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(Impact Wrestling)   Can Austin Aries defeat Bobby Rooooooo for the world title? Will Repo Boy or Flippity Floppity Cassanova win the X Division title? Who else will slip Earl Hebner some tongue? It's TNA Impact's Destination X, 8 PM on PPV   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 874
    More: Interesting, X Division, Austin Aries, TNA, world title, PPV, A.J. Styles, Kurt Angle, Bobby Roode  
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Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:35:48 AM
imageshack.us
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 11:36:26 AM
If Hulk Hogan really wants to be at the forefront of an angle that will change the wrestling world, he'll reveal himself as the third man inside of Earl Hebner.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 02:34:30 PM
 
hobblekitty
2012-07-08 03:38:12 PM
I'm just going to put this here...

i107.photobucket.com
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 03:54:35 PM
Alright, fWc! It is time to decide the first-ever GLOBAL LEGENDARY TELEVISION CHAMPION (OF THE WORLD)!

To win, the 150th comment of tonight's thread MUST be...

*drumroll*

"Shooting Star Staple Super Press"!

Now, If the post is botched or missed, I, Captain Steroid, will be the first champion!

If a Liter wins the title tonight, I'll sponsor them for a MONTH on TotalFARK!

REMEMBER, the GLTV Championship can ONLY be won during TNA/Impact Wrestling threads, such as tonight's PPV.

Good luck! /)^3^(\
 
Polartank13
2012-07-08 04:08:49 PM
Austin Aries came out to FSW here in Vegas to work a few dates and even tho it was in front of at most a 100 fans he put on a clinic each night. Every single one of the guys I talked to after said that Aries needs to be back on the big stage headlining. I hope he wins tonite.

/Go Kenny King!!! Another FSW guy
 
cman [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 06:12:14 PM
So, anyone wanna fark with TNA's management and plant unauthorized TNA products in the Hebner's homes?

Management wont believe that they are innocent
 
styckx
2012-07-08 06:56:54 PM
This is guaranteed to be more entertaining than that shiat UFC PPV last night.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:00:49 PM
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:05:16 PM
Austin Aries will win the match via DQ or count out. He'll look like a million dollars and will become a main event player after tonight, but Bobby Roooooooo will heel his way into another win, leading up to the inevitable Rooooooo/Storm match at BFG, when Storm finally wins.
 
Anarchangel
2012-07-08 07:07:48 PM
Analchanger IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

wait, it's not Impact.

/analchanger
 
AcidRefluxBoy
2012-07-08 07:08:07 PM
I'm pulling for King and Aries (seriously, Aries is my new favorite TNA guy since I started watching again). I doubt Aries will win, but King is another matter.
 
Owangotang
2012-07-08 07:09:34 PM
This weekend has been too full of real life shiatty swerves, please let Aries brainbuster that no-talent farkwad Roooooooo into the mat and win the belt.
 
Anarchangel
2012-07-08 07:11:37 PM
My guesses:

Aries gets screwed to give TNA a solid main-event feud at the top of the card from now til BFG.

I hope the Styles/Daniels feud is close to ending, but it's probably not, so Daniels.

I have no idea who is winning the X Division title, I only recently started watching TNA.

Angle & Joe... who cares? Storm's gotta win the BFG series, so this will be a classic match for the fark of it.
 
TheManofPA [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:12:24 PM
WHAR CM PUNK'S SISTER WHAR!
 
RepoManTSM
2012-07-08 07:16:03 PM
Hope they bust out the six sided ring like last year.
 
FinFangFark
2012-07-08 07:17:58 PM
hobblekitty: I'm just going to put this here...

[i107.photobucket.com image 481x592]

That...is...F*#KING AWESOME.

Evening folks...FlimFlamF*#k is in the Impact Zo-----Is at Destination X.
 
silgryphon
2012-07-08 07:18:47 PM
My headline was so much better than this one.
 
SharkTrager
2012-07-08 07:19:11 PM
Maybe when TPTB actually deal with the issues.

Until then, nope.
 
styckx
2012-07-08 07:19:48 PM
Anarchangel:
I hope the Styles/Daniels feud is close to ending.


LOL.. Never happening. Daniels and Styles started feuding when Dinosaurs still roamed the earth and there are no signs they'll ever stop feuding.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:21:08 PM
silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.
 
FinFangFark
2012-07-08 07:22:45 PM
FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.

Hebner getting tongue...instant green.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:23:50 PM
FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.

Hebner getting tongue...instant green.

Just wait until TNA finally does a Twincest angle with Earl and Dave.
 
FinFangFark
2012-07-08 07:25:18 PM
FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.

Hebner getting tongue...instant green.

Just wait until TNA finally does a Twincest angle with Earl and Dave.

Does it involve Christy Hemme's sevenhead? You know, the one where she flops bangs over it, hoping no one goes blind from direct exposure? Because if so...go on...
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:25:27 PM
styckx: Anarchangel:
I hope the Styles/Daniels feud is close to ending.


LOL.. Never happening. Daniels and Styles started feuding when Dinosaurs still roamed the earth and there are no signs they'll ever stop feuding.

as long as they keep putting on 4 and 5 star matches, I'm OK with it. They're much more Steamboat/Flair than Cena/Orton
 
RepoManTSM
2012-07-08 07:25:29 PM
FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.

Hebner getting tongue...instant green.

Just wait until TNA finally does a Twincest angle with Earl and Dave.

What has been mentally seen can not be unseen.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:31:25 PM
FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.

Hebner getting tongue...instant green.

Just wait until TNA finally does a Twincest angle with Earl and Dave.

Does it involve Christy Hemme's sevenhead? You know, the one where she flops bangs over it, hoping no one goes blind from direct exposure? Because if so...go on...

They're going to use the sevenhead as the surface upon which they project the grainy, snuff film-like 16 mm print of Earl and Dave's sex film. Also, it's going to feature commentary from Booker T, Michael Cole, and Tony Schiavone, who will emphatically proclaim THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF HARDCORE ANAL GAY TWIN INCEST!
 
silgryphon
2012-07-08 07:31:40 PM
There is gonna be lots of action tonight with little or no promos

It's gonna rock Boobies
 
FinFangFark
2012-07-08 07:33:27 PM
FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.

Hebner getting tongue...instant green.

Just wait until TNA finally does a Twincest angle with Earl and Dave.

Does it involve Christy Hemme's sevenhead? You know, the one where she flops bangs over it, hoping no one goes blind from direct exposure? Because if so...go on...

They're going to use the sevenhead as the surface upon which they project the grainy, snuff film-like 16 mm print of Earl and Dave's sex film. Also, it's going to feature commentary from Booker T, Michael Cole, and Tony Schiavone, who will emphatically proclaim THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF HARDCORE ANAL GAY TWIN INCEST!

+1 for the Greatest Night reference.
 
Anarchangel
2012-07-08 07:43:24 PM
FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.

Hebner getting tongue...instant green.

Just wait until TNA finally does a Twincest angle with Earl and Dave.

Does it involve Christy Hemme's sevenhead? You know, the one where she flops bangs over it, hoping no one goes blind from direct exposure? Because if so...go on...

They're going to use the sevenhead as the surface upon which they project the grainy, snuff film-like 16 mm print of Earl and Dave's sex film. Also, it's going to feature commentary from Booker T, Michael Cole, and Tony Schiavone, who will emphatically proclaim THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF HARDCORE ANAL GAY TWIN INCEST!

+1 for the Greatest Night reference.

Do you think when Tony Schiavone sees the first penetration he'll exclaim "Aw yeah... THAT'LL put butts in the seats..."?

I do.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:54:08 PM
BAH GAWD KING WE'RE INFINITELY LOOPED
 
silgryphon
2012-07-08 07:54:41 PM
Almost time to get this party started
 
silgryphon
2012-07-08 07:55:19 PM
I've got, a spanish feed
 
FinFangFark
2012-07-08 07:56:18 PM
silgryphon: I've got, a spanish feed

sounds German to me.
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:56:33 PM
heh, my alleged feed is showing the commercial for Journey 2, dubbed into German.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:57:12 PM
I'm gonna need Uta Lutendorf to translate this promo for me.
 
FinFangFark
2012-07-08 07:57:14 PM
SHIZA
 
slamjack
2012-07-08 07:57:31 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: heh, my alleged feed is showing the commercial for Journey 2, dubbed into German.

LOL at the Rock's voice in that.
 
silgryphon
2012-07-08 07:57:59 PM
slamjack: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: heh, my alleged feed is showing the commercial for Journey 2, dubbed into German.

LOL at the Rock's voice in that.

It's really manly in German
 
RepoManTSM
2012-07-08 07:58:06 PM
I imagine this won't crash First Row like UFC did last night.
 
silgryphon
2012-07-08 07:58:59 PM
Are they just now getting x-men 3 over there?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:59:11 PM
silgryphon: slamjack: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: heh, my alleged feed is showing the commercial for Journey 2, dubbed into German.

LOL at the Rock's voice in that.

It's really manly in German

Tony Soprano's voice wasn't right in German.
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 07:59:28 PM
FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: slamjack: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: heh, my alleged feed is showing the commercial for Journey 2, dubbed into German.

LOL at the Rock's voice in that.

It's really manly in German

Tony Soprano's voice wasn't right in German.

it was funny, tho
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 08:00:06 PM
No one tell the Germans about Tony Soprano and onion rings.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 08:00:17 PM
silgryphon: Are they just now getting x-men 3 over there?

Wait, how did X-Men 1 make it in Germany? Wouldn't the entire first 10 minutes, which was Auschwitz: First Class, have been cut from the film?
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 08:00:55 PM
Today's edition of The Difference Between WWE and TNA

WWE is making me want my money back even tho I hypothetically pirate their PPVs
TNA is one or two more successful events away from getting me to pay cash money for them.
 
silgryphon
2012-07-08 08:01:28 PM
Nice opening promo
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 08:01:46 PM
Got the soundtrack from the old Berlyn hype videos, apparently.

MUNYCH IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 08:02:39 PM
FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: My headline was so much better than this one.

I'll bet it didn't mention Earl Hebner getting tongued, though.

Hebner getting tongue...instant green.

Just wait until TNA finally does a Twincest angle with Earl and Dave.

Does it involve Christy Hemme's sevenhead? You know, the one where she flops bangs over it, hoping no one goes blind from direct exposure? Because if so...go on...

They're going to use the sevenhead as the surface upon which they project the grainy, snuff film-like 16 mm print of Earl and Dave's sex film. Also, it's going to feature commentary from Booker T, Michael Cole, and Tony Schiavone, who will emphatically proclaim THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF HARDCORE ANAL GAY TWIN INCEST!

imageshack.us
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-07-08 08:02:45 PM
robsul82: Got the soundtrack from the old Berlyn hype videos, apparently.

MUNYCH IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

friday87central.files.wordpress.com
 
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