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(NJ.com)   Authorities say they have found the culprit in a rash of cemetery flag thefts: woodchucks   (nj.com) divider line 29
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 12:04:41 PM
Woodchucks are basically fat ground squirrels. Usually decorative flag thefts are by tree squirrels.
 
2012-07-08 01:09:43 PM
Stealin' volers
 
2012-07-08 01:23:30 PM
Woodchuck doesn't care. Woodchuck doesn't give a shiat.
 
2012-07-08 01:25:59 PM
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2012-07-08 01:26:29 PM

ZAZ: Woodchucks are basically fat ground squirrels. Usually decorative flag thefts are by tree squirrels.


That's just what the ground squirrels want us to think.
 
2012-07-08 01:27:48 PM
Woodchucks are Commies!
 
2012-07-08 01:31:53 PM
Hey you woodchucks, stop stealing my flags
 
2012-07-08 01:32:45 PM
How many flags would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck flags?
 
2012-07-08 01:39:24 PM
Dude, "woodchuck" is not the preferred nomenclature.

"Woodcharles," please.
 
2012-07-08 01:50:40 PM
Flag-hoarding varmints!
 
2012-07-08 01:53:22 PM
From the article:

"Hallenbeck said he was glad the culprit wasn't a human resident. He said some flags are now coated with a substance that attracts woodchucks."

Do they sell that coating in bulk?
 
2012-07-08 01:56:47 PM
Authorities say they have found the culprit in a rash of cemetery flag thefts: woodchucks
 
2012-07-08 02:00:14 PM
I still want to buy the woodchuck attractant coating in bulk and turn my home into a woodchuck love cave.
 
2012-07-08 02:06:38 PM

theorellior: How many flags would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck flags?


75
 
2012-07-08 02:13:51 PM
 
2012-07-08 02:14:44 PM
 
2012-07-08 02:28:18 PM
i like seeing woodchucks just off the roadway in the grass, having a nom and watching the cars go by. it entertains me.
 
2012-07-08 02:30:56 PM

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2012-07-08 02:33:10 PM

KrispyKritter: i like seeing woodchucks just off the roadway in the grass, having a nom and watching the cars go by. it entertains me.


Given your name, this statement worries me a lot.

/Don't look at my name
 
2012-07-08 02:36:16 PM

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2012-07-08 02:37:19 PM
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Hey, you dang woodchucks! Quit thievin' mah flags!
 
2012-07-08 03:01:01 PM
Job offers has been slow for Gus the former spokesrodent for the PA Lottery.
"A groundhog has to eat" he said when taken into custody.

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2012-07-08 03:07:02 PM

theorellior: How many flags would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck flags flesh?


Zombie woodchucks.
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2012-07-08 03:11:09 PM
Damn mainstream media is leaving out the facts as usual.

Those were a bunch of liberal woodchucks who think the world should give them flags for free.
 
2012-07-08 03:13:28 PM
Why do woodchucks hate America?
 
2012-07-08 03:28:11 PM

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2012-07-08 03:56:09 PM
How many flags would a woodchuck snuck
If a woodchuck would snuck flags?
 
2012-07-08 03:59:34 PM
Old Freebie is a Grand Ole Flag--tasty too!
 
2012-07-08 08:42:07 PM
We call these varmints groundhogs up here in these parts. And the horses step in the holes they dig and break their legs.
 
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