopped when they decreased the spacing between the rows in the "Great cattle shuffle" of the 70s through 90s. It made sense when the rows weren't packed in like sardines, but it just seems designed to piss off the passenger behind them these days.

//that being said, it's sad it didn't knock the ego out of kelly osbourne.
//just cuz your dad was cool, doesn't mean you are.
 
2012-07-08 02:12:14 PM  
Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.


SO. MUCH. THIS.

That recline space is MINE, Biatches! Helps a lot when you're in a window seat and can lean against the wall and recline and snooze a bit.
 
2012-07-08 02:12:34 PM  
In the picture she kind of looks like Katy Perry would look like if Katy Perry was allergic to shell fish but ate it anyways.
 
2012-07-08 02:13:51 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: F*** your headline hashtag, subby.

 
2012-07-08 02:19:07 PM  
Sounds like she could use a "Pacific Rim".
 
2012-07-08 02:20:00 PM  

henryhill: FriarReb98: And the battle of Recliners vs. Sitting-Behinders starts off just as expected....

\not a recliner, but only because i don't know how reclining is supposed to solve the problem of being stuck in a plane for three hours with nowhere to put your anything

Three hours? You complain about a three hour flight?


Only ever flown on a cross-country non-stop once, so can't really complain about those....
 
2012-07-08 02:28:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Since it was a story based on her tweets, the hashtag is allowed to be played in the headline.


Maybe so, but I'm on autopilot these days when I see a hashtag next to a story from Bitten & Bound.


Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: F*** your headline hashtag, subby.


PREACH!
 
2012-07-08 02:29:37 PM  
This is her War Pigs, dammit!
 
2012-07-08 02:34:40 PM  
Once Kelly flies across the Atlantic with TWO Israeli kids river dancing on the back of your seat for hours without stopping and with a flight crew not wanting to "get involved", then she may complain... until then, she really gets no sympathy.
 
2012-07-08 02:35:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:


Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: F*** your headline hashtag, subby.

PREACH!


*Fist bump* It really is an obnoxious trend.
 
2012-07-08 02:41:21 PM  

Wayne 985: Happy Hours: oldernell: This is difficult to say, because I think kelly and snooki are out of the same AW mold. However, I have been on so many planes where the arsehole in front of me thinks he's the only one on the plane, and lays his seat back in my lap to the point where you can't even get the tray table down. I hope she made the inconsiderate bastard miserable during the whole trip.

Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.

I'm 6'3" and reclining doesn't do anything for my leg room. I have a great solution though, whether it's on a plane, bus, or train. Dig my knees into the back of the person's seat... And you'd better believe I dig them hard until they adjust.


What do you do when they ignore your petulance?
 
2012-07-08 02:44:19 PM  
I don't understand people who complain about recliners. First of all, the seat tilts back only about 3/10ths of a degree. Second, unless you are in the ass end of the plane you are allotted the same 3/10ths of a degree. The only way I could see this interfering with your snack tray is if you are a gigantic fat belly and if that is the case I'd like to ask you to consider the guy next to you who you are sweating all over and suffocating with your armrest-swallowing fat rolls.
 
2012-07-08 02:48:12 PM  

Wayne 985: Happy Hours: oldernell: This is difficult to say, because I think kelly and snooki are out of the same AW mold. However, I have been on so many planes where the arsehole in front of me thinks he's the only one on the plane, and lays his seat back in my lap to the point where you can't even get the tray table down. I hope she made the inconsiderate bastard miserable during the whole trip.

Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.

I'm 6'3" and reclining doesn't do anything for my leg room. I have a great solution though, whether it's on a plane, bus, or train. Dig my knees into the back of the person's seat... And you'd better believe I dig them hard until they adjust.


Heh. I'm 6'5" and I just cross my legs - boom, seat's back upright again.
 
2012-07-08 02:50:53 PM  
Maybe if you weren't doing a line on the tray table you wouldn't get a shiner Kelly.
 
2012-07-08 02:50:55 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: F*** your headline hashtag, subby.


came here to say precisely this. This isn't Twitter.
 
2012-07-08 02:52:40 PM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 445x534]


That's a healthy look......for Auschwitz or Dachau perhaps.
 
2012-07-08 02:59:50 PM  
Fist angry god etc
 
2012-07-08 03:00:59 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-08 03:17:16 PM  
she needs to go to Cowboys Stadium and have a TV fall on her
 
2012-07-08 03:17:37 PM  

Apos: *Fist bump* It really is an obnoxious trend.


FeedTheCollapse: came here to say precisely this. This isn't Twitter.


Damn skippy.
 
2012-07-08 03:23:17 PM  

violentsalvation: I don't understand people who complain about recliners. First of all, the seat tilts back only about 3/10ths of a degree. Second, unless you are in the ass end of the plane you are allotted the same 3/10ths of a degree. The only way I could see this interfering with your snack tray is if you are a gigantic fat belly and if that is the case I'd like to ask you to consider the guy next to you who you are sweating all over and suffocating with your armrest-swallowing fat rolls.


Seriously, the seats I've been on aren't like a house reclining chair, they move back so little it isn't even worth the possibility of making some unpleasant biatch cry about it. What the fark was she doing that led her to get hit in the eye, licking the food that dried onto the tray?
 
2012-07-08 03:26:26 PM  
i.ytimg.com

/not really hot
 
2012-07-08 03:28:13 PM  
The next time I see a goddamn hashtag on Fark, I'm driving to subby's house and shoving a garbage bag full of keyboard pound signs up his or her Twitter-using ass.
 
2012-07-08 03:37:34 PM  
To be fair, getting seriously pissed at Delta after flying with them is a pretty standard occurance

/Would rather drive a moped across country than ever fly with Delta again
//Flown three times with them - twice they lost my luggage and the third we were delayed and I missed my connecting flight because they forgot to put hydrolic fluid in the plane
 
2012-07-08 03:58:25 PM  
Oh goody a reclining airplane seat thread! I like to recline, not even all the way. I lower my seat slowly so none of your stuff falls over. If you feel the need to assault me then you're the idiot. End of story.
 
2012-07-08 04:05:09 PM  

Grey Street: The next time I see a goddamn hashtag on Fark, I'm driving to subby's house and shoving a garbage bag full of keyboard pound signs up his or her Twitter-using ass.


Did you know they make decaffeinated coffee now?
 
2012-07-08 04:26:57 PM  

Grey Street: The next time I see a goddamn hashtag on Fark, I'm driving to subby's house and shoving a garbage bag full of keyboard pound signs up his or her Twitter-using ass.


#This
 
2012-07-08 04:34:35 PM  

lelio: Maybe if you weren't doing a line on the tray table you wouldn't get a shiner Kelly.


Seiously, how do you get hit in the face by a reclining seat, especially in 1st class. The only way I could figure it was she must have been leaning forward, face against the seat in front and the passenger in front of her reclined her seat quickly.

For the recliners out there, please do it slowly so those of us crammed in behind you can get body parts out of the way.
 
2012-07-08 04:39:54 PM  
I think she's hot.

/great gams
//walking sticks
///lady movers
 
2012-07-08 04:49:15 PM  

mark12A: Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.

SO. MUCH. THIS.

That recline space is MINE, Biatches! Helps a lot when you're in a window seat and can lean against the wall and recline and snooze a bit.


And yet another idiot who didn't read the story.

If someone reclines her seat fast/hard enough to give you a shiner, that person is an asshole. And so are you, in addition to being a dumbass.

This pseudo-celebrity, of whom I am not a fan, is not complaining about someone reclining a seat into her space. She's complaining about being hit in the face.
 
2012-07-08 04:52:50 PM  

Grey Street: The next time I see a goddamn hashtag on Fark, I'm driving to subby's house and shoving a garbage bag full of keyboard pound signs up his or her Twitter-using ass.


Oh, really? #dramaqueen
 
2012-07-08 04:55:38 PM  

MadAzza: mark12A: Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.

SO. MUCH. THIS.

That recline space is MINE, Biatches! Helps a lot when you're in a window seat and can lean against the wall and recline and snooze a bit.

And yet another idiot who didn't read the story.

If someone reclines her seat fast/hard enough to give you a shiner, that person is an asshole. And so are you, in addition to being a dumbass.

This pseudo-celebrity, of whom I am not a fan, is not complaining about someone reclining a seat into her space. She's complaining about being hit in the face.


You'd have to be leaning forward with great effort to get hit in the face in first class. So the most likely scenario is the AW biatch did something stupid and is trying to blame someone else.
 
2012-07-08 05:19:15 PM  
An farking?
AN FARKING?
 
2012-07-08 05:20:21 PM  

Wayne 985: Happy Hours: oldernell: This is difficult to say, because I think kelly and snooki are out of the same AW mold. However, I have been on so many planes where the arsehole in front of me thinks he's the only one on the plane, and lays his seat back in my lap to the point where you can't even get the tray table down. I hope she made the inconsiderate bastard miserable during the whole trip.

Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.

I'm 6'3" and reclining doesn't do anything for my leg room. I have a great solution though, whether it's on a plane, bus, or train. Dig my knees into the back of the person's seat... And you'd better believe I dig them hard until they adjust.


That's your fault for being 6' 3". Buy a first-class ticket and stop whining or try to be shorter. If you hadn't eaten so much protein as a child, you'd be a normal height. Think of all the starving kids in third world countries who went hungry for years just so they can now fit comfortably in commercial coach seats and feel smug about how you don't have enough legroom.

In all seriousness, don't biatch about the person reclining their seat - biatch about the airlines cramming people in like sardines and providing seat cushions that would never have been approved by OSHA when new and after 10 years or more of constant use are hard as the metal beneath them and probably don't even float any more. The two inches of recline turn a flight from constant back pain from sitting on my tailbone to marginally tolerable. Reclining doesn't affect your legroom in any appreciable manner unless you are crossing your legs which puts your knees above the line of the hinge in the chair. It does move the headrest closer to your face and it does make it hard to do stuff on your tray table, but that hardly constitutes grounds for having a hissy fit.
 
2012-07-08 05:27:00 PM  

OgreMagi: MadAzza: mark12A: Listen dumbass -seats recline for a reason. The person in front of me can put their seat back. You can put your seat back. If you are so selfish that you can't handle that take a farking bus or a train.

Kicking the seat in front of you should be an arrestable offense.

It does NOT affect your leg room. Kelly Osbourne is only about 5 feet tall anyway. She sounds like a biatch who can't afford first class - much like you.

Grow the fark up.

SO. MUCH. THIS.

That recline space is MINE, Biatches! Helps a lot when you're in a window seat and can lean against the wall and recline and snooze a bit.

And yet another idiot who didn't read the story.

If someone reclines her seat fast/hard enough to give you a shiner, that person is an asshole. And so are you, in addition to being a dumbass.

This pseudo-celebrity, of whom I am not a fan, is not complaining about someone reclining a seat into her space. She's complaining about being hit in the face.

You'd have to be leaning forward with great effort to get hit in the face in first class. So the most likely scenario is the AW biatch did something stupid and is trying to blame someone else.


I don't know whether she was or not. What I do know, and what my post addressed, was that several other posters here made the usual "I have a right to recline my seat, waah waah waah, you're a big meanie" comments, and that's not what Ms. Osbourne's complaint was about.

Also, she said the TV was in the seat in front of her, which means she was NOT in first class. Or she was in really shiatty first class, the type you get on a commuter, which is like coach on a 767.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry. HAHA SHE'S FAT!!! SToo0pid biatch!

Is that better?
 
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