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(EFF)   Is your crazy uncle going on about the NSA reading his email in a secret room at the phone company? Don't call the guys in the white coats just yet   ( divider line
    More: Scary, secret room, NSA, Electronic Frontier Foundation, Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, warrantless wiretapping, uncles  
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16055 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jul 2012 at 3:30 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-08 04:41:20 PM  
2 votes:
I hope they like cat pictures.
2012-07-08 04:11:36 PM  
2 votes:
Imagine the poor bastard who has to listen to some biatches talking about other biatches calling them biatches.
2012-07-09 11:09:40 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Decryption would be the opposite: You transcribe the electronic message onto paper, then manually decrypt, and similarly destroy the paper and the OTP page used to decrypt the message.

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2012-07-09 01:38:32 AM  
1 vote:

zaiustheape: who's taking votes on how long it takes all 3 of the whistle-blowers to have unfortunate accidents?

They won't have unfortunate accidents. They will be struck with huge feelings of guilt that compel them to kill themselves by shooting themselves in the back of the head... with a shotgun...3 times.
2012-07-08 08:52:33 PM  
1 vote:
Wood thay be abel to spel chek my messeges for me and fix dem?
2012-07-08 08:35:01 PM  
1 vote:
This is not a secret code phrase designed to activate all the sleeper agents who read Fark.

/Blessent mon cœur d'une langeur monotone
2012-07-08 06:40:27 PM  
1 vote:

MauiMunchieMan808: I really hope they enjoyed my conversation with my brother this morning, we had a heated argument about who's had the biggest shiat!

Oh, we did. We took a vote, and declared it a tie. :)

Your friends,
2012-07-08 06:24:22 PM  
1 vote:
I really hope they enjoyed my conversation with my brother this morning, we had a heated argument about who's had the biggest shiat!
2012-07-08 04:15:48 PM  
1 vote:

Bucky Katt: cman: Remember when Obama voted for immunity for telecoms?

Good times

Are you seriously suggesting your boy Mitt would do any different?


When you make assumptions, you make yourself look like an ass. Gary Johnson is who I am voting for. And, in case if you were wondering, Obama was not born in Kenya (he is an American citizen who meets the qualifications for becoming President), I am for gay marriage, repealing the Patriot act, halting the war on drugs, focusing illegal immigration enforcement only on gangs.

But, go on, keep on grouping me like an idiot because you do not care to actually read what I post. I understand you: if one does not approve of Obama, then they must be a Republican and/or a racist bigot.

/Mitt Romney could go fark a goat for all I care.
2012-07-08 04:13:08 PM  
1 vote:

tuna762: I remember reading a book (dissecting the hack) where hackers use guild chat in wow to communicate. Is it possible to monitor that?

And exactly what transport medium does this chat employ? Sub-space comm?
2012-07-08 04:03:50 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-07-08 04:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
I heard that "FW:FW:" is the trigger code that will have the Obama Secret Police monitoring all of your internets.

Spread the word!
2012-07-08 03:54:21 PM  
1 vote:

badhatharry: foxyshadis: Subby might be the only person around who's never heard of this before.

RexTalionis: If you're concerned, then you should've been encrypting your emails.

The NSA probably has a huge database of cracked 1024-bit private keys, and larger ones that were subject to various flaws over the years, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of the major US SSL cert companies have been compelled to hand over their private keys. All they have to do is archive everything until they crack the cert, then they can go back and read everything.

Just write letters in code like prisoners.

Using grid ciphers and single replacement codes to hide from an agency whose purpose it is to crack codes 1000x more complex. Brilliant concept.
2012-07-08 03:50:16 PM  
1 vote:
Remember to have the fbi check your computer tonight to ensure it's not infected.
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