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(NYPost)   New book revealing sex, drugs and drinking in the Olympic Village says that curlers get the gold medal as the biggest party animals   (nypost.com) divider line 29
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2012-07-08 08:30:07 AM
Gotta have strong hands and wrists to work the broom...
 
2012-07-08 08:37:43 AM
what, "OBVIOUS" tag has the summer off?
 
2012-07-08 09:00:15 AM
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2012-07-08 09:12:29 AM
Came for hot, MILFY curlers, leaving satisfied. And to have a cigarette.
 
2012-07-08 09:27:21 AM
Canadian bowlers know how to party.
 
2012-07-08 09:28:52 AM
Overachieving characters under high pressure do things to blow off steam?

Color me shocked!
 
2012-07-08 09:31:15 AM
Start with the impression that whoever invented curling had to be drunk off their ass and it's not hard to believe.
 
2012-07-08 09:36:32 AM
I like it when attractive people kiss. I like when attractive people do anything. It's very pleasent.
 
2012-07-08 09:38:34 AM
Yeah, curling isn't something you need to be in top physical condition for, even at the Olympic level. No need to have the lifestyle of a trained athlete. As long as you've got enough endurance to sweep really fast for brief moments and the nerves (or sobriety) not to shake when you're throwing (or whatever the hell they call it), you're golden.
 
2012-07-08 09:50:10 AM
So you're saying that if you put 3000 healthy, fit, cut, vigorous 15-to-25-year-olds in an enclosed compound for two weeks, with all the free food and drink and condoms they want... they might have sex? Holy hell, if I was 18 and on an Olympic team I'd pray that my event ended on the first day so I could start farking everything that moved.

// besides : none of the women are menstruating anyhow.
 
2012-07-08 09:58:19 AM
FTA: "Everything is free - including the unlimited supply of condoms, stamped with sports-specific logos."

Something like these Tiger Woods condoms?

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2012-07-08 10:05:27 AM
So, we're all agreeing here that we'd fark like rabbits given the opportunities young, physically awesomely healthy Olympian-level kids have? Cool. I'd hate to think I was being weird in wanting to be a young, physically awesomely healthy Olympian-level kid and farking like rabbits.
 
2012-07-08 10:21:23 AM
More proof that we do it up right in the Midwest.
 
2012-07-08 10:32:10 AM
Oh to have been a fly on the wall when the women's weightlifting competition back in the soviet bloc days was over...

/fap?
 
2012-07-08 11:00:28 AM

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This got me interested in curling. Turns out it's actually a fun game to watch. I can't wait for the next winter Olympics.
 
2012-07-08 11:23:01 AM

Chafed Willi: More proof that we do it up right in the Midwest.


Except for the fat chicks
 
2012-07-08 11:26:38 AM

machoprogrammer: Chafed Willi: More proof that we do it up right in the Midwest.

Except Especially for the fat chicks

 
2012-07-08 11:28:31 AM

Spad31: So, we're all agreeing here that we'd fark like rabbits given the opportunities young, physically awesomely healthy Olympian-level kids have? Cool. I'd hate to think I was being weird in wanting to be a young, physically awesomely healthy Olympian-level kid and farking like rabbits.


It's like a Global Spring Break without the Girls Gone Wild. C'mon Joe Francis, when are we going to see a tape called "Olympians Gone Wild!!!"?
 
2012-07-08 12:01:56 PM

Spad31: So, we're all agreeing here that we'd fark like rabbits given the opportunities young, physically awesomely healthy Olympian-level kids have? Cool. I'd hate to think I was being weird in wanting to be a young, physically awesomely healthy Olympian-level kid and farking like rabbits.


I'm shocked this is somehow a revelation. The only thing they hand out more then testing cups in the Olympic Village is rubbers. And considering how many events end within the first week(or even days), what the hell else are a bunch of fit, in their prime youngsters going to do?
 
2012-07-08 12:35:57 PM
Let me see: a sport invented in Scotland that revolves around whiskey and beer when the participants aren't actually on the ice ............ yep, curlers will know how to party even in the highest levels.


//come from a curling family and a town that had the first curling rink in Wisconsin back in the 1840's
 
rka
2012-07-08 01:01:46 PM

Flappyhead: The only thing they hand out more then testing cups in the Olympic Village is rubbers


But as the article said, most of the condoms are taken as souvenirs...it not like they are burning through 70,000 condoms right then and there.
 
2012-07-08 02:05:44 PM

MoronLessOff: Gordon Bennett: [www.curlingrussia.com image 400x320]
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This got me interested in curling. Turns out it's actually a fun game to watch. I can't wait for the next winter Olympics.


I once watched a Scotland vs. Germany women's curling match, and I also will be watching more when the opportunity presents itself.
 
2012-07-08 03:27:41 PM

BizarreMan: Start with the impression that whoever invented curling had to be drunk off their ass and it's not hard to believe.


It was the Scots.Link
 
2012-07-08 03:54:02 PM
I thought it was the pants...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2010/02/dress_like_an_olympian_nor w egi.html
 
2012-07-08 05:22:19 PM
I've participated in multiple Olympic-style events (I guess you could call them lower level competitions to qualify/prepare for the real thing) and the amount of farking that goes on is pretty normal with the given conditions as mentioned by other farkers. What strikes me as crazy, is the amount of people that choose to just mess with the lodging and give the rookies a hard time even after their respective sport is over instead of taking advantage of their time there. It boggles the mind.
 
2012-07-08 09:39:58 PM

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You missed the obvious:

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2012-07-08 11:44:09 PM

teto85: BizarreMan: Start with the impression that whoever invented curling had to be drunk off their ass and it's not hard to believe.

It was the Scots.Link


"Here's what we're going to do. Go get some brooms. I''l go get those big round rocks. We're gonna go out on the frozen loch and paint a target. Then we'll slide the rocks to the target."

"What do we need the brooms for?"

"Ummmm... I know! We'll sweep in front of the rocks to try to change where they go!"

"Cool."

"Let's really fark with people. Anyone who wants to play has to have special rocks from that island over there."

/They were either drunk or stoned
 
2012-07-09 09:16:36 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

"HARDER! HARDER!"
 
2012-07-09 10:43:22 AM
As well they should, subby, for all the reasons listed. They don't have to be ready for (or beaten up by) an endurance event (speed skating, biathlon), their sport can't kill them (downhill, luge/sleigh, short-track) and they don't necessarily need remarkable balance (figure skating, stunt ski/board). Beer can be their friend.

And I just think that the gauntlet has been thrown down in front of mens/womens' hockey to step their game up.
 
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