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(TC Palm)   Florida woman, not in good humor, hits cheating husband with bag of ice cream. Now faces rocky road of legal trouble   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 34
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2012-07-08 08:41:54 AM  
This the ice cream make it home before melting? Arkansans have gots to know!
 
2012-07-08 10:00:08 AM  
this looks like a job for SUPERMAN!!

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2012-07-08 10:01:53 AM  
hannaford.gsnrecipes.com
 
2012-07-08 10:08:38 AM  
Crushed nuts?
 
2012-07-08 10:11:52 AM  
This could only have been posted on a Sundae.
 
2012-07-08 10:16:40 AM  
BAG of ice cream? That's a strange mental image.
 
2012-07-08 10:17:34 AM  
She should have eaten the evidence before the cops got there!
 
2012-07-08 10:22:40 AM  

rjakobi: BAG of ice cream? That's a strange mental image.


I don't know, I once dated a girl who could be described that way...
 
2012-07-08 10:23:17 AM  
Blue balls of ice cream?.
 
2012-07-08 10:23:49 AM  

rjakobi


BAG of ice cream? That's a strange mental image.


She probably had it shipped in from Canada.
 
2012-07-08 10:26:25 AM  
That's all she did and yet they're charging her with a crime? I honestly can't say I blame her. She should be found not guilty through the assault equivalent of the "he needed killin" defense. This is a guy who needed a beatin'
 
2012-07-08 10:34:12 AM  
they are gonna act like a banana and split!
 
2012-07-08 10:34:33 AM  
The husband was probably tired of their vanilla sex life.
 
2012-07-08 10:35:06 AM  
Thanks subby, now I want a banana split
 
2012-07-08 10:47:01 AM  
"In general, women frown upon their husbands seeing other women"

Translation: Women are not realistic about marriage.
 
2012-07-08 10:48:44 AM  
Im backing the wife. What an asshole...
 
2012-07-08 10:57:42 AM  
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That's all I have to say about that.
 
2012-07-08 11:02:16 AM  

Cosmk: The husband was probably tired of their vanilla sex life.


I know how he feels.

Chocolate's gettin' old, vanilla just leaves me cold. There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me. Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon. I know what I need.
 
2012-07-08 11:02:25 AM  
 
2012-07-08 11:04:03 AM  
 
2012-07-08 11:04:10 AM  
This is where the chip hits the fan.

(Thank you, Doug.)
 
2012-07-08 11:04:58 AM  
 
2012-07-08 11:13:03 AM  

AirborneBuckeye: Florida Bikini Ice Cream NSFW


is that meatwad??
 
2012-07-08 11:22:35 AM  

Greek: That's all she did and yet they're charging her with a crime? I honestly can't say I blame her. She should be found not guilty through the assault equivalent of the "he needed killin" defense. This is a guy who needed a beatin'


This is what ran through my mind as well. If I were the dude, I'd count myself lucky and even show up to her hearing in her defense. She doesn't need jailed for this. More people need to be smacked for the shiat they do - men and women.

That article was so horribly full of puns and lame jokes though... The author could use a minor beating as well.
 
2012-07-08 11:30:42 AM  
Some might say Dawn Elaine Barran, 45, on July 1 did not have good humor about seeing her husband and his beau in a business in Port St. Lucie.

Ummm...I'm not real sure, but isn't "beau" French for a male admirer?
 
2012-07-08 11:32:25 AM  

Greek: That's all she did and yet they're charging her with a crime? I honestly can't say I blame her. She should be found not guilty through the assault equivalent of the "he needed killin" defense. This is a guy who needed a beatin'


Here in Florida, we would call it "standing your ground". Although it may not apply to stalking your ex in Walgreens, but if she had a sympathetic cop - maybe one who needed a hummer - she could get off.
 
2012-07-08 11:35:02 AM  
It's a trap!!! PNSFW
 
2012-07-08 12:41:42 PM  

Greek: That's all she did and yet they're charging her with a crime? I honestly can't say I blame her. She should be found not guilty through the assault equivalent of the "he needed killin" defense. This is a guy who needed a beatin'


you poor thing. who hurt you?
 
2012-07-08 05:16:56 PM  

KrispyKritter: Greek: That's all she did and yet they're charging her with a crime? I honestly can't say I blame her. She should be found not guilty through the assault equivalent of the "he needed killin" defense. This is a guy who needed a beatin'

you poor thing. who hurt you?


Am I the only one that assumed the husband and wife were probably separated before this incident?

also, FTA: A dairy product, ice cream features prominently in desserts such as the ice cream cone, ice cream sundae and ice cream sandwich. It's often eaten in ice cream parlors and at ice cream socials.

Ice cream, bagged or otherwise, is not commonly used as an offensive weapon.


Now that is good reporting!! Apparently "ice cream" is some sort of desert, hmmmm I've never heard of it. Well, no wonder the man wasn't injured, typically weaponized deserts are ineffective at best.
 
2012-07-08 06:42:14 PM  
Good. Damn abusive wives.
 
2012-07-08 10:49:48 PM  

Avery614: KrispyKritter: Greek: That's all she did and yet they're charging her with a crime? I honestly can't say I blame her. She should be found not guilty through the assault equivalent of the "he needed killin" defense. This is a guy who needed a beatin'

you poor thing. who hurt you?

Am I the only one that assumed the husband and wife were probably separated before this incident?

also, FTA: A dairy product, ice cream features prominently in desserts such as the ice cream cone, ice cream sundae and ice cream sandwich. It's often eaten in ice cream parlors and at ice cream socials.

Ice cream, bagged or otherwise, is not commonly used as an offensive weapon.

Now that is good reporting!! Apparently "ice cream" is some sort of desert, hmmmm I've never heard of it. Well, no wonder the man wasn't injured, typically weaponized deserts are ineffective at best.


I am thankful for them telling me what ice cream is but why would they go through all that trouble and not tell us what a "bag of ice cream" is? Does she own an ice cream shop? Is it the bag of ice cream mix that they pour into a soft serve machine? What?
 
2012-07-08 11:42:30 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: I am thankful for them telling me what ice cream is but why would they go through all that trouble and not tell us what a "bag of ice cream" is? Does she own an ice cream shop? Is it the bag of ice cream mix that they pour into a soft serve machine? What?


Heh, reminds me of this bit...

Link
 
2012-07-09 12:00:53 AM  
In other news, ice cream comes in bags.
 
2012-07-09 03:34:34 PM  

Avery614: KrispyKritter: Greek: That's all she did and yet they're charging her with a crime? I honestly can't say I blame her. She should be found not guilty through the assault equivalent of the "he needed killin" defense. This is a guy who needed a beatin'

you poor thing. who hurt you?

Am I the only one that assumed the husband and wife were probably separated before this incident?

also, FTA: A dairy product, ice cream features prominently in desserts such as the ice cream cone, ice cream sundae and ice cream sandwich. It's often eaten in ice cream parlors and at ice cream socials.

Ice cream, bagged or otherwise, is not commonly used as an offensive weapon.

Now that is good reporting!! Apparently "ice cream" is some sort of desert, hmmmm I've never heard of it. Well, no wonder the man wasn't injured, typically weaponized deserts are ineffective at best.


Did we just get trolled by TFA?
 
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